| 21st June 2004 - 04:29:01 PM |
| 7863 : Peter Jennings |
| (AP) Armpit, Wisconsin- The body of young boy was found in the dumpster behind a Taco Bell Sunday. Officials have not yet indentified the corpse, which has been described as being "Chock full of semen". Amish police cheif Anglo McCracker would not release certain details, saying it's too early in the investigation. "It's too early in the investigation", he said. Parents of missing children and children of boy fuckerers should contact the proper authorities. |
| 21st June 2004 - 05:37:15 PM |
| 7864 : Lost Load |
| Squeeze some juice out to this, duck rapists! My Uncle's balls smell like the bong water! My Uncle and I were taking turns ravaging Dustin's man-pussy last week in South Beach. Dustin's ass, despite the reconstructive surgery, is still very loose and pooey. Quit making fun on WISCONSIN, faggots! Ok, so maybe I put sausages in my cooter and make my dog lick my VIRGINIA, but my shits is furry and I SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:03:19 PM |
| 7865 : Jizz Master-P |
| Yo - I be bustin yo lilly white ass screech honkey - I put my black lips on your little white cock and pretend it's a white owl and I'm toking a blunt - Me and tha niggas gonna pull a train - we call you amtrack you little bitch - you be sucking my big 10 inch and rubing my balls |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:08:18 PM |
| 7866 : Dog Fuckerer CHACH |
| IT'S CHACHI TIME, SHITSTERS!! USFUCKINA!!!! All non-leaky-ass-queers expect a big hot wad of CUM SAUCE to be hitting you right in the fuFKIn eyeball face part! USA!! Someone needs to tell my little brother to stop the fuck crying. I just deposited a couple wads in his cute little pooter. USA!! WISCONSNININ BROTHER FUUUUUUUCKERER:::: IT'S CHACH O' CLOCK! Hey Dustin! DEPUTY DAWG!! You should see how hot my little brother's asshole is when it is GAPING and BLOODY! UUUUUSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111::: |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:19:55 PM |
| 7867 : Kool Keith |
| Here's a napkin/ wipe off your lips/ and lose the fat hips/ I know your toes smell/ your butt smells like corn chips |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:22:55 PM |
| 7868 : renator |
| dustin, i'm getting married to david hasselhof on our joint birthday (july 17) just want to know if you're coming to the wedding... get back to me on that one, okay? |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:31:47 PM |
| 7869 : Sex Boogers |
| hEY dustrin ur so hot an d ur man seEXY!! i remember u were teh first man I je rked off 2 when I was 9? I blew my GUNK on your fuckering big NOSE u stupid bitch i luv U!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 06:52:29 PM |
| 7870 : BASTARD |
| All of you brain dead dog fuckerers need to register on the SALTY THE POCKET KNIFE web site, so we can tell them how pathetic they are and how sexy Screech is and how he is a nice enough guy to help you molest your little brother. |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:25:34 PM |
| 7871 : Chachi |
| I first heard about them on a homosexual Double Dog forum, where pictures were posted as "Spank" material! Ive got to admit I almost shit my pants laughing when I read this post from Leaky Ass Queer on how he found out about the Salty the Pocketknife board. I encourage all to join and post there! |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:41:33 PM |
| 7872 : Dustinfucker |
| Yeah! The Salty the Pocket Knife board is great! Let's fuck their shit up homo style! |
| 21st June 2004 - 07:53:50 PM |
| 7873 : Tiny Tina davidson |
| Sakes o' mercy! Somebody up Buffalo way has got them quite a sight to look at - only, unfortunately - in this tall lean piece of peanutheaded chocolate standing before Judge Joe Brown on a [sigh] carstealing tip, in which the car was [sigh] totaled, and this little brown Bobby of the [gulp!] luscious pillowsoft lips and sexy perfectly shaped caressable ears and [sigh] rather limited worldview sez I Was Just Along Fer Da Ride Ya Onnah. This boy is standin' there with the most DUHHH look on his pretty face imaginable, like he done blunted up before his appearance - which in his case ain't help - and Judge Joe put it straight to his excuses-makin' mama that she had better get her best black dress ready, 'cause the way he's goin' she'll be needin' it soon. Just WHY do these fools got to engage in these low-class activities, whether they pretty or not, and stealing from a neighbor lady, no less, and leaving her in the lurch; his poor old mama is soon to be next at that rate! Sweet sexy little Bobby might yet be makin' the rounds of Olde Buffalo on a hustler tip, since Judge Joe set him up with a 00 judgement for his smash-bang joyride in a 00 hoopty after frying him to a crisp. He could command a premium price, pretty as he is, and definitely Oughta Be In Pictures like these tasty treats; but I can just imagine the jailhouse contingent watchin' this very show with Warm Welcome on their minds and dicks . . . hoo boy! Hopefully some nice Buffaloian [or however they call themselves] will take Bobby in hand, mouth and/or ass and show him a better way to go before he ends up married to a Bubba .. . . |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:11:05 PM |
| 7874 : Evan Stone |
| Hello, fans. It's really me, Evan, the drummer of STPK. Thanks for the support and for all the free meth. We sure do need it on the road. Some of you have been asking about my acting career. Yes I did play the part of 'Rod' in "Ramrod". I also co-starred with the great Chris Tucker in "Too Many Baby Mamas", which aired on the BET Network and is available at Sam Goody. Nowadays it's all about the rocking music, and of course, you. It's all about the fans. |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:27:26 PM |
| 7875 : Chihuahua Rapist |
| I find for the tenders and the lovings and the drilling of sperm rods, small dog will make a snug sex hole for my penis cock. I fuck him also in hole of ear. Dog has violent spasms and becomes retarded if not dead with dog brains and skull fragments on my sex organisms. |
| 21st June 2004 - 08:34:02 PM |
| 7876 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all, we started shooting out movie today. So far our budget is like 750 dollars canadian which is like 500 american dollars. So we are off to a good start! Double dog and I spent our 1st day "on location" in the rest room of a local gas station. Since our budget is low we just sat there and waited for people to come in and take a crap so we could start filming! They would give us funny looks (its not every day you see 2 major celebs in the bathroom of your local gas station) but then they would go to take a shit and I would yell "ACTION" as soon as the farts were heard the double dog would get in the pic and begin yelling "zoiks" until the person came out of the stall. Then I would kick them in the balls and yell FART PATROL taking care of business baby. This took all day to shoot but day one is in the can (ha, ha) Ill be back with an update tomorrow! PEACE C. Haim |
| 21st June 2004 - 09:08:50 PM |
| 7877 : Salty the Pocket Fisherman |
| As the producer of many fine bath house documentaries, and now "FART PATROL", I must discourage careless spending among you bright young stars. Most of the budget is alotted specifically for toilet paper and ecstasy. I am pleased to be working with such talented actors. It was truely humbling to meet Mr. Haim and Mr. Diamond, even though they each drank large amounts of Mad Dog 20/20 and shit themselves on my Italian leather couch. Keep up the good work, kids. |
| 21st June 2004 - 10:10:48 PM |
| 7878 : Corey Haim |
| As I am trying to put together a professional film that is sure to be a hit I must say that Salty the Pocket Fisherman is not associated with Haimster productions. The films finances are being put up by my mother. Thank you very little. C. Haim |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:26:09 PM |
| 7879 : Mickie Markson, Star |
| Yes, fans, it's me, Mickie Markson, and I know you're dying to know of my recent movie activitis including the one I just shot this past week called "Fist-Pounding Love" I did with Billy Fortzano and Little William Shucker in West Hollywood. We also plan on an elegant ENEMA SERIES, inwhich we take lots of different drug combos and then give ourselves and friends steaming hot enemas with wine, coffee and various acids. Some assholes just can't take it. Did anyone get to my last feature film there in the Castro called "One Night of Felching"? Great film. Keep sending the checks and drugs. Thanks! Mickie |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:26:14 PM |
| 7880 : |
| why is diamond's band called 'salty the pocketknife'??? that's a really faggotty name for a band. did he come up with the word 'salty' because diamond liked to swallow salty loads? diamond, please let us know what is up with that. |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:38:56 PM |
| 7881 : Shitty the Pocketworm |
| THAT SHITTY WEB SITE FOR THAT SHITTY MOTHER FUCKING BAND DELETED MY psot!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK THEM HOS!!!! I DECLARE WAR!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NOT TOLERATE CENSORSHIP!!!!!! |
| 21st June 2004 - 11:47:06 PM |
| 7882 : gay belding |
| dustin diamond doesn't want his band's website to be gay, like his guestbook here? that's weird. i would think he'd be able to sell more albums if his band adopted queer themes. |