| 30th January 2005 - 05:03:34 PM |
| 12174 : alexis |
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| 30th January 2005 - 07:07:59 PM |
| 12175 : Diarrhea |
| Diarrhea affects all people regardless of age, race, or gender. |
| 30th January 2005 - 10:20:53 PM |
| 12176 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Religion causes Diarrhea and it affects all people regardless of rage, rape and rear-enders, just like in Holland where dutch people live 'on the crutch' and watch dustin do his award-winning 'worst shit on tv ever' kaka. I'm with you Tao Mao, you got it right when you said "dustin he thing not ok for me or china". SHIT MAN, you laid it on the line just like a pack of puke or even a line of slash-burger sauce. Where's that kurt guy with his dumbass limmericks and mindless sauce? |
| 30th January 2005 - 10:46:59 PM |
| 12177 : Rex Doublegay, here in Buffalo |
| Someone just wrote me about Dustin's biggest middle age problem: EATING and EATING and he's going to be the biggest dumpster to come along. So here's some info FOR YOU DUSTIN AND GET WITH IT, A FAT STANDUP COMEDIAN WILL BE AS BAD AS YOUR PAST TV ATTEMPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've got to admit that you have some serious mental problems over this eating. I cannot imagine a Korean pizza myself, having had a pizza in Viet Nam that caused me serious gas problems, some stomach parasites called Wormilites, seeing slightly double for more than four hours, and wishing I had just kicked the bucket. Your problem is much worse. You must have one of those inverted cocks that are twisted so they APPEAR to be climbing into your asshole but really are not, and the fact that you are obese doesn't help this at all. First things first: I'd recommend that you do some jelqing only on certain days when you can remember to do it. For example, try it only on Sunday at church. I had a friend who would jelq during a High Mass and somehow get into one of those confession boxes and really go at it. He said that got him a major strong pecker although he didn't think he got much bigger for all of this work. I know another friends who does food services for American Airlines, and while preparing the food trays to be served in flight, he could put the food on the trays with one hand and have the other hand jelqing him off, with only a few times he SHOT his rocks onto the food trays, but didn't both to do anything about it, since he knew the sperm is protein. You might want to think about high colonics or at last two hot coffee enemas a day, just to get the weight down, and during these colonics or enemas, just go to it, hand on cock. Another idea and this one is very thorough and appreciated by those who are grossly overweight and are called LARD ASS by the public at all times of night or day: have an operation and have both your cock and balls removed. It seems drastic, but with YOUR weight, who cares since you cannot find your penis much of the time, and no one else can. I have a friend who had this operation and loves the fact that taking a leak is now so easy, and he doesn't worry any more about jelqing or anything related to male spurts. I hope some of this information is of help |
| 31st January 2005 - 06:47:41 AM |
| 12178 : sunny |
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| 31st January 2005 - 09:18:58 AM |
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| 31st January 2005 - 09:24:41 AM |
| 12180 : faggots |
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| 31st January 2005 - 05:38:56 PM |
| 12181 : |
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| 31st January 2005 - 05:59:48 PM |
| 12182 : Dix Grable |
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| 31st January 2005 - 08:51:13 PM |
| 12183 : Martie Mumpsucker |
| Yeh DIX, you sure donut this dingo-dong, buddy and what's fer dinner with Dustin picking the pocket like some penny pintching puker? answer that one, buster brown. YOU STILL IN THE SHOE? |
| 31st January 2005 - 09:31:33 PM |
| 12184 : kevin |
| If anybody has any real questions about dustin diamond, i'm his friend. ignore everything about this bullshit site. kevinfoster@verizon.net |
| 31st January 2005 - 09:36:57 PM |
| 12185 : kevin |
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| 31st January 2005 - 09:42:27 PM |
| 12186 : kevin |
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| 31st January 2005 - 09:47:48 PM |
| 12187 : Some dumb nigger |
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| 01st February 2005 - 02:23:48 AM |
| 12188 : Wootus |
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| 01st February 2005 - 02:46:22 AM |
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| 01st February 2005 - 03:37:20 AM |
| 12191 : fagbusters |
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| 01st February 2005 - 03:49:58 AM |
| 12192 : LAZIMONDIAS |
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| 01st February 2005 - 10:48:03 AM |
| 12193 : The Gayest Farter |
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