27th October 2006 - 07:30:53 AM |
78788 : WWE\'s \"the Miz\" |
HOO-RA Screech! It's me -- WWE's very own - "The Miz"! Seeing as you're the star of crappy teen comedy "Saved by the Bell" and that I'm the number one most annoying wrestler on the "Smackdown" roster, let's say we hook up together for a one-time only, "icon vs icon, legend vs legend, messiah vs the miz" "90-minute ironman lumberjack prison rape match" where half of our smackdown wrestlers will dress up as prison wards, whilst the other as dangerous, infectious, lusty criminals who will, one by one, come into the square'd circle to join us in our classic match-up where the phone will literally be off the hook, where the crowd will go wild for every donkey punch, and the crowd laugh as every greased-up, washed-up, has-been wrestler and failed actor in this so-called business gets down-n'-dirty with you and rape you of whatever little anal virginity you have. I can't wait to show you my made-up move, "The Mizard of Oz", which I named myself for no real reason other than to stroke my already huge ego.... Talki |
27th October 2006 - 07:59:23 AM |
78789 : |
This is a really poorly coded and designed web site. This isn't 1997 anymore I'm afraid. |
27th October 2006 - 08:37:51 AM |
78790 : Kurt Steinberg |
Hey 78789, Diamond is a penniless nerd. He cannot afford to hire someone to update this website. |
27th October 2006 - 10:18:15 AM |
78791 : Rocco |
Diamond paid Zack's dad by sucking him off to put this website together. That guy was still using 1990 computers that he tried to sell to Bayside, what the fuck do you expect it to look like? ROCCO |
27th October 2006 - 11:17:51 AM |
78792 : Kurt Steinberg |
Rocco, I think that Zack's dad did the best he could with his 1990 computers. Those computers actually used modems that tranmit at maximum speeds of only 4800 baud! Maybe Diamond should have sucked off someone who had better computer equipment. |
27th October 2006 - 12:24:16 PM |
78793 : Rocco |
Yeah, There isn't that much you could do with a Packard Bell 386. Diamond you are the dumbest fuck on the earth. Next time suck of Bill Gates and mabey you will have a better site! ROCCO |
27th October 2006 - 02:34:15 PM |
78794 : Kurt Steinberg |
It took Zack's dad 35 minutes to upload the picture of Diamond that's on the main page of this website. Diamond, maybe if you Bill Gates or Larry Ellison take a dump in your mouth they'll help you improve this website! |
27th October 2006 - 02:45:50 PM |
78795 : Gay Zack |
Screech, you stupid fuck. I must donkey punch you. I get harder everytime you do something stupid. If you don't stop being such a dumbass, my cock will get so hard that it falls off. Hope to plunger your ass soon. |
27th October 2006 - 03:12:00 PM |
78796 : Pestil, Lance |
Y R U so stoopid skreeech. I will only get a buuttleg kopee of you're porn bekuz eye refuuz to giv U N E munee. |
27th October 2006 - 06:00:14 PM |
78797 : Pestil, Lance |
Y R U egnorring me skreeech? U R startng to pizz me uvvv!!!!! |
28th October 2006 - 04:18:27 AM |
78798 : Marvin Nedick |
Hey you gonzo-nosed shiteater, meet me in the gym for a re-match. Wear that zubaz wrestling singlet. My balls are swollen with man-juice and I'm aching to unload it all over your retarded face. |
28th October 2006 - 10:16:09 AM |
78799 : Jm J. Bullock |
hey screech, you know what time it is? it's time i gave you AIDS motherfucker!!! watch yourself punk coz I'm gonna rape your ass and fill your bowels with my steaming HIV+ seed!!! then I'll drop trow and unload a bellyfull of my toxic buttsludge all over your face!!!! you are gonna get AIDS tonight, you fuckin turd-chewer!!!! |
28th October 2006 - 11:21:39 AM |
78800 : diamondcutter |
I wonder if Screeched lured the chicks for his porno with Arby's beef 'n' cheddars too... |
28th October 2006 - 08:44:41 PM |
78801 : |
Dustin, do you find it ironic that you once starred in a film called "Big Fat Liar"? |
28th October 2006 - 09:38:13 PM |
78802 : Inquiring mind |
Screech, how many liters of HIV+ sperm have you swallowed in your lifetime? How many full-blown AIDS-infected dudes have you let climax down your throat? How many HIV+ loads can you swallow before your stomach expands like a balloon filled with rancid mayo and you start to feel sick? Please get back to me ASAP on these burning issues, thanks buddy. |
29th October 2006 - 01:47:29 AM |
78803 : |
screech, what about the aids loads that get swallowed by your ass? does your mouth get jealous? |
29th October 2006 - 01:57:02 AM |
78804 : |
Screech, do you remember the episode where Belding, Tuttle, Slater, Ox, Marvin Nedick, Freddie Mercury, Eazy-E and Marc Almond all jerked off into a glass and made you drink their foul SuperAIDS cocktail? |
29th October 2006 - 03:20:40 AM |
78805 : Lance Bass |
I NEED A BIG FAT FUCKING DICK UP MY ASS RIGHT FUCKING NOW |
29th October 2006 - 05:55:18 AM |
78806 : jessica |
he is so nice i would like to be his girlfriend... but what more can a girl in sweden ask for.. |
29th October 2006 - 06:50:12 AM |
78807 : Lance Bass |
Scritch buddy plz hook up wiv me asap...I am craving your 2 inches |