| 08th November 2006 - 12:22:40 PM |
| 78948 : cj |
| hi my boyfriend met you at an english night club in leeds and you said that zak was gay... why? |
| 08th November 2006 - 12:57:53 PM |
| 78949 : |
| cj, was Diamond at the club with a boyfriend such as Dennis Haskins? |
| 08th November 2006 - 01:20:27 PM |
| 78950 : Rock |
| esto es lo mas raro que he visto hoy. por eso me siento bien. nos vimos |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:18:14 PM |
| 78951 : Rocco |
| Dner, I was furious when I went to the polls today! Normally I was able to head to the sexfest that is voting and pile into one of the voting booths with five or six slaters and Beldings, close the curtain and go at it for hours on end. To my dismay I found that they had replaced the voting booths with electronic voting machines. No more curtains and almost no room for assplay! I entered the little cubicle with a Slater and as soon as I dropped my Zubaz so he could suck me off the fucking old geezers who watch over the voting started to have a fit! I tried to explain to them that I always voted with my cock and always needed a Slater to help me get aroused so I could vote. This was to no avail and the police were called. Luckily my Slater friend had eaten some rancid Taco Bell and released a mud slide into which the police fell onto. We quickly made our way into the queermobile for a getaway but I was pissed that my voting day sex romp was ruined! I didn't even get to write in Chris Burke for my senator! |
| 08th November 2006 - 02:24:00 PM |
| 78952 : Rocco |
| I miss voting experience like this one I had back in 04! 03rd November 2004 - 11:09:08 AM 10806 : Rocco Hey everyone. I hope that you all had as good an election experience as I did! I found that the polling stations were and excellent queer pickup location. I went dressed as the double dog and immidiately hooked up with some dude in line. I sucked him off while a lot of people watched and yelled at us. He blew his load on my afro and we finally got in to vote. 10 of my queer friends were dressed up as sbtb characters and we all crammed into one voting booth and closed the curtain! It was a wild sex romp. I voted for Kerry with my cock then proceeded to plug a Slaters greasy ass while he attempted to write in for Juan Valdez! They kept yelling at us but due to the republican lawyers we were allowed to stay in the booth for 2 hours! There was shit and cum all over the machine when we were done. It was the best election day ever! Anyone else have any good voting experiences? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 04:29:27 PM |
| 78953 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco, the advancements in voting technology are unfortunate developments for hedonistic queers like us. I voted yesterday right after eating some Taco Bell. Although I didn't get any butt-sex in the voting area, I did drop ass while I was in line. It was loud and smelled so bad. There was another queer behind me in line. That queer had a big jew-fro and was wearing Zubaz pants! He dropped his pants after I farted and started jerking off. Unfortunately, he was quickly escorted out of the voting area. :( |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:14:18 PM |
| 78954 : Dner |
| Kurt, its amazing how one loud smelly fart can drive a demented faggot into a homosexual rage! |
| 08th November 2006 - 06:36:38 PM |
| 78955 : Rocco |
| Especially a demented faggot with a gigantic jew fro! Kurt did he have a large hook nose? ROCCO |
| 08th November 2006 - 07:33:42 PM |
| 78956 : Leapfrog |
| So what's the deal on your house. How much more $$$ do you need? |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:24:03 PM |
| 78957 : df |
| yo |
| 08th November 2006 - 10:59:21 PM |
| 78958 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper |
| To all Glamorgan Uni students: please try your best to make Diamond's appearance a complete shambles! Will he be appearing in a debate? If so, please make sure to ask him questions about his queer fan base, his relationship with Mr Belding, why he tells so many lies about his house scam, his zubaz fetish, why he's such a complete and utter loser, how many gallons of HIV+ sperm he's swallowed in his lifetime etc etc. And some heckling wouldn't go amiss either! This is a golden opportunity to humiliate a complete tool! |
| 09th November 2006 - 01:16:57 AM |
| 78959 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Rocco and Dner, I've encountered many demented faggots who get off on the smell of a nasty fart. The other day I was at the Gold's Gym lifting weights while wearing my blue and white patterned Zubaz pants (without underwear, of course). I had eaten some nasty South American food for lunch that day and it did not agree with my bowels. While I was doing some bench-press reps, I accidently ripped a nasty, smelly, wet fart and had to stop my set to run into the bathroom! Some diarrhea soaked through my Zubaz and got on the bench. After cleaning my ass in the bathroom for about 15 minutes, I returned to the weightroom and caught two dudes (one black guy and one asian guy) rubbing their cocks in the diarrhea and tossing off. Those were two sick sons-of-bitches! |
| 09th November 2006 - 03:13:14 AM |
| 78960 : Rusty Trombone |
| I too get off on the bathroom activities of other men, so much so that I recently quit my high-paying office job to work as a lowly bathroom attendant in a high-class restaurant. This way, I get paid to sit and listen to dudes going BM all day. My restaurant has a selection of several ultra-spicy South American and Indian dishes which sometimes don't agree with our more gentler-stomached customers. For instance, the other day, a huge fat sweaty guy ran past me, his stomach making hideous gurgling sounds, and charged into one of the cubicles. I heard his trousers hit the floor and then he groaned mightily as his ass cleaved in two by an incredibly loud movement. I immediately pitched a tent in my neatly-pressed trousers. After 10 mins of grunting and splashing noises, he walked out looking incredibly tired, and said "don't have the Vindaloo" as I handed him his towel. As soon as he'd gone, I hurried into the recently vacated cubicle and rubbed one out whilst drinking in the spicy aroma of his atomized doody. |
| 09th November 2006 - 06:17:37 AM |
| 78961 : Timmy |
| It happened to me when I was 11 years old, and I was wearing my sister's panties. They were flowered panties, so there was no saying "they are boy's underpants" They took my clothes and one of the boy's brought back one of his sister's old dresses and they made me put it on. I had to go home wearing the dress. At first my mom was sympathetic to my plight, until she noticed the panties I had on were my sister's, (it was a pair that my mom had recently purchased for her) then I got spanked for stealing them. |
| 09th November 2006 - 06:57:46 AM |
| 78962 : Jermery Paxman |
| Questions to ask Screech at the University; * Is he sick of everyone calling him Screech? * What's the deal with his house? Did he make the money he needed, or was it a complete scam? What did the IRS have to say? * Is Screech appearing on "I'm a celebrity, get me outta here" at any time in the future? * Does Screech still consider himself to be a comedian? * Does Screech still wake up in the middle of the night blighted by that damned "WOOO" track that haunts his very dreams to this day? * How much does the University have to pay him to say the words "ZOINKS" in a high pitched, squeeky voice? |
| 09th November 2006 - 08:21:13 AM |
| 78963 : Angus |
| Sniff glue like fuck |
| 09th November 2006 - 03:03:56 PM |
| 78964 : Dner |
| Kurt, a local gay bar I frequent has a drink called the "Liquid Fart." What they do is give tweeked out twink or a huge hairy bear (your choice) an enima of your choice of alcohol. Then they make him shit it out into a limited edition Star Wars Episode 2 Burger King cup. I'm sure you can figure out the next step! After a few of liquid farts you'll be blitzed! There's also a drink called the "Bloated Drag Queen." The Bloated Drag Queen is pretty simple. Appletini with some bacon fat in it. All good drinks! But the Liquid Fart is where its at! Which reminds me, Diamond I'll be behind the said gay bar tonight if you wanna meet up! |
| 10th November 2006 - 12:37:39 AM |
| 78965 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I think it would be funny if you lost your house and had to go on welfare. Someone should make a reality show about your ordeal when you have no other options but to live in a housing project. It would be awesome if the housing project were in the inner city of Milwaukee, Compton, Cleveland, or possibly even Chicago. It would be perfect if you were living in a 99% minority housing project. Watching a reality show of the other housing project residents messing with you as you fear for your life would be an interesting show. Maybe then you'll think about some of the dumb decisions you've made with your money. |
| 10th November 2006 - 06:26:22 AM |
| 78966 : dustin-lover |
| we love you dustin Rachel and Vicci xxxxxxxxxx |
| 10th November 2006 - 10:51:06 AM |
| 78967 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, is it true that after the daily rapings at the hands of Belding, Tuttle, and Slater, that your colon is so damaged that it now extends out of your ass and hangs like the tonuge of a tired dog? |