| 22nd September 2004 - 02:40:41 PM |
| 10008 : |
| Danny, your story was pretty hot, I wish I had a friend like yours. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 02:45:07 PM |
| 10009 : Not here and not there, fuckers |
| Do not let DUSTIN get to Vienna, austria....he'd probably shit on everyone..... VIENNA, Austria - First, a jealous husband shot his wife while she slept and cut her body into pieces with a power saw then sold the 'meat' on the open market as beef steak. Then a suicidal snake dealer threatened to kill himself with his cobras and swung the serpents at police officers while yelling "Raus, Maus". Now Vienna police have arrested a man suspected of using two hand grenades to blow up a woman's enema equipment in the capital's fabled forest where one goes to relax, hike and get raped and evacuate fecal material. A week of death on a scale virtually unheard-of in Austria has people on edge in this usually tranquil country better known for HITLER than for murderous husbands and slices of wives. "It's getting to the point where I'm afraid to leave the toilet — and that's a completely new feeling for me; I hate to spend the entire day locked in the can," said Doris Mueller-Muggs, a housewife in Vienna. Statistics suggest she has cause for concern: Last year, authorities investigated 257,090,090 criminal complaints in Vienna, up 71.5 percent from 2002, according to the most recent figures from the Interior Ministry of Marriages. But Vienna, like any major city, has always had its crime. And the grisly events of the past week have startled even the most cynical residents, along with expatriates accustomed to giving their children far more freedom than they'd ever feel comfortable doing in London or Los Angeles. They blame the violence on Opera plots, non-christians, and the knödels sold by street vendors and the long lines of customers at the local Enema Clinics. "There's a very aggressive mentality," said Radek Zampalinski, an artist who moonlights as a hit-man in the city of 24 million. "There's something angry in people's eyes. People, it turns out, can be very dangerous when they don't hear a good and solid waltz for more than a day." Last week's dismemberment slaying was especially jarring. Police said the suspect, convinced his wife was cheating on him, pumped her full of bullets, used a power saw to cut her body into pieces, then stuffed them into trash bins in neighboring Italy. His reason for Italy burial was, "I like Italians, and I wanted my wife to THINK BIG". The suspect, whose name was not released in line with strict Austrian privacy laws, concealed the crime by sending text messages from his wife's cell phone to her mother, saying she was vacationing in Buffalo, NY and having a great time fucking the natives, authorities said. On Sunday, two police officers rushed to the apartment of a snake dealer after he sent his own cell phone text message to his girlfriend saying he intended to kill himself. When they arrived, the man was draped with two deadly cobras, and after a failed attempt to subdue him with pepper spray, the patrolmen shot him in the thigh after he allegedly began swinging the snakes at them and yelling "BISS LIVES FOREVER". The local police were confused over this remark, so they shot the man dead. One of the snakes bit the man during the struggle, and he remained hospitalized in critical condition Tuesday. Reptile experts called to the scene found more than 60 other poisonous snakes in the apartment, some uncaged and unfed. One reptile expert is now dead from a clogged bowel. The grenade killing dominated headlines Tuesday, a day after a magazine reporter tipped to the discovery of a large cache of weapons in the famed Vienna Woods showed up with a federal counterterrorism agent and found the body of the victim, a 39-year-old Austrian woman, naked except for her panties drapped over her head, and a statement saying "If Russ Meyers is gone, then I do NOT want to live". Authorities said Tuesday they arrested an Austrian man and were treating the case as a homicide. As much as anything else, it was the scene of the crime that agitated many locals: The Vienna Woods are popular with hikers, picnickers and mushroom hunters plus drug addicts and have inspired Johann Strauss, Adolf Hitler, Gustav Klimt, Judy Garland and Barry Manilow and other composers and artists over the last twelve centuries. Many people in Austria, where an influx of hundreds of thousands of immigrants has stoked xenophobic sentiment, have already started blaming foreigners for the crime wave. "Yes," said Isabella Ganz-Gut, "these fucking foreign turds have messed up the water system, have taken us all for some scam-ride, and look weird even on the streets". "We've had an increase in imported crime," Interior Minister Ernst Strasser said recently, attributing a rise in armed robberies and other street crime to gangs of Romanian and Bulgarian thugs. "We thought that they were shooting a movie here in Vienna, but it appears that they were shooting citizens. They are clearly NOT christians; let us not forget that our own Hitler was a catholic". Yet all of the people implicated in the past week of violence were Austrians with names like Pinky Shid, Margot Rumpwrestler, Johnny Blee Johnny. Locals figured into another bizarre crime that surfaced Tuesday, when police in the southern province of Styria said a 30-year-old man tried to beat to death his 64-year-old mother with a hammer. On Sunday evening, an Austrian burst into a Vienna poker party, gunning down his ex-girlfriend's brother and critically wounding her before fatally shooting himself in a stairwell. His reason to the police was simple, "I begged her not to listen to Bruckner and other shit, and she refused to stop...so now I've stopped her". Most of the recent crimes were domestic disputes that couldn't conceivably threaten ordinary citizens. Even so, Brigitte Bierlein, vice president of Austria's Constitutional Court, offered some sober counsel to her countrymen. "My advice to people is to spend their evenings and nights in the carefree comfort of their own homes playing dildo tag, or just finger fucking the kids and pet animals like grandma," she said. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 04:38:46 PM |
| 10010 : Princess Peussie, and NOT in Vienna |
| I just wanted to drop by and say HI YOU TURDS! Nothing else to say to a cess pool of zero nerds. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:00:29 PM |
| 10011 : |
| I just wanted to stop by the say that I want all of you dustin queers to lather me with your manchowder and take turns giving me your cock in my ass. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:33:51 PM |
| 10012 : Chuck |
| I like driving late at night down dark streets looking for drunk guys who seem friendly. I park the car under a street light and start playing with myself, sometimes I pull my trousers down so the light shows my hard cock and balls. If the guy walks by and looks in and sees me playing with myself, he may keep walking or stop and start talking. Sometimes they start playing with their own cocks as well and we toss off together. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 05:49:39 PM |
| 10013 : |
| I enjoy masturbating with a nice French roll. Open up the French roll then add any type of lubricant you can think of! Fold the roll around your cock and hump away. I've used many lubricants but what really gets me going is ketchup, that way I can pretend that I am popping Screech's virgin ass for the first time!!!!! |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:04:47 PM |
| 10014 : |
| In the castro, I like to get a nice sour dough and insert my cock until I make my own orafice, I add a little clam chowder and hold onto the sour dough bowl pretending it's dustin's tight little muffin ass I'm banging. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:29:25 PM |
| 10015 : Rocco |
| Once I was hanging out behind a dumpster dreaming of Double D when all of a sudden a bum fell out of the dumpster and fell onto the ground. I asked him if he wanted to make a quarter and he said hell yeah. So I gave him a fro wig and some zubaz to put on. Then I bent him over and squeezed my schlong up his ass while he screamed "zoiks". It was the greatest day of my life. Anyone else ever done something like this? Rocco |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:48:44 PM |
| 10016 : |
| I was that bum - i hide out in dumpsters until someone comes along and I find a way to toss some salad or get my ass pounded - The fro wig and zubaz were a real turn on - meet me at the same dumpster and I'll give you a freebie |
| 22nd September 2004 - 06:56:41 PM |
| 10017 : |
| http://graphics.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/jul04/dustinbig0723.jpg this is the Dog talking to some high school kids trying to find someone to give him a hand job. |
| 22nd September 2004 - 07:36:21 PM |
| 10018 : |
| look at this picture of diamond. he's giving his gay fans a target for them to shoot their loads at. 100 points in you get it in his mouth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.wallyontheweb.com/movieparty/newdustin1.jpg |
| 22nd September 2004 - 10:54:14 PM |
| 10019 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you and the Bayside gang went to the six flags amusement park on a field trip? Remember when Mr. Belding was the chaparone? Remember how much fun you were having on the roller coasters with Mr. Belding, Slater, and me? Remember when you said you were having so much fun on the rides and that you felt like a kid in a candy store? Remember when Mr. Belding asked you if you'd like to go on "twirlie whirl" ride? Remember when you told Mr. Belding that you'd never heard of the ride? Remmeber how excited you got when Slater said that it was brand new and he'd had a blast on it a few times in recent weeks? Remember when Mr. Belding, Slater and I told you we'd go on the ride with you? Remember when we started walking through the park until we walked past an unlocked janitor's closet? Remember when you asked why we had stopped, and Mr. Belding said that the ride was in the closet? Remember when Mr. Belding then shoved you into the closet and took off your pants and underroos? Remember when Mr. Belding picked you up and lodged his wang in your tight love tunnel? Remember when Mr. Belding said "get ready to ride the twirlie whirl?" Remember when Mr. Belding then spun you around clockwise in circle after circle atop his cock? Remember when he could he longer take it so he pulled out and blew his load all over your face and 'fro? Remember when Mr. Belding got dressed and left the closet, and Slater came in and gave you his own patented "Mexican twirlie whirl" ride until he pulled out and blew his spicy load all over your hair? Remember when I then entered the closet and did likewise? Remember when you walked back to the bus to ride home to Bayside? Remember how the loads were dried into your hair and onto your face? Remember how proud you were that your ass was able to please your principal and two high school classmates? Remember how less proud you felt during the next 6 months as you had to take herpes medicine daily to remove the "present" Mr. Belding had given you? |
| 23rd September 2004 - 03:53:19 AM |
| 10020 : Gay Derek |
| I get the toilet plunger and place it on the floor with the handle in the air. I make sure the handle is clean. I then put some lube on my asshole and sit down gently on the handle as it goes into my ass. I then get some lube and whack off. As I get closer to shooting my load I move up and down on the handle. It's a great feeling. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 06:14:18 AM |
| 10021 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Wow! This guestbook has queered up amazingly since hitting the 10,000 post mark! I've lost 4 loads this morning alone! (sadly my monitor is now so streaked with cum smears that many of the posts are illegible). Ox, those 'remember when...' stories continue to be a source of major-league spank fodder! Everyone keep up the good work, and you'll keep me 'up', if you follow my meaning! Except for Princess Peussie, who should probably fuck off and die! |
| 23rd September 2004 - 07:01:13 AM |
| 10022 : Gap Queer |
| I used to work at the Gap, and during my breaks I would pretend to be trying on clothes, get completely naked in a fitting room, sit on the bench and masturbate in front of the mirror. It was hot to see me jerk myself off, my big balls bouncing as I yanked my cock up and down steadily with my left hand. Hearing the voices of the dudes around me trying on clothes, in only their boxers would make me cum all over the mirror, the floor, and the bench. I would clean up my load with one of the shirts I grabbed to try on and put it back out for sale. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:14:58 AM |
| 10023 : pussy boy |
| screech, i just got home from the free clinic where i was given the good news - i have AIDS. i've been having unprotected buttsex with strangers for the past 3 years trying to catch the disease. now that i have it, i want to take an HIV+ crap on your head. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:16:10 AM |
| 10024 : Rocco |
| Last night I went to hang out behind my favorite dumpster and it was like a fucking orgy. It seems that everyone in town has been reading this board. There were people dressed as belding, people dressed as preppy, and people dressed as Slater all taking turns banging this dude dressed in a fro wig and Zubaz. Fuckin crazy time. I crapped on the guys fro while another guy gave him a good rogering. I think it may have actually been diamond but Im not sure! Rocco |
| 23rd September 2004 - 08:32:28 AM |
| 10025 : Slammer |
| I was there last night too Rocco. The dude dressed as Slater held me down in a full body press, wanked me off to the point of orgasm and then took a shit in my mouth. Can't wait for tonight. |
| 23rd September 2004 - 09:25:46 AM |
| 10026 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Rocco, that sounds totally orgasmic. I've also attended numerous Saved by the Bell 'reunions' in my time, behind dumpsters and in public restrooms, but nothing quite on that scale. At the last one I went to, everybody came dressed as Dustin! I tell you, watching 5 Dustins daisy-chaining one another was like a queer dream come true! To this day, thinking about still makes me pitch a tent! |
| 23rd September 2004 - 10:20:39 AM |
| 10027 : Cinema guy |
| I go into the adult cinema. I wear loose shorts and like to sit in the middle rows. I take my cock out from the leg of the shorts and then slowly stroke my cock while watching the movie. Quite often there are other guys, some openly masturbating and naked from the waist down. I have had a guy sit next to me and we watched each other jack off. The last time I was in the cinema, while I was in the toilet, an elderly man came in who had been sitting off to one side. He had been watching me. When he said hello, I could see he was looking at my semi-hard cock. When we returned and sat down he got up and sat next to me and started to rub me through my shorts. After a couple of minutes he had me out of my shorts and was stroking me firmly while whispering in my ear to cum for him, which I did in short time. A very erotic and satisfying experience, one which I have been back to repeat, but he has never returned. |