| 20th June 2004 - 08:33:36 PM |
| 7823 : The Citizens of Wisconsin |
| TO THE PATRONS OF DUSTINDIAMOND.COM (Press Release): We, the citizens of Wisconson, are a buch of boring, lazy cunts. We truely are at the bottom of the gene pool. We eat lots of sausage, which makes us too fat to fuck other adults. This is our only excuse for fucking small children and Butterball turkeys. We apologize for being fat and retarded. Thank you. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:08:28 PM |
| 7824 : Jimmy Kimmell |
| I've been all over Frisco lately trying to add to my collection of semen wads, band aids, and tampons. Yesterday an elderly woman got irate when I asked for her used cunt plug. I had to use force and violently rip the bloody sponge out of her old cooter and beat her savagely with her own vagina. Let's put a stop to this juvenile behavior and talk tampon for once, folks. It's an election year and we need to see where these candidates stand on the issue of old lady tampons. |
| 20th June 2004 - 09:44:33 PM |
| 7825 : Fagbusters |
| IT'S NOT GRANDMA FAGBUSTERS... IT'S GRANDMA BEAVIS. BUT ALL THE OTHER SHIT'S RIGHT ON. THE CITIZENS OF WISCONSIN ARE EVEN MORE RIGHT ON. WISCONSIN IS A FUCKING DUMPHOLE WITHOUT A FUTURE. THE AMISH PAY PEOPLE TO IMPREGNATE THEIR WIVES BECAUSE THEY'RE SO INBRED... I'VE HEARD TALES OF AMISH WIVES GOING TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE OF NAVEL INJURIES RESULTING FROM A COMPLETE LACK OF ANYTHING RESEMBLING SEX EDUCATION. A GUY A COUPLE OF TOWNS AWAY FROM WHERE I USED TO LIVE WAS ARRESTED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR FISTFUCKING HIS HORSES AS WELL. IT WAS IN THE NEWSPAPER AND EVERYTHING. GRANDMA BEAVIS WAS FROM WISCONSIN, TOO... WISCONSIN IS TOTALLY FUCKED. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:12:43 PM |
| 7826 : stevie |
| diamond did u ever drink Tang when you were a child? did principal belding ever make the tang for u? i think that mr. beliding may have put the wool over ur eyes. he probably jacked off in the tang powder, mixed it with water, and then served it to u. do u like drinking tang that has spooge in it? |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:18:07 PM |
| 7827 : Da CHACH!! |
| Chach is back on da goddamn watch, non-corn buttering hetero fags!! The shit talking concerning the great state of Wisconsin must CEASE!!! CHACHI WILL NOT TOLERATE INSUBORDINATION!!! Fagbusters, I fart splurty liquid poo more times before breakfast than dead granny-hole ever could. USA!!! DEAD GRANNY!! WISCONSIN!!!!!!! GRANNY-HOLE!!! |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:26:57 PM |
| 7828 : Donald Rumsfeld |
| I am drunk and also I just farted. I'm still exhausted from beating the shit out of my wife. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:42:50 PM |
| 7829 : Fagbusters |
| FIND A HARD DICK AND SUCK IT. WISCONSIN IS FULL OF MORE FLAMING RETARDS THAN THE CHACHI FAMILY TREE. PRETTY HARD TO BELIEVE BUT IT'S TRUE. |
| 20th June 2004 - 10:54:58 PM |
| 7830 : stevie |
| why does Chachi care about Wisconsin? i thought he was from New Jersey. |
| 20th June 2004 - 11:09:59 PM |
| 7831 : Fagbusters |
| MUST BE SOMETHING TO DO WITH WILLIE AAMES FROM "CHARLES IN CHARGE" AND "BIBLEMAN". |
| 21st June 2004 - 12:59:36 AM |
| 7832 : DA CHACH |
| Chach on da watch! SUCKIN' ASS LIKE LANCE BASS!!! The rumors be damned, DA REAL CHACH chills in his OWN sperm encrusted bath house in Wisconsin. Jersey ain't shit! Why pay .00 for a transvestite whore who probably doesn't even have a penis, when you can pay the CEO of Lockheed Martin to shoot tadpoles up your arse? |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:02:46 AM |
| 7833 : |
| fuck y5ou cghainch |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:04:57 AM |
| 7834 : George W. Bush |
| Some people have too much freedom. |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:11:28 AM |
| 7835 : Nigger Hater |
| I agree! |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:17:01 AM |
| 7836 : John Kerry |
| I am a robot. |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:24:00 AM |
| 7837 : John Stamos |
| I stick the nuts of sack onto rail of road and feel warming vibration up cum valve. 1-800 CALL ME BECAUSE I NEED WORK!!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:44:11 AM |
| 7838 : Michael Savage |
| *******************TRANSCRIPT_SAVAGE_NATION**************** Michael Savage: Yes... So what? My bung hamper still drips fart sauce... So? Caller: So do you leak sometimes in public? MS: Look, jew-faggot, bowel control is actually a very prominent issue- and nothing to laugh about. Grandpa-(interrupted) Caller: So you do wear diapers? MS: My sister and her dog used to take my cock like seasoned professionals. Caller: That has nothing to do with my question. MS: Her dog would love...(unintelligible)...Mario Lopez! Take that, wetback! Caller: I'm pretty sure Mario Lopen is strictly dickly. MS: *Quoth Ronald Reagan* "I can fix that in a hurry!" |
| 21st June 2004 - 01:52:14 AM |
| 7839 : Jay Leno |
| I found this site looking for information about prop comic 'TEABAG'. You guys haven't even scratched the surface of anal perversions. You've probably never even given Double Dog a decent 'Ham & Cheese'! |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:03:06 AM |
| 7840 : Mayor McCheese |
| Excuse me! I assumed I was the type of cheese that occures naturally on this type of worn-out, unwashed, meaty fuck canal. I have to be mayor of SOMETHING! Make way for Mayor McSmegma. USA!! SMEGMA!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:07:34 AM |
| 7841 : Princess Peussie from Wisconsin |
| You dumbass shitbrains. I'm from WisconSIN where an enema means something. May you rest in Hell, Mayor McSmegma, you would know good cock cheese if you sat on the stove and roasted my brothers nuts. Bad karhma at work with Ron Reagan. IT DOES WORK. You treat others in a manner, and it comes back to you as some kind of boomerang. In this case with healthy President Reagan not saying a word for 7 or his 8 dreary years in the White House about AIDS, and allowing millions and millions throughout the world to become infected with this deadly killer, he was given his just due: Alzheimers for ten years, hardly the suffering that those with AIDS have had to endure. Please put his face on some paper money; then I can wipe my ass with it! Love, Princess Peussie |
| 21st June 2004 - 02:19:00 AM |
| 7842 : The Gipper |
| I took good care of them faggots in El Salvador, huh? I never met a terrorist I didn't like rimming and funding. What would Osama do had I never been president? You think Hell is bad until you get there. At least I have Laci Peterson to stick my cock into. And the baby, too. |