| 20th February 2005 - 10:34:12 AM |
| 12415 : |
| FUCK FUCK SHITASSBITCH-LICKIN' FUCKHOLE NIGGA |
| 20th February 2005 - 10:41:48 AM |
| 12416 : Mario Lopez |
| And do you remember the episode where we had to do a wrestling scene together? Remember how I grappled with you, and how being squeezed by my powerful manly arms gave you a noticable erection? Remember how after the shoot I caught you sniffing a pair of my used underwear whilst jacking off into my wrestling singlet? Remember how I beat your scrawny ass black & blue, and then raped the bejeesus out of your prone, unconscious form? Remember how you came to with numerous broken limbs, a fractured jaw and a gaping asshole, to find that I'd taken a big smelly dump right in your hair? Remember how you had to go to hospital for a fortnight to recover? I sure zinged you good that time, huh? Hahaha, that one still makes me chuckle! |
| 20th February 2005 - 12:48:18 PM |
| 12417 : Mr. Tuttle |
| ....and so I turned around and said to Belding "YOU do the math, motherfucker!" |
| 20th February 2005 - 02:27:05 PM |
| 12418 : CARTER AND REAGAN: SECRET LOVE AFFAIR |
| "Oooh, ah, well, ah, yes. I do believe that's some hot shit." The Gipper's face was flushed and red as Jimmy rained a hot shower of golden piss on Red Ronnie, who was attaching leeches to his wrinkled scrotum. "You 'bout ready to pop one, Ron?" "A good friend of mine, Jimmy Stewart, once said "Nothing gets the juices pumping like a steaming load of dung on your chest," I believe that, and so do the American People." With that, Jimmy squatted over his pal's saggy, Republican man-boobs and squeezed out a country style shit, causing Ronnie to ejaculate a cloud of soot. And fart. "Grab your ankles, ol' Ron. I wanna bust one for the Gipper." As the aged/dead B-movie actor stood, Carter's load dropped from his chest to the rest area floor. He spread his cheeks to reveal his weathered, leathery anus. "Well, ah, Jimmy, ah, I guess just ease 'er on in there." As Jimmy inserted himself, the Gipper's entire skeletal frame collapsed, leaving Carter with a grotesque mound of liver-spotted flesh. "Tenderized meat, yum!" |
| 20th February 2005 - 04:01:05 PM |
| 12419 : Francis Fuckhole |
| Hey Dustin, guess what?!... I wanna fuck you in the ass!!!, that's what!!! I wanna ram my rock-hard, throbbing, shit-stained meat-stick up your steaming man-cunt until you scream for mercy!... But I will hear none of your pitiful cries, as I will have just the moment before shoved my massive, feces-covered, pulsating hunk of man-meat into your mouth to stifle your girlish whimpering, and you instead proceed to lick off and hungrily ingest the pieces of your own corn and shit that had clung to my steely shaft after I withdrew it from your putrid poop-chute... Disgusting!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| 20th February 2005 - 04:21:20 PM |
| 12420 : Francis Fuckhole |
| Hey Dustin, guess what?!... I wanna fuck you in the ass!!!, that's what!!! I wanna ram my rock-hard, throbbing, shit-stained meat-stick up your steaming man-cunt until you scream for mercy!... But I will hear none of your pitiful cries, as I will have just the moment before shoved my massive, feces-covered, pulsating hunk of man-meat into your mouth to stifle your girlish whimpering, and you instead proceed to lick off and hungrily ingest the pieces of your own corn and shit that had clung to my steely shaft after I withdrew it from your putrid poop-chute... Disgusting!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! |
| 20th February 2005 - 05:48:55 PM |
| 12421 : Mustapha Cockupmyass |
| Wow! I am losing many of loads whilst reading the tales of your American presidents that are being posted on this great page!¬ I had no idea that your American politics had such an homo-eroticly charged history! Here in Turkey politics is not as interesting. There are no homosexual men like me in politics in Turkey certainly. I tihnk this is shame. I think that president should be man with largest wang who can please many gay lovers! Then m,y country would be grate like america! Yours Mustapha |
| 20th February 2005 - 06:34:13 PM |
| 12422 : The Sniffer Kid |
| Diamond, did you ever manage to score a pair of Tiffini-Amber Thiesson's used panties from the dressing room? |
| 20th February 2005 - 06:58:34 PM |
| 12423 : Dustin |
| Sorry, Sniffer. All I collected from Tiffany was used tampons and pregnancy tests, which I store in Mario Lopez's spicy Mexican bean-hole. |
| 20th February 2005 - 07:30:42 PM |
| 12424 : Dustin |
| You can sniff my balls if you'd like. |
| 20th February 2005 - 11:09:56 PM |
| 12425 : George H.W. Bush |
| Now, now, read my lips... I'M HUNGRY FOR PUERTO RICAN COCKS! |
| 21st February 2005 - 12:25:48 AM |
| 12426 : |
| screech, remember that episode when you got a detention for being late to school? remember when you served the detention after school and a bunch of burnouts were also serving dentions? remember when the burnouts ass raped you in front of mr. tuttle? that was so hot... |
| 21st February 2005 - 01:09:09 AM |
| 12427 : Gay Belding |
| Screech, I read on the imdb.com board that you punched someone who called you Screech. Is this true? Why is it so hard for you to accept the fact that you're known as Screech to millions of sbtb viewers? You choose to play the biggest faggot character in the history of saturday morning tv for almost a decade and now everyone thinks you are that character. Why is that so hard to understand? |
| 21st February 2005 - 05:03:49 AM |
| 12428 : Pharmer |
| I love this site. It has brought me lots of inspiration and positive energy. I check it frequently to see what's new. Thanks for the outlet. http://xanax.atspace.com/xanax.html |
| 21st February 2005 - 05:09:25 AM |
| 12429 : D\'Phonk |
| What a way to meet the gays. Maybe if we could create some cyber-jail to keep them all confined to this messageboard. They'd be happy in a way- the pink font, the other gays. I'n not homophobic. I'm not scared of that lot. |
| 21st February 2005 - 09:37:52 AM |
| 12430 : D\'Phonk |
| I need a young Mexican stud to teach me about the delights of teabagging and vigorous unprotected anal sex in public rest rooms. I'm also interested in drinking some spicy Puerto Rican punch, fresh from the source. Please email me if you'd like to break me in. |
| 21st February 2005 - 12:17:55 PM |
| 12431 : hot baby1 |
| iwould like to see some pictures of men's dicks!!!!! |
| 21st February 2005 - 12:52:17 PM |
| 12432 : |
| who wants to suck a big dick |
| 21st February 2005 - 01:44:00 PM |
| 12433 : Evan Stone |
| Somebody help me! I thought when Dustin asked me to be his love slave, it would be lots of fun. But he's kept me tied up in the cellar with no food, light, water or drumkit for 10 days, forcing me to survive solely on his semen, which he blasts down my throat every day after forcing me to suck him off. He's out of the house and I've somehow managed to make it upstairs to his computer...do you have any idea how hard it is to type with your hands tied behind your back?...and...oh shit, he's back! No!! Keep back!!! Arggh!!! Stop beating me!!! ZOIKS!!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM |
| 21st February 2005 - 02:12:07 PM |
| 12434 : dwight |
| dustin i am so sorry for saying stuff like that to you and i am so sorry for writing you so much i was only suppose to write you one time i guess i got overboard with it and i wasnt trying to stalk you at all and please dont call the authorties on me i just trying to be a good fan to you and i really didnt mean to be rude and silly so i was trying to to a actor and be a tv star anyway i promise i will never say anything bad about you again and i hope you can forgive me.... and i pray to god that i will not do that again so i am really sorry about those remarks i made about you and please dont be mad at me at all and i just wanted you to help me become a actor thats all so dustin will you please accept my apology i didnt mean to do that this time... see you real soon YOUR BIGGEST FAN DWIGHT SLEMMONS... P.S. I PROMISE I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE AGAIN WRITE BACK |