| 21st June 2004 - 11:53:53 PM |
| 7883 : Zack |
| THAT'S GODDAMN RIGHT, FELLOW GOO-GURGLER!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:13:33 AM |
| 7884 : Salty the Pocket Snake |
| "Salty the Pocket Knife" is actually Dustin's pet name for his penis. His penis has a salty flavor and is arched at a weird angle resembling a small pocket knife. I know this because Screech was the first stud ever to route my boy-arse. He was 12, I was 5. Backstage at the SBTB studio, Dusty violated my smooth boy-flesh. I'm now 43, and I still love to pump my fist to SBTB re-runs until my eggs are scrambled and my streched out arsehole smells like bong water. Just last week, I hooked Dustin's man-breasts up to a car battery. The more I shocked his pert nipples, the harder he sucked my mancockamus. After I carved a pentagram into his back and peed on it, he devoured an aborted fetus and regurgitated back onto my throbbing knob. It was the hardest I've ever came and I farted on him also. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:16:02 AM |
| 7885 : Fagbusters |
| WISCONSIN IS SO GAY. GRANDMA BEAVIS' APARTMENT SMELLED LIKE RANK PISS AND MADE ME THROW UP OUTSIDE. THE AMISH DO LIVE IN WISCONSIN. JESUS DOESN'T RULE. HE KILLS. THE HONKY TONK MAN RULES. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 12:31:13 AM |
| 7886 : Amish Faggot |
| It's all true my friends. All true. The only thing to do in Wisconsin is listen to Polka renditions of Salty the Pocketknife and jerk to Dustin's pepperoni man-nipples. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:36:30 AM |
| 7887 : Bastard |
| The Salty the Pocketknife CD has a song called "Rim Goblin" on it!!! I'm not making this up!! I nearly shit my pants laughing at that one! What a bunch of stupid no-talent cunts! The singer sounds like a retarded dolphin with electrodes hooked on it's dolphin-sack! Dude. Dustin. You fucking suck, my compadre. I can't wait until you O.D. and die lonely and poor and laying in a homeless man's vomit. Fuck you. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 02:41:30 AM |
| 7888 : Kool Keith |
| "...I would love...to make love...to a little baboon. That's one of my favorite fetishes! Lick that alligator!" |
| 22nd June 2004 - 03:22:54 AM |
| 7889 : Dode Schlarper |
| FFFFAAAARRRRRTTTTTSSSSSS!!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 07:33:12 AM |
| 7890 : Salty Shithead |
| Did someone write the name MOGO? MO GO???? some nitwit!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 10:25:17 AM |
| 7891 : Amish Ann |
| Hey guys! It's true. There's a lot of Amish in Wisconsin! I personally would like to put blue cheese on Dub D's poop chute and somehow make a lovely dressing for a salad I'll be enjoying later. In Wisconsin we don't know how to spell acquire. Or restaurant. Or etiquette. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 11:18:31 AM |
| 7892 : Amish Culo |
| Hello to everyone concerning this neonazi group called move america forward or something like that: But DUstin, did you know::::: """""""""""""" I don't know about liberals or conservatives, but all of this bullshit you propose was also the major force behind Hitler and his movement, and geez, I don't need to write about THAT, now do I? You cannot be that forgetful? Ofcourse We don't like Michael Moore, BECAUSE we'd prefer to have Fantasy over Reality; we'd prefer to fuel our patriotic 'tanks' with greed and world domination, brought about by a Texas rich white trash guy and his power hungry slum family. What the hell! With Move America Forward by going back about four miles seems like a REAL CHECK ON REALITY. Do not forget: my vote cancels yours!! Looking forward to seeing some great movies this weekend... See you there, you spineless neo-nazi shitheads. Best, CULO HEAVEN |
| 22nd June 2004 - 11:25:42 AM |
| 7893 : RumpWrestler |
| Amish Ann, you should have said this: Who said that they hate the blues? Hey, what is this? NANCY' ASSHOLE was bluish. everyone knows that. COBRA GAL, COME OUT AND PLAY WITH MY SPHINCTERS. It comes from a Balkan word, and it's actually old kaka. so go and play with the spiders in you BUNGhole. Smiles to the sinners!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:28:50 PM |
| 7894 : Salty the Pocketpussy |
| A few questions for the band: 1. Is the singer a male or a female? I've only heard similar sounds come out of a tortured walrus. 2. Does the drummer have a history of epilepsy, or his he just terminally caucasian? 3. When did Dustin(Screech) start playing bass? Can he stop now? I could shoot Thorazine in my eyeball and shove Vicodins up my ass, drink a gallon of Old English, and hit myself in the face with a shovel and still play better riffs than that. Once again, Dustin, you have proved yourself to be a class-A cunt. Fuck you, dude. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:35:33 PM |
| 7895 : yuri |
| hello to you all. i wanting you all to know that soon I coming to wisoncin TO RAPE YOU ALL IN THE ASS WITH MY ENROMUS MAN-WAND!!!!. so if you awaken up in morning and find urself being ass-raped by lagre hairy man who is looking lkie bear YOU WILL KNOW IT IS I!!! while in states also i am hpoing to go to 'slaty the poicketnife' show and orally service dustin + his gay bandmtaes backstage. i shall maybe also maybe go to west hollywod and sample the delights of the local negros. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:37:33 PM |
| 7896 : Gay Zack |
| It's great to see that this guest book is getting all gayed up again - it brings a tear to my eye and makes me want to blow my load all over my SBTB t-shirt of Screech all at the same time. Meanwhile Slater is giving Belding a pair of Arabian goggles to help protect his eyes from the "sand storm" that's cumming his way. I think that Dustin would look great in the pearl necklace I'm going to give him. Than I would crank out the chocolate soft serve all over his bird like chest and rub it in until his skin turned a beautiful Arab like tone - than the diaper he was wearing on his ass would come off and be put on his head. He would rub my "magic lamp" and he would get 3 wishes involving all things homoerotic. |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:40:46 PM |
| 7897 : Rim Goblin |
| DUSTIN YOU ARE A FUCKING TOOL! YOU ARE A PATHETIC LOWLIFE EXCUSE FOR A WALKING, BREATHING, BIG-NOSED TAMPON FLOATING IN A TOILET OF MEDIOCRITY. FUCK YOU! SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:49:24 PM |
| 7898 : Princess Peussie in love with DA CHACH TURD |
| Hello everyone, I finally found, and you can thank me for this, the martini mix called SPOOOOGE Martini, and this comes from Dustin's own collection::::get ready to party..... Take one very cold, large gallon of cheap gin (yeh that is what Dustin likes) and pour it in a bucket. Stir in three tablespoons of warm jizz, preferably from some teenage boys (ok, use those shits inthe neighborhood if you must). Throw in one dry dog turd.....stir and drink all of this at one shitting, I mean sitting. You'll love it. PS: Rim Goblin, you certainly have NO class. Dustin is one of the best rimmers in California, and can suck turds out of a corpse even without using his tongue. THIS guy is talented. RIM GOBLIN, you are not! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 01:50:25 PM |
| 7899 : Salty the Pricketcock |
| Gay Zack- It is your gay duty to gay up saltythepocketknife.com. Go in there and splurt your rainbow-colored homosexuality all over the damn place! |
| 22nd June 2004 - 02:24:00 PM |
| 7900 : Aria Nefetit |
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| 22nd June 2004 - 02:26:08 PM |
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| 22nd June 2004 - 02:44:53 PM |
| 7902 : Anal Masturbation |
| DUstin gives it TWO THUMBS UP! FABULOUS! |