| 22nd July 2006 - 07:07:01 PM |
| 78590 : |
| screech I want your 10 inch dong up my ass while I am shitting.I eat lots of oh henrys so I'll be packing lots of fudge no toilet paper required. |
| 23rd July 2006 - 07:57:05 AM |
| 78591 : Michael J Fox |
| Just to clear a matter up. Men can get toxic shock as well as woman, so please be careful when using tampons. Be aware of the symptoms of toxic shock.....most tampons come with a leaflet. Though rare, toxic shock can kill. |
| 23rd July 2006 - 11:08:10 AM |
| 78592 : Chrostopher Ponce-Fortesque |
| I say Diamond, you are common ruffian, but I should very much like to have intercourse with you! You shall come to my Canterburyshire mansion post-haste! Do you know: last night at dinner, Grandfather did a poo in his pants and it was so frightfully smelly that we were forced to withdraw to the study! There was quite a to-do! Our butler Claude was forced to clean him up and he told me that the poo in Grandfather's pants looked just like your face! Most peculiar indeed! |
| 23rd July 2006 - 12:25:40 PM |
| 78593 : Rocco |
| Diamond, Why are you not out brokering peace in the middle east? With your,"trust the dust" reliability mixed in with your obvious jewish heritage, and you recent cultivation of the terrorist/al queda look one would think you would be the perfect mediator. I insist that you head to Isreal to take charge and talk some sense into the jews and Hezzbolah. If necessary yell, "Zoinks" and offer to allow them access to the buttflap in your Zubaz. You will fit in well with the jews with that gigantic nose of yours and the terrorists will appreciate your finely cultivated disaster of a beard. They might even shoot a rocket up your ass!!! Now get moving as only you, Dustin "the dust" Diamond could stop the fighting! ROCCO |
| 23rd July 2006 - 03:42:32 PM |
| 78594 : Sword |
| selam |
| 23rd July 2006 - 03:48:10 PM |
| 78595 : Megan |
| Dustin, YOU ROCK! |
| 23rd July 2006 - 04:53:57 PM |
| 78596 : Carl Gruber |
| Hey Dustin, how about I come down there to your place, and give you a Hot Carl Gruber! The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat! Call me to arrange it soon, buddy! |
| 23rd July 2006 - 05:08:51 PM |
| 78597 : |
| Okay so last night Cara and I ventured to Wausau to see Dustin Diamond (aka Screech from Saved by the Bell) do his stand-up.. An added bonus was that Mark Price (who played Alex's best friend and neighbor on Family Ties) was going to open up for DD. So first off there was like 50 people there. Cara and I sat in the very front row, were were super psyched. So Mark Price came out and he was really funny and he did a really good show. Then There was a short break and the Dustin came out. I'll admit that he was funny and I did laugh, however I didn't laugh as much as I did for Mark Price and Cara and I definatly were grossed out. He talks A LOT about sex (particularly of the anal variety) as well as about other bodily functions. He just always went too far with his jokes. And I'm totally not being prudish...I mean the whole crowd was grossed out. Also he swore A LOT. And everyone knows when you over swear you just look uneducated and vulger, and is totally how it came off. So anyway afterward Mark and Dustin were going to be doing autographs so We were excited about that. Yeah, well too bad Dustin charges per autograph!!!! Now I have gotten quite a few autographs and I have never had to pay. Also he charge per picture-even if it was with your own camera! I mean come on!! We payed each to go to show to begin with and I thought that was just ridiculous. Mark didn't charge and was very nice and willing to have photos with us. After all was said and done Cara and I were glad we went, I mean it WAS Screech and all, but he was kind of a diva. |
| 23rd July 2006 - 06:14:09 PM |
| 78598 : |
| people that have nothing better to do with their time waste their to go see diamond to laugh at him and not at his lame recycled jokes. |
| 23rd July 2006 - 06:49:36 PM |
| 78599 : |
| I |
| 23rd July 2006 - 10:31:43 PM |
| 78600 : a nigger |
| also cocks |
| 23rd July 2006 - 11:43:09 PM |
| 78601 : Nigger Jones |
| I really want to whip out my niggerly schlong and stick it up your powder white asshole. |
| 24th July 2006 - 12:05:58 AM |
| 78602 : Eric Bauman |
| I am a gay homosexual. |
| 24th July 2006 - 01:09:14 AM |
| 78603 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Fellow faggots, have fun queering this up: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/Dustin_Diamond |
| 24th July 2006 - 01:25:01 AM |
| 78604 : |
| http://movies.groups.yahoo.com/group/hiv_juice_for_screech/ |
| 24th July 2006 - 02:21:27 AM |
| 78605 : I\'M FUCKING GAY |
| SCREECH YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT. I NEED YOUR NICE THICK ROD UP MY BROWNPIPE. I WILL JIZZ IN YOUR BRILLO-PAD HAIR. I WILL GO SPELUNKING IN YOUR ANUS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM "ZOINKS!" SO LOUD YOU WILL WAKE UP THE ENTIRE STREET |
| 24th July 2006 - 03:53:30 AM |
| 78606 : Maurice |
| Screech, please cum to my favorite club The Dumpster in Key West FL some time!! My queer buddies and I are just DYING to show you a good time!!! Kisses XX Mo-mo |
| 24th July 2006 - 06:10:22 AM |
| 78607 : Paul |
| Fuck scheech up his ass. Fuck his bullshit fag house as well! |
| 24th July 2006 - 06:42:22 AM |
| 78608 : |
| schreech keep lookign over ur shoulder coz u are gonna get aids tonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 24th July 2006 - 07:05:46 AM |
| 78609 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Screech, who's loads were tastier, Belding's or Slater's? Did Slater's have a kind of guacamole aftertaste? |