| 09th July 2006 - 02:12:12 AM |
| 78391 : Vanilla Ice |
| WHAT IT'S LIKE...HAVIN' A DUSTI |
| 09th July 2006 - 02:44:59 AM |
| 78392 : Bruce Vilanch |
| Hey there Screech! Well it's summer already and my taint is kicking out one helluva stench! If you'd like I'd be willing to pay you to wash and lick my less hygenic areas twice a day for the entire summer. The guy I had doing it before, Pedro, is sadly no longer with us since I accidently farted in his face one time and he suffocated. Poor guy. It's a risky job but someone's gotta do it!! I know you're strapped for cash right now, so call me if you're interested - you should have the number, I wrote it on your briefs that time we hooked up in the men's room of Groucho's! |
| 09th July 2006 - 03:06:49 AM |
| 78393 : Tom Cruise |
| Ooooh Dustin you little twink bitch, you make my fucking dick soooo hard. Cum to my scientology church tonight if you wanna be spit-roasted by me and Isaac Hayes. We`re gonna pump you so full of thetan-rich sperm you`ll think you`re L. Ron Hubbard. |
| 09th July 2006 - 05:58:26 AM |
| 78394 : Isaac Hayes |
| Aw yeah thass right sucka. You better get yo furry white butt down here, I'm fixin' to be all up in dem guts. Praise L. Ron. |
| 09th July 2006 - 07:06:57 AM |
| 78395 : steveylol |
| max u r a ghey |
| 09th July 2006 - 09:47:18 AM |
| 78396 : Clay Aiken |
| Hey Screech, listen up coz I've got something exciting to lay on ya...and it ain't my cock!! LOL!!! Anyway, I wanted to say...keep it on the QT but next month me, Ryan Seacrest, Tom Cruise, Brice Beckham, Jeremy Miller, Joey Lawrence, Ricky Martin, John Travolta and several others are gonna go on Oprah and...get this...we're gonna have a JOINT COMING OUT, ON NATIONAL TV. That's right, live on Oprah...well live to tape at least!!!...it'll be the TV event of the decade, and it would mean so much to all of us if you would join in on the show as well. C'mon Dusty, we've all admitted that the time has come to stop living the lie, why can't you as well?? It's 2006, for fuck's sake, it's OK to be gay! Anyway I hope this really is your personal forum coz...I wouldn't want any of those sick freaks who are stalking you online to get their hands on this info...God knows what would happen! Anyway, it would be amazing if you wanted to join us on our special day, get in touch buddy, you know the number. XX Clay |
| 09th July 2006 - 12:10:04 PM |
| 78397 : Gay Screech Lover |
| Please, Screech, please let me fuck you. I want your tight little ass so bad. |
| 09th July 2006 - 03:17:28 PM |
| 78398 : Kurt |
| Hey Diamond, I found your resume on the Internet. http://www.carrycompany.com/pdf/diamond.pdf It indicates that you are a professional wrestler and that one of your unique skills is that you have a Driver's License. What an awesome resume. Who have you wrestled professionally? Hulk Hogan? Goldberg? I sure as hell don't remember ever hearing about you wrestling anyone. Also, I'm so impressed that you have a Driver's License. I mean those are so hard to get. Maybe you should have listed some more "special skills" on your resume such as the ability to talk, eat, or walk! With all of those "special skills" listed, I'm sure you'll land all of the big gigs!!! |
| 09th July 2006 - 03:44:30 PM |
| 78399 : katy |
| hey why r u guys being so mean to dustin, he never did anything to harm you dustin hi if u read this, its sad that these people are posting bad stuff on yr official site, why dont you get a mod to clean it up cos it cant be good for yr image and career im going to buy 1 of yr t-shirts and wear it to school this week!!!1 peace katy |
| 09th July 2006 - 04:09:14 PM |
| 78400 : |
| the captions on these photos are kind of funny: http://www.screwscreech.com/gallery2.htm |
| 09th July 2006 - 04:36:43 PM |
| 78401 : Mr. Belding\'s Stink Nuggets |
| Screech, I belong in your mouth right now. |
| 09th July 2006 - 06:13:34 PM |
| 78402 : Rocco |
| Kurt, I also enjoyed how he lists himself as Co-Star in many movies. In Made, Dickie Roberts, and Big Fat Liar, he made quick cameos as himself and had no real lines. I don't see how that makes on a co-star. Rather cameo should be there instead. With those amazing ninga/chess skills along with the filmography of a true hollywood jackass it's amazing Diamond isn't in all this summers blockbusters! Shit, I'm sure he would be a better Jack Sparrow then Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Carribean. Can you fucking imagine that? I just got wood thinking about it!!! ROCCO |
| 09th July 2006 - 10:47:39 PM |
| 78403 : www |
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| 09th July 2006 - 11:52:17 PM |
| 78404 : Brian Kut |
| Dustin Diamond, I want to thyank you for being a part of my favorite childhood show Saved By The Bell. My best friend and his father used to watch the show with me. We would all get so aroused during the show and would amsturbate each other many times. Thanks for the good times. |
| 10th July 2006 - 01:44:24 AM |
| 78405 : zOMGREI |
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| 10th July 2006 - 01:57:17 AM |
| 78406 : |
| This thread needs queer input - http://imdb.com/name/nm1341750/board/nest/47766515 |
| 10th July 2006 - 02:58:50 AM |
| 78407 : JACOB-THEGUY |
| max i love you |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:22:12 AM |
| 78408 : Jack |
| I LOVE SCREECH (DUSTIN) HE ROCKS! SAVE HIS HOUSE GO TO http://www.getdshirts.com/ AND BUY A SCREECH T-SHIRT |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:27:35 AM |
| 78409 : Jack |
| Go to my website to save screech! e-mail me to get my site! |
| 10th July 2006 - 04:36:52 AM |
| 78410 : Jack |
| Below is a letter Dustin (screech) wrote to his fans! I'm Dustin Diamond and you probably remember me from the hit TV show Saved By The Bell. After the show ended I decided to leave Sunny Cailfornia for the midwest. My shitty credit meant that getting a loan for a house would be tough. I began looking and finally purchsed one on a land contract. I was thrilled! Now I call Wisconsin my home. During the past years the land around me has developed for the better and my property value went way up. Now that the house is worth a lot more they want it back. Knowing my credit is bad, getting a straight mortgage would take some time. I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled. Calling an old friend with lots of connections, I was finally referred to a man named Arthur Giraldo who works for New York Capital Exchange. "If he can't do it, it can't be done." Arthur was said to be an expert in land contracts and a guru when it came to getting difficult loans done. Indeed Arthur sold himself highly and away we went to save my house. I was told not to worry, that it wouldn't be a problem and that everything would be done quickly, as was needed. I sent everything he asked for and signed all the papers that were sent to me. The closing date was to be set and he would have a lawyer who was in Wisconsin come to the closing with me. Arthur even said he was going to fly out himself and be there for the closing. The days went by and I never heard from him. I called and left message after message but never got a call back. I finally called from another number from the road (I travel the U.S. doing stand up comedy) and he picked up. As if we had all the time in the world, he brushed it off and said again not to worry. Everything was moving ahead and all is well. He set yet another closing date, but that came and went. Meanwhile, all was not well and they still want the house. As days crept by and still no calls from Arthur, I was forced to threaten calling every day, all day long, every hour on the hour til I got a call back. Alas, I get a call back. "Don't worry. Everything's moving ahead and all is well." Less than thrilled. This avoidance goes on and on for some time until... "You got Served" That's right, yours truly gets served with a notice to foreclose. They're gonna take my house! I'm gonna be homeless! Dustin Diamond homeless in Wisconsin. BULLSHIT! Time to call up New York Capital Exchange and set them straight! My message went something like this... "Tell Arthur Giraldo that I just got served and was told that he hadn't contacted the holder of the land contract for over a month, never sent any papers over and as such, I am losing my house. If he doesn't call me back I'll go to Howard Stern and tell the world (New York especially) how he does business. Let's face it, if he can't find the time to work on a mortgage for a famous celebrity, how will he handle the average person?" In more words than one I was told basically... "Go f... yourself!" One phone call later I was telling the Stern show what had happened. Time to pay the piper Arthur. You shouldn't have f...ed with the Dman. At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. 1. I want Arthur to lose his cushy job at NYCE where he screws over the working man then laughs at their expense. 2. I ask you to join my fight against injustice by helping to save my house. I've designed a T-shirt for all of you to wear to show your support. All monies go towards Saving My House! 1. A .00 donation will get you a comfortable and stylish cotton T-Shirt telling the world you helped save my house. 2. A .00 donation will get you that same T-Shirt signed by me with my special message "Fuck Giraldo". First we rallied to Free Wynona. The next time we Voted For Pedro. This time we'll Save Screeech's House! Please rally behind me and together we can end the feeble handling of peoples futures by Arthur Giraldo and at the same time SAVE MY HOUSE! |