| 16th August 2004 - 07:29:56 PM |
| 9728 : Marcia |
| I meant 'concerning,' not 'conserning.' Please excuse my haste. Marcia (Spelled with a period at the end to signify my period). |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:42:54 PM |
| 9729 : DE@D B0Y! |
| A question for Diamond about the state-of-the-art Secreech anal stimulator (psot!!!1 9715). On the back it says: "Screech considers Zack his best friend, although most of the time Zack takes advantage of him." I had no idea the relationships between the young closet homosexuals of SBTB were so nuanced! Dustin, why do you allow other men to walk all over you just because they're blond and popular like Zack? They're only using you. They see you only as a peice of kosher meat they can shoot wads at. I think Lustin would be a more caring, nurturing lover. He'll respect you and support you and make your asshole look like a giant, frothy pink cavern teeming with biohazardous gay wasteage. |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:08:10 PM |
| 9730 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:34:54 PM |
| 9731 : gayboy |
| screech, where can i buy one of your dolls? i find it very erotic that zach takes advantage of you. does he trick you into giving your ass to him>? |
| 16th August 2004 - 11:42:50 PM |
| 9732 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:18:40 AM |
| 9733 : |
| Screech: “Don’t worry about Becky, Zack. She’s where the oil can’t hurt her now." SHUT UP MORON!! YES IT CAN, DOUCEBAG!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:47:14 AM |
| 9734 : HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORN |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORNë |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:57:01 AM |
| 9735 : negro |
| ooohhhh baaa deeee!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:12:44 AM |
| 9736 : Anwar Sadat |
| From the AP: San Francisco, CA: Former child actor Dustin Diamond has been arrested and charged with indecency with a minor, posession of a controlled substance, and posession of child pornography. The actor, best known as the character "Screech" from the high school situation comedy "Saved by the Bell," refused to address reporters, saying only, "This is not a crime. This is completely natural and dates back to the Greeks. I am being persecuted." Bail has been set at ,000. |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:37:01 AM |
| 9737 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, I have seen a lost episode. It's the prom one where you want to take a man as your date to prom, but the Bayside is pretty uptight about homosexuality. All your friends rally around you and protest, Belding allows you to bring your date. The whole gang is having a good time at the dance, when your date suggests going up to his hotel room he rented. At first you laugh and think he is joking, but soon it sets in that tonight could be your night of losing all that's important to you. You play hard to get and ask him for a drink. He comes back with a drink, but it happens to be laced. You get real tipsey and he takes you up to his room. Once there, we don't get to see what happens, but Zack and Slater get worried and come to look for you, they hears moans coming from a room and bust in to find your date banging you like no tomarrow. He looks startled and Zacl and Slater beat the shit out of him and call the cops. He is arrested for rape, and you become a battered victim of sex crimes.End of part 1 |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:44:23 AM |
| 9738 : Gay Zack |
| Part 2. Zack and Slater go over to your house to comfort you. They talk about your feelings and you all share a good cry together. Soon after you all group hug. Zack reaches over and pats your ass. You gaze into his eyes and you soon start kissing, while Slater pulls your zubaz down and begins licking your ass. once you are all lube with his saliva, Zack inserts his penis in you. You jump and wimper a little from the girth of his massive cock. A hot 15 minute sex scene takes place. After you all sit around at Max's talking about date rape. After the episode ends it cuts to you sitting in the library. You do a public service announcment on date rape and you give hotline of people to talk to. Best episode ever - you deal with a serious issue. |
| 17th August 2004 - 11:03:14 AM |
| 9739 : OLDER MATURE PORN SITES OLDER MATURE PORN SITES |
| ß OLDER MATURE PORN SITES OLDER MATURE PORN SITESë |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:29:00 PM |
| 9740 : Chachi |
| Screechamania is running wild. I just saw a preview on TV for Tyson vs. Diamond coming in October to showtime. Fuckin sweet. I heard that the the winner is going on to fight Joey Buttafuoco in an "ass match" whatever that means! DA CHACH |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:36:07 PM |
| 9741 : Cobra |
| Did anyone ever see the SBTB episode where the gang heads to tiajuana and the guys get thrown into a mexican prison? If I remember right Slater was at home eating refried beans and taking advantage of little screechy! Anyone else remember this episode? |
| 17th August 2004 - 05:12:15 PM |
| 9742 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 17th August 2004 - 06:05:11 PM |
| 9743 : Michael Jackson |
| Hi Kids! |
| 17th August 2004 - 06:33:09 PM |
| 9744 : |
| Michael Jackson - I want you to "BEAT IT" in front of me. shoot your load in my face and let out a scream. Than we can climb your tree at the Neverland Ranch where you will fondle me and stick your little nose up my ass. Than we will have a slumber party in your bedroom and we can have some real fun. |
| 17th August 2004 - 07:28:18 PM |
| 9745 : Tucker Max |
| Dustin, keep up the good work. I toss off to your website all the time. |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:50:19 PM |
| 9746 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Oh, I know what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to say it. Why am I putting myself through such misery and lust? You probably figure that between being reduced to the state of a bedridden seed planter, the miscarriages of the quintuplets, sextuplets, triplets, and conjoined twins, and the crib death of the two sets of twins that I actually carried to term, that I’d be ready to throw in the towel and accept the notion that some people are just not meant to have kids. But you don’t understand cause you just haven't a clue. It’s not that I merely want a baby; I NEED to have a baby even if I'm a lesbian. And besides, I just know that all those babies I’ve had and lost are all happy in heaven right now with their hearts full of love for their mummy who got them there even though I was on drugs all the time. And that includes the Siamese sisters whose bodies I keep in that jar on the mantle and the baby born without a brain, now wrapped in tinfoil and kept in my freezer. I don’t know how to explain it, but my body and soul are telling me that I should have a child of my own and feel at least some guy's jizz when it blasts into my cavity. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I know how great a mom I would be. I mean, considering how much I learned from the shortcomings of my own crummy, uncaring parents and those religious studies courses I took in college before dropping out to take that job at the bank where I met Steve, who shared me with his boyfriends and they all fucked me, I firmly believe I’d have a lot to offer a creation of my own flesh and blood and goo. |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:00:10 PM |
| 9747 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember the time when you, Zack, Kelly, Slater, and Jessie all attended the "Murder Mystery" weekend? Remember when you opened the door to the house and the butler scared you so much that you jumped into the warm and comforting arms of Slater? Remember when you had that huge "white man's afro" because you wanted your head to look like a large version of Slater's hairy left nut? Remember when the piano player was killed and you took it upon yourself to unmask the murderer, so you dressed up as Sherlock Holmes? Remember how you smoked a pipe in a pathetic attempt to resemble the famous detective? Remember when Mr. Jamison told you, Zack, and Lisa that the game was over and that you should come to his office for free vouchers for next week's murder mystery? Remember when Zack and Lisa suggested the you go to Mr. Jamison's office by yourself to get the vouchers? Remember when there was a power outage at the time and you couldn't see anything when you got to Mr. Jamison's office? Remember when you fumbled around in the dark until you heard Lisa from the corner of the room and she told you she finally wanted to go out with you? Remember how you excited you were and how you immediately pitched a tent? Remember when Lisa told you to drop your pants because she wanted to warm you up? Remember how weird it felt when you stuck something in your butt and when you asked what it was, she said it was an unlubed dildo? Remember the strange sensations you felt as this went on for several minutes? Remember how confused you were when Lisa removed the dildo and how you heard a deep voice moan and then felt warm liquid spraying all over your back? Remember when the power came back on and you discovered that Mr. Belding had been buttslamming you the entire time and Lisa had helped him to trick you? Remember what a good laugh all of you had because hey, it really was a good practical joke? Remember how much less funny you thought it was 6 months later when the crabs that Mr. Belding gave you that night were finally eradicated? Mr. Belding got you good that time! |