| 28th September 2004 - 05:51:48 PM |
| 10088 : Zammy |
| I love Dustin soooo much. He is soooo cute. I could just gobble him up. Do you think he even knows I exist? I hope soooo! Cause he's just sooooo gorgeous. I would definatly do him. Really, I would! |
| 28th September 2004 - 06:26:33 PM |
| 10089 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 28th September 2004 - 06:35:11 PM |
| 10090 : Trini Lopez |
| Dear dff@yahoo.com, you're the kind of guy who probably shoves corn-cobs up his asshole and then licks the shit off of them afterwards. You can lick my sack, you goddammned, faggot-fuckin', shit-sucking, ass-lickin', kunt-faced, baby-raping bitch-hole!!! Get the hell out of here you sick fuck, before I rip off your head and shit down your neck, you piss-lickin' fuckhole!!! Have a nice day. |
| 28th September 2004 - 10:28:40 PM |
| 10091 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you stayed after school to do your homework? Remember how yearbooks were passed out that day? Remember when you pitched a tent when you saw Slater's picture in the yearbook? Remember when you walked into the bathroom, sat down in a stall, pulled out your tiny penis and started stroking? Remember how when you were done, you took a huge crap in the toliet? Remember when you flushed the toilet and your shit and toilet paper had clogged up the toilet? Remember when the toilet overflowed? Remember when the Slater, who was working part-time as a janitor, had to clean up the mess? Remember when Slater walked into the bathroom and became enraged when he saw you? Remember when he got pissed when he realized that you caused the mess he was going to have to clean up? Remember when he kicked you in the chin and you fell on the ground, landing in the dirty toilet water from the toilet you had just overflowed? Remember how you were saving money at the time to purchase gay porn, so you hadn't cut your hair in months and it had become a huge and poofy 'white man's afro?' Remember when Slater said he'd teach you a lesson and then tore off your pants and purple g-string? Remember when he unscrewed the mop head from the mop handle? Remember when he stuck the mop handle in your unlubed butt and flipped you upside down? Remember when he mopped up your piss and shit with your poofy hair while the mop handle was lodged up your butt? Remember when Slater was done, and he threw you into the hallway even though you didn't have any pants on at the time? Remember how pissed your mom was when you came home with dried up chunks of shit stuck in your hair? You were grounded for a week! |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:11:31 PM |
| 10092 : Ugoff\'s Lover |
| I want to have your baby, Ugoff!!!!!!!! |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:37:19 PM |
| 10093 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Gay Zack, nice work with the Amazon.com reviews. I can't believe those slipped past their censors! I lost a load while reading them. I'll have to rent the "Purple People Eater," per your recommendation. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 28th September 2004 - 11:49:53 PM |
| 10094 : |
| Vanilla Ice Ice Ice Baby Lyrics Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby All right stop, Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo - I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle. Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it or leave it, You better gain way You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin' Quick to the point, to the point no faking I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them if they're not quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a cymbal And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5. 0 With my ragtop down so my hair can blow The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi Did you stop? No - I just drove by Kept on pursuing to the next stop I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo - so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine Reading for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine - All I heard were shells Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, You know what I mean They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the bass sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my style's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept We make it hype and you want to step with this Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn" If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo - I'll solve it! Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it. Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla Yo man - Let's get out of here! Word to your mother! Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold |
| 29th September 2004 - 07:23:17 AM |
| 10095 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Gay Zack, those reviews are really something! Rainbow pride! Here's the URL for ease of reference - http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A1P0G1GA2XXJUI/ref=cm_cr_auth/102-1046376-7386541 I once tried reviewing a SBTB DVD but the fascists chopped out all of the interesting parts of my review where I made reference to some 'missing' episodes! Keep it queer!!! |
| 29th September 2004 - 09:43:57 AM |
| 10096 : markus |
| Sorry about those DUSTIN comments....just kidding, but here's what I've been up to: just wanted to tell you about this past weekend. went up to the family cabin - in NNW Jersey - with dad, uncle b, and my 2 cousins. (first, i gotta tell you, i was horny as hell all last week - my cock was hard and oozing precum so much that all my underwear have cum stains. i had the worst time in the locker room and showers, but managed to be okay and keep it a under control enought to not get myself in trouble. i got off at home every night, but couldn't get enough.) okay, we went up there on friday night, and i had one goal, to get as much cock as possible. as soon as dad and i got there and got the cabin lit up and a fire in the fireplace, (it was chilly last weekend in the pocono area at night) we got showered and as usual wore nothing more than our skin. dad sat back on the couch and let me give him a long slow blow job while he played with my asshole - opening me up for what he knew i wanted. we both refrained from cumming, and about 1/2 hour later the other dudes arrived. my cousins bobby and keith, and uncle bill were a good sight to see, as i new that meant more dick for me. and they seemed ready to go from the smiles on their faces and the quick slip of the finger uncle bill gave me immediately. they all went and freshened up from the ride, and dad had me bent over the couch with a small dildo in my ass when they returned from the bedrooms. uncle bill took advantage of the position and popped his cock in my mouth, while bobby got on dads cock, and keith got on my cock. that was too much, and i shot my load in his mouth. but - being young and horny, was still hard. dad pulled out the dildo and shoved his spit lubed cock in my waiting hole, and the others positioned their cocks at my mouth. taking turns. dad popped his nut into me with his cock shooting the last drops onto my open hole as he pulled out. bobby took his place, pounding my ass like a madman. while dad was urging him on. my hole was buzzing with the vibrations of the thrusts, when bobby pulled out and sprayed his jizz all over my hole and down my exposed balls. his cock still hard, he stepped aside and let his brother have me while he stroked himself toward a new load. keith pounded me too. his cock is a little bigger than the rest, and was pushing me to orgasm without my cock being touched. my dick leaked like a faucet and finally my dad got under it to help me pop. keith plowed in deep and shot a load when my cock began to unload and my hole pulsated. uncle bill held his cock in my throat and pumped his big load down my throat. afterwards, we layed around, cleaned up, ate. and went to sleep. i woke up when uncle bill got horny and decided it was his turn for my hole. we left on Sunday evening, after 2 days of fun intermingled with just hanging out, and my dick was leaking precum again yesterday. i guess i am just hornier than i have ever been before. MARKUS |
| 29th September 2004 - 09:45:39 AM |
| 10097 : Dustin Diamond |
| People please. Stop spamming, i am a serious artist, i deserve serious posts. If you guys want to act like kids just watch reruns of saved by the bell instead of posting your nonsense here. Warm regards to my fans, Love, dustin |
| 29th September 2004 - 01:10:37 PM |
| 10098 : Mary |
| Dustin is hot. |
| 29th September 2004 - 01:46:31 PM |
| 10099 : Rocco |
| Gay Zack, I loved your reviews on amazon. If you were here right now Id give you a reach around! On another note who the fuck put the lyrics to a vanilla ice song on the board. HORSESHIT! The only thing good about vanilla ice would be to take a nice shit and use his hair to wipe my ass with! Last night was decent. All the rain here in the southeast created a some nice flooding. My queer friends and I all created an outdoor male bathhouse in a drainage pond! I blasted SBTB from my car speakers while we frolicked in the water. I was dissapointed that only one "Screech" made the scene. Im going to my favorite dumpster tonight behind the local 7-11. Cant wait to see you all there. ROCCO |
| 29th September 2004 - 02:08:56 PM |
| 10100 : robyn |
| i wanna have a three way with dustin and vanilla ice! yum! |
| 29th September 2004 - 04:01:36 PM |
| 10101 : bucket_of_nines |
| Hi, Iyam Jonathon (remember?). I am big screech fan from tehn days of yore. I was once jack off to kelly kapowski in a episode were she is a in a bathing suit! omgomgomg I am jack off so much always to savt by then bell whence I am an younger pepple. Allways I am locks mine bedgroome door and jack off while am watch a episodes, I am scream and mine mom says JONATHON WHY DOES U SCREAM SO MUCH WHEN YOURT DOOR IS LOCKED! I am say mom quit talks to me, I am lose mine moments! and then screech was come down onto television and make me not have ejaculation, I HATE U SCREECH SON OF BITCH HORSE FUCKER! |
| 29th September 2004 - 04:07:52 PM |
| 10102 : bucket_of_nines |
| Hi, Iyam Jonathon (remember?). I am big screech fan from tehn days of yore. I was once jack off to kelly kapowski in a episode were she is a in a bathing suit! omgomgomg I am jack off so much always to savt by then bell whence I am an younger pepple. Allways I am locks mine bedgroome door and jack off while am watch a episodes, I am scream and mine mom says JONATHON WHY DOES U SCREAM SO MUCH WHEN YOURT DOOR IS LOCKED! I am say mom quit talks to me, I am lose mine moments! and then screech was come down onto television and make me not have ejaculation, I HATE U SCREECH SON OF BITCH HORSE FUCKER! |
| 29th September 2004 - 04:28:48 PM |
| 10103 : dingleberry |
| Everybody who has signed this guestbook sucks on gooey lumps of there mommies diarreah |
| 29th September 2004 - 04:51:23 PM |
| 10104 : Baggy Billy |
| I'm loving your reviews on Amazon Gay Zack, well done on bringing the message of queer Double Dog fans to the general public. At this rate, Diamond won't be able to ignore his queer fanbase much longer and he'll be playing in gay clubs soon! Hopefully he'll start doing impromptu secret gigs which are only announced here, at venues like the disused parking lot behind my local K-mart by the bins, and also on the well known glory hole circuit. I had a glory hole experience last night. The dude's cock had really extravagant bushy pubes, similar to an afro, and I swear I caught a glimpse of brightly colored Zubaz pants when I was blowing him! His cock tasted of Tacos and mens saliva! When his load eventually spilled out of his thin circumcised dick he shouted "zoiks!" and ran away crying! Do you think that might have been Diamond himself? |
| 29th September 2004 - 10:26:09 PM |
| 10105 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode when you took swimming for your gym class at Bayside? Remember when Slater and Zack kept teasing you because you didn't know how to swim? Remember when you were struggling to tread water in the 8-foot deep end of the pool? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom came up behind you and kept grabbing your butt and sticking his thumb up your ass? Remember when Zack swum in front of you and started slugging you in the genetals? Remember how much your nuts hurt when he hit them for the tenth time? Remember when Slater came up behind you and whispered in your ear that he wanted you to meet him in the jacuzzi after class? Remember how excited you became, because you'd had a cruch on him ever since you first laid eyes on his smelly Mexican package while taking a shower during the previous semester's gym class? Remember when you instantly pitched a tent, but felt an intense pain in your groin due to Zack's punches? Remember when class ended and you walked into the training room and saw that the jacuzzi was already turned on? Remember how you couldn't see the bottom of the water because the jets were on full blast? Remember when you got naked and jumped in the water? Remember when you felt another leg in the pool and felt two strong hands groping you? Remember how glad you were that Slater had surprised you by hiding in the jacuzzi and waiting for you? Remember when you felt Slater's cock pound away at you? Remember when Slater blew his load? Remember when Slater pulled you under the water and took a shit in your mouth? Remember when you struggled to stand up and were going to yell at Slater until you realized that it had been Mr. Belding in the jacuzzi with you the entire time? Remember how shamed you felt and your eyes started to well up with tears? Remember when Slater walked in the room and your eyes stopped welling up with tears when Slater started giving you a golden shower? Remember when Slater's urine washed away your tears? |
| 29th September 2004 - 11:03:38 PM |
| 10106 : nutty |
| screech, did you post the vanilla ice song here? did you hang out with him when you were both stars? |
| 29th September 2004 - 11:31:58 PM |
| 10107 : rocky |
| yo tommy i didn't heare no bell. one more round! |