19th April 2005 - 11:16:08 PM |
13187 : gay |
fuck you diamond |
19th April 2005 - 11:50:16 PM |
13188 : |
http://www.snopes.com/autos/audio/jackbox.mp3 |
19th April 2005 - 11:59:08 PM |
13189 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
screech, i just had unprotected anal sex with slater. lick slater's shit off my cock. |
20th April 2005 - 04:22:39 AM |
13190 : |
good one. not. fuck u |
20th April 2005 - 12:40:11 PM |
13191 : The Real Dustin Diamond |
Why do you guys do this to me? I am going to sue you guys. THIS SITE IS NOT MADE BY ME(The Real Dustin Diamond) Please stop this childish and sick slander. Please sign up for my fan club. |
20th April 2005 - 01:14:47 PM |
13192 : |
I love you Dustin!! Raul Barerra |
20th April 2005 - 01:29:07 PM |
13193 : |
you not fooling anyone Dustin, remember that night in PA after one of your shows when we went out back by the dumpsters and smoked some crack? than a whole crowd of smelly bums came over and begged to smoke some of your crack and you said only if they would let you fuck each of them in the ass. Remember when one of them tried to run away and you punch the back of his head and knocked him out - you really fucked him good, but the best part was when you burned him with your torch and shoot you jizz on his burns. Than remember when we went back inside to drink a few more beers and everone could smell dirty bum on you. Than we both went into the bathroom to pee and you told me to piss on your face and call you a dirty sailor. Than those frat boys came in and started an orgy - it was awesome |
20th April 2005 - 03:07:32 PM |
13194 : Pete the Penis Licker |
Hello Dustin, I have to say that I masturbate while watching Saved By The Bell on a daily basis. I try to cum on your face and my TV is crusted with dried love juice. I was sleeping one night and heard some loud noises outside by the dumpster, so I went out and saw a gang of guys dressed as you, Belding, Zack and Slater having an orgy. I watched from a distance while I played with myself, than one saw me and motioned for me to join. A Slater made me pull his greasy mullet as I skull fucked him. A Belding kept taking a shit on a Screech's fro. I sexed it up for 3 hours, than the police came. I thought we would be arrested or beat up, because they took out their nightsticks and smiled. One came over to me, looked at my ass, took the lube out of a Slaters hands, waxed up his nightstick and shoved it up my ass. It hurt so good. My ass was ripped open and they all took turns on it. We ended the night with a bukkake on a Screech. It was fun and I can't wait until they come back. |
20th April 2005 - 03:35:51 PM |
13195 : |
Hi guys, I'm from everyones favorite gay lesbian magazine the Advocate. I wanted to say that I really enjoy reading some of these stories. I also wanted to try to get in contact with Dustin, he had called me a year ago to do a story on him coming out of the closet, but he never gave the final word so I wanted to see if he was still up for doing it. I love when we do stories on has been celebrities coming out - it was great when we did Danny Pintauro - get back with me - you have my cell,and you guys be sure to check out www.advocate.com |
20th April 2005 - 05:05:44 PM |
13196 : Guess who? |
Hey Dustin, remember me? Remember that one night in 2001 when you were in Atlanta doing your shitty act down at Reggie's? Remember how badly you bombed and you were booed right off the stage? Remember when you went into the restroom to do some smack and I walked in on you and you acted embarassed? Remember when I said it was OK and that I liked your act and then tried to kiss you? Remember when you rebuffed my advances and said you didn't swing like that? Remember when I apologized and you said it was OK, but when you tried to walk away I sucker punched you in the gut and you fell to your knees? Remember when I kicked all your teeth in and then pulled your bloody, bruised face into my crotch? Remember how I held you by your big dopey ears and forced my fat sweaty cock into your toothless mouth? Remember how much blood and saliva you spit up on my cock and balls as I continued to force myself down your now sore throat? Remember when you eventually gagged so hard that you threw up your cup-o-noodle dinner and cheap beer all over my brand new Nikes? Remember how I retaliated by kicking you upside your jewfro and you fell over onto your stomach? Remember when I then ripped off your khakis and saw that you had shitted yourself from when I suckered punch you in the gut earlier? Remember how I grabbed a handful of your mushy shit and shoved it into your mouth to stop your sobbing, and then proceeded to give you the buttfucking of your life? Remember how I manhandled you like a rag doll, holding you by your girlish hips as I thrusted you across the floor, smearing your blood and shit and vomit all over the urine stained tiles? Remember how I donkey punched you several times as I finally came inside you, while groping your pitifully small penis and balls in my other hand? Remember when I yanked as hard as I could on your penis, causing you to scream out in pain as I pulled out of you and proceed to piss down your back? Remember how I finished you off by squeezing out a large steaming pile of shit right on top of your urine soaked jewfro and then stomped on your head, knocking you unconscious and leaving you alone in the restroom to lay in the piss, shit, urine and blood? What Dustin, you don't remember this? I'm hurt, Dustin… I always thought of this as a very fond moment shared between us, why you gotta be like that? |
20th April 2005 - 06:04:42 PM |
13197 : Clay Aiken |
Dustin, it's no good, I can't stop thinking about you. I know I'm with Ryan Seacrest, but as much as I love him, he can't satisfy me anymore - not since that week of intense pleasure the two of us shared after bumping into each other on holiday in Belize. Why haven't you called since then? Don't you remember how we rolled in the hot sand and told each other we'd be together forever? Don't you remember our nights of passion, and the liters of bodily fluids we shared? Didn't any of that mean anything to you??? You know I can't resist you, my hot kosher man-meat!! |
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13199 : |
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21st April 2005 - 12:32:29 AM |
13203 : |
"The Real Dustin Diamond" (msg 13191), thank you for creating this website. I come here daily to spank it. Gallons of warm jism have spewed out of my penis because of the stories posted here. Thanks buddy, |
21st April 2005 - 02:11:44 AM |
13204 : |
schreech, does mr. belding;s ass have a lot of cellulite? did he force you to toss his salad, or was that voluntary on your part? |
21st April 2005 - 03:43:25 AM |
13205 : Quest |
Hey Dustin, you are my idol. Whenever I have sex with my wife I think of you. I adore your curly hair, it reminds me of pubic hairs, not that I have any but Ive seen it before in porn. Anyways I have to go now bye |
21st April 2005 - 03:48:54 AM |
13206 : retiredmonkey |
Hey dustin hows it going ? Nothing going on much here, im just pretending to be drunk in italy. whoa im like so drunk and whoozy, i cant even type so im gonna go, peace. |
21st April 2005 - 03:57:37 AM |
13207 : DJ Jon |
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