| 06th July 2004 - 08:07:21 PM |
| 8263 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act will keep you safe from yourself, darlin'. Stay away from these terrorists. |
| 06th July 2004 - 08:12:26 PM |
| 8264 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Violet M. Bickerstaff! -SNAP!- |
| 06th July 2004 - 08:21:47 PM |
| 8265 : Laughing Sick Boy |
| Get that bitch, Busters! Dog will hunt! DOG WILL HUNT! Twyla, I'm going to piss all over your fucking Justin Timberlake poster and you will have nothing left to masturbate to. I'm going to steal your hair brush and all the vegetables out of your house and you will have nothing left but your damn fist to stick up your cooter. You fucking skank. |
| 06th July 2004 - 08:51:00 PM |
| 8266 : Sick Boy (again) |
| ...And I don't think sitting around and jacking off to internet porn all day is something to wear on your sleeve either, Twyla. You should sit around and jack me off all day! It's not that weird. Seinfeld is like 50 and his wife still wets the bed and shit. |
| 06th July 2004 - 08:56:22 PM |
| 8267 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act does not tolerate sexual innuendoes! |
| 06th July 2004 - 09:03:04 PM |
| 8268 : YOB KCIS |
| Does the Patriot Act need balls to lick? I have a dry pair lying around here somewhere... Tickle my Ashcroft! |
| 06th July 2004 - 09:05:29 PM |
| 8269 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act will not tolerate innuendoes pertaining to the great John Ashcroft! |
| 06th July 2004 - 09:19:53 PM |
| 8270 : Not Sick Boy |
| Johnny had better learn to tolerate the sucking of my ass. |
| 06th July 2004 - 09:45:37 PM |
| 8271 : Iced Tea |
| FOR THE LAST TIME MOTHERFUCKERS MY CHRISTIAN NAME IS SPELLED ICED TEA AND NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE RAPPER NAMED ICE T STOP SENDING ME YOUR RACIST E MAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 06th July 2004 - 10:49:52 PM |
| 8272 : BLARGLE FOO |
| You don't fuckin' know me man. You don't even know me 'cuz see I'm all messed up an' stuff. I fucking kick old ladies in their heads an' hurl toddlers into open traffic an' shit. One time, my neighbor told me to take care of his dog while he was on vacation, an' I fuckin' fed that bitch way too much and when he came back from Miami his fucking dog was morbidly obese an' he had to go on some kind of special dog diet an' shit. I'm fuckin' twisted see. |
| 06th July 2004 - 10:50:25 PM |
| 8273 : Fagbusters |
| THOSE FAGGOTS AT SAVEDBYTHEBELLNOW.COM ARE LETTING THAT FUCKING QUEER PATRIOT ACT WRITE WHATEVER THE FUCK HE PLEASES! AS TRUE DEVIANTS WE MUST FLOOD THAT SHITHOLE WITH SO MUCH INTESTINAL WASTE THAT THEIR EYES BLEED! |
| 07th July 2004 - 12:09:33 AM |
| 8274 : elliot |
| Mr. Diamond, please clean up this message board. I am a regular contributor to the savedbythebellnow.com message boards, and I am shocked that the message board on your own homepage is so filthy. This webpage isn't what I would call "kid-friendly." Is this your idea of a perverted joke? I really hope you'll consider cleaning this message board up so that your true fans of all ages can safely post here. |
| 07th July 2004 - 12:29:25 AM |
| 8275 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Elliot, let's have "saved by the bell sex." (It's kind of like "make-up sex," except that it's between dudes and is extremely dirty.) Maybe Slater can join us and drop a spicy Cleveland Steamer on your head while you peruse the SavedByTheBellNow.com message boards!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 07th July 2004 - 01:07:38 AM |
| 8276 : The Patriot Act |
| The Patriot Act does not approve of the blatant slandering of the great city of Cleveland's reputation. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:24:55 AM |
| 8277 : Sick Boy |
| Fuck Cleveland and every other city in Wisconsin you Amish prick! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:23:57 AM |
| 8278 : P. D\'Phile |
| Twyla - please post pictures of your tight young snatch and quivering starfish so that I may masturbate furiously to them. Also if you could update us as to your favorite masturbational techniques, I would be most grateful. Do you prefer the tweak or the rub? Are implements usually involved? Also, if anyone has any pictures of Dustin in his younger and more vulnerable years (i.e. pre-SBTB) that would be totally hot. Thanks in advance! |
| 07th July 2004 - 03:35:45 AM |
| 8279 : Frank Zappa |
| Fagbusters - don't worry, that Tipper Gore-worshipping cock-chewer of a webmaster over at savedbythebellnow.com will have them deleted before you can say 'first constitutional amendment' |
| 07th July 2004 - 11:24:42 AM |
| 8280 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin - you deserve a lombardi slap - it's when you sleep and I come up and cock slap you in the face - or maybe I'll just give you another pair of arabian goggles. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:11:22 PM |
| 8281 : Sickius Boyamabopilos |
| Hey, babies. Mr. Sick has to bear some bad news. BAPTISTS: Howdie, y'all! Hey, guess what. My parents totally never locked me in the basement or beat the shit out of me growing up! I never had to drink turpentine or hold a Black Mamba, either! Isn't that some shit? CATHOLICS: I totally never got fucked by a 40 year old Irish guy growing up! That's something else! JEWS: For breakfast this morning: Biscuts with sausage gravy, bacon and ham. Yummy yummy in my tummy! MUSLIMS: OK, so let me get this straight, you can't eat pork OR drink alcohol, but when it comes to shooting herion directly into your eye, Allah doesn't give a shit? That's messed up, y'all RAELIANS AND SCIENTOLOGISTS: You guys are fucked! TWYLA: Come with ol' uncle here and hear angels' trumpets and devils' trombones! You are invited! THE REST OF THE WORLD: Don't think you guys are exempt. You're just as fucked as anybody. |
| 07th July 2004 - 02:26:45 PM |
| 8282 : More Sick Boy With a Random Thought |
| You know what scares me? Secrect police. No shit. I'm scared that some night after writing something derogatory about Rumsfeld or someone, I'm watching Aqua Teens and eating an ice cream cone and all of a sudden a guy with an AR-15 and a ski mask tosses a severed head in my lap and the next thing I know I'm at Guantanamo Bay with my teeth knocked out and some poor Afghani goat herder is being forced to fist me and all the while some Appalachain hillbilly slut is pooing on us and we have to take pictures of her fucking a Labrador. That puts the fear in me. |