| 25th July 2006 - 08:57:48 AM |
| 78630 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it true that Belding and Tuttle took you on a whitewater rafting trip in West Virginia shortly after you graduated from Bayside? I heard a rumor that you were accosted by a clan of inbred "moutain people" who proceeded to rape you while Belding and Tuttle jerked each other off! Is that true? |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:31:55 AM |
| 78631 : |
| go to work on this gem http://us.imdb.com/name/nm0924918/board/thread/48002865 I've started the ball rolling with the double dog connection. |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:36:40 AM |
| 78632 : Rocco |
| Diamond, did Mr. Tuttle ever wrap his enormous ass cheeks around your face and let loose an enourmouse wet fart? Is this what they did to you in the episode where you got struck by lightning? I figure with a low budget show like SBTB wouldn't want to spend money on makeup, instead they would have an obese man wrap his ass cheeks around your face to fart on it. Thus making your jew fro stand up and your face shit black. Looked good, did you enjoy it? ROCCO |
| 25th July 2006 - 12:08:28 PM |
| 78633 : Sword |
| selam |
| 25th July 2006 - 12:29:48 PM |
| 78634 : |
| please reconsider sucking my aids infested cock Dustin.I would love to shit on your jewfro and wipe my taint on your goatee. |
| 25th July 2006 - 05:04:50 PM |
| 78635 : Punchline Petey |
| Well, says the Irishman, I just told him I didn't blame him one bit - if I had all that money, I wouldn't fuck black women either! |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:44:57 PM |
| 78636 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Check this out, fellow queers: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dustindiamond.com |
| 25th July 2006 - 10:57:11 PM |
| 78637 : |
| nedm |
| 25th July 2006 - 11:05:52 PM |
| 78638 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Feel free to help gay it up. Here's what I already wrote: "Dustindiamond.com From YTMND wiki Jump to: NAVIGATION, SEARCH Parody website owned and operated by Max Goldberg, creator of YTMND. Dustindiamond.com was created in 2001. Within days of its creation, the guestbook on the website was taken over by Dustin Diamond's queer fanbase who began posting gay fantasies about Diamond. Many of the fantasies involved homosexual rapes and beatings of Diamond at the hands of Mr. Belding, A.C. Slater, and Screech's robot, "Kevin," all characters from the TV show "Saved By The Bell." In 2003, Diamond attempted to take control of the domain dustindiamond.com. Diamond's legal counsel served Goldberg with a cease and desist order that was entirely unsuccessful. In 2004, the case was submitted to the National Arbitration Forum acting on behalf of the Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN). Diamond's complaint was filled with statements that, in light of Dustin's current career, could be considered both exaggerated and amusing. Diamond ultimately lost the suit despite the fact that Goldberg, then 21, represented himself. The decision read, in part, "The Panel accepts Respondent’s argument that the “outrageous ugly and low-tech graphics and numerous errors and misspellings” as well as the sheer absurdity of the site’s claim that Dustin Diamond is a “FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL” clearly signal that the site is not meant to be taken seriously. Whether the site is regarded as parody, satire, or critical commentary, and notwithstanding Respondent’s assertion that “[l]awyers are notoriously bad at understanding how humor works,” this Panel finds that legitimate noncommercial fair use commentary is involved." The precedent-setting decision is believed to be the first time that a celebrity has lost a domain name dispute to a non-commercial parody site.[1] Shortly after the decision Max Goldberg and his sister Lina issued a press release in which they mentioned their victory and advertised the upcoming release of the YTMND website. " |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:15:02 AM |
| 78639 : Bruce Vilanch |
| Screech my boy, I know you are in financial difficulties so want to offer you 00 to come and shave my taint, balls and asscrack! It's a dangerous job and I can't find anyone else willing to do it! I must warn you, because it's summer and I have a small sweat problem, things are bit rank down there. I recommend using a gas mask or similar breathing apparatus. Also my anal beard may contain several hazardous items, as well as a substantial amount of my lovers' crusty HIV+ jizz, so take care! |
| 26th July 2006 - 12:37:02 AM |
| 78640 : HIV+ Queer |
| Screech, I want to have gay sex with you, you stupid cocksucking piece of shit!!!!!! But I don't want to use protection - protection isn't cool with me. It's not nice of you to take precautions to prevent yourself from contracting the HIV virsus from my man milk. Instead of donating money toward your house, I'd much rather donate AIDS! |
| 26th July 2006 - 01:02:56 AM |
| 78641 : YURI |
| SCREECH YOU ARE WANT SHITTING IN MOUTH YES???????? |
| 26th July 2006 - 01:34:20 AM |
| 78642 : |
| Diamond, are you living in the gutter now? Come clean and tell us what really happened to your SBTB money, shithead!!! The alleged 30 days you were given to raise 0k to save your house have passed already. Obviously you lied to the world about your plight. You probably already blew the money on Arby's Beef 'n Cheddar sandwiches and gay porn, chucklefuck. |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:22:06 AM |
| 78643 : JM. J. Bullock |
| Screech I'm gonna splatter my hiv+ man-chowder all over your face!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:27:52 AM |
| 78644 : JM. J. Bullock |
| get ready for the AIDS tornado, motherfucker!!!! first i'm gonna cum in your ass, then I'm gonna felch it out and give you HIV+ chocolate snowball!!!! then I'm gonna jizz in a syringe and shoot it into your balls!!!! you are gonna get aids tonight motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:34:50 AM |
| 78645 : JM. J. Bullock |
| screech have you ever tried hiv+ sperm on toast? how about a nice hiv+ cocktail? want me to make one for you? that's where myself, andy bell, magic johnson, marc almond, and any random hiv+ dudes we can find all jerk off in a glass! you'll love the taste of hiv juice!! for added effect I could also dig up freddie mecury and eazy-e's corpses and stir in some of their decaying flesh!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:40:51 AM |
| 78646 : JM. J. Bullock |
| screech, i'm gonna pump you so full of AIDS-infected jizz that you'll go full blown in a matter of days!!!!!! AIDS ahoy!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:47:46 AM |
| 78647 : Jimmy Cain |
| Screech sucks nigga dicks. |
| 26th July 2006 - 02:56:04 AM |
| 78648 : THE REAL DUSTIN DIAMOND |
| ALL YOU FREAKS GET THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMN WEBSITE!! GODDAMNIT I HATE QUEERS!! ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE GODDAMN NIGGERS!!! I KNOW PEOPLE, I COULD HAVE YOU ALL KILLED!!! HEIL HITLER!!!!! |
| 26th July 2006 - 05:03:34 AM |
| 78649 : The REALLY real Dustin Diamond |
| Hey fans! It's me, the REAL Dustin Diamond...some hater wrote that last message pretending to be me! Jeez, some people just have too much time on their hands... Anyway I just wanted to let all my real fans know that I will be checking in here every now and then! I am currently in a secret location filming an indie movie with my buddies Corey Haim and Corey Feldman! It's gonna be phenom!! I'll post more about it soon so check back regularly! And let's keep this guestbook clean, OK? Trust the dust! |