13th July 2006 - 06:49:08 AM |
78470 : The Bank |
The money Mr Diamond has so far produced from the sales of merchandise online have allready been spent. It has came to our attention that Diamonds fiance demanded that Diamond race down to the local Arby's in his Yugo car and get her some beef and cheddars. However, Diamond was caught red handed trying to leave without paying, and was fined most of the money made so far. The remaining {ENTRY}.33 was stolen from Diamond by a 4 year old Mexican boy, who knee-capped Diamond and left a large sample of faeces on Mr Diamond's chest. |
13th July 2006 - 09:12:12 AM |
78471 : JM. J. Bullock |
Screech, remember when we hooked up and I fired a liter of HIV+ seed down your throat, and then dropped a deuce in your hair? Well I'm backed up as fuck and I haven't taken a dump in a week...so call me, faggot!! |
13th July 2006 - 01:42:57 PM |
78472 : Dr. Wurnstrum |
Is it true that Dustin is actually using the money he gets from the T-shirts for the new one a day AIDS pill? If so, he is being very dishonest and needs to come clean on his website. |
13th July 2006 - 02:36:30 PM |
78473 : Captain Jean Luc Picard |
O RLY? |
13th July 2006 - 03:28:47 PM |
78474 : Rocco |
Last night I dreamed that Dustin became homeless and I allowed him to live in my closet as a very cheap rent boy. I fed him a diet of turds and semen and had many of my friends over where he was spitroasted amoung many other fine acts!!! He was as happy as he'd ever been and yelled, "zoinks" every time I rubbed my taint all over his jew fro which I brushed and semenized daily. It was a magical dream. Hopefully one day soon it comes true!!! ROCCO |
13th July 2006 - 05:06:24 PM |
78475 : Gay Zack |
Dustin can you please address this. I've heard that Jennifer has down syndrome, thats why she lost the baby and that's why she's all fat and ugly. I also heard that you are her caretaker and are in charge of her SSI. I also heard that you've been posing as her fiancee and robbing her of all her money, only buying her enough beef and cheddars to keep her quiet. I heard you've been spending that money on gay hookers and coke. You should come clean Dustin. This poor retarded girl doesn't deserve to be treated like that. Does she drool like a mongoloid? Did you actually have sex with the retard? I bet you didn't, I bet you were fucking some homeless guys, threw out your condom in the garbage, she found it, inserted it and got your seed that way.This really is a new low for you Dustin. You should have just come out, gotten some hot young stud and fall into a heavy drug addiction, dying young to become a legend. |
13th July 2006 - 06:46:54 PM |
78476 : Kurt |
Hey Diamond, I've been watching episodes of Saved By The Bell: The College Years on a DVD I received from Netflix recently. Those epsiodes totally suck ass, mainly because of you. Remember when Slater and Zack were going to join the "cool" frat and you screwed up everything by accompanying them to the frat party and making balloon animals? What in the hell were you thinking, Diamond? That sounds like the type of moronic thing you would probably do in real life. Thanks for ruining the show. :( |
14th July 2006 - 02:00:15 AM |
78477 : Elton John |
Dustin, make sure you come see me again when I next tour America. You can stop by my dressing room after the show for a private "autograph session". Don't worry, my security people know the score. Oh and make sure you wear the zubaz sailor suit, that thing gets me hot!! |
14th July 2006 - 03:42:26 AM |
78478 : Michael J. Fox |
Diamond, let's hook up for hot balloon sex! Please check out some of these pages to see the kind of queer balloon activities we can do together! http://www.xxx-hunks.com/oldandyoungballoonfetishes/index.htm http://balloonguysat.sexdojo.com/0/580542.html I'd like to fill a balloon up with my creamy seed and runny turds, and rub it over your Al-Qaeda fro before I pop it in your face! |
14th July 2006 - 05:18:04 AM |
78479 : J.Allard |
u r hot lol. |
14th July 2006 - 10:47:34 AM |
78480 : |
screech, u suck ass. when are you and mr. belding going to vermont to say your gay nuptials and get married? did you ever cheat on belding with mr. tuttle? |
14th July 2006 - 11:12:23 AM |
78481 : |
99073 |
14th July 2006 - 11:33:29 AM |
78482 : Kurt |
Diamond, I re-read your story at http://www.getdshirts.com/the_story.php . If you are going to tell a lie, you should at least be consistent with the details. In the secon paragraph, you wrote: "I received a letter stating that I had 30 days to pay 0,000.00 or get out. I was not thrilled." However, later on you wrote: "At this point I have less than 40 days to save my house and I'm calling out to anyone who will listen. " So which is it, 30 days or 40 days? I'm pretty sure that you mentioned on Stern that it was 30 days. However, you also said you weren't engaged, but in an article written last year you mentioned a specific date in 2003 on which you became a married man. Please tell us the truth, Diamond. No more lies! |
14th July 2006 - 11:39:48 AM |
78483 : wvf |
aye bet |
14th July 2006 - 12:19:36 PM |
78484 : Gay Zack |
For Dustins lies he needs to sit Indian style, and allow all of us to teabag repeatedly. He must also allow BM'ing and all watersports. It will be filmed and the DVD will be sold, all profits will not go to Diamond. |
14th July 2006 - 12:53:04 PM |
78485 : BIGG DICK NIGGA |
Screech have buttsex with me immediately. i want you to lick lick LICK my big ol' nigga dick |
14th July 2006 - 01:31:44 PM |
78486 : deucer |
EVERYONE POST HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://imdb.com/name/nm0005260/board/post/nm0005260 |
14th July 2006 - 01:38:05 PM |
78487 : deucer |
oops I mean here: http://imdb.com/name/nm0005260/board/nest/48221555 |
14th July 2006 - 02:38:33 PM |
78488 : Joey |
He isn't necessarilly lying, about his house because the land-lord or wut-ever could have gave him a 30-day notice BEFORE getting the letter of eviction, therefore, he wouldn't really be lying. |
14th July 2006 - 03:24:37 PM |
78489 : Kurt |
Joey, re-read the article. Diamond clearly writes that he received a letter indicating that he had to pay 0,000 or get out within 30 days. Later on, he says he has "less than 40 days to save his house." It is true that 30 is less than 40, so maybe the 30 days time frame is what he means by "less than 40 days." If that is what he means, he should probably take a writing class, as he is unable to clearly express his thoughts in writing. |