| 14th July 2004 - 01:56:24 AM |
| 8743 : BLASTMASTER KRS ONE |
| boom boom click baba boom boom boom click boom boom boom wa dadda dang wa dadda da da da dang... 'ay! listen to my 9mm. go BANG! wa dadda dang wa dadda da da da dang... HEY! this is KRS OOOONE la la la la la la la la la la la BUK! BUK! COME AGAIN! me knew a crack deala by tha name of Peter, had to buss him down with me nine millamee-tah! said I had his girl I said now whatta you stupid? but he tried to play me out, and KRS ONE knew it... budda bwy bwy bwy! BUK! BUK! |
| 14th July 2004 - 02:27:15 AM |
| 8744 : SB |
| This is pathetic. I'm plastered and bored. ONE OF THE COMMENTATORS ON "I LOVE THE 90S" IS TV'S FRANK! Jess, you're too young to know who TV's Frank is. I'm positive that Joel Hodgson is my real father. I remember watching "Mitchell" and fucking crying because Joel was about to get jettisoned back to Earth, and then Mike the cocky asshole was going to take over. No shit. I was about 10 years old. Mike is only semi-funny. Joel always looked like he only got an hour of sleep and then did a wake-n-bake. Just like the daily routine of yours truly. Crow T. Robot is my Godfather. Mr. Servo is the smoothest ladies' man. |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:19:34 AM |
| 8745 : |
| JAY BEEZ WITH THA REMEDY! IYE I I I I GOT SO MUCH FUNKY SHIT INSIDE MY BRAIN I COULDN'T EXPLAIN I COULDN'T EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND I COULDN'T EXPLAIN!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:37:46 AM |
| 8746 : |
| in the not too distant future next sunday A.D. there was a guy named JOEL not too different from you or me he worked at GIZMONIC INSTITUTE just another face in a red jump-suit he did a good job cleanin up the place but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space we'll send him cheesy movies-the worst we can find he'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll moniter his mind now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end because he used those special parts to make his robot friends (robot roll call) you're wonderin' how he eats and breathes and other science facts repeat to yourself its just a show i should really just relax for MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (whammy bar) |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:31:41 AM |
| 8747 : SICK BOYEE! |
| Check it out! I got rhymes for the house! I know a girl named Jess Her ass is blessed I shot my mess all over her chest! I fed her my snake and I fed her my worm I fed her my salty creamy Sick Boy sperm! I made her twitch and I made her squirm then I served my second term! I made her cum and I made her cream then I got locked up 'cuz she's only 15! That was COLD! DAMN... THAT WAS FLY! BUMHE TAKE A LESSON, SUCKA! SICK BOY IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKA! I'VE BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE THE DAYS OF RICK THE RULER! YEAH, LIKE YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT RICKY D! You still wearin' trainin' drawz? WHAT YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT SHIT? NOT A DAMN THANG! HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I'M MESSED UP AND I STILL GOT SKILLS! JESS I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SWEET LITTLE PUSS PIE! Bumhe, it took me like 5 seconds to type this so take note and study a pro! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:16:54 AM |
| 8748 : Mister Sick spittin\' ill shit! |
| Bumhe or mastermc or whatever the fuck you call yourself: I WANNA BATTLE! THIS IS NO JOKE, FAGGOT! I'll fuck you tha fuck up! Even Jess knows it! My voice is like butter on a biscut. PLEASE! GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TAKE YOU OUT! I love to destroy little amatuer, Playskool suckas! I loop dope ass PRE-MIER QUALITY old school beats and fucking rip niggas apart with my lyrical genius! It's a good idea to learn English before you try and flow. Ask GURU. Ask THE TEACHER. Ask SICK BOY. I've never battled an illiterate retard. Is that unfair? Let's battle so you never touch a mic again. I demand satisfaction, pussy. I bet you bite more rhymes than Paula Poundstone bites toddlers. You had better go study some Gang Starr or something real quick, 'cuz you're about to get devastated! MCs got beheaded... and you can too. FORGET IT! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:32:00 AM |
| 8749 : A MICROPHONE |
| Please don't pick me up, Bum he master guy. Even random spatterings of your saliva contain enough wackness to turn all of Harlem white. You're like an adult movie theater patron 'cause you so furiously wack! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:41:35 AM |
| 8750 : prostate |
| post 8747 is kewl! is that a songh or you made it up? whos it bye? |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:16:23 AM |
| 8751 : |
| when the teacher pops a mess i know ill get e test and my dog licked off my home jerk last nite ridin spinnas in my chair he wont no if im there if i can slip my hand in mario he will beat allright its all righyt cuz im saved by the balls |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:23:41 AM |
| 8752 : 8752 |
| when i wake up in the mornin and my boners got me moanin i dont think ill ever yank it on time by the time i grab my staff and i give grandpa a bath im at the corner just in time to see the nuts fly by its all tight kuz im saved by the balls |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:00:31 AM |
| 8753 : CUNT |
| You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and han you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them with an erection like injections fuck it I be druggin them numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for apologin..girlfriend if you..... swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin I'm givin bitches permanent beers put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:12:23 AM |
| 8754 : Mario Lopez |
| Listen mang. Mario does NOT approve of the hetero posts in this guestbook. You gotta keep dis site for gay fantasies about my mang Dustin, mang! You dig, ese??? Jess and Sick Boy, I'm'a fuckin cut choo!! You hear, cholos???? I'm'a fuckin cut choo so fast you ain't even gone notice you been cut!!!!! I do it, bitchez!!!! Anyone who piss Mario off, Mario fuckin cut dem, mang!!!!! Dis one time, while Mario was in prison, dis one fuckin no-good nigger went an called me a wetback!!! So one day in the shower, I cut him, mang. I FUCKIN CUT HEEM!!!!!!! Dat nigger ain't gonna be callin no-one no fuckin wetback no moe, mang. You know why, ese?? HE DEAD!!!!!! HE FUCKIN DEAD, MANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario hates niggers almost as much as cholos who post hetero shit in dis guestbook. KEEP IT FUCKIN HOMO, ESE!!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:48:56 AM |
| 8755 : Jess |
| hey aby when you get up and read this give me a call. i'm horny and i wish to continue yeterdays conversation. GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(horny and waiting). HURRY!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:54:21 AM |
| 8756 : Jess |
| i mean't say baby, not aby if you didn't realize that. and i'm totally fine with being your permanent sex slave. how could i say no to that. punish me baby. i've been soooooo naughty!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:55:20 AM |
| 8757 : neil |
| Mr. Diamond, have you ever seen the recent commercials for Six Flags' amusement parks? There's an old bald guy who dances to the song "We Like To Party" by the Venga Boys. Do you want to suck him off? Would you like it is he rubbed his wrinkled nuts up and down your face, teabagged you, and gave you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles? |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:02:14 AM |
| 8758 : Jess |
| Pacman:yo yo yo yo yo, what it is motherfuckers Random guy #1: aw shit, here comes pacman Random guy #2: hey pacman, what's up Pacman:me you bitches, i'm high on crack. wanna freebase Random guy #1: no pacman, drugs are bad Random guy #2: nope, can't help you man Pacman: PUSSYS!!(lighter flicks, inhaling sound) WHOA, HOLY SHIT!!!! music begins |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:01:42 AM |
| 8759 : Gay Zack |
| I had that dream again Dustin, the one where you are an Aztec warrior and you come to conquer me. At first I try to fight you, but than I gaze into your eyes and we embrace in a long tongue kiss which leads to me licking your nuts. I take off your warrior gear and procede to give you a fierce rim job, I pull out my shaft and stove pipe it into your anus. It first you wimmper in pain, but soon the blood lubricates and I take you to heaven. Than I take it out and give it to you to lick off, I don't know what happens next because I woke up and I was fucking my pillow. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:08:56 AM |
| 8760 : Papi Culo |
| Mario is right, ese you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito. Dustin, you can eat my burrito, ese. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:15:08 AM |
| 8761 : Papi Culo |
| Dustin makes me scream "Ay Papi" when he puts his jew pee-pee in my spanish culo. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:49:54 AM |
| 8762 : Jess |
| hey sick boy, where are you baby? |