| 24th June 2004 - 08:08:03 PM |
| 7983 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Oh, you wanna bring it on, Fagbusters? I'll give ya a thick 'n hearty helpin' of ma corn fed ding-a-ling! I'll show ya the cowboy way to punch a donkey! YEE-HAW! You ain't never had no Tex-Mex Dirty Sanchez from a real life Rough Rider, huh boy? It's like ma's black bean salsa droppin' right on yer pie-hole! Giddy up! THE HONKY TONK MAN DROPS THE BIGGEST LOADS |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:30:59 PM |
| 7984 : Huff No Gasoline |
| Okay, Screech, I'll give you one pointer and it's as much as I'm willing to help. The strings go E-A-D-G. And you can remember this by saying: Eat Anus, Dustin's Grandma Good luck, dickweed. |
| 24th June 2004 - 08:52:42 PM |
| 7985 : |
| Schreech, you are as queer as a 3 dollar bill. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:05:37 PM |
| 7986 : Fagbusters |
| UMM... THE HONKY TONK MAN'S FROM TENNESSEE... DON'T THINK TEX-MEX BLACK BEAN SALSA REALLY APPLIES. BUT I'M SURE THE BIGGEST LOADS CLAIM IS PROBABLY TRUE. |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:11:34 PM |
| 7987 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| Some o' the best Tex-Mex is made right here in Tennessee! An' you ain't never tasted ma's black bean salsa, neither! THE HONKY TONK LOADS ARE THE SUBJECT OF MUCH TRADITIONAL FOLKLORE! |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:49:15 PM |
| 7988 : |
| screech, you remind me of a gay Jack Nicolson ... a gay Jack Nicolson that I want to have rough homosexual sex with ... |
| 24th June 2004 - 09:52:36 PM |
| 7989 : Fagbusters |
| ALL RIGHT, SIR. |
| 24th June 2004 - 10:02:11 PM |
| 7990 : THE HONKY TONK MAN |
| That there's whut I like to hear. Fagbusters, you are a stand up guy. You can spring hot urine leaks into my sphincter rings any time, honcho! |
| 24th June 2004 - 11:27:15 PM |
| 7991 : Kurt Steinberg |
| What happened to this website? The last time I posted here most of the messages were heterosexual and lame! But now they are erotically queer! In fact, I'd better cut this post short - I need to crack one off right now!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 25th June 2004 - 12:02:26 AM |
| 7992 : Fagbusters |
| YEAH, BITCH! GET BACK TO WORK! |
| 25th June 2004 - 01:44:21 AM |
| 7993 : Rim Goblin |
| Queerz N effect! Y'all still ain't posted reviews on AMAZON? Get with the program y'all faggots! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:10:50 AM |
| 7994 : Chicken McDicken |
| My manjuice cup overflowetheth!!! I would enjoy nothing more than Dustin's cock overflowing into my tight, manny manhole! I would like to make a mustard & grape jelly sauce to pour over D.D.'s Sam's Club meatballs!! Eat 'em up, YUM! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:12:08 AM |
| 7995 : Fagbusters |
| I'M GUESSING THAT THIS REVIEW WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AT AMAZON.COM, BUT I TRIED IT. HERE IT IS IN ALL ITS GAY BASHING GLORY... JESUS CHRIST, ALL LOVING GOD OF THE HOARY NETHERWORLD, I BESEECH THEE TO SMITE THE THROBBINGLY HOMOEROTIC STYLINGS OF THIS, THE FIRST SELF-TITLED RELEASE FROM SAMUEL "SCREECH" POWERS AND HIS TRAVELING FREAKSHOW. DUSTIN DIAMOND IS IRRELEVANT... THERE IS ONLY ROOM ENOUGH IN THIS WORLD FOR SCREECH AND BELDING. HIS FOLLOWING IS COMPRISED MAINLY OF FECAL ENTHUSIASTS AND MONGOLOID CHILD MOLESTERS... QUITE APPROPRIATE, AS WHEN ONE ALLOWS THE TRACKS CONTAINED WITHIN TO SPEW FORTH LIKE SO MUCH POST-BANQUET MEAL DIARRHEA, ONE CANNOT HELP BUT FEEL LIKE A HELPLESS FIVE YEAR OLD TRAPPED IN A GRANDPARENT'S DANK BASEMENT, WITH A DILATED, BLOODY ASSHOLE RIFE WITH INFECTION AND GERBILS. I SWEAR TO ALL THE GOOD AND LOVING DEITIES OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF I WAS EVER FORCIBLY SODOMIZED TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THIS HUNK OF CRAP, I WOULD SLIT MY THROAT FASTER THAN A JAPANESE KID WIT |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:17:13 AM |
| 7996 : Fagbusters |
| (CONTINUED... CAUSE THIS PLACE IS QUEERER THAN CHARO...) I SWEAR TO ALL THE GOOD AND LOVING DEITIES OF THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF I WAS EVER FORCIBLY SODOMIZED TO THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF THIS HUNK OF CRAP, I WOULD SLIT MY THROAT FASTER THAN A JAPANESE KID WITH A "B" AVERAGE. I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH THAT THE ONE TRUE GOD, CHRIST, AND THE HONKY TONK MAN WILL COVER THESE MOTHERFUCKERS IN SULPHUR AND BROKEN ACOUSTIC GUITARS BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT. BUT THEN AGAIN, PERHAPS BEING AN ICON TO SHITFACED QUEERS, WISCONSINITES, AND MARIO LOPEZ COULD BE PUNISHMENT ENOUGH. EAT A DICK. FUCK YOUR LIFE. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:20:44 AM |
| 7997 : Rim Goblin |
| Busters- can't see the review yet... Amazon is a bunch of corporate bitches... anywho, I applaud your effort. I'm sure it was good enough to be censored toot suite! I think my review is still up, but I'm not sure. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:25:40 AM |
| 7998 : Fagbusters |
| IF YOU POSTED AS SCHLOMO, THEN YEAH, IT'S ON THERE, AND GOOD JOB ON PROBABLY BEING THE ONLY PERSON HERE WHO WOULD GET THEIR REVIEW ON THEIR... DAMN HOMOS. |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:25:55 AM |
| 7999 : Rum Giblet |
| Busters- check the spelling, homeboy! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:31:00 AM |
| 8000 : Fagbusters |
| I APOLOGIZE... I USUALLY BRING A HIGHER LEVEL OF CLASS TO THIS CESSPOOL OF POOP WORSHIP... I FEEL LIKE A GODDAMN WISCONSINITE. (WHICH I GUESS I WAS AT ONE TIME...) |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:31:48 AM |
| 8001 : Schlomo Erotic |
| Yes indeed, my post is there. The rest of you need to stop being such limp-wristed faggots! Post a review! Post on saltythepocketknife.com! Fuck Dustin Diamond! If he wants to play hard to get, let's get him hard! Let's show him what makes a real Rim Goblin! |
| 25th June 2004 - 02:37:43 AM |
| 8002 : Fagbusters |
| DONE... AND DONE! AND WHAT EXACTLY MAKES A REAL RIM GOBLIN??? |