| 30th March 2005 - 11:58:38 AM |
| 12965 : Princess Peussie, furious about this site |
| Strarblade, no one gives a fucking shit about your stand or your cuntie. go away and play with your snake or little dragon or whatever you call that hole. As for MAD MAX: you gave yourself up to GOD OUR SAVIOR??? weird, man, since when is god a savior? oh well to each his own stupid mistakes!! Maybe you can climb into Scamblade's pussy and sing xmas carols. Smiles, turds... Princess Peussie Has anyone heard from Mary Mount since that last National Enema Convention? Let me know. Thanks. JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE!!!! |
| 30th March 2005 - 01:32:38 PM |
| 12966 : |
| i care. i also love east bay ray |
| 30th March 2005 - 04:37:00 PM |
| 12967 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Screech! Do you remember when we used to go to Computer Club after school with Mr. Tuttle? Do you remember how you used to enjoy using scanning in yearbook photos of Zack, Slater, and the rest of the guys from the Bayside gang, and then using image manipulation software to put their faces onto the bodies of studly male models and gay couples? Remember how you also used to use MS Paint to create crude drawings of yourself sodomizing AC Slater with a greatly-exaggerated horsecock? Remember how you used to put the pictures on a floppy disk and take them home, where you would masturbate to them in your room? Remember how I found all this out because I came to your house one day, and Mrs. Powers said "he's up in his room, Maxwell, dear" so I went upstairs and walked in on you jacking off to a picture in which you had taken Slater's face and put it on the body of a very well endowed black man? Remember how, the next day, I decided to play a trick on you, so I told Mr. Tuttle about your homemade gay porn and how you kept it on a disk in your pocket? Remember how, just as the class was about to end, he confronted you in front of the rest of the class and demanded that you show him "the 3 1/2 inch floppy you've got in your trousers"? Remember how you were quite nervous, so without thinking you unzipped your fly and flopped your cock out? Remember how it was actually 3 1/2 inches, and the whole class started laughing at it? Remember how Tuttle made you stay after class and forced you to show him the disgusting pictures you'd made, so he could come up with a suitable detention? Remember how you sat there, hugely embarrased, flicking through all the pictures, with Tuttle watching the screen over your shoulder? Remember how, when you'd finished, you looked round at Mr. Tuttle, and he was salivating and had a deeply lustful look in his eye? Remember how you looked down and noticed that he'd popped a huge erection? Remember how he grabbed you roughly, bent you over the desk and sodomized the living daylights out of you for 30 mins straight? Remember how I secretly took photos of your tryst and stuck them up all over the school? LOL!!1! SCREETCCH GOt PwnXX0RRREESD!!1!!one |
| 30th March 2005 - 04:37:01 PM |
| 12968 : A follower of Jesus |
| I would like for all of you to come into a relationship with the one true savior, Jesus Christ. He is for real. I have facts which show this is true. Jesus has actually already returned to earth. He just hasn't let many know about it yet. Right now he's living in my apartment with me. I'm supporting him and me and my 3 cats. Jesus is a very touchy sort of man. He loves to give me back rubs because he only wants to make others happy. His favorite meal is fish, bread, and wine. He is 5'9" and weights 145 pounds. He does NOT have a beard and long hair and does not wear sandels. The most unusual thing about him compared to other men is that he has no genitals. One morning while he was showering I couldn't help but notice. He also has no pubic hair. Jesus likes to go with me over to LA Fitness. Afterwards we go to Kroger to buy some milk. I've asked him about that whole thing of him actually being God. He tried to explain it to me but I still just don't understand. |
| 30th March 2005 - 04:51:06 PM |
| 12969 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| ...and do you also remember the time that Windows 3.1 came out, and we were really excited becuase we were both enormous computer geeks? But remember how you actually used to get sexually excited over it, even though it was just a piece of software? Remember the time we were going through all the new features, and you started to breathe heavily, and I looked over and you'd pitched an enormous tent? And do you remember the time I came round, and your mum sent me up to your room, and I caught you jacking off over a picture of Bill Gates? Remember how you really loved and idolised him, and wrote him telling him so? Remember how excited you were when you received a reply, inviting you to an exclusive tour of the Microsoft offices in Seattle? Remember how you were reading this letter in the school cafeteria, and you loudly shreiked like a girl and came in your pants, so you had to go home and get new pants with everyone laughing at you? Remember when a limousine pulled up in front of your house a few days later, and Bill got out, flanked by security guards? Remember how you answered the door to him, and almost passed out? Remember how he took you all the way to Seattle in his limo, and you thought you'd died and gone to heaven? Remember how he kept putting his hand on your thigh and winking at you throughout the trip, and you thought he was just being friendly? Remember how suprised you were when you got to the Microsoft offices, and Bill put a chloroform rag over your mouth? Remember how, when you came to, you found that Bill had locked you in a dungeon, where you spent a month as a love-slave to Bill and the rest of the MS staff? Remember how Bill took lots of pictures of your pasty, malnourished body being whipped and violated by numerous men in masks, and posted them all over Usenet? Remember how everyone in your school and your family saw them, and disowned you as a worthless piece of human excrement? ZOMG!!! B1LL.G PWEND j00 GOOD FAGGORTT!!!! |
| 30th March 2005 - 07:46:02 PM |
| 12970 : Dner |
| Hey Screech, remember when you and Zack used to have a lot of sleep overs? Remember how much fun they were at first? Remember when the chuckle fest took a turn for the worst? Remember when as you guys were laying in bed talking about going to heaven? Remember when you said "good nite Zack!" and turned over on your side to fall asleep? Remember when you heard a rustling in the closet and you asked Zack about it and he said it was just the wind? Remember when you felt Zack start to spoon you? Remember when you felt him rub his raging boner on your ass? Remember when he reached around and started tracing his finger around your balls? Remember how confused and "unsure" you felt? Remember when you told Zack to stop or he'll tell somebody about it? Remember when he pull your hair and whispered into your ear, "you fucking tell anyone and I swear to God I'll clip you across the nose you Jewish piece of shit?" Remember when he added that he'll stop being your friend and you'll have no friends because nobody likes Jewish homo's? Remember when he pulled down his pj's and then pulled down your pj's? Remember when he said "stop whining like a death camp survivor and take it like a man?" Remember how he jammed his cock into your pastie ass and started given you the "Zack Attack?" Remember how he sqweezed your balls tightly as he continued his butthole blitzkrieg? Remember how amidst the pain and mental anguish you still managed to hear more rustling in the closet? Remember when you hear moaning coming from both Zack and the closet? Remember when Slater came out of the closest (no pun intended) and walked up to you with his spanish tubesteak in his hands? Remember when he said "hey preppie! the dweeb's mine?" Remember when Zack pulled out you tried to squirm a way and Slater pinned you down (after all he was on the wrestling team?) Remember when he got you into a painful head lock and then stuck his cock in your loose cock-bombarded asshole? Remember how you felt knowing that your best friend are taking away your innocence? Remember when Slater flipped you on your back and continued to slam your butthole while he rhythmicly cracked you a good one in the nuts? Remember when Zack strattled your face and started to fuck your greasy jew fro? Remember when you felt a wet substance spray on your neck and chest? Remember when you finally got a whiff of it and you realized that Zack shit all over your hairless boy chest? Remember when Slater finally came in your ass and you thought it was over? Remember when he pulled out and Zack manuvered over to your ass? Remember when Zack rammed his hand into your ass and scooped out all of Slaters cum and rubbed it into your hair? Remember when Slater punched you in the nuts again? Remember Zack started back in the the "Zack Attack" and finally let out a Running Zack war cry and came in your ass? Remember when Slater punched you in the nuts again for good measure? Remember when they quickly wrapped you up in a sheet and started kicking you until you stopped moving? Remember when you woke up you were hog tied naked in the girls locker room? Remember how they all saw you and would yell out "UH O SPAGHETI-O!!" at you? Remember how you cried for help and nobody would listen except for the occational used tampon shoved into your mouth? Boy was your face red that day! |
| 30th March 2005 - 08:48:29 PM |
| 12971 : Violet M. Bickerstaff |
| Hey Screechy? Is it true that you're not openly gay? Is it true that after all that sodomy by the gang you finally just became a homo? Is it true that you now live by the motto of "once you eat a dick, nothing else will do the trick?" Don't I turn you on anymore? What does Mr. Belding have that I don't? I wish you'd just tell me the truth and let me have some closure. Please answer me.... |
| 31st March 2005 - 02:14:59 AM |
| 12972 : |
| i think maxwell nerdstrom's snap move should be some sort of signal between queer saved by the bell dumpster divers. |
| 31st March 2005 - 06:08:02 AM |
| 12973 : Gary |
| No no no, the signal should be "Uh oh, spaghetti-Os!" Either that or "ZOINKS!" |
| 31st March 2005 - 09:19:12 AM |
| 12974 : Otis Spunkmeyer |
| Hello faggots and shitheads. My asshole is chuck full of fudge and pubic hairs. Not much of a option for a shmuck who just took the crap of his life. fuck off |
| 31st March 2005 - 09:38:46 AM |
| 12975 : John Wyskiel |
| Hey Dustin, I love banging men in the ass, is that what you love to do? We share so much in common that I think we should marry each other and pass our herpes and other STDs on to other partners... YOu are the greatest |
| 31st March 2005 - 10:59:54 AM |
| 12976 : Lord Wanker |
| I once had the pleasure of being invited to a Saved by the Bell orgy behind a gay techno club. In England we don’t do this sort of dumpster sex orgies, we are more refined in the way we queer out. I was told that I had to dress up as a character from the show, so I chose to dress as Mr. Belding. I brought my favorite butt plug with hopes of using it and getting randy with quite a few American guys. Underneath my suit, I had on my favorite leather bondage gear. Once there I was immediately the center of attention from several well hung black men dressed as Slaters and Zacks. They got down to business and gave me a rimming and blow job like only Elton John could give. I pulled out my butt plug and inserted it into a Screeches ass, he let out a whimper and a zoinks. His little ass was so tight that my butt plug made him bleed and leak anal juices all over the floor. He really enjoyed it. I took off my suit to show off my bondage gear and the whole place stopped, all eyes were on me. I began to paddle the Screech and everyone else lined up for a good old fashion train on the Screech. We took turns giving that young man the thrashing of his life. This was followed by a massive gang bang on myself where I swallowed about a liter of semen. I learned some new moves that I will take over to England to teach my follow wank club. I hope to start a private Saved by The Bell orgy back home. Cheers follow queers! |
| 31st March 2005 - 01:43:23 PM |
| 12977 : amanda |
| im 14 and my boy friend wants to have a baby me and him has had aborshion before, WHAT SHOULD I DO? |
| 31st March 2005 - 01:48:42 PM |
| 12978 : amanda |
| 12958 what should i do |
| 31st March 2005 - 02:34:10 PM |
| 12979 : |
| well amanda you should stop being such a cunt and tell your boyfriend that you will only allow him to fuck your ass and he must allow you to fuck his ass with a strap on. Do not back down, you tell him how it is. If he still wants to have a baby, punch him in the stomach and shit on his head. If he doesn't kick your ass, you should consider having this loving mans baby. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:13:26 PM |
| 12980 : |
| Dustin, I bet your cock tastes like Spam. I want to put mustard all over your dick and lick it up, than I put spicey mustard all over my ass and your dick and you fuck me just like you used to fuck Mario Lopez on the set of Saved by the Bell in the locker room. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:34:24 PM |
| 12981 : Concerned Women For America |
| Please visit us as www.cwfa.org Jesus is the only way to find eternal happiness. I was talking to God this morning and he told me to visit this website. I can see that there are hurting people here. Jesus loves everyone, even those who have chosen to be gay. I know you think you are having fun, but you should see the fun that we have at a praise session. We lift our arms to the Lord and he fills us with happiness. Don't you want to go to heaven and be with righteous people like me? Just say no to Satan. Say yes to Jesus. |
| 31st March 2005 - 04:42:01 PM |
| 12982 : |
| I didn't choose to be gay, it happened when I was fucked in the ass by a beautiful greasy mexican with a mullet in the middle of a dance floor while Erasures Chains of Love played. It was wonderfull, a crowd of people watched us as we went at it. Than we went back to his place for a praise session of his cock to my ass. It was wonderfull. |
| 31st March 2005 - 07:37:29 PM |
| 12983 : Dustin Diamond |
| UH-OH SPAGHETTI-O's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 31st March 2005 - 11:36:01 PM |
| 12984 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you thought everyone forgot about your birthday? Remember how much you cried as you masturbated to Slater's picture on the yearbook? Remember how you sulked all day and you thought that nobody cared about you? Remember when you were paged over the PA system by Mr. Belding, who asked you to come down to your office? Remember how excited you got because you figured he was going to throw you a party in his office? Remember when you walked down to his office and opened the door, only to discover that the lights were off and you couldn't see anything? Remember when you fumbled about, walking aimlessly toward the center of the room? Remember when you smelly something unusual and tried to walked toward it? Remember when you heard a really loud fart and then were immediately coated with a smelly, warm, and chunky liquid? Remember when the lights flipped on and you saw Mr. Belding in front of you, with his pants off, bent at his waist and grabbing his ankles with his asshole staring directly at you? Remember when you realized that he had sprayed diarrhea all over your body? Remember when you heard laughing and turned around and saw Slater, Mr.Tuttle, Zack, and Zack's dad pointing at you and laughing their asses off? Remember when Lisa walked into the office and called you a smelly faggot? Remember how your Zubaz were ruined? Remember when you contracted typhoid from Mr. Belding's excrement? Remember when Zack's dad said he'd drive you over to the mall to get a new pair of Zubaz? Remember when you hopped in the car and he drove you over to the city landfill? Remember when he dragged you out of his car, yanked off your smelly Zubaz and shoved Zack's huge cordless phone up your poop chute? You really got screwed over that time! |