| 22nd June 2004 - 02:53:10 PM |
| 7903 : Corey Haim |
| Day two is done!!! All of Dustin and my fans will be excited to hear that we gave completed day two of filming for the new movie FART PATROL. Today we were on location in a mexican restaraunt. Rudy Rupaks brother is the manager and let us film there. Since beans make you fart we figured someone patrolling for farts would go to a mexican rest. We went there and since our budget is small we waited for a customer to fart. After and hour or so a small child at the table next to us let one rip. I yelled action and dustin leaped up like the professional that he is and screamed "zoiks"! He then belched in the childs face and yelled "fart patrol taking care of business"! I then jumped in and sprayed a fire extinguisher all over the table and family while yelling watch out for the farts!!! Then I yelled cut and we quickly exited, day two a wrap! Tomorrow is going to be a big day so stay tuned. Peace, C. Haim |
| 22nd June 2004 - 03:01:46 PM |
| 7904 : Corey \"That Lovable Junky\" Feldman |
| HeY dUdEs!! Droppin' in on ya Feld-Style!! I keep hearing nothing but good things about FART PATROL, which stars Dustin alongside my old pal COREY HAIM. I was going to audition for the part, but I had to use the rest of my gas money to score some smack for my stripper/hooker girlfriend. I sure wanted the part, but nobody likes a dope-sick broad shitting herself on your mom's couch. Anywho, I'm sure FART PATROL will be a huge hit and I can maybe get a role in FART PATROL 2? |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:10:45 PM |
| 7905 : DCG-GOD |
| sam larson and screech should hump like monkeys and have beautiful queer monkey childern |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:19:32 PM |
| 7906 : DCG__SUCKA__PUNK__ASS |
| Jon Luckey is my gay ass lover I will hump him day and night forever. HE is my little POlly Parker Pants and I love him. Samuel Powers |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:20:55 PM |
| 7907 : Evan Stone |
| Hey guys! Just hangin' in the studio polishing some tracks for the FART PATROL soudtrack which should be in stores soon. Dustin is not only playing bass on this one, he also shows some of his genuine talent playing the rusty trombone. Preppie stud Mark-Paul Goselaar struts his singing voice as a guest vocalist on "Man Diapers", and Lark Vorhees gave everyone free hand jobs. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:31:27 PM |
| 7908 : Carlyle Bezerka, from Poland |
| REJOICE! HE HAS ARRIVED! WHO DAT? MR. BOOGIE SUCKER, THAT'S WHO YOU FUCKING NITWITS!!!! Merry Xmas to Everyone and Peace on Earth! Good will towards sluts like SUE GRAFTON, THE LESBOS! Fuck you!! jesus is the BEST and always will be and Screw you if you thik they SUCK my cock just for the fun of it! And don't piss in my soup again, mother fucker or I'll hose you down with shit-pasta |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:42:40 PM |
| 7909 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin needs to market his own line of cock rings, butt plugs, and other sex devices. He could have one called "the Slater" or "Salty the Pocket Asshole" - replicated to his exact buttocks so all can have a toss at Screechs o ring. I'm creaming myself just thinking of ramming that soft molded ass while watching episodes of SBTB. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 04:46:11 PM |
| 7910 : Corey Haim |
| I like what Im hearing. The buzz for FART PATROL is blossoming! Evan my genuine thanks are due, and Im sure the album will be a sucess. This goes to show that with 500 bucks and two mega stars a movie can get made that will triumph! Thanks to all for the success. PS tomorrow the bear will make his 1st appearance. STAY TUNED! Peace, C. Haim |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:04:08 PM |
| 7911 : Zack Attack |
| When I wake up in the morning and my boner's got me moanin' I don't think I'll ever yank it on time! By the time I grab my lube and I give Grandpa a bath I'm at the bath house just in time to see the cum fly by! It's all right, 'cause I'm Saved By The Balls. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:11:30 PM |
| 7912 : DCG-GOD |
| sam larson has six nipples. because he is half black lab have human. screech likes to tickle one with his toungue while clutching two with his toes. and then zac comes along and does the same thing to the other three. all this happening while his favorite band is playing live in the background. "honey turd" SAM larson hat sechs Nippel, weil er beinahe schwarzes Labor hat menschliches screech mag tickle ein mit seinem toungue, beim Erfassen zwei mit seinen Zehen und dann zac entlang kommt und tut die gleiche Sache bis die anderen drei ist, die dieses alle sind, das geschieht, während sein Lieblingsband das Spielen Phasen im Hintergrund ist. "Honig turd" il larson del SAM ha sei ugelli perché è laboratorio a metà nero ha screech umano gradisce solleticare uno con il suo toungue mentre innesta due con le sue punte ed allora lo zac viene avanti e fa la stessa cosa agli altri tre tutti questo che accade mentre la sua fascia favorita è giocare in tensione nei precedenti. "turd del miele" |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:17:36 PM |
| 7913 : brent |
| hey dcg god. Enough with the bullshit. If you arent going to post about fart patrol or sweet diamond then dont post at all! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:19:07 PM |
| 7914 : farker |
| what the FART??wtf! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:25:23 PM |
| 7915 : dcg god go home |
| dcg god omg poo ur not funny but ur shits are furry and u SUUUUUUUCK.farts. sam larson stickswitht he p-nut butter and THE JELLY up his cum hole where the fart sauce cumdripping fecal matter running down DUSTIN's inner thigh |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:26:23 PM |
| 7916 : SAM LARSON |
| OMG IT FEELSSSSS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOD. I AM TURNED ON RIGHT NOW THINKING ABOUT IT THOSE TOES |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:38:25 PM |
| 7917 : Sam Larson\'s Smelly Fart Cavity |
| OUCH! OUCH! Ohhh... That's more like it. Eat it like you mean it you Amish bastard. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:47:45 PM |
| 7918 : Salty The Pocketknife |
| FART PATROL! Patrollin' for farts! At Taco Bell, or your local Wal-Mart. FART PATROL! Follow that stink! We like farts from assholes that are pink! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 05:57:01 PM |
| 7919 : Salty The Pocketknife |
| Chorus: FARTY PATROL! FARTY PATROL! Searchin' for farts- high and low! Everywhere we go- sniffin' your hole! FART PATROL is a go! FARTS! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 06:54:13 PM |
| 7920 : Saved By The Balls |
| SCREECH!! YOUR NIPPLES, PLEASE!! SCREECH YOU QUEEN! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECHHH!!!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 08:09:30 PM |
| 7921 : Fagbusters |
| YURI NEEDS TO FUCK UP WISCONSIN LIKE AN ANAL RAPING HURRICANE. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 10:41:50 PM |
| 7922 : chip douglas |
| screech, I'm writing a biography about you, but I need some info about your life. My boss wants me to find out how many elderly men you've had sex with. How many you boys? When did you break your anal cherry? I heard that the name of your band's biggest hit is 'anal goblin'. Are you the 'anal goblin' of your band? i'm going to rub man juice all over the first draft of the biography. do you want me to send you a copy of the biography when it's finished? |