| 25th June 2006 - 12:43:50 AM |
| 78114 : Deuce Dumper |
| hey screech, I wanna give you "nut cluster suprise" - that's where I eat a whole family size bag of peanuts and then the next day I come and take a big dump in your mouth. It's nice and crunchy and full of pieces of undigested peanut. yum yum. |
| 25th June 2006 - 01:18:55 AM |
| 78115 : Sly Stallone |
| Ey yo! Eyy, it's the Screech!! Eyy, I loved that guy! Ey Screech listen up, I'm thinking of remaking my 1970 Z-list porno flick "Party at Kitty and Stud's", only as a queer porno, and I think you'd be perfect for the role of Kitty! Whaddayasay, buddy? The money's good, and you'll get my big fat tool up your ass! |
| 25th June 2006 - 03:23:42 AM |
| 78116 : Jerry Falwell |
| Screech, I know you are in financial troubles at the moment so I would like to offer you to squat over a glass coffee table, underneath which I am lying, and squeeze out a big old Stanley Steamer. How about it? You gotta crap sometime so you might as well make some money out of it. |
| 25th June 2006 - 05:09:23 AM |
| 78117 : Fonz |
| AYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 25th June 2006 - 05:10:37 AM |
| 78118 : queer makoto |
| hai 2 u screech my name is makoto. how are you today i am fine thankyou. i am gay schoolboy in tokyo japan. i am wanted writing because i am fan of you works. i also think that you are not knowing of poopularness of [cosplay orgys] that are happen in toukyo. they are usual being happen in back alleys and i am often go with my queer cramschool frends. there are not many of [saved by teh bell] type but [pokemon] party is being popular. do you knowing tv show pokemon? once time i went dresst as psyduck and was sexed by pikachu and then had receve [goldne shower] from squertle. when it became time for pickachu to make the white liquid come out he said [pika, pika PIKAAAA!] it was very like the show and and very pleasent. i is sorry for my bad engliush, can you udnerstand? anyway i hope to have of the gay sex with you in teh futur. |
| 25th June 2006 - 12:41:55 PM |
| 78119 : Dner |
| Holy Shit!!!! Its soooooo fucking great to be back! Hello to all my fellow queers! I'm sure some of you have been on the Dustin Diamond Love forum and I'm glad we gave all of you plenty of spank material until this guestbook opened! But don't ditch the forum though, there is plenty of queer fun to go around! Dner |
| 25th June 2006 - 01:52:47 PM |
| 78120 : screeched my pants |
| dude...like...i bought a t-shirt from you to prevent you from being homeless. Everyone else should either buy a sponsorship brick or at-shirt to prevent dustin diamond a.k.a screech from being homeless IMMEDIATELY GOD DAMMIT! |
| 25th June 2006 - 02:29:57 PM |
| 78121 : Lance |
| Diamond, is this true? " 24th June 2006 - 04:14:57 PM 78110 : dustin the part i liked about your standup act the best was when you had the mic up to your gut and you could hear all the hiv+ semen swooshing around in your gut" I need to check out your stand-up act the next time you're in town!!! |
| 25th June 2006 - 02:49:51 PM |
| 78122 : Lawrence |
| How's the house going? Your the man now dog! |
| 25th June 2006 - 04:25:02 PM |
| 78123 : diamondcutter |
| It's good to see you back, D-ner. Well said aboot the DDL forum... http://s12.invisionfree.com/Dustin_Diamond_Love/index.php?act=idx |
| 25th June 2006 - 04:57:02 PM |
| 78124 : Daddy-Mack-Vader |
| Yo, Screech is ballin' on a budget. Some cats don't know how he do when it comes to his pimp stroll. That's why he be fucking all y'all girlfriends. Recognise. If your bitch on his shit, it's your bitch you check. Yo, DD Cool L, stay mackin'. |
| 25th June 2006 - 05:28:04 PM |
| 78125 : |
| I am wondering how many guys have tasted their cum and how they did it? I use to lay in bed and masturbate and aim towards my face and usually it would squirt all over my lips as well. Finally I decided if we expect other dudes to taste/suck us why shouldn't we know what it is like? I sometimes wore Zubaz, a JewFro wig and put my legs over my head or bent over onto myself and came inside my own mouth. I know this isn't anything a guy would discuss face to face with another guy he knows, but on here he can be free to say what he has tried alone. Any others try this before? |
| 25th June 2006 - 05:57:37 PM |
| 78126 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Does anyone else here think it's funny that Screech and his family moved from his school with Miss Bliss in Indianapolis, IN to Bayside in Los Angeles, CA in an effort to protect Screech from daily rapings at the hands of Mr. Belding only to discover that Mr. Belding had been transferred to Bayside at the same time? |
| 25th June 2006 - 07:51:15 PM |
| 78127 : Corey Haim |
| Hey Jennifer, So cool that you left that dog turd Diamond. If you want you should head up to Toronto and live with me and my mom. I cleared it with her and Mom says that's cool shit. We got a Arby's a block away and they always through out tons of Beef n Cheddars at the end of every shift so we can be living large. I take care of my ladies! And the Haimster swings both ways, I got a donkey dick and I'll stick it in anything!!! Write back Jen, hope to see your fat ass soon!!! Peace, C.Haim |
| 25th June 2006 - 07:53:26 PM |
| 78128 : tonivankun |
| Need more shoes on dustin's head! |
| 25th June 2006 - 10:29:41 PM |
| 78129 : |
| 78125: try taking a few tips from this guy - http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1630/1607/1600/ulp9.jpg |
| 25th June 2006 - 10:48:08 PM |
| 78130 : Jennifer Misner |
| Oh Corey, What a wonderfull offer!!! All the beef n cheddars I can handle directly out of a dumpster? Now that's how a real man takes care of his lady! Dustin is a washed up piece of dung who doesn't even have a mom! I'm heading north Corey, tell your mom that I get first dibs on the garbage from that Arby's and that I'm going stick Beef n Cheddars up your ass and eat them like there was no tomorrow! Hot Diggity, my stinky twat is getting excited thinking about a pudgy nude Corey Haim and 40 dumpster saved beef n cheddars. As I make my way north I'm still looking for some hot studs to fuck! Dustin you suck my hairy ass!!!!! Jen |
| 25th June 2006 - 10:51:55 PM |
| 78131 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what happened to your father, Mark Diamond? Why doesn't he lend you some of the money he stole from you to help you save your house? What's up with that? |
| 26th June 2006 - 04:21:53 AM |
| 78132 : LOL IM BEAES |
| WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT LOLOLOL I ARE PWN IEOkelwwd |
| 26th June 2006 - 05:01:00 AM |
| 78133 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Does anyone know any good blues musicians? I think someone needs to write a song called "Dustin Diamond Blues" about how Screech has no money, no house, and now his wife has left him for Corey Haim. It could also make reference to the fact that Screech is a universally-reviled douchebag, and to how Belding and Slater used to torment him by taking smelly HIV+ shits in his hair. |