| 27th October 2004 - 07:39:02 PM |
| 10628 : |
| just re-reading some reviews for the SBTB dvds on amazon. for the first and second seasons, all of the queer reviews are in a row going down the page. |
| 27th October 2004 - 08:36:37 PM |
| 10629 : Gay Ox |
| Duh! Me gay Ox? Ox like scat! Ox want Screech take off Zubaz and we roll around each other's poo! Ox want threesome with Screech, small retarded boy. Then Hot Lunch. Hot Lunch good! Ox want take Slater mullet then Ox shoot cum in it! Cum good! |
| 27th October 2004 - 08:45:54 PM |
| 10630 : reinshin42 |
| hi avril since i saw you fisrt in the tv singing complicated there i realize how much to be a rocker |
| 27th October 2004 - 09:04:22 PM |
| 10631 : Dustin Diamond |
| I molest children! |
| 27th October 2004 - 10:24:43 PM |
| 10632 : Children |
| Oh shit, dude! Let's get the fuck out of here! |
| 27th October 2004 - 10:40:21 PM |
| 10633 : Michael Jackson |
| Run, children! Quickly, hide in my bedroom! |
| 27th October 2004 - 11:18:03 PM |
| 10634 : |
| that's good comedy! |
| 28th October 2004 - 06:03:07 AM |
| 10635 : SWEET TINY GIRLS SEX - NO COMMENT ONLY CRAZY ORGAZ |
| ß SWEET TINY GIRLS SEX - NO COMMENT ONLY CRAZY ORGAZMS SWEET TINY GIRLS SEX - NO COMMENT ONLY CRAZY ORGAZMSë |
| 28th October 2004 - 07:08:13 AM |
| 10636 : ritual abuse |
| dustin, remember the episode where you tried to slip lisa a roofie at the max? remeber how slater noticed you dropping the pill into her cup and switched it with yours when she wasn't looking? well, if you don't remember that, one thing is certain, you definitely dont remember much of anything other than waking up with a bleeding asshole face down alongside a highway the next morning... but believe me, slater and his gang of greasy latinos had a great time with you that night!!!11!! |
| 28th October 2004 - 07:42:31 AM |
| 10637 : Dustin Diamond |
| Hey guys, just wanted to say that I've really enjoyed reading your posts here and on the STPK forum over the last few days (except for the child porn spamming motherfucker, who needs to die). Keep em cumming! - Dusty PS I'm gay |
| 28th October 2004 - 08:39:07 AM |
| 10638 : T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O |
| ß T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) T_O_O_Y_O_U_N_G_E_R_S___F_U_C_K_ (VERY HOT) ë |
| 28th October 2004 - 10:47:47 AM |
| 10639 : |
| dear dustin, you left your buttplug over at my place last week. i have already licked off your chocolate mousse but if you could pick it up that would be great. while your over i can introduce you to my newest buttplug i bought. it ripped me up so bad i couldn't walk at all. looking forward to hurting you. lexington steel |
| 28th October 2004 - 01:13:18 PM |
| 10640 : |
| dustin diamond is the shit . . . he's hot as hell now too (i saw him whoop ass on the celebrity boxing thing). but, one must wonder, where does he live now?? -caryl anne (DepravityofSelf@AOL.com) |
| 28th October 2004 - 01:22:01 PM |
| 10641 : Chachi |
| Chachi here to say that this has gone to far! Containing the freaks in here is bad enough but the Chach will put his size 14 boot down on anyone who posts garbage in the pocketknife board. You have been warned! The chach has been resting up for the fight and has brought the fight right at the freaks and satanists that frequent this board. What was once a good board for little kids has gone bad. But DA CHACH is back to stay and fight for the little ones and their parents. Bush has told me that if reelected his first priority will be to clean up this board! So watch out freaks! DA CHACH IS ON WATCH!!! DA CHACH |
| 28th October 2004 - 02:01:31 PM |
| 10642 : S!CK B0Y |
| Caryl Anne, this is NOT a good place to post your e-mail adress. Also, the man he beat the shit out of (TV's Horschack) was confused and elderly. |
| 28th October 2004 - 03:17:31 PM |
| 10643 : Queer Quiz |
| You are walking down a dark alley, alone, without a weapon. Suddenly and without warning, Screech jumps out at you from behind a dumpster!!! What do you do? |
| 28th October 2004 - 04:17:23 PM |
| 10644 : |
| Dustin, prepare for soon I shall devour your soul. Once I devour your soul, I will shit it out and than I go through the process of separating the shit from your pure soul. Once I have your soul I can mix up a potion that will in fact turn me into dustin diamond, no shit. Please don't fear younf Dustin, you had to have known this would happen sooner or later. Once I become you I will go out and have anal sex with every willing man and boy. I love to devour entrails as well, but I will keep you intact and have you stuffed to sit in my mansion, only you will have a huge erect boner for all my wizard friends to see. |
| 28th October 2004 - 04:55:41 PM |
| 10645 : Chachi, ready to be in love with TURDS |
| For those of you in the CLUB and those of you trying to get in: just don't even think about it. The list is over 600 chicks and guys trying to get membership to the Monkey Cave, and most won't have a chance since they don't know how to eat a pineapple let alone a cherry flavored asshole. The guidelines in the Book of Entry include HAVING SEX WITH LARGE ANIMALS. A stumbling block for you blockheads, but Peussie wrote these rules and trials, and YOU FUCKING know what that means, Turds. Even Mojo dropped his digital camera during the first initiation ceremony ....and so started that infamous fire. But we survive and so does our belief in the Divinity of Jesus and his little cunt-strap of a Mommy, who now knows that HEAVEN awaits even the sinners. Yeh sure! And by the way, if anyone has seen Robert McFerrin, tell him that Maria in his dumb Ass Temple is looking for his Measurement Book of Cocks. She says she lost it at the last orgy. I remain Sincerely yours, Princess Fluff...so down on yer knees little BINDOO BOY, and remember to apply the relish with a sharp knife. SMILES!!!!! |
| 28th October 2004 - 05:15:14 PM |
| 10646 : Maria, DA Cha\'s MAMA \'mit der big teets\' |
| Hello to all of my devotees and worshippers at the Ass Temple: how many decades has it been since you all joined me in the temple and viewed those incredible 400 slides of vaginas presented to us by Grinda Barrett? I loved that presentation and Grinda's comments, in particular the ones about "Look at that happy little smiling cunt, and the way it looks like it's going to laugh"..and the other ones including "And here's a cunt that looks like it's crying a ton of tears and wants to cuddle up next to Daddy". It sure did, Grinda. I think she had correctly done her homework along with Billy Bunny...as that lovely cunt-exhibition has travelled from Kalamazoo to Greeley and back along with the cabaret, one woman (Princess) pianola show of Princess Peussie, travelling the entire back alleys of the USA and singing her little heart out with such classics as the ones she presented at Lima's Monkey Cave: "Rip those Turds from my Heart" and "Don't let Daddy fuck you bad". "Re-fried Dreams" was my Texas country/western fav to be honest. But now with the Bush war taking headlines and Madre Loki headed the patrol to clean up the piles of feces on the waikiki beaches, things are reasonable and we can return to our taxi-runs and our street patrols, hunting down child molesters such as Gordo and Mojo, just smiles to those little offenders and butt eaters. Hoping you all join me for prayer this weekend at the BIG ASS PRAYER MEET in Flint, Michigan. Love that place and love anything to do with Indiana and indians. Smiles again, Turds.....Love to you all, Maria!!! |
| 28th October 2004 - 05:17:37 PM |
| 10647 : My answer for Queer Quiz 10643 |
| Well, seeing as to how I'm AC Slater, naturally I would wrestle my attacker to the ground, all the while grouping his ass and crotch. Once I've pinned Screech down, I would bury my face in his groin and clench his balls in between my teeth until he screams and gives up. Then I would flip him onto his stomach, bind his arms behind his back with his rainbow suspenders, then tear off his precious zubaz and drill my thick spicy manchilada deep between his quivering asscheeks. After ejaculating several loads into his bleeding colon, I would take a dump on his head and piledrive him into the dumpster and, to add insult to injury, use his torn zubaz to wipe my ass and stuff them down his throat! |