| 01st February 2005 - 04:48:58 PM |
| 12214 : Michael Jackson |
| Hey Dusty. As one superstar to another, could I please ask you to use your showbiz clout and keep me out of jail?? You know I didn't do anything indecent with all those boys, right?? You owe me, man. Remember the magical summer you spent as a 10-year-old at Neverneverland? Remember what a super-duper time we had together? Remember the night we slept in the same bed? Remember how a magical love pixie visited you all the way from Happyland in the middle of the night and used his big Happy-wand to leave his special magical juice in your bunghole? Remember how much your bunghole hurt the next morning, but I said that it would be OK because the magical juice would make you big and strong, and that the pain was worth it? Remember how we slept together again the next night, and it happened again? And didn't the magical juice make you the big, strong superstar you are today? You see, it was all perfectly innocent! |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:56:18 PM |
| 12215 : Diarrhea dribbling out of a dead whore\'s cunt |
| This guestbook makes me erect |
| 01st February 2005 - 04:57:04 PM |
| 12216 : |
| ass man drummeth |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:03:02 PM |
| 12217 : Felch Monster |
| I spared no second ripping off those Zubaz, I was starved for that Kosher man meat. As I spread apart his cheeks, ready to munch that pert little pooter, I was shocked to find a large tuft of matted hair blocking entry into his starfruit. I didn't want to waste time shaving him. I needed it now. I began to violently rip out chunks of the anus-fro with my teeth. I could feel his taint swelling against my chin: He was getting off in a big way. Finally I could jam my muscular tongue up his now bloodied ringlet. He quivered spastically as I tasted his colon. "Zoiks!" he shouted as his head sprang back, "I'm gonna cummmm!" A hot fountain of diarrhea splurted out of his slippery fudge factory and down my throat. As I tasted loads deposited by prior lovers, I thought he'd want to get a good taste of his saucy gay-goo laced muck. I got a mouthful and held down the acidic vomit I felt rising in my esophagus just long enough to transport a hearty mouthful of shit-and-jism stew, followed by undigested chunks and bile. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:21:55 PM |
| 12218 : Gym Sock Full Of Cum, Pus, and Mucus |
| Dustin- Have you ever heard of a "Baby Shaker?" That's when I stuff your asshole full of bloody diapers that I collect from children born with HIV. After that, I jump up and down on your stomach while you give my boyfriend a Blumpkin. If this interests you, please let me know, because paying vagrants to do it is getting too expensive. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:28:06 PM |
| 12219 : Uncle Herpes |
| I need a good Honky Tonk Punch. |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:41:03 PM |
| 12220 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
| Yo. Check it out. I got a butthole that can swallow a man whole I like to suck balls while I bounce on a man pole If you've got a tastey pooter, I'd like to try it 'Cause I toss more salad than a Jew on a diet I like cocks, balls, feet, nipples and fists I like gettin' enemas with fresh hot piss So line up and blow a big wad in my perm And I'll munch your ass like a funky tape worm Yo, bitch! Balls, homey! Balls yo! We outta here! Farts! |
| 01st February 2005 - 05:54:00 PM |
| 12221 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
| Yo Scatty P., dem some fresh-ass rhymes. How's about you and me throw down together sometime? I could really toss a brutha's salad right about now. If you in da area, get down to the fags-only rap battle I'm gon' be hostin at the Manhole Club, West Hollywood next Weds. It gon' be FRESH son, I ain't trickin. The place gon' be LOADED wid fine-ass fags. |
| 01st February 2005 - 08:04:24 PM |
| 12222 : Accidental Farting Mishap |
| Shove your head up my ass and sing beautiful music. |
| 01st February 2005 - 08:13:53 PM |
| 12223 : Intentional Farting Disaster |
| Put your ass in my head and fart songs of freedom. |
| 01st February 2005 - 09:47:51 PM |
| 12224 : Polite Farter |
| Oh, my! Please excuse me. |
| 02nd February 2005 - 12:01:13 AM |
| 12225 : Violent Farter |
| BRAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 03:14:37 AM |
| 12226 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
| Theodor W. Adorno is the progenitor of critical theory, a central figure in aesthetics, and the century's foremost philosopher of music. He was born and educated in Frankfurt, Germany. After completing his Ph.D. in philosophy, he went to Vienna, where he studied composition with Alban Berg. He soon was bitterly disappointed with his own lack of talent and turned to musicology. In 1928 Adorno returned to Frankfurt to join the Institute for Social Research, commonly known as The Frankfurt School. At first a privately endowed center for Marxist studies, the school was merged with Frankfort's university under Adorno's directorship in the 1950s. As a refugee from Nazi Germany during World War II, Adorno lived for several years in Los Angeles before returning to Frankfurt. Much of his most significant work was produced at that time. Critics find Adorno's aesthetics to be rich in insight, even when they disagree with its broad conclusions. Although Adorno was hostile to jazz and popular music, he advanced the cause of contemporary music by writing seminal studies of many key composers. To the distress of some of his admirers, he remained pessimistic about the prospects for art in mass society. Adorno was a neo-Marxist who believed that the only hope for democracy was to be found in an interpretation of Marxism opposed to both positivism and dogmatic materialism. His opposition to positivisim and advocacy of a method of dialectics grounded in critical rationalism propelled him into intellectual conflict with Georg Hegel, Martin Heidegger, and Heideggerian hermeneutics. |
| 02nd February 2005 - 10:37:19 AM |
| 12227 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
| Yo, Scatmasta! You's a punk! Why you be knowin' all that shit? I can't be seen rhymin' and rimmin' with some bitch-ass grad student! Besides, Marxism in the neo-colonial era is politically unrealistic when the manufactured ideological shift to the less progressive end of the spectrum is considered. I suck balls, yo! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 11:58:15 AM |
| 12228 : Wo0tus |
| Hey, how come nobody's sent me any neat stuff yet? I thought you guys were supposed to be cool! wo0tus@gmail.com |
| 02nd February 2005 - 12:23:29 PM |
| 12229 : Smelly Bag of Shit |
| You didn't get that box of used condoms and rancid shit I sent you? It was, like, over a month ago! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 12:36:56 PM |
| 12230 : Corey Feldman |
| Hey guys! Boy, do I have good news. Good newa and better news. If you're wondering why Dustin hasn't been posting his steamy fantasies here lately, it's because we're starring together in the summer comedy, "Meatballs VII: Shitballs." We play camp counselers who teach rabunctious youngsters how to live life to it's fullest. One of the kids on the set was really easy to take advantage of. He had muscular distrophy and fart cancer, so he was real weak and couldn't fight back when Dustin and I took turns violently sodomizing him in a filthy porty-o-potty. He passed on after the chemotherapy microwaved his intestinal track, but Dustin preserved his corpse so we can defile his supple young body, even in death. What's the other good news? I'm off probation now so I can shoot all the smack I want. Dustin loves it when I shoot too much and shit myself. He loves nothing more than a failed child actor who's half-dead and smeared with feces. Smell ya later! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 01:00:34 PM |
| 12231 : Dr. Shittyfist |
| Who farted? |
| 02nd February 2005 - 02:01:02 PM |
| 12232 : MC Scatmasta Shitcream |
| Scatty P: niggah please! Post 12226 wasn't me. Any foo can scope dat! It was some no-good, wack-ass, cunt-fuckin straight boy postin usin my name. I ain't know shit about no god-damn Marxism! Fo shizzle! Alls I know is makin phat-ass beatz n rhymz and fuckin big-booty faggots up dey ass wid my big ol ding-a-ling! Keep it queer, yo! I's OUT! |
| 02nd February 2005 - 02:07:51 PM |
| 12233 : Scatty P. The Gay Rapper |
| 'Nuff respect, Scatmasta. All deez niggas in frontin' like they know thangs. I got more balls in my mouth by noon than these bitches will see in they whole life. I be bouncin' and bobbin' on moe black cocks than Tara Reid, figga! G, niggas is wack. Right now Slim Shady is givin' a nigga a tongue enema. Yea, dats right, cracka. Lick that ass like it's leakin' Hennessy. Say ma name! Holla! Balls, yo! Balls! |