| 18th June 2004 - 01:58:30 PM |
| 7763 : Dustin\'s mother |
| I am VERY disappointed with you. Is this what you want to do with your life? What on God's green earth is tea-bagging. I'll have you know that your father and I have been up all night crying and he can't sustain an erection anymore. I haven't cried this much since I woke up and your foot was inside my uterus. Shame on you. -Darla Diamond |
| 18th June 2004 - 02:21:55 PM |
| 7764 : Sir Duffstain Diamond |
| Dustin!! You little faggot! Look at my soft, flaccid member! You did this, you little unemployed cocksucker! You have ruined the family name. You have ruined the family penis. I should have never splurted my gunk into your mothers ass! Oh, you didn't know, you little smegma sucking corn butterer? You were born out of your mother's dung hatch! You were a shitty little shit baby! Now I'm going to stuff my limp meatworm into your crying mother, and pretend I'm pumping you just like I used to in the basement. Too bad your uncle Byron isn't here to tag team you like the good old days. Too bad you're not here to like my bum hole clean anymore. Fuck you!! |
| 18th June 2004 - 02:40:16 PM |
| 7765 : Debbie Gibson\'s Vagina |
| ARG! Who dare enter this wrinkling crevice? 'Tis I! The foul odored nether regions of shopping mall slut Debbie Gibson. Thou must feedeth me with the most absorbant of cotton plugs! *Belches* Ha ha! I am most gassy! I had a large Tex-Mex feast with Mario Lopez, king of the Inter-American Pussy Fart Brigade(IAPFB)! Please Debbie, I beg you, no more mangled coat hangers.*Burps* Get a licensed abortion for once! Jesus Christ! ARG!! Bow before me, non-flatulent twats, for I will surely crush you come rapture! I have infected every pair of panties in The Gap! My warts and blisters have secreted pus onto every pretzel at Ye Olde Pretzel Shoppe next to the Starbucks in the food court (across from the Starbucks)! I have left cunt crust crumbs in the childrens' department of J.C. Penny's! No amount of topical cream will cause my wrath to cease! Vagisil? HA! Monostat be damned! I Reign Supreme! ARG! |
| 18th June 2004 - 04:16:08 PM |
| 7766 : Gregory Darvis, in love with Princess Peussie |
| "Now my penis looks like a pretzel!!!" I tried this PeniSaver Fluid and although my wife and dog enjoy the flavor when it comes to 'partying', I've got to write that the 'Saver' has bent my cock into a very weird shape, so deformed that even I cannot jerk it off without extreme pain. THANKS FOR NOTHING; now my sex life is OVER at the age of 15!!!!! When I piss, it hits my face. You can find me before the altar of dear virgin maria and begging for a slice of the vaginal toast...if you know what I mean, Princess Peussie, all mellow and defiled. I love you all, TURDS. |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:15:21 PM |
| 7767 : Debbie Gibson\'s Vagina\'s Asshole |
| GRR!! Look here, Debbie Gibson's vagina. Your tyranny has gone on for far too long. I am now red and cracking as a result of your dryness. I'm developing a large irritated lump and an abcess inside my mouth/ass. And Debbie, would you PLEASE STOP IT with the coat hangers?! Who puts a coat hanger up their ass anyway?? |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:17:56 PM |
| 7768 : Jake R. |
| OMG DUSTIN DIAMOND~!!!1! U R SO COOL! I LOVED SAVE BY THE BELL AND WATCH IT EVERY DAY! I THINK YOU ARE SO COOL! BYE -Jake R. |
| 18th June 2004 - 06:24:48 PM |
| 7769 : Jake R\'s mother |
| Jake what in the hell are you doing on this filthy shit hot dog fuck of a web page? FART? Get back to shoving Gobstoppers up my ass so I can poo them back out into your father's mouth while he felches penguins with River Pheonix's rotting corpse! And put some more sausage gravy on my snatch! |
| 18th June 2004 - 09:20:18 PM |
| 7770 : Tiffany |
| OMG!!! Chach, you lubricate my crotch with your putrid filth. If only my boyfriend Donnie could get me as moist as you, I wouldn't have to keep a can of crisco next to the bed! I LUV U!!!!! My fantasy would be to see you turn Diamond's rectum into menudo! It's my favorite! I hope I bump into you at Walmart sometime! |
| 18th June 2004 - 09:33:24 PM |
| 7771 : Da REAL Chach |
| DA CHACH GOT Y'ALL ON LOCK LIKE BARNEY RUBBLE COCK IN BEDROCK!! Thank you sincerely for all my fans and TRUE FAGS alike!! USA!! Good to see all the heteros off this board FINALLY! They scatter like COCK roaches when the light cums on! I lick more balls before breakfast than Paris Hilton has ever had in her rich little pooter! POOT!!! BALLS!! POOT AGAIN!! I'm sittin' pretty on two dongs (1 black, 1 Puerto Rican). RIDIN' HIGH! Dustin's gonna be out for a while. He's got a cottage cheese-like SECRETION splurting out of his colon and he's havin' it checked up on just to be safe. Should have things dried up in a couple days. USA!!! SECRETIONS!! POOT SOME MORE!! FELCHIN' LIKE BORIS YELTSIN!!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 02:31:53 AM |
| 7772 : |
| Kill me. |
| 19th June 2004 - 11:34:29 AM |
| 7773 : Da REAL Chach |
| Shit, man OK SO I'M STRAIGHT AND DULL....shit, YOu aint no better or butter! FUCKING SMILES TO YOU PRINCESS PEUSSIE. Her;es something go fucking thinK ABOUT, numbNUTS!!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::: The first guy I was with happened on a business trip. I met him in the hotel where I was staying. He was in his early twenties, tall and slim, with dark hair blue eyes. I was sitting at the bar and he came in and sat down a couple of stools away. We struck up a conversation, and had several drinks. When the hotel bar closed he was a little wobbly, so I walked with him up to his room. When we got there he asked me if I wanted to come in for a nightcap. I said. "Sure, why not?" We went into his room and he grabbed a couple of beers out of the small fridge. We sat and talked for a while, then he got up and said, "Man, I feel dizzy." I said, "You probably need a nice cold shower." "That sounds good. I'll just be a minute. Finish your beer while I take a shower. There's more in the fridge, help yourself." I said, "Maybe I should go." "No, please stay, I'll just be a minute." He went into the bathroom and shut the door, and soon the shower was running. I got another beer and turned on the TV and sat back down. A couple of minutes later he came out with just a towel on. I asked him how he was doing, and he said, "Better." He walked over to the bed and fell facedown, his towel falling off in the process. There he was buck naked on the bed. He had the best looking ass I have ever seen on a man or woman. His body was smooth with almost no hair; he looked like a young teen boy. I stared at him for a couple of minutes, and my cock started to get hard. I had fantasized about what it would be like to have sex with another guy, but that's all it was - a fantasy. I finally went over and sat down on the bed beside him. "Are you okay?" "Yeah, I think so." I leaned over to get a better look at his tight little hole. My cock was rock hard by now. I just couldn't stop staring at him, but he just lay there not moving. I thought he had passed out, and I reached over and shook him. "Hey, you awake?" He still didn't move. I slowly moved my hand down until I had it on his tight round ass. He still didn't move, so I started to rub it. Then I spread his cheeks apart to have a better look. Wow! He had the tightest little hole I have ever seen. He groaned and moved a little, and I stopped, then he settled back down. I started to massage him; his ass was as tight as it looked. In fact it was even tighter than I had imagined it would be. I slowly worked my way down, and stopped when I got to his crack. He started to move around a little but did not say anything. I slowly spread him open until his tight little hole was again in full view. Finally he arched his back and raised his butt up off the bed, and his cock was rock hard. I thought, "Wow, he likes it!" I moved my finger all around his hole, applying a little pressure. He moaned and moved around. I pushed a little harder and my finger slipped inside him, and he let out another moan. It was even tighter than I could have imagined. He looked around at me and said, "Man, what are you doing?" I didn't say anything to him. I started to finger fuck him slowly, and he moved his ass all around and moaned louder and louder. He arched his back and stuck his butt up and gave me full access. I worked my finger all around inside him. I asked him how it felt, but he didn't answer. I said, "Do you want me to stop?" He said, "Yes, no, I don't know, fuck! I am so confused, I don't know what I want." I said, "Man, I have never done anything like this before. "Me neither." "Does it hurt?" "No, it feels a little strange." "Then relax and go with it." I continued to finger fuck him, and he started to move along with me. I had never been so turned on before in my life. I stopped and got up and took my clothes off. He turned over and stared up at me. The end of is hard cock was wet with precome. I slid my shorts down and my cock was sticking straight out. He looked at it, then grabbed his cock and started to jack off. I walked up to him, with my cock right in front of his face, and he looked up at me and then started to jack me off. I said, "Wow, that feels good!" He said, "I have never touched another man's cock before. It feels strange." "I've never had a guy jack me off before either." It felt soooooo good! I moved closer so that my cock was right in front of his lips. He looked up and said, "What are you doing?" I asked him if he would like to suck it. "Man, I don't know, I feel so embarrassed about doing this. Maybe we should stop." I put my hand on the back of his head and moved it closer to my throbbing cock. "Please don't stop," I whispered. He looked up at me for a couple of seconds and I knew he wanted it. I pulled his head closer. He tried to resist, but when my cock touched his lips he opened his mouth and I guided it over my cock. His eyes were wide open and he let out a moan as he took my cock in his mouth. I almost shot my load but held back. I wanted him to suck it before I shot my load. I moved it in and out slowly a few times, and he started to move his head back and forth over it. I said, "That's it, keep it up." Then he stopped and pulled his head back and looked up at me. I asked, "What's wrong?" He said, "Man, I can taste your come." I said again, "Please don't stop." I grabbed the back of his head and pulled him back over my cock. He stiffened up and tried to pull away, but I applied a little more pressure on the back of his head and again started to fuck his mouth slowly. He began moving his head back and forth once more. "That's it, keep it up, don't stop!" It felt wonderful. I started shaking all over. I couldn't remember ever been so turned on before. Then I exploded, the strongest climax I ever had. He started to gag, but I held the back of his head while I shot another huge load in his mouth. My come was running out of his mouth, he was so full that his mouth couldn't hold any more. I let go and he pulled away just as I shot another huge load all over his face. He pushed me away and ran into the bathroom, leaving me weak and out of breath. His gagging sounded like he was throwing up, but after some minutes he came back into the room with his face cleaned off and red as a brick. I said, "I'm sorry, but I couldn't help myself." He said, "I know. I was mad at first but I'm okay now." "I have never been so turned on, how about you?" "It was a little too much for me all at once." I asked, "Would you like me to go?" For an answer he went over to the fridge and got another couple of beers and handed me one. We sat there and talked for a while, then he took my beer out of my hand and put it on the nightstand. With a smile he said, "It's your turn now." I was taken aback, but how could I say no after what I had just done to him? I didn't say anything, but he started stroking his cock right in front of me. It took only a couple of strokes before he was rock hard. He moved closer and put his hand on the back of my head, and his cock was wet with precome. The head of it was right in my face. I closed my eyes, and all of a sudden his cock went in my mouth! The taste of it made me gag, and I opened my eyes and tried to pull away. He said, "Just relax and take it." There was nothing I could do but accept it. He started to move my head back and forth over his cock, leaking precome on every stroke. He grabbed the back of my head with both hands and started slowly fucking my mouth. "How do you like it?" he asked me, but of course I could not answer with half of his huge cock in my mouth. Then he shoved his cock all the way into my mouth until his balls hit my face. I started to choke and tried to pull away. He said, "No, no!" and pulled me back and again rammed it in all the way to the hilt. I gagged and choked, needing to catch my breath. I pulled away and said, "Take it easy man, don't forget it's my first time too!" He said, "I'm sorry, I got a little carried away. Do you like it?" "Maybe, if you just slow down a little." It was not at all like I thought it would be. He said, "Are you ready to finish me?" and with that I leaned forward and met him halfway. He guided his cock back in my mouth and started fucking my face while I was moving my head back and forth. We were in perfect sync. He moaned and started to go faster. He said, "That's it, suck my cock!" It really turned me on hearing him talk that way. He said it looked hot watching my head move up and down on his hard cock. By then I was rock hard and my cock was dripping with hot come. His already huge cock swelled and he let out a big moan. I braced myself and he let go with a huge load. Before I could blink my mouth was full. He shot so hard it was shooting down my throat . He shot at least four huge loads in my mouth, with come dripping everywhere, then he pulled out. I was ready to come, and I grabbed him and pinned him down on the bed and rammed my cock in his mouth to the hilt and shot another huge load. He started choking and I pulled it out about half way and shot another load then once more rammed it in him to the hilt. He just went limp and I shot another load. Then I fucked his mouth as fast as I could, saying, "Suck me man, suck me!" He grabbed my cock and sucked the head. I thought I was done coming, but when he did that I shot one more load that went all over his face. Then I fell down on the bed beside him, wiped out. It was a few minutes before either of us spoke. He said, "Fuck, that was hot!" I was so spent I had a hard time catching my breath. I still had a mouthful of his come, which tasted a lot better than I had thought it would. I moved my tongue around inside my mouth. Wow, it was so hot just thinking about me tasting his come. We both lay there for a good half-hour. I finally got up enough strength to get up and go into the bathroom. I started the shower and he walked in. "I'll take one after you," he said. I replied, "After what we've just done, I don't care if you take one with me!" I stepped in and he followed, and we started to rinse off. His naked body was so smooth and tight. My cock rubbed up against him, sending shivers down my spine. I moved closer to him until my cock was in his crack. He moved against it .I started to get hard, and the harder I got the more he moved his tight ass against me. We did not say a word. I stepped back and guided my cock against his tight hole and started rubbing it all around. He arched his back and stuck his butt out. I grabbed his waist and pulled him onto my cock, and with a little pressure the head of my cock went in him. I moved in and out and grabbed his shoulder with one hand, holding his waist with the other. I pushed down on his shoulder and shoved forward. He let out a yell and pulled his ass away. That was the tightest hole I have ever felt! He looked around at me and said, "Man, that hurt! Let's slow down, okay?" I moved back and said, "Okay. We have enough to think about for one night." We finished showering and dried ourselves off. I got dressed and started to leave. He asked me how long I was going to be in town, and I said, "The rest of the week." "Would you like to have dinner tomorrow night?" I said, "Sure," and he said with a smile, "I'll call you when I get back to the hotel tomorrow." "Sounds good to me." |
| 19th June 2004 - 01:48:21 PM |
| 7774 : Fagbusters |
| GODDAMMIT, THAT WAS SO FUCKING RETARDED AND LAME... WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT A PICTURE OF FABIO ON THE COVER, YOU DIPSHIT. |
| 19th June 2004 - 02:35:21 PM |
| 7775 : Layton Matthews! |
| Hello new Internet Website friends I am glad to be of your loving my Internet Website that is for the most Rocking and Rolling Internet band ever is Labial Squelch and you must be of signing the guestbook because I am of new friends to the Turkish baths and of the Greek men for life and love it all as well thank you! www.geocities.com/layton_matthews/ |
| 19th June 2004 - 04:35:54 PM |
| 7776 : Da REAL MAH FUGGIN\' Chach |
| Chach on da watch, you cum drunken taint manglers!! USA!! SBTB in syndication... Saw episode 406 whilst fucking an aborted fetus and sticking raw chicken wings up Goldie Hawn's dusty cooter. 406!! Chicken!! Fagbusters ain't worthy to eat the cum out of my shits!! Fuck you, Busters, this board is for shit cock hot dog dode schlarpers and shit cock corn dog schlarper doodles only!! GET OFF!! marilynmansonjackingoffadeadrhinoandshittingonyourgrandmothersnakedbody.com I heart WISCONSIN!!! PACKERS!!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 04:43:09 PM |
| 7777 : Julia Roberts\' Maxi Pad |
| JULIA!! Why are there poo stainy skid markedys on me? I AM TO ABSORB TWAT SPAGHETTI AND TWAT SPAGHETTI ONLY!!! NO MEATBALLS!!! I smell like a farty poo poo fart hole!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:03:39 PM |
| 7778 : River Pheonix\'s Decaying Asshole |
| You are to not be havings the penetrations with me, Dustin. Please you are to be having a stop to the sticking of gravies inside me! I am is an incubator of the maggots. Der felchstein die est Frankfurter mein Juden!! |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:09:56 PM |
| 7779 : The First Amendment |
| Dustin Diamond is a filthy crab-infested cunt dripping greenish ooze jelly on his grandfather's shriveling prod. I saw him eat his sister's used tampon. |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:13:41 PM |
| 7780 : Fabbusters |
| Da Chach, you are my one and ONLY asshole lover...SHIT MAN I lub the wazs you dooder me in the gazoom. Yeh FUCK THE TURDS and get into der Menschen ist ein AbTURD. Smiles, River Numbnuts and kakaville in the braincell to you JuLIA. groove ON, fuckers and let dustin speack for himself, at least outta his swollen fuckered asshole. SHID, Mr. MOJO to you tooooooo |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:19:20 PM |
| 7781 : Fagioso der Ficker |
| Come as you are::::: recounts how Fagbusters almost lost his virginity one night while double farting with his mother Wendy. HH notes that this tale was rather misleading, that there were in fact two boys involved, and MOJO did fuck them just like Chach fucks his dog, as it happened, sleep with the other boys that night. More disturbing is the revelation that CHACH sexually molested a mentally impaired Fagbusters cause fagbusters is OUT and ready for some jizz sauce up his gazoombie.... when aged sixteen it's so GOOD, and only escaped a good spanking on account of his age. It is left to the reader to consider how this event is in apposition to his public pro-idiot rights stance of later years. Candy Shintoo also, Cross alleges, murdered a cunt-sucker while a teenager looked on; who dat: Madddddonnna ofcourse, another reinvention. |
| 19th June 2004 - 05:27:22 PM |
| 7782 : Smell My Love, CHACH |
| Here's my problem, guys. Recently at my doc's suggestion I was circumsized. The foreskin was simply to tight over my head when I had an erection, and it was painful. I've now been 'cut' for about three months and have continued jelqing with hopes that I can grow this penis to some reasonable size. Not having the foreskin is a new experience, but jelqing as much as I must do for ANYTHING to happen worries me, since the head is continuously stimulated either being rubbed in my pants, or even having to urinate. Sometimes I don't mean to have an orgasm, but even walking the dog can get me to cream in my pants. What a mess that is! After a few hours of jelqing every day and evenings, I've developed some kind of weird fluid that comes out of my cock slit, mostly clear, but not the precum I'd have before the operation. And this doesn't seem to stop even when I put the penis away for the night. In the mornings I find a very nasty crust around the opening, and along with this, my testicles have somehow pulled up into my smaller than normal scrotum. I have to get up and clean the bed sheets, the penis opening and try to massage the balls back down into a normal position. Along with all of this, I've developed some kind of gas/stomach problems, probably nerves, and during jelqing sessions, I start farting, and this makes me laugh (cannot help this!!! it's just funny, all of this going on at the same time) and that explosion of gas, the laughter and the strange fluid becomes too painful. You can only imagine what happens when I decided to 'ride the rapids' and shoot the rocks!!! It's about as exciting as a sneeze, these orgasms. My doctor just says "Keep up with heavier stroking, and try to have at least three orgasms per jelqing session". I tell him that jelqing isn't part of the program, and he usually answers "Just do it for the release and pleasure". I'm a wreck. PLEASE, if any of you have had the same experience, write me here. Thanks in advance. It's about time to now get back to jelqing! Thanks |