| 23rd June 2004 - 05:02:55 PM |
| 7943 : Janice Wallington |
| omg you guys schreech plz stop makeing buttrape j okes ok its not funy some ok some ppl actualy do get sodomozized evry nite by there dad ok not me but my frnd and u should stop makeing the ok jokes wit teh buttrape |
| 23rd June 2004 - 05:12:41 PM |
| 7944 : Schlomo Erotic |
| This shit is wonderful. If Dustin Diamond had a time machine, he'd sue Lenny Bruce. Dustin you are a tool. Why are you so sexy? |
| 23rd June 2004 - 05:47:52 PM |
| 7945 : Gay A.C. Slater |
| Zack- you can give YOURSELF a Dirty Sanchez?!?! This I have to see. Meet me in the locker room later, preppie. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:00:14 PM |
| 7946 : |
| drippings with the fart sauce and butter onto my nipplers when we will make sex with the gay sex boogers and also i am from the switzerland |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:10:02 PM |
| 7947 : |
| and also i am amish and yes also gay fart |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:10:05 PM |
| 7948 : Gay Zack |
| You got it AC - just bring the camera - you can even join in if you want since you are of hispanic heritage and a dirty sanchez would make you look distinguished - like a young Juan Valdez - arriba my good amigo |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:29:48 PM |
| 7949 : Master of the JELQ or Stroking COCK |
| I've been meaning to leave this information here but was somewhat worried for various reasons, as you might understand as you read this. I had a friend who DIED from excessive Jelqing! Yeh, I understand that sounds a bit strange but this is what happened: I'll call him Steve; Steve had a rather average penis size, about five inches or a little more, and his wife kept nagging him to have some injections or steroids or go to some penis doc who could do something for him. Poor Steve did everything he could think including those awful pumps someong here mentioned in a note. THAT didn't work but just made him sore and irritate the head of his cock. He learned about Jelqing and felt that THIS was his last possibility since the injections were painful and didn't last very long (not to mention the expense). So Steve started jelqing a few hours a day, got the equipment, strap ons and stuff and really went to it, only to have a bright red cock, trouble getting erect at all, and then his pal at work told him that the best erection EVER was to inject cocaine into the cock when soft and then try jelqing for a short while. It sounded a bit weird, but he had this bitch of a wife (probably out and banging everyone else in the neighborhood while he's trying to get a 6 incher at home), and he had his friend inject cocaine into his cock. He couldn't do it himself as he has a terrible aversion to needles, and sticking one into his penis was JUST TOO MUCH!!! so he tried this the first time and the cock got erect and the jelqing seemed to make it swell and slightly grow (must have been an illusion). Then he did it the next day, and the next and into a month. He told me about this and he seemed at least to be enjoying himself since he said that the orgasm at the end was a major blast, and why not! but after some 4 months into these injections, he noticed that his cock was changing color including the head, sort of a grey-purple color, but didn't check with his doc for embarassement. And on went the injections, although NOW he was doing it himself since his buddy backed out over the penis discoloration. The cock, all of it had turned purple, and then one day, while sitting in the bathtub, his penis fell off...NO FEELING THERE. It just dropped off. He was rushed to the hospital NOT by his wife, and is now waiting a penis transplant which isn't so funny as it sounds. IF THIS doesn't 'take' then he's not sure what to do now that he's a single man. I can understand his shock over all of this, but I think such injections can only cause serious problems. Not sure what to say about jelqing other than it certainly did NOT help Steve. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 06:42:41 PM |
| 7950 : Screech |
| saltythepocketknife.com is starting to get pretty Catholic, if you know what I mean... Who wants to get shit-raped with my big gay nose? |
| 23rd June 2004 - 07:07:53 PM |
| 7951 : Saved by the Balls |
| People-Don't forget to review the STPK album on Amazon. Mention Dustin's sexual preference too. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 08:21:23 PM |
| 7952 : Peter Perfect |
| Yeh, I heard about JELQING from Dustin but SHIT I didn't know it was this WILD...and some of those fucking statements are nutty..THAT one guy who injected cocaine into his cock!!!!!!! mother fuckers..... http://www.herbolove.com/community/bbs/guestbook.asp?category=25&user=7322 |
| 23rd June 2004 - 09:27:53 PM |
| 7953 : Renegador for Hell |
| They put the date rape pill into the soup, and that's why dustin went down so quickly....everyone knows that. but they don't realise that most of that evening, he had his face in you-know -whos asshole!!! |
| 23rd June 2004 - 09:33:29 PM |
| 7954 : SYLVIA SLATTERN |
| 23rd June 2004 - 04:02:10 PM 7935 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN Yeh 7935 LUSTIN FOR NOTHIN...here's what you said, now just say it louder if you can? Huh? Huh? GUess not. Couldn't catchin me tonguing THAT nasty old hole of his. It's great that this page has really queered up recently, but I am still noticing a high number of STRAIGHT people posting here thinking that this is actually PEUSSIE'S site. WHAT'S THE FUCKING MATTER WITH YOU LANDLUBERS??? ARE YOU ALL TOO HORNY TO REALISE???? CHRIST USUALLY CAN BE FOUND UNDER THE TABLE AND EATING THE DOG FOOD!!!! |
| 23rd June 2004 - 09:49:38 PM |
| 7955 : SYLVIA SLATTERN |
| (incoherent rambling that has nothing to do with anything) |
| 23rd June 2004 - 10:03:26 PM |
| 7956 : A Prick |
| Salty the Pocketpussy is the single shittiest goddamn band I've ever heard in my life. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 10:38:03 PM |
| 7957 : Rim Goblin |
| I've been called a lot of things in my day, but never a "bad apple". Dustin Diamond, your every act leads me to believe you are a merciless cocksucker who takes himself way too seriously. You played Screech! Your band makes some of the shittiest sounds I've ever heard. I'd rather drive spikes into my ears and staple bacon to my scrotum than listen to that contrived, 1993 bullshit. You'll never act again simply because your parents forced you to play that shitty character on that shitty show so they could steal all of your money. You are a washed-up laughing stalk. Then you sue the people laughing at your untalented ass. Through all of the "Celebrity Boxing" and chess videos and stand-up routines that would only make people who watch "The O.C." laugh, do you ever stop and think,"Why am I such a bleeding vagina?" Look into that mirror, bitch, and you'll see one has-been cunt who needs a tampon. Fuck you, Screech. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 11:13:00 PM |
| 7958 : Ass plunderer |
| Has everyone heard Diamond's band's biggest hit, "Rim Goblin"??? How did Diamond come up with the name for that song? Is he a rim golbin? Hopefully he'll post a story here to tell us where that name came from. |
| 23rd June 2004 - 11:56:08 PM |
| 7959 : Gay Zack |
| we have been kicked out and censored from the salty the pocketknife site for our love of men - screw Screech's band - he is now my mortal enemy |
| 24th June 2004 - 02:41:51 AM |
| 7960 : Happy goLucky |
| That's pretty fucking funny. |
| 24th June 2004 - 03:15:38 AM |
| 7961 : Fagbusters |
| THE HONKY TONK MAN DOES ROCK! WISCONSIN'S STILL GAY, THOUGH. |
| 24th June 2004 - 03:20:20 AM |
| 7962 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| The closet homos at the STPK forums kicked us all out! They even deleted my post about an elite cabal of homo mercenaries queering up the board! Motherfucking cocksuckers!!!!! Well fuck STPK - they can take their shitty music and go lick Tipper Gore's rusty old poopchute! |