| 19th June 2006 - 07:51:25 AM |
| 77898 : dustin diamond |
| you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A .00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A .00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE! |
| 19th June 2006 - 07:53:19 AM |
| 77899 : General Zod |
| KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, SCREECH... KNEEEEEEEEL! |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:22:27 AM |
| 77900 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Chachi, you're a blast from the past. Have you turned gay yet? Because I think you and I should spitroast Screech. It would be awesome to do it in front of Arthur Giraldo! Maybe then he'll give Screech another loan. |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:28:25 AM |
| 77901 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, do you realize you're committing copyright infringement by using the name "Screeech" on the t-shirts you are hawking? You misspelled your former character's name, but it's a blatant ripoff nevertheless. What would you do if after losing your house to foreclosure you were sued for statutory damages for copyright infringement? |
| 19th June 2006 - 08:29:34 AM |
| 77902 : Rusty Trombone |
| Sure thing, Enos. I'll let you know if hear where the next one is happening. Screech, recently I've been hitting branches of Denny's, and I find they are a great of source of cock and ass. My thing is to hang around in the rest room until some dude comes in - then I whip out my cock and start beating. Sometimes they'll get violent, sometimes they'll run and tell the manager - but more often than not they'll whip theirs out too, and sometimes the mutual masturbation will lead to bigger things. One time I was getting busy with a dude in the cubicle, and the manager found us and dragged him out of the restaurant, buck naked with an erect cock streaked with my shit and blood, right past the other diners, including his wife and kids. I made a quick exit through the fire escape and laughed my ass off. Also, if you look in the alleys round back, you can usually find a bum or two rooting around in the trash. Those guys'll do ANYTHING for a quick buck, trust me. The look of desperation is such a turn-on. |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:14:13 AM |
| 77903 : ali |
| omg is this really dustins site? i never knew he was gay lol |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:16:26 AM |
| 77904 : fan |
| dude, it sounds like a scam to me, by the way if i were in your shoes i would sue that so called buddy for at least 2 million dollars and put him outta business |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:16:51 AM |
| 77905 : WWE Superstar: Bobby Lashley! |
| http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3985/017ji1wo.jpg |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:23:41 AM |
| 77906 : fan |
| the company that wrote the letter to this dustin i believe they are just plain greedy, they waited for the right moment for property values to increase like 300 percent then start sending letters that you owe us this amount of money |
| 19th June 2006 - 09:36:40 AM |
| 77907 : |
| yes ali, dustin is really gay, he doesn't admit it in public because he's afraid it will hurt his career. dustin, stop being such a homophobe and come out already! |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:16:17 AM |
| 77908 : Mark Diamond |
| Dustin, remember when I robbed you of all your money you made on saved by the bell? Remember how I broke all contact with you and have spent all your money? I sure got you good that time son! |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:28:15 AM |
| 77909 : hung fag |
| this site made me cum: http://www.3xtoys.ca/10%20inch%20rotating%20cock%20molded%20from%20Jeff%20Stryker.htm |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:28:30 AM |
| 77910 : #1 Fan |
| Diamond, what happened to www.trustthedust.com? |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:35:43 AM |
| 77911 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, Let's fuck and eat ass. |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:53:09 AM |
| 77912 : Neil Diamond |
| Screech, I'm your real father, not Mark Diamond. Your brother Mike D from the Beastie Boys and I are having quite a few laughs at your expense as you are about to lose your house. Maybe I'll write a followup to my hit song "Sweet Caroline" call "Sweet Diamond" or "Sweet Screech." I'll let you know soon, son. |
| 19th June 2006 - 10:58:10 AM |
| 77913 : #2 Fan |
| This old post made me laugh: 21st July 2005 - 10:56:54 PM 55257 : Ox Screech, remember that episode where you fell asleep in Mr. Tuttle's class at Bayside? Remember when you dreamed that you were in the navy and were the captain of the U.S.S. Zubaz? Remember when Maxwell Nerdstrom, your first mate, detected an incoming torpodeo? Remember when you yelled out "all hands on deck"? Remember when you dreamed that you tried to evade the torpodeo but were just too slow to react? Remember when you dreamed that the torpodeo broke through the hull of the U.S.S. Zubaz with a direct hit? Remember when you dreamed that hot seawater rushed into the U.S.S. Zubaz? Remember when you woke up and discovered that Mr. belding was doing you in the butt with his middle-aged "torpodoe" while Zack was pissing all over your Zubaz and Mr. Tuttle was tea-bagging you? The Bayside gang really got you good that time! |
| 19th June 2006 - 11:11:20 AM |
| 77914 : whomever |
| once you star as a geeky, nerdy, loser on t.v you never really ever gain a cool image again. |
| 19th June 2006 - 11:54:45 AM |
| 77915 : |
| Diamond, what have you done to fagbuters and dner? please release them immediately. |
| 19th June 2006 - 12:12:29 PM |
| 77916 : concerned citizen |
| Yeah dicknose! Did you trap them in your mighty ass? If so release them or I will forced to call in Belding dressed in a British Bobby costume to come stick his billy club up your ass to force you to release them! We need them back to lead the way in our quest to re-queer this guestbook to its maximum potential!!! |
| 19th June 2006 - 12:44:07 PM |
| 77917 : Arby\'s Manager |
| Dustin, I understand that you are in a horrid fight for your house right now. I also know that you come into the store 4-5 times a day buying multiple bags of Beef 'n' Cheddars to satisfy your whale-like fake wife of yours. I know that this has to be draining your pocketbook in these desparate times. Although I am not prepared to help you monitarily, I am offering you something that could save your house... FREE BEEF 'N' CHEDDARS FOR LIFE!!!!!! All you have to do is meet me behind the dumpster with a couple of my mulleted latino employees (some damn good Slater if you ask me) for some unprotected buttsex. That is all I ask. Please consider this. I am serious about this, but am afraid to bring this up in person. I know you read these messages from your queer fans because you told me once. I want to help you. |