| 20th March 2005 - 07:55:17 AM |
| 12802 : Slasher |
| I'm gonna gut you, Screech. |
| 20th March 2005 - 09:46:43 AM |
| 12803 : Lorazepam |
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| 20th March 2005 - 10:57:49 AM |
| 12804 : Isaac Menzcox |
| OK so a friend of mine told me that Screech got AIDS after he laid down in a bathtub and paid a bunch of random homeless guy to piss and shit on him. Is that true? |
| 20th March 2005 - 12:49:39 PM |
| 12805 : |
| yes |
| 20th March 2005 - 02:00:43 PM |
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| 20th March 2005 - 03:11:22 PM |
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| 20th March 2005 - 04:43:42 PM |
| 12808 : |
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| 20th March 2005 - 07:21:16 PM |
| 12809 : A fag with AIDS |
| Hey Diamond, I've got a present for ya - AIDS!! |
| 20th March 2005 - 07:36:00 PM |
| 12810 : princess peussie |
| OK YOU FAGS, LET'S GET THE PANTIES DOWN....ENOUGH OF THIS DUMBASS TALK HERE....LET'S FUCK! |
| 20th March 2005 - 08:31:56 PM |
| 12811 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding's brother Rod was a substitute teacher at Bayside? Remember how he dressed like a burnout with long blonde hair, which resembled singer Michael's Bolton's 'do of the early 90s? Remember how everyone though he was a really hip dude, way cooler than his straight-laced principal brother? Remember when Mr. Belding introduced Rod to the class? Remember when, being the retarded queer that you are, you said "Two Belding's in one building, one of whom is balding!" Remember when you also said you were shocked that Rod was Principal Belding's brother because he had much more hair? Remember when you then remarked that Principal Belding had a much bigger forehead than Rod? Remember how incensed Mr. Belding became? Remember when his face turned bright red and he walked out in a huff? Remember when class ended and you walked over to the locker room to get ready for gym class? Rememeber when you opened the door and Mr. Belding jumped out from behind the door? Remember when he said "I'm gonna get you, FAGGOT!!!" Remember when he slugged you in the gut with a field hockey stick, breaking two of your ribs, and knocking you down on the floor? Remember when Slater came running at you and kicking you in the head, knocking out your front teeth? Remember how he was dressed as his pet lizard, Artie, which he would frequently dress as because he derived great homosexual pleasure by dressing up as animals? Remember when Zack came crashing throught the door and you thought he was going to save you? Remember when instead of saving you, he kicked you in the head, dropped trow and pissed on your face? Remember when Mr. Belding yanked off your pants and said "you've been a bad boy. Now you're gonna pay!!!" Remember when he had unprotected buttsex with you while Slater unleashed an HIV+ pile of shit on your head? Remember when Rod walked in and said "Richard, cut it out! I want to get some!" Remember when Rod dropped trow and teabagged you while Zack continued washing away your tears with a golden shower? Remember when you contracted 'the clap' and AIDS from this unprovoked homosexual attack? The Beldings really got you good that time! Thumbs up to Rocco and Dner for their recent 'remember when' stories. |
| 20th March 2005 - 10:47:50 PM |
| 12812 : rod belding |
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| 21st March 2005 - 01:38:16 AM |
| 12813 : |
| screech, is it true that up until the day before the first day of filming on Good Morning Miss Bliss, the producers weren't sure whether your nuckname would be 'screech' or 'the corncob smuggler'? |
| 21st March 2005 - 02:05:33 AM |
| 12814 : gerry |
| im looking for sumone to smok cracke with and then mutalate my asshole and then OD me on speed wile poling ass guts OUT on vidoe. |
| 21st March 2005 - 08:41:08 AM |
| 12815 : Remember when... |
| Screech, remember when your asshole used to not hang open like a wizard's sleeve? |
| 21st March 2005 - 09:00:45 AM |
| 12816 : LeJeune |
| I remember when Dana Plato killed herself. I wanted to dig up her bones and use her pelvis as a dinner plate. But, she had herself cremated. No dinnerware there. Screech, if you ever kill yourself, please don't have yourself cremated. I would like to use your pelvis as a soup bowl. Also can you put me in your will to get your balls? I want to slip them into someone's drink at a party. Just think, it will be the first time they made it to a party. |
| 21st March 2005 - 12:21:16 PM |
| 12817 : Free comedy tip |
| Screech, how about introducing a 'bit' into your stand-up act where an enormous, well-endowed black gentleman comes on stage completely naked, and then proceeds to insert his fine black salamander as deep inside your scrawny white ass as it will go, before coating the insides of your lower digestive tract with slimy, protein-rich nigger seed? I would laugh!!!!!! |
| 21st March 2005 - 02:08:32 PM |
| 12818 : Mario Lopez |
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| 21st March 2005 - 02:46:28 PM |
| 12819 : Bender |
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| 21st March 2005 - 02:56:26 PM |
| 12820 : Matt Jeromin |
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| 21st March 2005 - 05:39:37 PM |
| 12821 : BLAKE PERRY |
| Hi dustin, my mom just went to see you at the funny bone in springfield illinois. she said you were halarious! She also got her picture taken with you. her and her 2 sisters. I'd like an autographed picture from you if you wouldnt mind. I am 10 and i really like watching you. |