| 16th July 2006 - 08:08:48 PM |
| 78510 : artie lang |
| screech, thanks for opening for me u fucking dickhead |
| 16th July 2006 - 09:38:14 PM |
| 78511 : belding |
| screech, you suck. report to my office for unprotected buttsex immediately. |
| 16th July 2006 - 10:40:15 PM |
| 78512 : Zack Morris |
| my dad and i are gonna double up on you tonight. u are gonna get aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th July 2006 - 04:37:52 AM |
| 78513 : MJ is thrusting your anus |
| Tired of anus and im Tired of the itchyness Your anus are disgusting So what does it mean when I'm thrusting it into you I got to get in As jacked as it sounds Your smelly anus sucks, dammit Hee, heeheeheee Peek in the anus Come into the hole You tell me I'm wrong Then you better prove you're right You're sellin' out ass but ah I care about yours I've got to get bigger And I won't give up the fight With such ding dong in your ass don't it make you wanna cream Make you wanna cream Me bashing and abusin' victimizing within your ass Baby Baby! You try to cope with every thrust of my pelvis Somebody please stop me 'Cause I just can't take it Stop pressurin' me Just Stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make me wanna cream Stop pressurin' me Just Stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make you just wanna cream Oh brother please have mercy 'Cause I just can't take it Stop pressurin' me Just stop pressurin' me Stop pressurin' me Make me wanna cream Stop pressurin' me NAAARRGHHHH! (spills load)... |
| 17th July 2006 - 06:08:00 AM |
| 78514 : Artie Lange\'s lawyer |
| Dear Mr. Diamond As a means of reperation for your recent breach of contract, my client, Mr. Lange, would very much like to insert several leaking size D batteries into your anus. Please contact me at your earliest convenience so that we can arrange an appointment. Yours, S. poogeinmymouth |
| 17th July 2006 - 07:55:33 AM |
| 78515 : James Bomb |
| Dr Scatplay From your anus with Love (1963) Goldfingering your ass (1964) Thunderballs (1965) You Only Spitroast Twice (1967) In Her Majesty's Secret Torture Room (1969) Diamond In the Rough (1971) Live and Let Screech get HIV (1973) The Man with the Golden Cum (1974) The Spy Who Spunked Me (1977) Moonbreaker (1979) Bukakke: In Your Eyes Only (1981) Yes, it's Asspussy (1983) A View to a Cheap Thrill (1985) The Living Screechlights (1987) Licence to Shag your ass until it bleeds, muthafucka (1989) Pencil in your japEye (1995) Tomorrow Never Lie with that rent boy ever again (1997) San Francisco's gays Are Not Enough (1999) Try to Die Another Way to circumvent my anus(2002) |
| 17th July 2006 - 08:51:48 AM |
| 78516 : Artie Lange\'s lawyer |
| Dear Mr. Diamond I am writing again to inform you that my client is now demanding that you be lashed to the rigging of a oil rig of the north coast of Russia, and subsequently used as a cum-dumpster by the rig's hairy-shouldered occupants until you die a horrible death from exposure and rectal bleeding. Yours, S. Poogeinmymouth |
| 17th July 2006 - 11:12:43 AM |
| 78517 : THE HULKSTER |
| Screech I hope you've been taking your vitamins motherfucker, coz when THE HULKSTER catches up with you, he's gonna take out HULK JR. and thrust him up your brownpipe so hard and fast that your anal beard is gonna catch fire from the friction. CAN YOU HANDLE THE PAIN??? WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA CUMS ALL OVER YOU, BROTHA??? USA!!! USA!!!! OH SHIT I'M GONNA CUMMMMM!!!! UNNHGGHGHHHH!!! |
| 17th July 2006 - 11:55:40 AM |
| 78518 : Kurt |
| Diamond, I just realized that the guestbook here turned 5 years old yesterday! You must be proud that your fans have been posting here since July 16, 2001. The world has changed since then, but you remain as out icon. |
| 17th July 2006 - 02:49:14 PM |
| 78519 : Samuel \'M\'f\'k\'n\' Jackosn |
| AP is reporting that SNAKES ON A PLANE will be followed up by SNAKES IN MY ASS and will star Screech. Rumors that this will be a hardcore sex movie has been branded as "depressing". "I'm sick of these muthafuck'n snakes in my mo'f'k'n ass. Now why don't you take that m'f'k'n snake outta my m'f'k'n ass before I break your m'f'k'n glass jaw with my m'f'k'n fist, you m'f'k'a. DAMN!" |
| 17th July 2006 - 03:17:15 PM |
| 78520 : |
| This is funny: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dustin_Diamond |
| 17th July 2006 - 03:49:33 PM |
| 78521 : Starships-1 |
| I am flaming queer. I'm just afraid to admit it. I want Jeremy Miller, Screech, Andy Bell, and Marc Almond to spray their seed on my face. I hope I catch AIDS from Andy Bell. |
| 17th July 2006 - 06:27:59 PM |
| 78522 : |
| let's lick each others taints Starships - I don't wipe my ass very well, so you'll have a special treat |
| 17th July 2006 - 08:24:48 PM |
| 78523 : george sunday |
| allo allo whats this then aye? |
| 17th July 2006 - 10:33:57 PM |
| 78524 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, after eating Slater's shit-burger, do you prefer drinking semen or piss to get the little dingleberries down your throat? Please contact me to discuss! |
| 17th July 2006 - 11:21:55 PM |
| 78525 : |
| Nice site! I read about it on Wikipedia... I find the concept hilarious. You should add more content! |
| 18th July 2006 - 12:46:06 AM |
| 78526 : Rusty Trombone |
| I have a tip for all flaming queers who post here - if you want some action, try putting on an afro wig, a fake terrorist beard, some K-mart Armani and a huge gonzo nose, then go hang out in the restroom of your local Denny's or similar establishment. I find it never fails. There's always some poor fool who will think they recognise you as Diamond, and who you can persuade into hooking up with in a cubicle. Last night I hit my local Denny's last night, watching dudes taking a piss or listening to them going BM. If you try and look at guy's schlongs you will often get some strange looks and maybe a couple of threats but you'll hit pay dirt eventually. Last night it was a middle-aged businessman named Arnold. He said he seen my show, one thing lead to another and we got to making out in a cubicle. He said he wanted to drop a deuce so I lay down on the piss-soaked floor and he dropped trow. I looked up and saw that Arnold had really bad hemhorroids. I grew tired with his straining and trying to pinch one out into my waiting mouth, so just for fun I reached up and grabbed one of his ass-grapes (a nice juicy purple one) between thumb and forefinger and gave it a good hard tweak. Well, the motherfucker just exploded. Arnold started to scream and the pain somehow caused his bowels to release, and I was showered with blood and shit. There was shit and blood all up the walls as well. I was worried that his screaming would alert people, so I gave him a good hard donkey punch and stuck his head down the toilet, and got the fuck outta there via a window before someone could call the cops on me again. All in all a textbook evening. |
| 18th July 2006 - 01:10:19 AM |
| 78527 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Hey Diamond, when you go to gay nude beaches, have you ever looked at any of the birds flying about, or are you always fixated on all of the hot STD-riden male asses around you? I personally was at a beach in Key West the other day when I saw a pelican dive into the water to catch a fish - it gave me a filty queer idea! Those pelicans can scoop up quite a bit of water in their beaks. I would like you to do the same, except with HIV+ semen, not water! Would you mind if a gay man stuck a tire jack in your mouth and then used it to pry your mouth open to a 180 degree angle? Then you can dunk your mouth into a spa filled with semen and shit from a bunch of queer dudes - you get to pretend you are a pelican scooping up seawater. The only difference is that the pelican won't contract the HIV virus from the water, whereas you will from the diseased liquids in the spa! Are you interested???? |
| 18th July 2006 - 01:46:51 AM |
| 78528 : Dustin Diamoind |
| Well, I am just appalled. |
| 18th July 2006 - 02:14:00 AM |
| 78529 : Louie Anderson |
| Screech, let's assfuck! |