03rd March 2005 - 03:06:50 PM |
12599 : Svengali Rumpwrestler |
Thripper you mother fucker. I tried and have been working on singing that fucking dumba ss hole song with DOWN ON ME and IT JUST DOESN"T WORK, you bastard. I know a little portugeese but these is totally fucked, man....and as for mary mount and Aristotle, you both can get down to the waikiki beach and help clean up the dog turds (let's hope theya re from dogs) and get ready for the Mass of the HOly Ding DOng. SHIT, you don't kow anything! |
03rd March 2005 - 05:54:42 PM |
12600 : Dr. Simmons |
Dustin, thanks for your question. The best advice I can give you is to cut UP the arm, NOT across it. You'll have a much quicker death this way. Hope this helps. |
03rd March 2005 - 08:19:24 PM |
12601 : DA CHACH |
DOES ANYONE WANT TO FUCK ME????? come on the hole is clean cause DUSTIN just gave me a piss enema. SOME ideas of fun, you fuckers++++++ GSOH, loving, affectionate with a lot of love to give in a 1-2-1 relationship based on freindship, honesty, respect, Loyalty and above all devotion in love. Looking to make good close honest friendships based on - No Strings - No Expectations - No Promises.Ideal Pastime with my guy - We are sitting on the lounge my guy's head resting on my lap. My hand pats my guys head as my fingers running through his hair, with my other hand over my guy's heart feeling in beat. We go to bed our room filled with moonlight. We lay there arm in arm, my guy's head rests on my chest as we look out the window starring at the stars... OK so I just want you to fist me and cut with the romantic shit! |
03rd March 2005 - 08:20:30 PM |
12602 : Richard Simmons |
Dustin, I'm completely gay and I want to have manly love with you in the cubicle of a gas station restroom. |
03rd March 2005 - 11:57:38 PM |
12603 : neil |
Screech, I saw this message about you on imdb the other day. That's pretty pathetic that your credit card was a rejected. so my question for you is, who is a bigger loser, the character Screech or the real person Dustin Diamond? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0224616/board/flat/2549061 Re: Screech Sighting by - Forenzicas (Wed Feb 23 2005 20:00:05 ) Ignore this User | Report Abuse Reply I met Dustin Diamond three times. Once was when I was working at a movie theater.. I looked up and paused for maybe two seconds (you know how you do when you recognize someone but don't remember their name), anyway, I looked at him and said "Hi" and he said "I'll take a small coke" in an irritated way. I wasn't getting the friendly vibes coming from him. He was with maybe 10 other people, all wearing suits. His date was very pretty, tall and thin, but didn't talk to anyone.. just stood in the lobby. The second time was when I was working at Tower. He and a lady (tall, not too chunky but had a fat face, not too pretty, but had nice skin) came in and bought a bunch of DVD’s. He paid with a credit card and made a joke when I asked him for an ID. He was really nice this time – his hair was fuzzy, a small pot belly, and had some facial hair. But then his credit card was declined and his female friend had to pay – and wasn’t very nice about it. She was pretty snobby, just threw the credit card on the counter. I guess when they got home, one of the DVD’s was broken and he called the store. He asked for me and wanted to know when I was working so he could come in and exchange it. He was very nice on the phone, but he was talking on speaker phone and I HATE THAT!! Anyway, he came in a couple of days later and that was it. This was all between 99 and 00 |
04th March 2005 - 12:17:01 AM |
12604 : James the Actor |
screech, did your credit card ever get rejected when paying for gay sex? |
04th March 2005 - 12:54:57 AM |
12605 : Ox |
Screech, remember that episode when Zack had a crush on the hot brunette nurse? Remember how nervous Zack got around her and how he really wanted to ask her out? Remember how Salter competed with Zack to get her? Remember when you were sent to the nurse's office because the herpes Zack's dad had given you had flared up? Remember when you walked into nurse's office and saw Zack and Slater pulling a train with the nurse? Remember how horny you were and when Zack asked if you want some 'train action' yourself? Remember when you eagerly replied 'yes?' Remember when you dropped trow and pulled out your tiny penis? Remember when everyone laughed because you were hung like a three-month-old? Remember when you walked over to Zack and Slater and startled when Mr. Belding jumped out from behind a curtain? Remember when you asked why he was there and he said he also wanted some 'train action?' Remember when you told him he'd have to wait his turn because the nurse only had 3 holes? Remember when Mr. Belding said 'who cares about her? You've got 2 tight holes and that's all that Mr. Tuttle and I need, bitbh!" Remember when Mr. Tuttle jumped out of the closet and broke a yardstick over your head, knocking you out? Remember when you struggled to breath as you came to and realized that Mr. Belding was teabagging you while Mr. Tuttle pounded you from behind? Remember when Mr. Tuttle transmitted HIV to you during this unprovoked homosexual attack? The Bayside gang really got you good that time! |
04th March 2005 - 09:24:46 AM |
12606 : mara higgins |
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04th March 2005 - 09:41:13 AM |
12607 : 100% FREE OLDER GALLERIES, 30+ , 40+, 50+, 60+, 70 |
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04th March 2005 - 11:32:49 AM |
12608 : Gay Zack |
So I went into a queer yahoo chat room and starting to rant off on my hot scat party. All of them were pretty repulsed at the whole concept. I told them we use plastic wrap, so no shit actually touches skin, but they could not be swayed. They asked what happens while I crap on some dudes chest, and i told them I like to jerk him off in the reverse cowboy position while shiting on him. I think I'll go in next time and tell them all about my dumpster experiences. |
04th March 2005 - 01:58:54 PM |
12609 : hi |
U HAVE AN ALIEN IN UR ANUS??!!! WHOA!! THAT MUST HURT LIKE HELL!!!! .....how did u gt it in there.....i want an alien... |
04th March 2005 - 02:08:15 PM |
12610 : http://teen01.complectstroy.ru Adultlinks |
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04th March 2005 - 04:21:10 PM |
12611 : |
i fit a giant dildo up my ass today |
04th March 2005 - 04:56:13 PM |
12612 : |
who's next? |
04th March 2005 - 05:00:52 PM |
12613 : The REAL DUSTIN, no shit! |
I just lost the card and it wasn't cancelled. I still you this credit card to get into my favorite fisting clubs. So there, you silly little fags! |
04th March 2005 - 07:14:58 PM |
12614 : JESSE HELMS |
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS FUCK YOU DUSTIN YOU NIGGER BITCH FUCK CUNT |
04th March 2005 - 07:48:01 PM |
12615 : Mario Lopez |
Eyyy, Dusty! Remember the time you jizzed in my mexi-mullet whilst being fisted by Mark-Paul and having Dennis Haskins taking a nice meaty shit on your face? Remember how you went "ZOIKS!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!" and unleashed several liters of man-milk into my hair? Remember how Mark-Paul pulled his fist out of your ass and you sprayed diarrhea all over his face? Gay? Farts? AIDS? Fisting? Blowjobs? Erect penises? Manginas? I'm flaming gay? Arabian goggles? Anal sex? Hahaha, we sure got you good that time, buddy! |
05th March 2005 - 01:01:04 AM |
12616 : Mark Anthony |
I just shiped thirteent pistachios up inside my pooer column |
05th March 2005 - 04:57:04 AM |
12617 : yassine |
hai dustin i yassine. ar you from saved by the bell. you ar verry good. an wer is zack morris |
05th March 2005 - 05:07:50 AM |
12618 : Donald Twain |
I hate the way niggers are role models for todays youth. |