15th February 2005 - 01:06:59 AM |
12355 : Quizmaster |
Screech, which of Mr. Belding's bodily fluids tasted better swirling down your throat? The sweat from his nutsack, his liquified shit, his sperm, or his piss? |
15th February 2005 - 11:25:36 AM |
12356 : Rocco |
One of my favorite holidays is valentines day. This year I dressed up as screech with crotchless zubaz and went on a tour of my favorite dumpsters. I licked asses everywhere and had a Belding crap in my mouth sort of like a box of fine chocolates! I fucked a greasy slater and dropped a load on another screeches hairless chest. My man fro was covered in valentines jizz by the end of the night. I passed gas in a Mr. Tuttles mouth while receiving a delectible rim job. Hope everyone else had a good valentines day! ROCCO |
15th February 2005 - 02:44:50 PM |
12357 : |
Drink my sperm Rocco some day I will meet up with you in a dumpster and I will shove my cock into your mouth and I will fuck your mouth while I hold onto your fro wig than before I jizz I will take it out and shoot my load all over your zubaz and I will make you drink the sperm off the zubaz. I will be dressed as Mr Belding and I have a tattoo of Dustin on my asscheeck giving the thumbs up and you will know it is I - The Anal Punisher |
15th February 2005 - 03:11:49 PM |
12358 : Rocco |
Anal Punisher- I look forward to meeting you! I love being dominated by Beldings. After your done I will flatulate in your mouth followed by a small turd that you may gobble up! If this excites you meet me behind Jims Bowlarama in the dumpster! ROCCO |
15th February 2005 - 03:20:33 PM |
12359 : |
I'm sooooo there - the Anal Punisher. |
15th February 2005 - 06:51:55 PM |
12360 : |
wo0tus@gmail.com Send me turds! |
15th February 2005 - 10:16:16 PM |
12361 : |
screech, remember that episode where Max and Mr. Belding doubled up on you while Mr. Tuttle videotaped the encounter and masturbated? it was so hot. I saw it on the Spice channel the other day. |
16th February 2005 - 06:02:34 AM |
12362 : |
us are all sad bastards |
16th February 2005 - 09:14:17 AM |
12363 : |
ur not really him are u? ur kind of doin a bad thing by pretending to be him and writing 'this is no way afflicted with dustin diamond' be ashamed of urself!!!!!!! u freack |
16th February 2005 - 10:58:34 AM |
12364 : dustin elliott |
the famas man |
16th February 2005 - 11:57:27 AM |
12365 : Phoebe |
Interesting. |
16th February 2005 - 03:57:46 PM |
12366 : dwight |
DEAR DUSTIN DIAMOND ARE YOU STILL COMING TO LOUISVILLE KENTUCKY CAUSE I STILL WANNA DO A INTERVIEW WITH YOU ABOUT YOUR SAVED BY THE BELL DAYS AND OTHER STUFF SO YOU HAVE TO COME TO LOUISVILLE KY REAL SOON SOMETIME NEXT WEEK OR IN THE MIDDLE OF MARCH OK ... THANKS YOUR BIGGEST FAN ALWAYS DWIGHT SLEMMONS P.S. WRITE BACK PLEASE SOON AND I STILL WANT MY OLD PICTURES OF YOU... |
16th February 2005 - 04:16:09 PM |
12367 : fagsaregay.com |
Hey, buttfucker. You still owe me twenty dollars! |
16th February 2005 - 04:22:23 PM |
12368 : |
Dustin, I once rubbed Ben Gay in my ass and it was such an intense feeling that I use it for lube. Have you ever used Ben gay? I heard a rumour that one time Mario Lopez was helping you change the oil on your car and you rubbed the old oil between his legs and up his asshole and you fucked him really good in the parking lot at the studio, while Mark Paul watched and rubbed himself with a pair of your zubaz. Than Dennis Haskins came out and saw the two of you and he went over and punched you right in the stomach and said "this is for cheating on me" than he punched you again and said "this is for making me cry" than he ran off like a little girl into the arms of Mark who gave him a good rodgering. Is this all true, Analy yours, the Anal Punisher. |
16th February 2005 - 05:12:40 PM |
12369 : The Real, REAL Dustin Diamond |
Anal Punisher - yes, it's all true. Me & Mario's studio parking-lot fuck sessions were legendary and queers would come from miles around to watch and cheer us on. But when Dennis found out, he was awful sore. When I came into work the next day I found that he'd taken a great big shit on my zubaz, but much to his chagrin I just ate the shit whilst jacking off. I've never used Ben Gay but, when sodomizing my boyfriend Evan Stone, I find that using swarfega or creosote as a lubricant can produce pleasing results. I'm gay! |
16th February 2005 - 05:53:20 PM |
12370 : Princess Peussie |
Hi, TURDS! |
16th February 2005 - 05:53:44 PM |
12371 : |
kill kill dog shit tastes like babies |
16th February 2005 - 05:57:34 PM |
12372 : DWIGHT |
DEAR DUSTIN DIAMOND I HEAR YOUR DOING A MOVIE WITH YOUR OLD SAVED BY THE BELL CO - STAR AND FRIEND LARK VOORHIES I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE REAL SOON AND DID YOU LIKE MY BOOK THAT I WROTE TO YOU CAUSE I KNOW YOU DID AND DUSTIN I JUST HAD A GOOD IDEA YOU WOULD BE GREAT IN A SCARY MOVIE AND YOU CAN PLAY A ZOMBIE AND PLEASE SELL YOUR GUITAR AND BECOME A SOLO SINGER CAUSE I THINK ITS SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAY SO ILL BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR YOU OK ... THANKS YOUR BIGGEST FAN DWIGHT SLEMMONS P.S. YOU ARE A TERRIFIC PERSON... |
16th February 2005 - 07:19:57 PM |
12373 : Rocco |
dont you hate when you get that feeling like your gonna poop, but you're in a situation that doesnt warrant getting up to go to the bathroom? i was in my annual review meeting this morning and i had the sudden urge of a monster poop. i was prarie dogging it for an hour and trying to keep my asscheeks clenched. _________________ had to Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:08 pm drewb Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 26 Location: roanoke,va yea it really sucks. especially when its a piss shit. _________________ when the river flows red take the muddy path Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:15 pm Like this with the devil Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 1835 Location: Greenfield, PA i dont mind it. appreciated. Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:20 pm Edgard Rodriguez Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 19 i was doing this for over an hour in pasadena saturday morning,. i didn't feel like getting aids but in the end i pooped in a jack in the box. i threw alot of toilet paper into the toilet so the toilet water wouldn't splash up into my butthole. hopefully i didn't get aids or chlamydia or something gross. the clap the drip. i don't want the girl i am seeing to get an std. Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:27 pm Molester Stallone Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 2528 Location: Wisco quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Like this with the devil: i dont mind it. appreciated. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that makes you gay. _________________ DETH SNAK Formerly known as Barry Manowar Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:32 pm DanBehavingBadly Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 10152 Location: Barberton, OH USA Re: holding in your poop quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by codec: prarie dogging it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________ Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:41 pm Steeb Joined: 21 Mar 2004 Posts: 5525 the longer you hold it in the more it chordles in your guts....it actually increases your chances of colon cancer but you get those rad liquid shits that makes up for dying young. _________________ Necrolytic Digestions DC++ Hub = Necrolytic.no-ip.org:707 Become A Zombie Also, looking at dicks is cool - Manzig Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:43 pm jefferson Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Posts: 1380 I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. _________________ Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:51 pm DanBehavingBadly Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 10152 Location: Barberton, OH USA quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by jefferson: I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This may seem stupid, but why didn't you just take a duke since your ass was leaking anyhow? That movie of the guy pulling down the girl's bloomers is awesome. ANy idea of the backstory? _________________ Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:56 pm stigmata Joined: 25 Apr 2003 Posts: 10250 Location: the land of rape and honey i hate when shit happens at the wrong times... Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:00 pm jefferson Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Posts: 1380 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by DanBehavingBadly: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by jefferson: I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This may seem stupid, but why didn't you just take a duke since your ass was leaking anyhow? That movie of the guy pulling down the girl's bloomers is awesome. ANy idea of the backstory? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No idea. I just took a shower every time it happened, until the dripping stopped. I was a scared kid, I was scared to go to the bathroom there. _________________ Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:02 pm Zeno-Marx Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 17887 Location: Castle Zeno, Isle Royale, Lake Superior Re: holding in your poop quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by codec: i was prarie dogging it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No capiche. Please define. |
16th February 2005 - 07:23:45 PM |
12374 : Rocco |
dont you hate when you get that feeling like your gonna poop, but you're in a situation that doesnt warrant getting up to go to the bathroom? i was in my annual review meeting this morning and i had the sudden urge of a monster poop. i was prarie dogging it for an hour and trying to keep my asscheeks clenched. _________________ had to Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:08 pm drewb Joined: 09 Dec 2004 Posts: 26 Location: roanoke,va yea it really sucks. especially when its a piss shit. _________________ when the river flows red take the muddy path Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:15 pm Like this with the devil Joined: 01 Apr 2004 Posts: 1835 Location: Greenfield, PA i dont mind it. appreciated. Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:20 pm Edgard Rodriguez Joined: 13 Feb 2005 Posts: 19 i was doing this for over an hour in pasadena saturday morning,. i didn't feel like getting aids but in the end i pooped in a jack in the box. i threw alot of toilet paper into the toilet so the toilet water wouldn't splash up into my butthole. hopefully i didn't get aids or chlamydia or something gross. the clap the drip. i don't want the girl i am seeing to get an std. Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:27 pm Molester Stallone Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 2528 Location: Wisco quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Like this with the devil: i dont mind it. appreciated. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I think that makes you gay. _________________ DETH SNAK Formerly known as Barry Manowar Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:32 pm DanBehavingBadly Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 10152 Location: Barberton, OH USA Re: holding in your poop quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by codec: prarie dogging it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _________________ Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:41 pm Steeb Joined: 21 Mar 2004 Posts: 5525 the longer you hold it in the more it chordles in your guts....it actually increases your chances of colon cancer but you get those rad liquid shits that makes up for dying young. _________________ Necrolytic Digestions DC++ Hub = Necrolytic.no-ip.org:707 Become A Zombie Also, looking at dicks is cool - Manzig Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:43 pm jefferson Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Posts: 1380 I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. _________________ Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:51 pm DanBehavingBadly Joined: 18 Oct 2002 Posts: 10152 Location: Barberton, OH USA quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by jefferson: I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This may seem stupid, but why didn't you just take a duke since your ass was leaking anyhow? That movie of the guy pulling down the girl's bloomers is awesome. ANy idea of the backstory? _________________ Rock out with your cock out! www.extrememillenniumentertainment.com They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. -Benjamin Franklin Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:56 pm stigmata Joined: 25 Apr 2003 Posts: 10250 Location: the land of rape and honey i hate when shit happens at the wrong times... Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:00 pm jefferson Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Posts: 1380 quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by DanBehavingBadly: quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by jefferson: I once held up my shit for ten days . It was when I was 10 and school took us on a trip to Switzerland. The last days of the trip liquid shit was dripping out of my anus constantly. And when I went home I filled up our toilet so much it didn't go away after flushing, I had to wait till the shit was disintegrated by the water. I developed Automysophobia after that. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This may seem stupid, but why didn't you just take a duke since your ass was leaking anyhow? That movie of the guy pulling down the girl's bloomers is awesome. ANy idea of the backstory? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No idea. I just took a shower every time it happened, until the dripping stopped. I was a scared kid, I was scared to go to the bathroom there. _________________ Wed Feb 16, 2005 4:02 pm Zeno-Marx Joined: 23 May 2002 Posts: 17887 Location: Castle Zeno, Isle Royale, Lake Superior Re: holding in your poop quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by codec: i was prarie dogging it -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- No capiche. Please define. |