| 30th October 2006 - 11:26:21 PM |
| 78828 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thanks for posting, buddy! You're such an ass tease. When I arrived at home this evening I was disappointed that you were not here. :( Luckily, however, three queers were dasiy-chaining each other in the alley outside my building - I went down and took dumps on a couple of those HIV+ fruits! So everything turn out ok! |
| 31st October 2006 - 12:41:09 AM |
| 78829 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, is it cool with you if I painfully burn off your nut-sac with a blowtorch? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:03:50 AM |
| 78830 : Dustin Diamond |
| Kurrrrrrt!1111 Baby, look that was my surprise for you... 3 g4y m3n to fulfill your every desire!!!!1 I was watching you from a hotel and g0t it all5 on t4pe!!1 And when i get home im gonna have a huge bowl with at least ten males sperms not including my own, for that load goes right in your fucking a55!!!1 |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:59:20 AM |
| 78831 : Dustin\'s Ding-Dong |
| I tell ya, it's a hard-knock life being Dustin Diamond's genitals. Imagine being stuck with this loser 24 hours a day. Makes me wanna atrophy, lemme tell ya. Last night I was remeniscing with Dustin's asshole about the good old SBTB days. They were fantastic times for us - Dustin's always been more of a receiver, but that doesn't mean I didn't get my share of the action, lemme tell ya! On several occasions I was lucky enough to be inserted into Mario Lopez's asshole - man, that guy's buttpipe is like some palatial taco-bell scented heaven!! And boy oh boy, he really knew how to work a cock with his mouth. Just thinking about the things he did with his tongue makes me hard. Nowadays the only action I get is when Dustin rams me up the diseased assholes of homeless dudes he's payed to, or when he whops me up his fake wife's gaping snatch (I wish he'd just stick me into a bucket of rotting fish instead, it'd smell nicer!). Jeez, what a life. Oh and I'd like to set the record straight once and for all - no WAY am I 10 inches. I'm more like 3 hard, at best. |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:10:50 AM |
| 78832 : JK Carter |
| Scratch, I must make you pregnant! PREG-FUCKING-NAT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN' OUT M'Y MOUTH? PREGNANT! Thanks Scoorch! |
| 31st October 2006 - 09:43:23 AM |
| 78833 : kiala |
| i luv dustin diamond and yall are some straight haters wuit being jealous and get a fucking life |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:12:07 AM |
| 78834 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond (message 78330), please write your gay messages in Standard English. When you use your queer little abbreviations, I get annoyed and don't know what the hell you are writing about. Let's hook up for unprotected buttsex! |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:47:05 AM |
| 78835 : JK Carter |
| Scratchy, I remember that classic episode of City Guys, where you, Scroach was mistaken for a wanted Vietnamese Warlord of the name of "Hung Lao" when you pretended to be the chef of that 40-year-old blonde from Miami CA. Scyecch, I want to know when the next episode of California Dreams is on because, as you know, Scarch, I am your biggest fan and really wish you would make that anniversary special of the Wonder Years you keep harping on about. Scaoy, I want to see you putting pen to paper for this! Screeo, I want to see this happen! PUT PEN TO PAPER, Scrach! |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:53:41 AM |
| 78836 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I agree with Borat in this youtube clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6qD0nVqYMs We should throw you down a well! |
| 31st October 2006 - 11:14:43 AM |
| 78837 : Marc Almond |
| Remember how you starred at MARC ALMOND for about five minutes wondering what the fuck he was talking about when he said, loudly, "Tainted love" at the top of his lungs? Remember how he looked at you as if you were dumb or something and said "I just gave you my TAINTED LOVE!"... Remember how you screeched "ZOINKS" at the top of your lungs and belding broke down the door asking what the hell was going on and saw you sitting, starring into nothingness, with Almond disappearing out of the nearby window and running towards the Airport....? Remember how Belding said "I guess he won't be singing tainted love now..." Remember how you said "He already gave me it..." and belding said "You sick fuck"! "# TAINTED LOVE! MARC ALMOND JUST GAVE YOU TAINTED LOVE! YOU CONTRACTED TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED LOVE! YOU GOT TAINTED LOVE! TAINTED FUCKING LOVE!!!!#" |
| 31st October 2006 - 04:27:51 PM |
| 78838 : Jay Leno |
| We had visitors on Friday night, my wife's best friend and her man. He is a complete asshole, and I can't hide what I think about him. After they were gone she got mad at me and told me to strip. As I did, she went upstairs and came back with five panty girdles - four of them mine and one of hers. When I had put on all four pairs of mine, I was already pretty crushed, but then she made me wriggle into her pair which are much too small. She put leather cuffs on each of my wrists and tied them to the stair about 18" above my head. She fed me two pints of water, fitted me with a pair of nipple clamps and then went up to bed. I stood there like that from 1:00 am until 8:00 am. When she had wakened and showered, she came downstairs. One by one she removed each girdle and when the last one came off checked it carefully to see if I had wet it (which I had not). She released me and took me upstairs and told me to put on my black bra, stockings and suspenders. She then tied me spreadeagled to the bed and gagged me with the panties she wore the night before. She still seemed really mad, and I knew this to be true when she fetched a bamboo cane and gave me twenty full blooded strokes. She knows I enjoy some CP - gets me really horny. Trouble is she didn't release me then. She phoned my golf buddy and told him I was unwell and couldn't play that day. She left me tied like that for twelve hours and gave me another twenty strokes every hour. She only released me in the end when I promised to invite the asshole for a game of golf (my pals will hate me for that). I spent what remained of the weekend dressed only in bra, stockings and suspenders, waiting on my wife hand and foot and doing all the household chores, with my well striped, bright red ass always on display. |
| 31st October 2006 - 10:47:38 PM |
| 78839 : Happy Halloween |
| I was screech for halloween. I felt so freaking cool. You should all try dressing up as screech! It makes you feel good about yourself. Almost as good as writing gay sh*t about screech you fckin losers. Screech came to my school, and we blazed an L, he's cool, so shut the fck up, you scum bags!!! You are all probably from the midwest, or even worse, the south! Fckn losers. |
| 31st October 2006 - 11:16:57 PM |
| 78840 : diamondcutter |
| Hey, Crappy Halloween... Big deal dressing like Screech... We dress up as SBTB characters all the time for dumpster parties. Tell me where you are at so we can hook-up you loser-fuck. I've got a sweet Belding toupee and fat suit I want to try on you as I shit on you and stick my 13.5 inch cock up puckering starfish... |
| 01st November 2006 - 12:19:12 AM |
| 78841 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond is going to star in a shitty new movie entitled "HAMLET A.D.D.." http://www.free-press-release.com/news/200610/1161846566.html Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond Title: Fortress Productions Announces New Shakespeare Film Featuring Dustin Diamond Released by: Fortress Productions Release Date: 2006-10-26 02:09:26 For_Immediate_Release: PRESS RELEASE October 26, 2006 - Milwaukee, Wisconsin - FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Fortress Productions is proud to announce the production of their feature film, Hamlet A.D.D., directed by Bobby Ciraldo and Andrew Swant. The film is a comic re-envisioning of the classic Shakespeare text which takes aim at making The Bard more captivating for modern audiences. The "A.D.D." in the title refers not only to a quirk of Hamlet's personality, but also to the fact that the play has been artfully condensed so as to appeal to audience members lacking in the focus department. Shot entirely in front of a 'green screen,' the film features live-action characters living in a playful cartoon world. Science-fiction elements are gradually woven into the story to re-invent the play for those already familiar Hamlet's narrative, and to keep newer audience members on their toes and at full attention. Ciraldo explains, "I play Hamlet, and Andrew plays Horatio. It's basically a buddy movie, except with a lot of weird words, murder, suicide, and some space travel." Says Swant, "We started working on the film in March of 2004 and hope to have it done in early 2007. Three years is a big chunk of your life, but it's been a really rewarding chunk." He adds, "We're extremely pleased with the way post-production is progressing and looking forward to audiences' reactions." Ciraldo adds, "We shot with Dustin Diamond about a year and a half ago. He was an absolute professional and a gifted actor." "Working with an icon like Dustin was a blast," says Swant, "T'was a mind altering experience." Other cast members include Robert Richard Jorge (American Movie, Coven) as King Claudius, Dustin Diamond (Saved By the Bell) as Bernardo, Mark Borchardt (American Movie, The One, David Letterman Correspondent) as the Gravedigger, Mike Schank (American Movie, Storytelling) as the Gravedigger's Friend, Xavier LePlae (The Foreigners, I'm Bobby) as Polonius, David Robbins (Lift, The Ice Cream Social) as the Norwegian Captain, Laura Klein (Helping Hand) as Queen Gertrude, Harmony Murphy (Big Girls Don't Cry They Get Even) as Ophelia, Paul Finger (singer of Wild Kingdom) and Matt Cook (The United States of Poetry) as Pirates, Steve Wetzel (Men's Hockey) as the Priest, Sarah Price (producer of American Movie) as the Judge, and Leslie Hall (of Leslie and the Lys) as herself. Fortress Productions, located in Milwaukee, is a full-service production facility providing creative services to business clients such as the Milwaukee Art Museum and The Sundance Channel, as well as individual artists such as Leslie Hall, Ray Chi, and David Robbins. For more information contact: Email: Info@FortressProductions.com Phone: 414-687-1474 Alt Phone: 414-429-3530 Web: www.FortressProductions.com/HamletADD Fortress Productions 1718 N 1st St. Suite 5N6 Milwaukee, WI 53212 |
| 01st November 2006 - 12:22:31 AM |
| 78842 : Deucer |
| That movie sounds completely fucking gay. "Ciraldo adds, "We shot with Dustin Diamond about a year and a half ago. He was an absolute professional and a gifted actor."" How much d'you think Diamond had to pay them to say that? God I wanna drop a deuce in his mouth so bad!!!! |
| 01st November 2006 - 12:27:38 AM |
| 78843 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Happy Halloween, what are you 15 years old? Based on the "quality" of writing on your post it is obvious that you are the immature one posting here. It's funny that you disparage the south and the midwest. But I'll bet you just love it in the northeast, don't you? There was a NJ queer who used to post on the Dustin Diamond Forum under the name Diamondish. Could that be you, faggot? For your insolance, I will be sure to drop a deuce in your mouth! |
| 01st November 2006 - 02:28:16 AM |
| 78844 : Happy Halloween |
| no krut actualy i am 14 yrs olde and i goe to the chris burke school for special childern in califronier. It was grate when scratch came to my school. except when he tryed to put his big man-stick in my poo-hole it hurted a lot. |
| 01st November 2006 - 02:45:23 AM |
| 78845 : Bill O\'Reilly |
| Hey there Dustin, how have you been. Me? I'm great, except for the fact that you haven't caught my cum in your jew fro lately. It's tedious work cleaning myself off because I have no jew fros to ejaculate on. In fact, I think you should be letting people give you to deficate on your chest or ejaculate on your fro, perhaps with a for both deal. T-shirts just don't sell Dustin, where as taking a shit on HIV+ semen infested cock goblins like yourself sells like hotcakes. Call me later you little bitch, good bye. |
| 01st November 2006 - 09:26:19 AM |
| 78846 : Bill O Reilly |
| The spin stops in your ass (motions with erect penis directly at the camera). |
| 01st November 2006 - 11:03:18 AM |
| 78847 : Bill O Reilly |
| The penis stops in your ass. |