| 25th October 2006 - 10:25:44 AM |
| 78770 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Dner and Ox, I vaugely remember seeing a re-run of that episode late at night on TBS a few years ago. Didn't Screech contract a nasty intestinal virus from Sleter's diseased feces? |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:02:14 PM |
| 78771 : Dner |
| Kurt, Screech sure as hell got an intestinal virus. He has the trots for quite some time. In fact Tuttle gobbled up his Hersey squirts. |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:29:38 PM |
| 78772 : Kurt Steinberg |
| I think it would be funny if someone sent a Dustin Diamond-related "postcard" to this website: http://postsecret.blogspot.com/ |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:37:10 PM |
| 78773 : Dner |
| Hey Screech, remember the Zack Attack episode where Slater got in the racecar accident? Remember when you and the gang went to visit him in the hospital? Remember when you asked him how long he’d be in there and he said a few days? Remember when everyone left and Slater went to sleep? Remember when your homosexual urges got the best of you and you decided to wait for Slater to pass out from his morphine drip so you could play with his cock and balls? Remember when Slater passed out and you hid in the closet? Remember when the coast was clear and you made your way to his bed? Remember when you lifted up his gown and started to suck his balls? Remember when you licked his shaft up and down? Remember how excited you were and you started to jerkoff? Remember when you heard some rustling in the bathroom but you didn’t think it was important? Remember when Slater let out a huge nasty fart? Remember when that got your motor running hot and you came? Remember when you screamed “ZOINKS!!!!” Remember when Slater woke up and shouted, “HEY YOU DEMENTED FAGGOT!!!!” Remember how embarrassed you were? Remember when Slater said that he had some other “visitors” for a “night visit?” Remember when Belding and Milo came out of the bathroom completely naked with huge raging hardons? Remember how confused you were and you tried to leave the room? Remember when Milo the Janitor said “just where the FUCK do you think you’re going white chowder?” Remember when Belding pulled out a switch blade and held it to your neck and forced you to the ground? Remember when Belding used the blade to remove your lame clothing? Remember when Milo took his mop handle and beat the piss out of you? Remember how Slater laughed and laughed? Remember when Slater told Belding that his bedpan needed to be cleaned out? Remember when Milo grabbed the bedpan rubbed your jewfro in the piss and shit? Remember when Belding took Slater’s morphine drip and hooked it to you until you were a drugged up mess? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed up at orderlies and grabbed a wheelchair from the call? Remember when the dressed you up in a patients gown and wheeled you to the boiler room where Tuttle was working during the weekend for some beer money? Remember when Tuttle tied your drugged up body to a pipe and Tuttle and Belding took turns fucking and cumming in your ass? Remember when Milo started fucking your butthole and you started to wake up? Remember when you were still dazed from the morphine and you didn’t realized what had happened to you? Remember when Milo came in you and then grabbed your face and lifted up his mop so you could see it and said “THIS IS HOW I KISS FAGGOT! AND I’M GONNA KISS YOU ALLLLLLLL OVER!!!” Remember when he started to beat you with the mop handle as Belding and Tuttle laughed? Remember when Tuttle and Belding took turns beating you with the mop handle? Remember when you couldn’t see anything anymore because your face swelled up from the mop beating? Remember when Belding and Milo dressed back up as orderlies and put you back in the wheelchair? Remember when the wheeled you through the hospital and you could feel Belding’s switch blade at the back of your neck? Remember how you tried to speak but you couldn’t because of your swollen face? Remember when Belding and Milo dumped you in the hospital dumpster and you where impaled by infections materials? Remember how you had to spend a few months in the hospital to treat those various infections? Remember how your hospital stay forced the Zack Attack to cancel its tour and then caused the band to break up? Remember how Zack, Belding, Tuttle, Slater, Ox, and Mr. Dewey would come to “visit” you? That’ll teach you to violate the “no visitors after hours” rule!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 03:54:36 PM |
| 78774 : Kurt |
| Dner, great story. I like Belding's judicious use of his switchblade! I also think it is funny that everyone is always laughing at Screech while he's getting sodomized and beaten to a pulp. Screech is nothing more than a subhuman clown to all of the other Saved By The Bell characters. |
| 25th October 2006 - 04:23:11 PM |
| 78775 : Rocco |
| Well done Dner!!! I love how that faggot Screech thought he could get away with a quick feel, but how quickly the tables were turned! I can only hope that something very similar happens to him during his next scam and instead of two chicks/trannies we see Screech being assraped by Belding, Milo and Slater! ROCCO |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:32:59 PM |
| 78776 : jimy |
| well diamond i heard you have a sex tape iwould love to see it with my wife when is the tape coming out my wife is a big fan please give me all the information good luck i heard you were good in bed and has the family jewels |
| 25th October 2006 - 10:41:23 PM |
| 78777 : Dner |
| Hey Diamond, I have a quick question for you. Is it true that you once shit out a dead baby bird? Please get back to me on this burning issue. I have 20 bucks on it. |
| 26th October 2006 - 01:33:19 AM |
| 78778 : Jennifer Misner |
| With the release of my husband or boyfriend or whatever's "sex" tape, I want to make my own. I want 2 well endowed males, preferably arab, to stuff beef and cheddars up my crotch. Then I will crap on their faces. Anyone interested? E-mail me... |
| 26th October 2006 - 01:59:08 AM |
| 78779 : Jm J. Bullock |
| i sure hope you like the taste of HIV+ sperm motherfucker!!!!! |
| 26th October 2006 - 02:10:20 AM |
| 78780 : Jm J. Bullock |
| hey scroatch, guess who's coming to dinner...AIDS!!!!!! |
| 26th October 2006 - 05:38:19 AM |
| 78781 : Sammy |
| Hi Dustin, Im your biggest fan, i fanceied you so much in save by the bell. I would really like to meet up if you ever come to England. Hope your well. If you ever want to get it touch just drop me an email and we can sort something out. |
| 26th October 2006 - 05:50:46 AM |
| 78782 : President Venis |
| The penis. It must invade you. My weapon of mass distrustion must penetrate your failed state and install a regime change that will leave me inside your anus for about 3-5 years with everyone wondering should I cut and run, or dump my load and steal your oil, by which I mean your blood. VOTE FOR PRESIDENT SCREECH 2050 |
| 26th October 2006 - 08:37:36 AM |
| 78783 : Jm J. Bullock |
| hey scritch, i sure hope you're ready for me to come to your house and fire a gallon of my steaming HIV+ seed down your gullet!! There's an AIDS tornado comin' your way!! Look out, look out, there's AIDS about!!!!!! A hard AIDS-infected rain's a-gonna fall!!! Here comes the AIDS brigade, motherfucker!!!!! AIDS AIDS AIDS!!!!!!!!!!! AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th October 2006 - 08:44:46 AM |
| 78784 : Ass grouter |
| I WANNA DESTROY SCREECHS ANAL HYMEN WITH MY MIGHTY BEEF TRUMPET |
| 26th October 2006 - 11:18:35 AM |
| 78785 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I came across this article about you: "DIAMOND TO CASH IN ON SEX TAPE SCANDAL Former SAVED BY THE BELL star DUSTIN DIAMOND has stunned fans by choosing to take a cut of the profits from of his notorious sex tape instead of spending thousands of dollars trying to ban its release. Diamond, who played nerdy SCREECH on the 1990s high school series, claims he wasn't looking for a second career when he filmed himself having sex with two women four years ago. He tells American publication Us Weekly, "I'm not an adult actor. I did something stupid in private." Diamond, who is dating his manager, JENNIFER MISNER, claims he and some pals each made sex tapes as a joke. He says that someone leaked his tape, but insists he doesn't know who. Although he initially threatened to sue, the 29-year-old has now decided to make a profit on the 40-minute sex tape, tentatively titled SAVED BY THE SMELL, which will be released next month (NOV06). Diamond explains, "I thought, I can spend a fortune fighting this or I can try and make a fortune." He adds, "Let's just say, if I were a small man, it would be worse."" http://www.pr-inside.com/diamond-to-cash-in-on-sex-tape-scandal-r22746.htm Diamond, didn't you recently mention that some dude was your manager, but Jennifer was just your girlfriend? Now she's your manager again? Get your lies straight, fucko! |
| 26th October 2006 - 01:11:12 PM |
| 78786 : joe jenkins |
| i wipe my anus with a picture of your face |
| 26th October 2006 - 01:11:12 PM |
| 78786 : joe jenkins |
| i wipe my anus with a picture of your face |
| 26th October 2006 - 01:11:11 PM |
| 78786 : joe jenkins |
| i wipe my anus with a picture of your face |
| 26th October 2006 - 04:57:18 PM |
| 78787 : Gary Niger |
| HORSEDICK! |