| 28th March 2005 - 07:05:26 PM |
| 12925 : Black Velvet |
| hey there! i was looking around and i found this.. so um... yeah, hi...anyways, i wanted to know, any one know of any good HIM or villve valo chat rooms, in ENGLISH?? cause all are in another language. Thanks for your time!, Black Velvet |
| 28th March 2005 - 08:02:10 PM |
| 12926 : Vabrina Vaqzeuz |
| Dump some shit one Laci's dumbass head! is that cunt for real????? |
| 28th March 2005 - 08:14:07 PM |
| 12927 : Laci in Charlotte, N.C. |
| Oh, Diana. Is it my fault that men still find me incredibly sexy and desirable even in the late bloom of my feminine life? Perhaps you need to pry your crusty, frigid snatch off your La-Z-Boy recliner you've had perched in front of your computer all day and get off the internet for a while. Sounds to me not only are you jealous of my free expression of sexuality, but you probably just need a good, hard man-sausage to get your frustration out. Or, hell, give me a call. I'm a member in good standing with the Sisterhood of Sappho. Stop watching Maury Povich and eating frozen cookie dough all day and come join the rest of us before you wind up like those shut-ins who grow so incredibly fat that when they die, the undertaker hires a wrecing crew to break down the wall of their house just to get them out with a crane. |
| 28th March 2005 - 08:20:37 PM |
| 12928 : Laci in Charlotte, N.C. |
| Same goes for you, Vabrina, my dear. A hour with me and I'll have your toes curling like the Wicked Witch of the East. |
| 28th March 2005 - 08:46:21 PM |
| 12929 : James Conlie |
| Come on Laci, we can see that cock hanging there between your swollen legs and that small set of balls. Don't fuck with the DUSTIN GANG, and get the fuck outta here. THIS isn't a SLUT SITE. OK? or are you too fucking dumb? Groove on, Lazy and get a job like sweeping streets! |
| 28th March 2005 - 10:29:37 PM |
| 12930 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where your Bayside class visited downtown LA to check out some different businesses as part of a 'Career Day'? Remember when they used the 'buddy system' and paired you up with Zack and Slater? Remember when you walked past the downtown library and saw all of the bums and made fun of them to Zack and Slater? Remember when Slater said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when you got scared and started crying? Remember when Slater kicked you in the back and told you to go away? Remember when you ran to the back side of the library with your skinny little arms flailing in the wind? Remember when you walked past a row of dumpsters behind the library? Remember when you were sobbing loudly and got scared when you thought you heard something moving in one of the dumpsters? Remember when you went in for a closer look? Remember when you looking in one of the dumpsters and saw two smelly and diseased bums pulling a train with actor Andy Dick? Remember when this sight turned you on, so you pulled out your penis and started masturbating? Remember when someone put a hand on your shoulder and you felt uneasy? Remember when you said "excuse me, sir?" Remember when the man smashed your face into the edge of the dumpster and you fell over? Remember when you looked up and realized that a smelly bum had done this? Remember when the bum whistled and the lids on two of the dumpsters were flung open, revealing many naked men in the middle of a homosexual orgy? Remember when you recognized Mr. Belding and Zack's dad as two of the men participating in the gay orgy with some bums? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over to you and you though he would be your savior? Remember when he bent over and you thought he was going to help you up? Remember when instead of helping you, he sat on your face, draped his nuts on your face for a heavy pair of Arabian goggles, and unleashed a torrent of diarrhea into your mouth? Remember when Belding got up and one of the bums kicked you in the junk? Remember when Zack's dad walked over and said "let me clean you up" as he whipped out his penis and pissed in your mouth? Remember when Belding whipped out his middle-aged cock and pissed on your head? Remember when one of the bums unleashed an HIV+ shit on your chest and another bum picked up the shit and shoved it in your mouth? Remember when a second bum cleaned his dirty asshole with your poofy and urine-soaked afro? Remember when Belding, Zack's dad, and the bums finally finished with you and then walked off, leaving you for dead? Remember when you heard some uncontrollable laughter and saw Zack and Slater walking toward you with a video camera? Remember when you said "why didn't you guys help me?" Remember when they said "shut up FAGGOT!!! We're going to sell video of this on the Internet!!!" Remember when you said you were going to tell the police? Remember when Slater said "if you do that, we'll post these pictures on the Internet" as they showed you two pictures, one of which showed you tossing Mr. Belding's salad, and the other of which showed Zack and Slater pulling a train with Mrs. Powers? Remember when Zack and Slater did sell the tape on the Internet, but they registered their business in your name? Remember when the police thought you were selling the videotape and sent you to jail for distributing child pornography? You sure got screwed over that time!! |
| 28th March 2005 - 11:09:56 PM |
| 12931 : Greg Upski |
| Dustin you fag, JESE MAN>>>JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE>>>>>>BEND AND SMILE DUStin |
| 28th March 2005 - 11:19:57 PM |
| 12932 : |
| screech, did you really star in a gay porno called "screech's sausagefest"????? |
| 28th March 2005 - 11:26:47 PM |
| 12933 : |
| http://www.truechristian.com/forums/ Pastor Jim now has forums |
| 29th March 2005 - 02:15:56 AM |
| 12934 : |
| screech, i would pay to watch mr. belding donkey punch u. xoxo a.c. slater |
| 29th March 2005 - 07:18:27 AM |
| 12935 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, remember the time you first realised you had feelings for Mr. Belding? Remember how it was after we'd had computer club, and you and I were walking down the corridor of Bayside, when we saw Belding strutting towards us? Remember how he had a bad Village People mustache and was wearing a brown corduroy suit with a pink shirt, wide lapels and slightly flared trousers? Remember how you were stopped short by his beauty, and stood there with your mouth agape? Remember how your teeny-tiny little cock went instantaneously hard? Remember how you had a major crush on him for a few weeks, until one day you finally decided to go to his office and come clean? Remember how you burst through the door of his office and walked in, only to see Belding ass-fucking Slater over his desk? Remember how the sight was so arousing, you shouted 'ZOIKS! I'M GONNA CUMMM!!' and pulled down your pants and immediately blew your load all over the two of them without even touching yourself? Continued... |
| 29th March 2005 - 07:29:38 AM |
| 12936 : Maxwell Nerdstrom - continued from below |
| Remember how Belding was so incensed he pulled his dick out of Slater's ass, walked over to you and shouted 'LEARN TO KNOCK, YOU PUFFY-HAIRED FAGGOT!' in your face before slugging you in the gut? Remember how you groaned and went down, and Belding thrust his still-erect penis into your mouth? Remember how it tasted of burritos and guacamole from being in Slater's ass? Remember how you were shocked at first, but then remembered your feelings for Belding, and started giving him the blowjob of a lifetime? Remember how Slater said 'Hey preppie, where's mine?', went round behind you and stuck his smelly mexican erection up your ass? Remember how they spit-roasted you for a good 15 mins before showering you in semen? Remember how you thought you had died and gone to heaven? Remember how that was until you discovered that I had secretly video-taped the whole thing, and one day I rigged the video up to play over Belding's school-wide PA system and put captures from the film up all over the school? LOL I PWNED J00!!11 |
| 29th March 2005 - 08:12:12 AM |
| 12937 : Mr. Tuttle |
| Screech, I have some HIV juice for you. Come over to my classroom and drink it. It's dripping out of my penis and ass. |
| 29th March 2005 - 08:37:25 AM |
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| 29th March 2005 - 09:03:56 AM |
| 12939 : Kevin Flangemuncher, Beta Kappa Tau |
| Yo yo yo D-Man!! It's me, your old frat buddy, the K-bomb!! How's it hangin, bro? Listen dawg, loving the site, great work. So we had a great time at college, huh bro? It was a riot! Remember the old frat house? Remember the all-gay Afro-American fraternity that lived next door and all of whom had the hots for you? Remember how you kept turning them down because you said you "didn't swing that way", so one night they just grabbed you off the street and raped the bejeesus out of you with their powerful negroid love-sabers, each one taking their turn? Remember how it lasted all night and most of the morning? Remember how afterwards your asshole hung open like a Chinaman's sleeve and it dripped with jizz, shit and blood? But remember how much you liked it, so afterwards you started coming on to all your frat buddies? Remember fellating me during that one lecture? Great times, dawg! Let's hook for a few brewskies some time, whaddayasay?? |
| 29th March 2005 - 10:04:15 AM |
| 12940 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, remember the time Belding was sodomizing you over his desk and, unbeknownst to you and he, I was hiding under the desk the whole time? Remember how, just as the two of you climaxed, I reached up and turned on the microphone for the PA system and the whole school heard the following dialogue? - Belding: Oh yeah! Take it all the way in, you faggot! You: Zoiks! B: Uhhn!! Oh God! I'm gonna cum!! You: Oh yeah, do it in my ass, big daddy! B (climaxing): OH GOD!! UUNNNNNGGGGGHHH!! You (climaxing): UH-OH, SPAGHETTI-O's!!! Remember how you had no idea why you said that when Belding came inside you, but for about 6months afterwards, whenever anyone saw you they said 'UH-OH SPAGHETTI-O's' until you tried to kill yourself? LOL j00 goT PWNED FAGG0rt!!!11! |
| 29th March 2005 - 11:04:09 AM |
| 12941 : Vicodin online |
| Take Vicodin exactly as prescribed. Do not increase the amount you take or the frequency without your doctor's approval. Do not take this drug for any reason other than the one prescribed. http://vicodin-online.somee.com/vicodin-online.html |
| 29th March 2005 - 12:59:48 PM |
| 12942 : Gay Zack |
| So I met Dustin at a bar, he was asking me if I knew where he could buy an 8 ball of coke. I told him I could probably hook him up if we went back to my place. We got home and I offered him a nice stiff drink, which he slammed down. I called up a guy that I fuck sometimes and told him that Dustin Diamond needed an 8 ball of coke. He dropped it off, while Dustin downed a few more drinks. During that whole time Dustin and I got to talking about chess and his comedy, I really think we hit it off. He asked me if I would have a problem if he smoked some in my house. I said it was cool. He took out a little cloth bag that had a glass pipe that looked just like a penis. He kind off smiled when he saw that I noticed the penis pipe. He lit up and smoked and offered me some. I refused so he smoked more. After a while he sat by me and started to make out with me. He shoved his tongue down my throat and began to stroke my now fully erect cock. He took my pants off and began to suck my off. He got naked and put his ass up to my mouth and I gave him a Russian trombone. I made him cum all over the floor, than I put my cock deep inside his ass and pounded him like I’ve never pounded before. He let out a whimper like a little puppy as I slowly took my cock out and penetrated deeper. We fucked all night long until he started having trouble getting hard, so he said he needed more coke. He dumped some on my cock and began to snort it off, than licked off the rest. He slammed down some tequila and began rimming me. I asked him to hold on and I went into the bathroom and changed into my Screech outfit. When I went back out he instantly got hard and began pounding me to the point that shit leaked out of my ass. He got on the floor and asked me to let my juices flow on his stomache. I took a big runny shit all over his stomach, than I started to let it drip on his face and goatee. He stroked his dick until he came, while he also fingered his ass. The whole room smelled of coke, cum and shit – it turns me on just thinking about it. We stayed up all night and in the morning we took a shower together. He left and told me he would call me next time he was in town. I’m sure he says that to all the guys, but even if he doesn’t return, at least we had that one beautiful night of homo erotic pleasure that gets me hard and dripping every time I think of it. |
| 29th March 2005 - 02:05:26 PM |
| 12943 : DR MGBADA |
| I LOVE THIS SITE GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS |
| 29th March 2005 - 03:06:42 PM |
| 12944 : FLAMING FAGGOT |
| Wow! There have been loads of uber-erotic posts lately...keep em cumming, guys! |