| 09th August 2004 - 05:29:38 PM |
| 9588 : |
| Danny Pintauro is the king of rim jobs! |
| 09th August 2004 - 06:27:52 PM |
| 9589 : |
| I'm the scat man |
| 09th August 2004 - 06:47:08 PM |
| 9590 : |
| Dustin - I told you to stop shitting in my front yard - I know it's you because I see your zubaz pulled down past your legs. Marcia - kudos to you and your friends for boycotting this jerk - I have called the cops on him many a time for his late night all male orgies - nude men laughing and running around at 2 in the morning doing drugs and licking ass. He needs to either cut out the parties from going so late or he needs to envite me to them. He can be the nicest guy, but get some coke in him and he's such a rude jerk who won't even give it up to me when I score for him. AND STOP SHITTING IN MY YARD DUSTIN DIAMOND OR I'M GOING TO TURN THE SPRINKLERS ON YOU NEXT TIME - peace I'm outta here |
| 09th August 2004 - 08:59:11 PM |
| 9591 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 09th August 2004 - 11:33:45 PM |
| 9592 : |
| plantman could kick the scatman's ass |
| 09th August 2004 - 11:38:31 PM |
| 9593 : |
| 22nd March 2004 - 05:33:32 AM 6832 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where you made Zack & Slater fake IDs so you guys could sneak into a nightclub called The Attic? Remember how strange you felt because that one fat chick wouldn't leave you alone and all you wanted to do that night was dance with Zack & Slater? Remember how they constantly rebuffed you because they were with girls of their own and they didn't want to ruin the purely heterosexual image that they had publicly established for themselves? Remember when you got really drunk and started to cry and Zack & AC felt sorry for you and said that they would take you out back behind the nightclub's dumpster for a quickie? Remember when they made you wear a paper bag over your head and said that it was "just for disguise purposes" and you weren't sure why you would need a disguise but went along with it anyway because you were drunk & horny? Remember how glad you were to finally be penetrated that night by both of them, but as they each took turns thrusting themselves into you, something just didn't seem quite right about it? Remember how rough & greasy their hands felt as they rubbed & groped your boney hips and extremely small sensitive balls? Remember when you suddenly noticed a peculiar smell that didn't seem to be coming from the dumpster that you were leaning against? Remember how you started to feel a strange burning sensation in your anus and between your butt cheeks that just didn't feel quite right and you became worried? Remember when you finally decided to take the paper bag off your head and you found out that Zack & AC were gone and had tricked you & sold you out to a couple smelly diseased hobos for a dollar each? Damn, your ass was itching something awful for weeks! 12th February 2004 - 12:35:45 AM 6381 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how cool and "hip" he was? Remember how much you liked his hair, which he let grow out nice & long to hide the fact that he had a very obvious receding hairline? Remember when you showed up for school extra early and walked into Belding's office and caught him and his brother in the 69 position on top of Belding's desk? Remember how you tried to act embarrassed but you couldn't hide your excitement and stripped down to your underoos immediately? Remember when Rod had you take a dump on his receding hairline while Mr. Belding had you lick his fuzzy nipples? Remember when Belding gave you a Dirty Sanchez and ejaculated in your hair so he could slick it back and make you look like you were Mexican? Remember when Rod said he loved Mexican food and proceeded to eat out your unwiped butt cheeks as you squeezed out another long meaty turd? Remember when Belding then forced you to deep throat his thick white cock and told you to "suck it like the dirty Mexican scum that you are!" and then threw you out in the street afterwards? Remember when Rod came running outside and you thought he was going to apologize to you for his brother's behavior, except he instead kicked dirt in your face and told you that "Slater tasted better"? Remember when you stuck your fingers up your butt and took a lick and realized that he was right? 27th January 2004 - 11:25:21 AM 6262 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one SbtB episode where a new girl wanted to join the wrestling team but the team didn't want her to join? Remember how she thought it was because she was a girl but, unbeknownst to her, the REAL reason was because it would have screwed up the team's homosexual rankings among the members? Remember how much you secretly wished you could join too but knew that they wouldn't take you in because of your pitiful physique? Remember how you tried your best to bulk up by working out and eating nothing but power bars sprinkled with weight-gaining powder & grasshopper bits? Remember how you weren't gaining any muscle mass but started getting flabby instead so you cut back and resorted to eating nothing but candle wax & paper products? Remember when you finally started to get back into a decent shape but nobody noticed because the new wrestling chick was the center of everybody's attention at the time? Remember when she noticed you looking pitiful and felt sorry for you so she invited you over to her house after wrestling practice to talk? Remember when you were in her room and she told you to close your eyes and not to open them until she said so? Remember when you smelled something fishy so you peaked anyway and opened your eyes just in time to see her attempting to use your enormous gonzo nose to stimulate her smelly snatch? Remember how disgusted you felt to be touching a girl in a sexual manner like that for the very first time? Remember how much you cried as you ran down the street away from her house as fast as your thin bony legs could take you, your arms flailing in the wind? Remember how good it felt to have the wrestling team finally notice you as they washed your tears away when they each took turns ejaculating all over your face? Remember how much you cried again when they said you still couldn't join the team anyway? Damn, even The New Class still be laughing about that shit! 21st January 2004 - 03:32:04 PM 6235 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one Saved by the Bell episode when the school struck oil and everybody dreamed about how rich they were going to be? Remember how there was an accident and oil spilled into the school pond and killed all the animals that you & the gang had just returned to the pond after having bonded with them as part of a class assignment? Remember how upset Zack & Mr. Belding were when their little duck Becky died? Remember how much fun Zack had whenever he forced the duck to deep throat him while Belding fingered it from behind? Remember how loudly it would quack? Remember how Zack was unable to accept Becky's death and kept the duck's dead body with him for days as he continued to clean the black oil off it in vain? Remember how you tried to comfort Zack and told him that you would do anything for him to make him feel better? Remember when he had to dress up as a duck in a really ragged duck suit and forced you to deep throat his bleach-haired cock while roughly choking your long, slender neck? Remember how he turned off the lights so it would be easier for him to imagine that you were Becky? Remember how he kept calling out the duck's name in ecstasy every time he tightly squeezed your neck? Remember when you felt something enter you from behind but you couldn't tell what it was because the lights were out and Zack was still face fucking you & it was too dark to see? Remember how it kept going farther & farther up your colon and you couldn't help but grow an erection? Remember when Zack finally blew his load down your throat & switched on the lights and you turned around just in time to see Mr. Belding pulling his arm out of your horribly stretched ass and it was completely covered in black oil & mashed chunks of your shit? Remember how you proceeded to lick Belding's arm completely clean like the nasty little fecal muncher that you are? 25th November 2003 - 07:31:58 PM 5844 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that one early SbtB episode where it was the annual Miss Bayside competition and Zack entered you in it on a bet with Slater? Remember when hopes of you actually winning were high so Slater entered the competition as well? Remember how during the swimsuit part of the competition Slater came out on stage wearing nothing but a pair of trunks? Remember how smooth and well tanned his skin looked? Remember how finely toned his biceps & thighs were? Remember how uncomfortable your queer little bathing suit became when you uncontrollably popped a stiffy? Remember when Slater flexed his muscles at the insistence of a very noticeably aroused Mr. Belding and you felt conflicted because even though you were drawn to AC, you also felt a loyalty to Belding and wanted to be his exclusive partner in butt sex? Remember when you won the competition and became Miss Bayside and you felt like a princess because Mr. Belding started singing that song about how lovely you were? Remember how less lovely you felt when you spied on Belding making a pass at Slater? Remember how happy you were when Slater rebuffed Belding's advances as he walked away holding Zack's hand? Remember how weird you felt when later that night Mr. Belding, while thrusting his veiny member into you from behind, kept tugging on the back of that wig he made you wear which strangely resembled Slater's permed mullet? Remember when he called out AC's name during orgasm and you looked over your shoulder and he was wearing a blonde wig & preppy clothes that made him look like Zack? 22nd November 2003 - 10:39:25 PM 5817 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode with Tori Spelling where your mom went to Graceland for her anniversary and Zack & AC stayed over at your house and everybody partied in their boxers all night long? Remember when the guys decided to play a joke on you and had you bend over to pick up a penny they dropped, then Zack shoved that broomstick deep up your butt and AC used it to steer you around the house like a vacuum? Remember when Slater steered you in the wrong direction and knocked over your mom's Elvis statue and you knew that she would die if she found out it broke? Remember when Zack played poker against Maxwell Nerdstrom and he bet your dog and lost? Remember when you had that dream sequence where your mom showed up saying she had died and then Mr. Belding showed up dressed as Elvis to escort her to heaven and he had a noticeable erection? Remember how you wondered whether the erection was for you our your mom, or if maybe Belding just liked being dressed that way? Remember when Zack held a party to raise money to buy a new Elvis statue but he couldn't raise enough so he whored you out to Nerdstrom? Remember when Nerdstrom said he would give you back your dog if he could film you sucking him off? Remember when he took you upstairs to your mom's room & pulled you into that big dark closet with him and told you to start sucking? Remember how dark it was and you couldn't see anything so you had to feel your way around the closet until you found Nerdstrom's surprisingly very large & erect penis? Remember how unusually salty & bitter it tasted but you kept sucking it anyway because you had never sucked such a large member before? Remember when your mom came home early and she opened the closet door to see what was going on in there and you could see by the light entering the closet that Nerdstrom was standing in the corner filming you with his infrared camera and you looked up to see who it was you were REALLY sucking off and it turned out to be Tori Spelling the whole time? Damn, I always knew there was something unusual about that chick! 20th November 2003 - 06:12:54 PM 5799 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you guys had your senior prom with a country western theme (rather than formal) and everybody dressed like cowboys & rednecks? Remember how you were dressed in overalls & a straw hat like you were ready for a fagtastic hoedown? Remember when you noticed a peculiar baked tortilla smell emanating from the boiler room and you knew something was up? Remember when you went down there and saw that Jessie & Slater had accidentally locked themselves in the boiler room? Remember when you opened the door and noticed the newfound sexual tension between them and became insanely jealous with rage? Remember when you lunged towards Jessie and flailed you arms at her as you proceeded to get into a catfight with her? Remember when you started whacking her over the head repeatedly with a hard rubber dildo that you just happened to have in your pocket? Remember how you fought with all your might but she kicked your ass anyway? Remember how sore you were & how badly the bruises covering your body hurt everytime you touched them? Remember how less badly they hurt later that night as a very comforting Mr. Belding squirted & massaged his warm, creamy loads all over your backside for hours? Remember how his gentle, soothing touch took your mind off the pain & humiliation, only to bring your mind right back to the pain as he attempted to shove your sharp, brittle straw hat up your unlubed butt? 18th November 2003 - 01:29:45 AM 5768 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where it was Career Day at Bayside and Slater quit wrestling and took up baking instead? Remember when AC baked that chocolate cake and you fantasized about him hand feeding you the cake piece by piece while you laid your head on his very well tanned thighs? Remember how much more delicious you thought the cake icing would be if it were your very own protein rich boy butter rather than chocolate? Remember when Zack had made a bet against someone from Valley over which school would be victorious in the upcoming wrestling match and he had to come up with some way to get Slater to rejoin the wrestling team again to insure the victory? Remember how ecstatic you were when you learned that the plan Zack finally came up with involved you having to dress up in tights & take AC's place on the team in the hopes that he would come to your rescue at the last minute? Remember how you were about to get pummeled in the wrestling match and your Valley opponent had you up on his shoulders when Slater finally did arrive at the last minute to save you? Remember how erotic the entire event seemed as the Valley guy pulled you off of his shoulders and place you in Slater's very smooth & muscular arms? Remember how noticeably aroused you became at that moment as Slater cradled you in his arms like a baby? Remember when both of your eyes met and you thought you were in love? Remember how disappointed you were when AC put you down so he could wrestle the Valley guy and win the match? Remember how less disappointed you were back in the locker room when Slater had you lick chocolate icing off his very hairy & sweaty testicles? 12th November 2003 - 04:08:12 PM 5695 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode that guest starred that chick who used to play Punky Brewster? Remember how you came up with a special spaghetti sauce and said it was a super secret homemade recipe and marketed it at the school and it became a hit? Remember how you & Zack stole all of those glass jars meant for the science classes and used the school facilities to manufacture & package your sauce? Remember how Punky Brewster & her bursting set of 36DDs started taking advantage of you and had you spend enormous amounts of your newfound income on her? Remember how weird she thought it was when you bought her that black strapon dildo with a diamond stud on the tip and you told her it was a present for the "both of us"? Remember how Mr. Belding found out about you stealing the glass jars and using the school facilities to make your sauce so he had you pay it all off by having you "eat his sauce" every day in his office around lunchtime, as well as also having you make him spaghetti for dinner every night for the following three months? Remember how much he loved your spaghetti sauce that you "personally prepared" just for him and complimented you every time he ate it? Remember how puzzled he was when, every morning for those three months, he kept finding crusty sesame seeds matted into his graying pubic hair after having unprotected buttsex with you the night before? Remember how you pulled one over on Belding because he never found out that your sauce's secret ingredient was your chunky, sesame seed filled diarrhea? 11th November 2003 - 05:02:31 AM 5657 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where you & the gang went to Palm Springs for the wedding of Jessie's father? Remember how you had just gone through a bad breakup with Mr. Belding, so to get your mind off things, you dressed up as a ship captain and tried to pick up girls using a book that would supposedly teach you how to act cool & get in their pants? Remember when you went to that gym with the intention of hitting on the girls who were working out there, but you couldn't keep your eyes off of all the flexing beefcake that was there also? Remember when you saw Slater hitting on that princess while on the rowing machine and it reminded you of all the times Mr. Belding would call you up to his office, tie you up in those special bondage straps that he had, and would use you as his own personal "rowing machine"? Remember how as soon as AC got off the rowing machine, you snuck over to the machine and began to lick and rub your face into the sweat-soaked ass print Slater left on the seat of the machine? Remember how you could still feel the warmth of his ass that was left on the seat? Remember how you smiled and gently laid your head on the cushiony seat and dozed off as you deeply inhaled the baked tortilla smell that Slater's ass naturally gave off? Remember how, as you laid there, you ended up dreaming about Belding smearing refried beans all over your erection and wrapping it in a tortilla? Remember how you dreamed that Slater would then "eat" the tortilla as Belding sprinkled ice-cold grated cheese on your boney ass cheeks? Remember when you woke up and found that you had somehow accidentally caught your own erection in the gears of the rowing machine? Ouch! 28th October 2003 - 04:22:25 PM 5445 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where you had a fight with Zack over that one tennis girl and moved in with Mr. Rogers? Remember how much you missed Zack and dreamed that he would come into your room at night and carry you out of bed and take you back to your old room and have sweet unprotected sexual relations with you in your old bed? Remember when you dreamed that it actually happened but when you woke up, you found yourself in Rogers' bed instead and he had his massive, muscular arms wrapped tightly around your fragile, minuscule frame? Remember when you struggled to get away but he held you down and forced you to wear his old football jersey & shoulder pads and nothing else? Remember how much you bled & cried when he forced himself inside you and ravished you for a good 20 minutes? Remember how you fell deeply in love with him at that very moment, only to have your heart broken when he called out Slater's name during climax? Man, you should have seen the look on your face! 24th October 2003 - 06:39:02 AM 5387 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that No Hope with Dope episode on SbtB with Jonny Dakota? Remember when he came to Bayside to film an anti-drug commercial and you and Zack and A.C. went to the restroom and found that used joint on the bathroom floor? Remember when Zack started smoking it and then Slater smoking it and you were like "hey, what about me?" and then Zack and A.C. looked at each other and smiled and pulled down their pants and told you to "start smoking"? Remember how you eagerly started puffing away on Zack's neatly trimmed blonde manhood as you wrapped your girlish hand around Slater's darkly tanned bushman? Remember when A.C. buried his face into your sweaty unwashed groin and performed his special 'Sloppy Slater'? Remember when Jonny Dakota suddenly walked in on you guys and was like "whoa" and he thought he was in a public restroom back in West Hollywood? Remember how he thanked you guys for making him feel at home as his tight fitting jeans hit the floor? Special thanks to Fagbusters for the idea. 29th October 2003 - 09:24:10 AM 5466 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that College Saved by the Bell episode where it was Thanksgiving and featured all those special guest stars and you guys tried to make a turkey? Remember how one of the guest stars was (at the time) Tiffany Amber Thiessen's real life boyfriend, Brian Austin Green? Remember how jealous you were of her and kept giving her dirty looks for the rest of the episode? Remember how Brian was trying to start a career as a white rapper? Remember how much you kept flirting with him in front of everybody? Remember how uncomfortable he seemed by it? Remember how pissed Slater looked and he wouldn't talk to you for the rest of the episode? Remember when you invited Brian into the men's room and asked him to rap for you personally in return for a sloppy anal rimming? Remember how disgusted he was by the request? Remember when he had sex with you anyway? Damn, that dude will do ANYTHING to get people to listen to his new beats! 07th November 2003 - 12:15:50 AM 5606 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode where there was a dance contest at The Max hosted by Casey Kasem and you ended up being paired with Lisa who had a broken leg? Remember how you were still developing sexually and felt conflicted about having to dance with Lisa? Remember how AC was dirty dancing with Kelly but you secretly wished it was you that Slater was grinding his lumpy crotch into instead? Remember how you wished Slater would scoop you up in his arms & twirl you around on the dance floor while holding you tightly against his very muscular chest? Remember how moments before it was your turn to dance with Lisa, you thought you were developing a crush on Slater because it felt like you had butterflies in your stomach, but it turned out to be your chronic diarrhea acting up again? Remember how you had to quickly improvise a solution to your leaky ass problem so you snuck into the kitchen and stuck a freshly cooked cob of corn up into your anus to stop the seepage? Remember how steaming hot it was? Remember how you and Lisa hit the dance floor and started hopping around on one leg and Casey Kasem dubbed it "The Sprang"? Remember how everybody thought you were only dancing like that because you were imitating Lisa, but in reality you were stiffly hopping around because it was hard to move with that hot cob of corn lodged up your butt as it burned the fleshy inner walls of your smelly anus? Remember how as you continued to hop around on one leg, you began to actually enjoy the painful burning sensation as the corn lodged itself deeper into your rectal cavity with every excruciating hop? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support & episode suggestion. 27th October 2003 - 06:11:40 PM 5430 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode where Slater brought his pet lizard Arnie to school and had you & Zack babysit Arnie and it died and AC blamed you guys for it? Remember when AC showed up in that alligator costume and pretended to be Arnie and had you guys in that lineup and Mr. Belding was dressed as a cop? Remember how noticeably hard you were in that scene and how embarassed you were when AC pointed out the tent that was forming in your pants? Remember when Belding popped a tent of his own as a result and kept rubbing up against you for the rest of the scene? Remember when Slater talked about what your punishment would be and you imagined it would be him drilling into you from behind with his beefy Mexican burrito while dressed as Arnie? Remember how happy you were when it actually came true? Remember how he rode you hard & serious and manhandled you like a ragdoll in your own dark bedroom? Remember how surprised you were when you flicked on the light and it turned out to be Belding the whole time? 26th October 2003 - 12:18:28 PM 5413 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where everybody was trying to come up with a new school song and Zack sabotaged everybody? Remember when you had that wacky plan to break into the musicroom and steal all the instruments but when you snuck in there you caught Zack and AC in the 69 position on top of Mr. Tuttle's desk? Remember when Slater forced that crusty unlubed music flute up your butthole and you told him not to because you had a really bad case of the runs that day? Remember when you started to uncontrollably pass gas and played the flute with your ass? Remember how AC started sniffing the end of the flute and smiled and said he was getting hungry because your smelly farts reminded him of homemade burritos? Remember when you couldn't hold back your bowels any longer and a continuous stream of liquid shit shot straight out of the flute and splashed Slater right in the face? Remember how he opened his mouth real wide and started gulping down your dark watery waste as fast as he could? 24th October 2003 - 01:40:41 AM 5385 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Zack Attack episode on Save by the Bell that was hosted by Casey Kasem? Remember when you guys first began playing in a garage and then made it big and got a record contract and went on tour and got that new manager chick who caused the band to become divided? Remember when she helped Zack's ego become inflated and he went solo as a result? Remember when Slater became a racecar driver and ended up in the hospital and Zack heard about it and dumped the manager chick so he could be by Slater's side? Remember when you showed up and you and Zack and Slater had sweaty unprotected makeup sex back in the garage and then Mr. Belding showed up to find out why nobody had shown up for school in over a year and caught all three of you and personally performed his own version of the 'Zack Attack' on you while covered in maple syrup? I wonder why NBC deleted that scene, I thought it was funny. 14th November 2003 - 03:56:55 PM 5733 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that Saved by the Bell episode where there was an upcoming dance and everybody wore plastic hearts around their neck with their names on them & placed them around the neck of whomever it was they were taking to the dance? Remember how you helped Zack make a copy of a Beach Boy tape full of subliminal messages that he was going to use to get Kelly to like him? Remember when the tape was passed around and ended up in the hands of Mr. Belding and he played it over the PA system and it made everybody in the school fall in love with Zack? Remember when in the hallway you saw Slater take his plastic heart and place it around Zack's neck and you were jealous because you wanted to wear Slater's heart instead? Remember how your eyes began to water and you could feel a lump forming in your throat as you started to become emotional over what you were witnessing? Remember how you became so emotional that it caused your chronic diarrhea to act up and before you knew it, your pimply little butthole had sprayed a surprisingly large amount of extremely watery shit onto the back of your bright rainbow colored pants? Remember how warm & runny it was as it ran down the back of your legs, causing streak stains to form down your pants? Remember how you had to wrap a really long & thick sweater around your waist to hide the very dark shit stains that had completely soaked all the way through the back of your pant legs? Remember how completely soiled your once white socks became and the inside of your shoes became soaked & mushy? Remember how you had to walk around like that for the rest of the day, heartbroken & smelling like your own incredibly foul bodily waste which everybody you walked by could smell? Remember when you walked by Mr. Belding in the lunchroom and he had the sudden urge to eat his bowl of tapioca pudding out of your ass? Again? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the episode suggestion. 31st October 2003 - 07:51:53 PM 5531 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you guys got summer jobs at that local beach resort called Malibu Sands and worked for that fat Leon Carosi guy? Remember when Zack got the hots for the boss' daughter Stacey and you were jealous of her because you wanted Zack all to yourself? Remember how you ran into the comforting (and very muscular) arms of Slater as a result? Remember how Slater forcefully shoved that ripe pineapple up your tight little butthole even though you didn't want him to, but you let him because you were glad to be getting some attention? Remember when AC made you walk around with it shoved up your ass for a whole day & then made you eat it afterwards? Remember how constipated you became? Remember when AC then had you drink a whole bottle of ex-lax and told you to let loose your liquified bowels all over his very well tanned chest? Remember when your boss Mr. Carosi caught you licking Slater's chest & hardened nipples clean while in the kitchen freezer? Remember when he joined in too? 30th October 2003 - 04:51:23 PM 5503 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that early SbtB episode when you asked Lisa to the prom and she said she would go with you "when worms have ears!"? Remember how you were visibly going through puberty at the time and your voice had become noticeably deeper? Remember how as Lisa walked away, you noticed Mr. Belding walking by decked out in a brand new suit & tie? Remember how he had a swagger in his walk and you couldn't take your eyes away from his swaying hips & crotch? Remember how confused & conflicted you felt about it when you felt a strange sensation begin to stir in your groin and you slowly followed him as you continued to watch him stroll on down the hall? Remember how less confused & conflicted you felt about it when he bent you over his desk and penetrated you for the very first time, popping your tight brown butt cherry and "breaking" you into his world, a world from which you have never looked back from? Remember when he finally came inside you and you accidentally hit the intercom button and let out a shrill, high-pitched, voice-cracking scream and everybody thought it was the lunch bell? Special thanks to Kurt Steinberg for the support. 02nd November 2003 - 12:02:24 AM 5549 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when you, Zack, & Slater took part in the annual Bayside vs. Valley prank war? Remember when you stole Valley's pitbull mascot and was caught by Mr. Belding playing "dress up" with it in the janitor's closet and tried to pretend it was part of the prank war? Remember when Dan & Stan from Valley kidnapped you, then tied you up inside your tiger suit, took you to the football locker room, cut a hole in the suit's bum, and let the ENTIRE football team take turns doing you up the butt for 25 cents a turn? Remember how you could feel all of their warm & gooey cum leaking from your sore, stretched anus down onto your thighs and still-hairless ballsac? Remember when you asked if they could take of the tiger head so you could breathe easier and when they did, the entire football team had gathered around you & proceeded to blow their loads all over your head & face all at once? Remember how you tried your best to lap it all up like the hungry little cum guzzler that you are? 04th November 2003 - 12:38:58 AM 5570 : Remember when... Hey Screech, remember that SbtB episode when a new girl showed up at Bayside and both Zack & Slater had the hots for her and competed with each other for her love? Remember when the tension escalated and they actually got into a fist fight in the hallway? Remember how jealous you were of the new girl and you wished that it was you Zack & AC were fighting over? Remember when Belding showed up wearing that really crappy toupee and attempted to break up the fight? Remember how all 3 of their bodies became an erotic mishmash of rubbing body torsos & limbs as they each attempted to pull each other off of the other? Remember how their groins bumped & grinded into each other as they continued to wrestle in the middle of the hallway in front of all the other watching students? Remember the noticeable erections they had? Remember how you wished you were a part of that 3-way tango? Remember how, without thinking, you tried to work your way into the homoerotic mass of struggling men and attempted to grope their crotches and Belding, Zack, & Slater, although noticeably aroused by your actions, stopped fighting & pretended to act shocked because you were doing this in front of the other students in the hall? Remember how ashamed & embarrassed you felt about it as Belding acted mad and escorted you, Zack, & AC straight to the detention room? Remember how that feeling of shame & embarrassment washed away as they all took turns giving you a golden shower in the detention room and you felt all of their hardened pre-cum dripping cocks rub & grind into the bare flesh of your scrawny face & chest as you vigorously jerked off with Belding's toupee? Special thanks to Gwando & Leaky Ass Queer for the support. |
| 10th August 2004 - 02:14:35 AM |
| 9594 : Happy goLucky |
| Now that was the shit. |
| 10th August 2004 - 02:41:59 AM |
| 9595 : Leaky Ass Queer |
| My cock just exploded. |
| 10th August 2004 - 04:22:18 AM |
| 9596 : |
| Ah yes.....queer tales from back when this guestbook used to kick total ass!! |
| 10th August 2004 - 06:00:55 AM |
| 9597 : Lustin |
| Oh, those were the days...i remember losing many a load to the 'Remember When...' guy's depraved anecdotes. It brings a tear to my jap's eye. And now, now who do we have? Fucking Ugoff?!? Fuck that shit! |
| 10th August 2004 - 08:50:36 AM |
| 9598 : |
| diamond, is it true that you like to shit all over that guy's (messgae 9590) lawn? what a waste. your feces should be saved for the faces of your special friends/ |
| 10th August 2004 - 10:49:19 AM |
| 9599 : |
| Dustin: penis |
| 10th August 2004 - 11:09:11 AM |
| 9600 : Nikki 15 |
| erm.......wots wiv evry1 writting essays on here? SADDOS!!!!!! |
| 10th August 2004 - 11:11:21 AM |
| 9601 : |
| booyakasha! |
| 10th August 2004 - 11:29:44 AM |
| 9602 : Ugoff |
| Please. I heat unraveled coat hangers on the stove and brand Dustin Diamond's initials on the penis of every retarded boy I kidnap for hot, slobbery Down Syndrome sex. |
| 10th August 2004 - 12:28:32 PM |
| 9603 : Jenkins |
| Have the yanks just discovered Ali G then? Welcome to UK television 5 years ago! |
| 10th August 2004 - 12:35:46 PM |
| 9604 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 10th August 2004 - 12:36:55 PM |
| 9605 : S!CK B0Y |
| Funny, Jenkins. We're a little behind and extremely stupid. Ali G. is my homeboy, though. |
| 10th August 2004 - 01:03:14 PM |
| 9606 : Ugoff |
| Please. I molest devoloping fetuses while they're still in their mother's womb. The soft moist flesh tissue is just so exciting. At first it was only boys above ten. Then five. Then two. One day, during a horrible traffic accident, my arm became lodged in a pregnant woman's vagina. She seemed to still be in shock or dead. Either way, I could do my dirty business with that sweet little unborn glory hole. Please. |
| 10th August 2004 - 01:19:11 PM |
| 9607 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |