| 22nd June 2006 - 07:06:38 PM |
| 78074 : Lava Croft |
| Dustin got OWNED! |
| 22nd June 2006 - 08:40:19 PM |
| 78075 : |
| This has to be JeffK's work. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 09:10:24 PM |
| 78076 : Jeremy Miller |
| Can't wait to see your honky ass on Geraldo you fucking loser. |
| 22nd June 2006 - 11:54:47 PM |
| 78077 : The Man Now Dog |
| lol Geraldo |
| 23rd June 2006 - 12:27:48 AM |
| 78078 : Jennifer Diamond |
| Hey guys, it's me, Dustin's VERY REAL wife, Jennifer. Listen, I'd appreciate it if you could stop spreading scurrilous rumors about my husband, OK? We're going through a really rough spot at the moment and we need all the support we can get. Just because we got screwed over in a business deal and are gonna lose our house, and just because Dustin sometimes uses blue language in his stand-up act, doesn't make us bad people, OK? And just because sometimes I like to wrap my labia around Dustin's puckered asshole and let him fart inside my vagina, doesn't make us bad people either. Oh and by the way, last night Screech launched some smelly browngas up my front fanny and now I'm poo-pregnant. You see his smelly fart made a baby inside me and now I'm pregnant and in 9 months time I'm going to poo-poo it out and it will be half-man half-poo like a piece of live poo and we will look after him and call him Zoinks Diamond. Our poo-baby will be very smelly but we will love him and nurture him and some day he will become president. Anyway I have to go and do a smelly poo-poo, your co-operation is appreciated. |
| 23rd June 2006 - 07:10:26 AM |
| 78079 : Geraldo |
| Hey SCREECH, does the thought of being anally raped live on air in front of the whole nation turn you on??? Well I'm gonna make it come true fucker!!! |
| 23rd June 2006 - 07:29:21 AM |
| 78080 : Things that make you go ZOINKS! |
| http://fapomatic.com/show.php?loc=25&f=821609.jpg |
| 23rd June 2006 - 08:20:00 AM |
| 78081 : Dustin Diamond |
| NIGGERS ARE SMELLY |
| 23rd June 2006 - 09:02:47 AM |
| 78082 : Larry Bolton |
| Did anyone else see the interview on "Geraldo At Large" yesterday? Geraldo sent a reporter with a mullet out to Wisconsin to interview Diamond. As usual, Diamond complained that his parents took a lot of his money. He also said a lot of it was "wasted," but did no say by whom. The part with Diamond was taped beforehand, and then Geraldo talked to the mullet-head reporter one-on-one. Geraldo said something like "Did I detect that you didn't seem to feel too sorry for Screech there?" And then they talked for about a minute, never once referring to the former child star as "Dustin Diamond." Instead, they only called him "Screech." It was pretty funny. |
| 23rd June 2006 - 09:17:43 AM |
| 78083 : adam |
| dude, sorry to hear your selling your house. why don't you sell kevin. hahahhaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa horshack rules |
| 23rd June 2006 - 09:45:51 AM |
| 78084 : Rusty Trombone |
| Hey Screech, I just jerked it to your Geraldo interview. But before that I was down at the local Applebee's, tooling for anus. I hooked up with some dude in the restroom. Well, when I say "hooked up", I actually mean he caught me licking the urinals in the men's restroom and called me a fucking faggot, so I smashed his face against a wash basin and had raped his unconscious body. I woulda prized his jaws open and dropped a deuce in his mouth as well, but I had to hurry home and set my tivo to record you interview. Why didn't you love of dumpster sex with Geraldo? |
| 23rd June 2006 - 09:46:11 AM |
| 78085 : Lance |
| Diamond, thanks for going on the Geraldo show yesterday. I was naked and touching myself while you were on show. I totally blew a huge load that got stuck to my ceiling. Thanks buddy. |
| 23rd June 2006 - 09:51:59 AM |
| 78086 : Jennifer Diamond |
| When I give birth to Zoinks Diamond through my poop hole it will be quite smelly sound like PPPPPPHHHHPPPPPPLLLLLPPpPPPPPSLORPPLOPKERSPLATCH |
| 23rd June 2006 - 10:26:18 AM |
| 78087 : Geraldo Rivera |
| Hey Screeech, fancy a mustache ride??? |
| 23rd June 2006 - 11:27:15 AM |
| 78088 : |
| someone should edit this to include a reference to screech or saved by the bell - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophilia |
| 23rd June 2006 - 12:16:32 PM |
| 78089 : Mr. Belding |
| Screech you stupid son of a bitch. I guees things aren't going well for you huh. Maybe you should sell that secret video on the internet of when I fucked your shit pipe and packed it full of beef and cheddars only to fuck your ass more with the beef and cheddars deep inside. I heard your rectum got an infection from that. Did you have to shove ointment up your ass to cure it? I bet you enjoyed that. We need to get together again for some on the down low gay sex. I think I can get Jaleel White to join us again. He will were his Urkle costume if we dress up as Belding and Screech. So take out those zubaz and prepare for a reverse Oreo spit roast! |
| 23rd June 2006 - 12:22:26 PM |
| 78090 : Angus Hung |
| For those about to take a shit in Screech's mouth, we salute you! |
| 23rd June 2006 - 01:21:45 PM |
| 78091 : Mrs. Diamond |
| Hi there Dustin, it's me your mother speaking from the grave. I just wanted to let you know that your a big cocksucking loser. You come from a long line of losers. Your father was a loser, his father was a loser and so on. In fact you child was such a loser that he wasn't even born. So far you are by far the biggest loser in the whole chain of losers. I always hated you, that's why we spent all your money going on vacations and not taking you. We used you to make us money and took it all. We sure showed you huh cockmunch. Your girlfriend is fat and ugly btw. Good going, you're insuring that the line of losers continues. We are all disapointed in you, of course we had expectations for you to fail big time, but you're still a let down. I wanted to dump you into a dumpster after you were born, but your father had the idea to pimp you into acting. Thanks for everything we stole from you you no talent ass clown. Love, your mom. |
| 23rd June 2006 - 01:25:24 PM |
| 78092 : Jennifer Misner |
| Shut up all you haters. I love my Dusty- Wusty. Especiall when he brings home a few bagfulls of Arby's Beef-n-Cheddars! |
| 23rd June 2006 - 01:55:37 PM |
| 78093 : dustin \"screech diamond\" powers |
| ZOINKS I SURE AM FLAMING GAY |