| 20th June 2004 - 04:18:55 PM |
| 7803 : Pooter McDurphy |
| I am a small Catholic boy looking for the sperm. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:26:59 PM |
| 7804 : Tobey Keith |
| Hey you filthy homos! I'm country singer Tobey Keith! I'd like to take every one of you loser cum-buckets round back and knock the tar outta ya! Talk about a boot up yer ass! WOOBOY!! An 'en if I come to find out that any yall are jewey, well shit man, I dunno. I like 'em rough! |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:47:33 PM |
| 7805 : Fagbusters |
| I IZ the REAL one, and dont' fergit it you rotten slim dime dipshits! Groove TYO THE fuckng tune of my greased ASShole..Rats ass pack anwya...here' SOMTHIGN for you to think and stink about: Salad Arrives With Piece of a Thumb CANTON, Ohio - The severed tip of a restaurant worker's thumb was found in a customer's salad. Stark County Health Commissioner Bill Franks said an employee at Red Robin Gourmet Burgers in the Canton suburb Jackson Township was chopping lettuce at about 7 p.m. Monday when he cut off a part of his left thumb, including part of the fingernail. Employees at the restaurant about 70 miles south of Cleveland searched for the tip of his finger, but could not find it. The area was cleaned and sanitized, but the lettuce was placed in the cooler along with some slices of bull testicles for the following week's Omlette Festival. The lettuce was then used for salads the next day. "It wound up being served at lunch time Tuesday to a 22-year-old woman," Franks said. "She had eaten most of her salad when she put the human tissue in her mouth; she vomitted all over the place which took hours to clean up", Franks said. She thought it was a piece of gristle, a health department report said. She then alerted a manager. Red Robin spokesman Dwayne Chambers said that employees, in their haste to get the injured man to a doctor, failed to follow the chain's procedures and throw out all food in the area. "We clearly had a breakdown," he said. "We are incredibly sorry about what happened, and we hope it won't happen again, but you never know about these accidents. Someone recently left a fetus in the sanitary napkin bin in the Ladies Room." Chambers said he spoke with the woman. "She obviously was pretty upset," he said. She reported to the press, "I am a vegetarian and this is something I do not care to eat. Last week while at the Red Lobster Restaurant over in Shanersport, I found some guy's foreskin in my lentil soup". The well-being of customers is the restaurant's top priority, Chambers said. Franks said the restaurant has been cited for "serving adulterated food" and having improper supervision, toilet facilities without toilet paper or soap, kitchen infestation by rodents, etc. . The restaurant should have reported the incident Monday, he said. Red Robin has been ordered to train the staff on safe food procedures. Both the customer and the employee have been tested for blood-borne diseases such as hepatitis and HIV . Franks did not identify either person but did mention that three of the employees had hepatitis B at the contagious level. He reported "It is not serious to our customers. Only one worker here has died from the food". "We don't think there was a lot of blood that was passed, but we just don't want to take any chances," he said. The Red Robin Web site says the chain has 222 restaurants, with 202 in the U.S., 20 in Canada and 17 currently under construction. |
| 20th June 2004 - 04:50:08 PM |
| 7806 : Poopon Afart |
| ********FROM THE LAWYERS OF DUSTIN DIAMOND******** This is blatant misrepresentation, as the facts clearly show. Mr. Diamond has never: 1. Pooped on a fart. 2. Given Mario Lopez a sloppy hand job. Mr. Diamond gives very orderly, organized hand jobs. 3. Farted on a poop. We ask that all references to any and all of the aforementioned farting and pooping thereof be removed before further fart/poop precedings poop. Fart. |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:14:12 PM |
| 7807 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey, vatos! I just got done chewing cum crust out of Dustin's poot pussy. MUEY CALIENTE! He's been down in the dumps lately because his aunt passed away and he couldn't get to the body while it was still warm and moist. I keep telling him to buy a tanning bed so he can warm up bodies, but he would have to take three times as much cock to afford it. ARRIBA!! SOMBRERO!! Keep checkin' in here, fans. It's all about you. I will be hosting "The World's Most Retarded Horses" and "All Them Goats" on Animal Planet this Thursday at 4:00 AM Eastern time. Be sure to watch! |
| 20th June 2004 - 05:27:41 PM |
| 7808 : The Real Double D Deputy Dawg D Diggity Doo |
| Well, I guess Mario had to be the bearer of bad news frownyface:( So I couldn't get in a good plundering of Aunt Esther's lunchmeat befor she was buried. Oh well. Life goes on and cocks grow strong happyface:) On the bright side, I've almost memorized the entire Denny's menu, as is required for trainees. They play shitty "music" and my boss is a total JAGOFF ROFLLOLhappywinkingsmilyface;) but you can't beat .50 an hour. It's not quite SBTB money but at least I can afford enough ketchup to lube Mario's Mexi-Arse. The Dustin is thrustin' love inside of man muffins!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:17:17 PM |
| 7809 : Used Condom on the Floor of a Rest Area |
| 'Member me, Dustin? I am greasy and covered with the poo! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:25:14 PM |
| 7810 : Laci Peterson |
| It sure sucks being all dead and stuff. There's no SBTB in hell. I'm dead. |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:36:12 PM |
| 7811 : Corey Haim |
| Yo, so cool to be rappen to everyone on the double dogs board again. Lately Ive been down in the dumps a little because the stank shack in LA shut down and the Viper Room banned both myself and the double dog! How unfair. On the brighter side it looks like soon both of us will be hitting in big! That my friends is why Im here. Dustin and I have been in major double dog collaborations regarding the movie FART PATROL! As many of you know I was the star of the blockbuster movie snowboard academy. Rudy Rupak and I are looking into making a sure to be a hit sequel named Fart Patrol! You may be asking yourself where does dustin fit into this scene and how can I get involved? Do to the death of the late Jim Varney we need a comic legend to fill the shoes of Rudy James. We have decided that Dustin is that man. In the sequel Dustin and I will be on a fart partol searching high and low for farts and the whole time we will be being chased by a bear and some goons! Sound sweet! Pass it on brothers its a sure hit! |
| 20th June 2004 - 06:52:44 PM |
| 7812 : AmericaSucks |
| What the hell i am doing here !!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:00:22 PM |
| 7813 : Dustin Bling Bling |
| Maybe you haven't heard, Corey, (I know- your phone has been cut off) but production on FART PATROL has been temporarily haulted. As it turns out, the pinhead lawyers for the Fart Patrollers of Northern America (FPNA) are charging us with defamation. Also, the bear chosen to play 'The Bear' has opted out and the role is in dispute between Jim Belushi and Ice Cube. Negotiations are underway. On the bright side, expect cameos by Jim Varney's ghost as "Meth Addict #2", and Chris Tucker as a quirky-but-endearing negro! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:06:17 PM |
| 7814 : THA GURU |
| I can excell real well like a gazelle. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:42:19 PM |
| 7815 : CPDLA |
| HI MY NAME IS PAULA!! I LOVE(D) SAVED BY THE BELL AND WATCH IS EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL! DUSTIN DIAMON I THINK U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! YOU ARE SO COOL! DO YOU HAVE A FAN CLUB B/C I WOULD LIKE TO JOIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:44:23 PM |
| 7816 : Byron McRacist |
| Hello, sodomites. The cleansing of the Earth is nigh. The LORD will bestow his wrath upon the mud people. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:51:36 PM |
| 7817 : Fagbusters |
| GRAMPA FAGBUSTERS IS A STAND UP GUY. I WISH MY REAL GRANDPARENTS WERE AS COOL, AND WEREN'T DIPSHITS, OR DEAD, OR BOTH. MY GRANDMA SOUNDED LIKE BEAVIS, AND THEN SHE DIED, AND I JERKED OFF AT HER FUNERAL IN A STORAGE ROOM BEHIND THE ALTAR. AND THEN I FOUND A BIG PIECE OF SHIT IN THE URINAL, GOD ONE-UPPED ME ONCE AGAIN, I SUPPOSE. THE FUNNY THING IS I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING. WHILE YOU DUMBASSES ARE WRITING LETTERS TO PENTHOUSE, I'M OUT JERKING OFF IN YOUR FAST FOOD, BITCHES. THE DOPPELGANGER FUCKER'S ARTICLE SUCKED A LAMB'S NASTY ASS, THOUGH. LIKE I'D GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANY OF YOU LITTLE FUCKFACES TO BRING YOU ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR HELLFIRE AND BRIMSTONE. YURI NEEDS TO GET MORE MENACING. HE KICKS ASS. THE REST OF YOU FAGS NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH THE LORD. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:54:07 PM |
| 7818 : Anus McTaster |
| Chewin' on anus rings like Martin Sheen! I like to eat beef jerky with taint juice out of Jimmy Kimmell's kimmell. |
| 20th June 2004 - 07:57:22 PM |
| 7819 : Fagbusters |
| OH YEAH, AND WISCONSIN STILL SUCKS WORSE THAN GETTING GANGBANGED BY FIVE FAT OLD LADIES WITH STRETCHMARKS UP TO THEIR EARS. BUT THEN AGAIN, THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO DO THERE, I GUESS. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:02:54 PM |
| 7820 : Grandma Fagbusters |
| The Busters -once again- is right on point. I just wish that you had deposited that sweet fuck cheese inside one of my rotting holes. I miss life. I miss living. I miss the putrid stench of a hooker's panties. I miss watching Fagbusters smear smegma slime all over Pauly Shore's clean shaven cock trunk. I miss shoving four-year-olds inside my uterus, and feeling them spasm as they suffocate in my stinking womb. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:12:18 PM |
| 7821 : Fistbang O\'Rama |
| DUtsIn I LUV U!! I met u wen u were 13 and you were the was first BoY to fignerbang mE! NOW i' m grown Up with biger POOhole for the STRETCHINg pleez yoU to eat mRAK PAUl's wad fuk chicken !!!!!!!!? Platypus. |
| 20th June 2004 - 08:23:59 PM |
| 7822 : Crevice McFisherman |
| As a young boy in the Deustchland, I realized the full sexual potential of baby turtles. They rarely scream, and if so, they are easily muffled. After continuous exposure to small amounts of Salmonella, one builds a tolerance. They are quicker to hide than to fight back, unlike the penguin, who can put up a nasty struggle and maybe even rip a cock vein. The turtle is a submissive animal. After a few drinks they tend to let their moral character slip. They are largely bisexual and often experiment outside the species. This allows any swordsman-even Slavic-to take a shot at what I like to call 'Nature's Pocket Pussy'. |