| 25th January 2005 - 05:15:59 PM |
| 12113 : Shrimper |
| Now I've heard some shit before but this one is the BESt. Looks like Dustin is riding the tracks again, and you fucking junkies know what I meanby that shit. Read it and puke, kurt!!!!!!!!!!!!! Courage is the most stupid and banal trait a man can have. He who has no erection then he is not a pussy cat or little gerbil. The "stoned courage" of an attack of diahhrea is wonderful. The feeling of having had a good shit in service of a high rollers frees one and lets him charge forward with a full bladder and his brains turned to cow shit. Arrogance bears a foreskin as if he had three scrotums and one delivery boy, and fills his pants with much evacuation. The time one spends sleeping becomes the high point of life. When everything depends on one fart, when one can lose nothing, when one can win everything, life is not worth living. He who has never fucked Dustin in the assholes for a few months, filled with goo and stench, has never fully understood the bullshit of george bush. Alongside "stormy gas leaks" is the "indomitable penis" of those facing hard ons. "FUCKING is great and powerful, but greater still is the person who bears it unshaken even though his asshole is useless from the event." Life is often like a little mirror over the toilet bowl. A princess holds on to it. No one faces a challenge greater than the pain he has been given to shit on the ALTAR OF LOVE. Any abortion overcomes all thoughtless parasites. When one has done all in his power, good luck comes to show him a new way to start a scam and call it RELIGION and help him along, singing a song, my mouth filled with DONG. But it is not really reality or at least I dont' think so. "Resist all sodomites, never give in unless you are paid good money for the fucking, be strong with your dong, calls the army of the trolls." Humor is needed not only by the man, by the soldier, a woman too needs courage but read this SHIT. For the man who just got fucked by anyone in the Dustin KNIFE CLUB, the attack is the greatest goofoff. THe testicles of a man can easily be lowered into another guy's throat. It determines nothing but fun if one simply bites the nuts off of a guy before he can scream, "WOW, let's party!!!" |
| 25th January 2005 - 05:36:36 PM |
| 12114 : Hott Bosco |
| SHRIMPER...that was beautiful man....I loved it...especially that mirror over the toilet stuff...priceless! |
| 25th January 2005 - 05:42:04 PM |
| 12115 : |
| 199 PICTURES OF ROTTING DOGSHIT!!! |
| 25th January 2005 - 06:06:57 PM |
| 12116 : ALTAR OF LOVE (toilet fun) |
| Dear Hot Bosco, THERE is nothing more fun that having a gallon coffee enema while sitting and watching yourself in the mirror over the toilet, wrecks your neck, makes you shit for days. NOW COMBO THAT WITH WHACKING OFF AND SHOOTIN JIZZ ALL OVER THAT DUSTIN DOLLY WITH THE VOODOO PINS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!youve got a winner. |
| 25th January 2005 - 06:18:08 PM |
| 12117 : |
| Peussie, shut the fuck up, for fuck's sake. |
| 25th January 2005 - 06:51:13 PM |
| 12118 : Bishop O\'Boyraper |
| Why hello there, Dustin! I'm Brendan O'Boyraper, one of the Emerald Isle's top Catholics. As such you can be sure that I've had more than my fair share of tight, virgin boy-ass over the years. Ohhh my yes, many's the time I've mercilessly thrust my grizzled, middle-aged episcopal tool into the quivering poop-hole of a 10-year old choir boy. Anyway, I'm always on the lookout for more ass, so I was wonderin if you or any of the fine posters on this board might like to come to Ireland and join my diocese. If yer lookin for experience, I'm yer man!! My confession booth has a glory hole!! Jesus Mary & Joseph!!! |
| 25th January 2005 - 10:26:23 PM |
| 12119 : |
| kill me |
| 26th January 2005 - 01:01:39 AM |
| 12120 : Mr. Belding |
| Screech, remember when I anally raped you on your first day at Bayside? Slater pushed you into a broomscloset where I was hiding and I had my way with you. When I was done, I threw you in the dumpster with all the other garbage. |
| 26th January 2005 - 01:32:13 AM |
| 12121 : |
| screech, lets meet up sometime. i've had a crush on you for so long. i really want to give you a hot lunch. hopefully my stink nuggets are as dark as me. love, Lisa Turtle |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:01:18 AM |
| 12123 : Chris |
| WHY ARE U PPL TALKING ABOUT ANAL SEX GAY ANAL SEX U PEOPLE SHOULD LEAVE DUSTIN ALONE THIS ISNT EVEN HIS WEBSITE!!! ITS CRAP!! TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELESE OR GET LIFES |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:15:01 AM |
| 12124 : someone |
| you all are sick. Making fun of someone you do not know. Geez people get a life! |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:15:25 AM |
| 12125 : Chris |
| WHAT I REALLY MEANT TO SAY IS THAT I WANT GAY ANAL SEX FROM EVERY DUDE HERE, EMAIL ME SOME GAY PORN AND WRITE DIRTY TO ME AND WE'LL FIND A PLACE TO FUCK IN THE ASS. |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:21:53 AM |
| 12126 : Chris |
| U PPL BETTER EMAIL ME SOME HOT SEXY MAN PORN AND WRITE ABOUT HOW U WANT ME TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND SHIT ON U WHILE YOU LICK MY TAINT AND NIBBLE MY NUT SACK! |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:30:45 AM |
| 12127 : Chris |
| MY UNCLE CARL USED TO MOLEST ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOY. I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO TOUCH ME THE WAY MY HOT UNCLE CARL USED TO. I KNOW HOW TO TOSS SALAD AND DANCE AROUND IN MY UNDEROOS. PLZ PPL I'M BEGGING. |
| 26th January 2005 - 11:45:28 AM |
| 12128 : j-izzle |
| this is craz-y |
| 26th January 2005 - 01:34:37 PM |
| 12129 : |
| shoot my head off fuck fags shit burn with propane |
| 26th January 2005 - 05:30:20 PM |
| 12130 : HOTTBOSCO |
| why dont we just talk about farts and enemas and pee pee that is more better that gay shit. that what i think |
| 26th January 2005 - 05:44:14 PM |
| 12131 : HOTTBOSCO |
| MY SUGGESTION IS THAT WE START DOING SOME LIMERICKS FUCKERS OK!!! HERE GOES......TWEETELTEE DEE TWEETELDEE DUMM ..KISS MY ASS THEN FUCK MY BUMM! |
| 26th January 2005 - 05:48:56 PM |
| 12132 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
| HEY STUDS!!! It's me, the REAL Dusty, reporting in to let you all know once and for all that yes, the rumors are true, I am full-blown 110% Libearce GAY. As gay as a tangerine. As queer as a bill. More homo than Elton John, in a bright pink sailor suit, having sex both members of Erasure simultaneously whilst singing a selection of Doris Day songs. SUPER-FUCKING-QUEER. Oh my!! Anyway, my current squeeze is none other than alternative rock drumming sensation and international sex icon EVAN STONE. Yep, he and I have been at it tooth and nail ever since the Salty days. I just wanted to let you all know that we are going to be on the cover of next month's OUT magazine (a tasteful picture of us with our hands down each other's pants accompanied by the headline 'RIM GOBLINS!'), so make sure you all check it out! Ta for now!!! - The D-Dizzle |
| 27th January 2005 - 01:48:29 AM |
| 12133 : |
| shoot him |