| 05th July 2006 - 04:01:56 AM |
| 78293 : Julien |
| Hey Dusty, just wanted to let you know that you have lots of fans down here in the Castro district, and we're all rooting for ya! If you lose your house and you need a place to stay, just come on down and show your face in any one of the queer clubs or bars here - we're all just dying to take you home! |
| 05th July 2006 - 06:23:33 AM |
| 78294 : Chachi |
| DA CHACH is flaming gay! |
| 05th July 2006 - 06:30:20 AM |
| 78295 : Dom DeLuise |
| Dustin, toss my salad with extra parmesan you fucking faggot! |
| 05th July 2006 - 08:50:42 AM |
| 78296 : jonas Reyter |
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| 05th July 2006 - 08:59:41 AM |
| 78297 : Freddie Fuckstain |
| Hey Jonas, you sound hot - let's assfuck. Then I can fart out gooey lumps of my watery, sweet corn kernal-infested diarreah all over your head and hair and stomp on your nuts with my metal soccer cleats until you beg and plead for mercy, which you will not recieve... Instead, I will then anally penetrate you from behind as I rip your brillo pad of hair out by its roots as I whisper sweet nothings into your dumbo ears. |
| 05th July 2006 - 09:08:32 AM |
| 78298 : The Dust |
| I like thick HIV+ cocks up my ass. When I lose my house I think I will turn to a life of crime so that I can go to prison and be anally raped daily by hung, muscular african-american gentleman. Man I could really use some dude taking a dump in my mouth right about now. I love the taste of diarrhea almost as much as I love the taste of hot, hot spooge. God I wish I could get a bunch of dudes together to shower me with shit and jizz. I tried paying a bunch of homeless guys to do that once but the motherfuckers beat me up and ripped my apartment off. |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:07:12 AM |
| 78299 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, meet me at Corey Clarke's Dude Ranch, Miami for hot action. I'll be there tomorrow evening with my life-partner Ramone and a guy we pulled off streets recently, he's named Philipe and he's the hottest little twink you've ever seen. Ramone and I gave him his first spit-roasting just the other night, goddamn if he hasn't got the tightest little asshole. Oh god I'm getting wood just thinking about it. Anyway we're hitting the jacuzzi first then we've booked the Roman lounge so expect a full-scale orgy. Cum on down, you'll have a great night I promise. If any of you other queers wanna join in the fun as well that would be great. Full report when I get back! XX Maxwell |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:38:51 AM |
| 78300 : The Dust |
| I can't help it - it sounds gross but I've just always loved when dudes take a shit on my face. I like when a hot stud hangs his asshole inches from my nose and lets rip with some liquid shit. I love watching the sphincter dilate and then...whoosh... |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:42:42 AM |
| 78301 : Frosties Kid |
| They're gonna taste great!, They're gonna taste great, I can hear the sound of Screech's shit hitting me plate, They're gonna taste great, With Screech shitting on my mate, Well everybody knows Screech's shit taste great! Even ladies who wait, Or a pir-ate, And a hungry teenage brother who's out on a date! If you live in Oz, mate, Or the Empire State, Even ladies with personalised number plates, Or a bloke in a crate, Well he knows they taste great! They're gonna taste great, [Infamous rap motion here] They're gonna taste great, They're gonna taste great, They're gonna taste great! They are gonna taste GREAT! I'm off now to kill myself. |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:05:43 AM |
| 78302 : GG Allin was an American hero |
| Dustin, would you accept 0,000 to dismember your own penis, fry it and eat it? Whlist being sodomized by OJ Simpson? And whilst a mob of stinking hoboes shower you with shit, piss, jizz and whatever else comes to hand? Because I know some people who would pay top dollar for a video of that shit. |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:57:06 AM |
| 78303 : krau_soles |
| This entire thing has become one unified lemon. |
| 05th July 2006 - 12:35:03 PM |
| 78304 : |
| screech I heard you once dropped a deuce in dennis haskins wig and then he put it on. is this true???? |
| 05th July 2006 - 12:46:23 PM |
| 78305 : Dustin Diamond |
| How dare you all make fun of me? I am Screech! The pop celebrity superstar of the 90s. I am ordering you all to cease and decist or else I will return to being a TV star and further ruin your cable viewing pleasures! Sincerely, Dustin "The Man" Diamond |
| 05th July 2006 - 01:07:16 PM |
| 78306 : Kurt |
| Is it just me, or does someone around here find the term "duece" to be very funny? I've seen that term used quite a bit lately. Don't get me wrong, it is funny - this is just my own observation. |
| 05th July 2006 - 01:33:52 PM |
| 78307 : Kurt |
| read this article from 2004. Diamond actually refers to himself as a "full-fledged professional comedian"!!!!!! http://www.jsonline.com/story/?id=245801 Dustin Diamond 'Takes Five' A self-love that dare not Screech its name Posted: July 22, 2004 While some of his "Saved by the Bell" co-stars have moved slowly into the syndicated abyss, Dustin Diamond, who played the geeky Screech, has been touring the stand-up comedy circuit and selling instructional chess videos. Even though his middle name is Neil, he's not related to the singer, nor is he related to the Beastie Boys' Mike D. A California native, Diamond, 27, moved to Milwaukee's east side three years ago and now considers himself a Wisconsinite. Diamond spoke in advance of his comedy gig at 8 p.m. Sunday at the Modjeska Theatre, 1134 W. Mitchell St., with Journal Sentinel reporter Reid J. Epstein. Q. You were born and raised in California and lived there when "Saved by the Bell" was taping. What prompted you to move to Wisconsin? Advertisement 'Takes Five' Photo/Files Dustin Diamond A. I met a girl out here, and my band had recorded out here, so I ended up moving. It's not very exciting. Q. Do you find that when you're out in Milwaukee people recognize you? A. Oh, absolutely. Like Kid Rock is representing Detroit, I'm now representing Wisconsin. Q. How would Bayside High be different if it were set in Milwaukee? A. I have no idea. You'd have to ask the original writers. I don't think it would be too much different. The way they set up the show, everybody was from a different clique, but unbelievably they were all friends. They were supposed to kind of generally resemble your average person, but, of course, larger than life. Q. How do you explain the lack of professional success had by your "Saved by the Bell" co-stars since they left the show? A. I think because we did the show so long, we've been typecast, and typecasting is a very powerful thing. It's wrong, but it does exist. Unlike me, they don't have anything to fall back on. I'm now a full-fledged professional comedian. If they don't act, there's nothing they can do. Q. I read that you once tried to date Tori Spelling. How did that turn out? A. No, I think that got mixed up. I actually tried to set her up with Mark-Paul (Gosselaar, who played Zach Morris on the show). That was when she made her cameo on the show. But Mark-Paul wasn't interested. |
| 05th July 2006 - 03:26:47 PM |
| 78308 : Dustin \"Deuce\" Diamond |
| I think I'll adopt that new name. |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:42:41 PM |
| 78309 : UGOFF IS HUNGRY FOR GAY SEX |
| I'll put some chedder and crackers up your bum ok. |
| 05th July 2006 - 10:43:40 PM |
| 78310 : Horny for cock up my ass |
| I am desparate for any kind of manlove my tight asshole can get. Any takers? |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:04:26 PM |
| 78311 : Jennifer Misner |
| There are 2 kinds of beef injections that I have alays enjoyed. One is my husband's 10 inch erect cock. The other is the bagfuls of Arby's Beef 'n' Cheddars that he feeds me. With the current money pinch, I am lucky if he comes in with 2 or 3 at a time... even when they are 5 for .50. Please feed me. I need more Beef 'n' Cheddars that my man can provide for me. I will sell my body for a couple bagfuls... that's how much I need them. Judt stop by my house with a couple bags of them and I will do ANYTHING YOU WANT!!!!!!! |
| 05th July 2006 - 11:46:32 PM |
| 78312 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Yes Kurt, there seem to be a lot of deuces being dropped here lately. I've heard that, back in the day, Dustin used to hit queer bars incognito and he became known as the "Deuce-Drop Kid" because of his love of scatplay. Also, sometimes he'd hook up with Danny Pintauro and together they would become "The Deuce-Droppin' Duo". So maybe this is the reason? |