| 20th November 2006 - 06:40:00 AM |
| 79108 : MTUME BIGCOCK |
| hello friends is this being the website of mr justin drummond. i would like make love at his asshole |
| 20th November 2006 - 08:54:53 AM |
| 79109 : Sony/MGM |
| PRESS RELEASE: SCREECH IS BOND. To celebrate James Bond's 40th Birthday, TV's "Screech" will be appearing in a series of ultra low budget porn movies with Bond titles. Screech will play CIA Agent "Randy" Diamond and will wear his trademark beard and zubaz trousers. Watch as he moves from stunt to stunt, marvel at his embarassing acting skills and wonder as to why Screech says 'zoinks' every 5 seconds, all to the tune of the infamous and classic SAVED BY THE BELL 'WOOO' track. Films include: * Man with the Golden Cum (co-starring TV's "Mr Belding" as the Francisco Bumbanger) * For your anus only * View to a poorly made action movie (co-starring Christopher Walken in an oversized novelty blimp trying to guide the blimp into Screech's stretched anus in the heart of San Fransico's gayiest street) * Licence to Sanchez. Screech will play all 5 characters in this race against powerful drugs baron Hector 'Dirty' Sanchez (also played by Screech) that will see 5 oil trucks filled with HIV semen explode into Screech |
| 20th November 2006 - 09:45:43 AM |
| 79110 : PUNKD00D |
| oh shit i herd that scrrech was killed in a gay bashing incident on hollywod blvd! omg iz it tru???????????? |
| 20th November 2006 - 12:10:32 PM |
| 79111 : Chris Burke |
| Did one of the queers who post here convince IMDB that Chris Burke died? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0121630/ |
| 20th November 2006 - 01:12:35 PM |
| 79112 : DIAMOND LOVER 69 |
| OMG I LUVVVVVVVVVV DIAMOND HE IS SO HOT AND DREAMY LIKE A NEW BORN CALF. I WANT HIM INSIDE OK GUYZ TYYL!!!!111 |
| 20th November 2006 - 01:44:04 PM |
| 79113 : Jack Meoff |
| Get lost!! |
| 20th November 2006 - 04:52:42 PM |
| 79114 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This could use a good queering: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Saved_by_the_Bell#Screech_Powers |
| 20th November 2006 - 04:57:58 PM |
| 79115 : Ugoff |
| Please, I am Ugoff. |
| 20th November 2006 - 05:41:55 PM |
| 79116 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Watch this video of Diamond talking about his sex video. You can totally tell he's lying his ass off when he says he is not behind its distribution and that it took place 4 years ago. He also claims that he doesn't even remember where the video was recorded. His heffer actually looks pretty embarassed about the whole deal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12c6zGBHwE8 |
| 20th November 2006 - 05:57:06 PM |
| 79117 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This clip is even better than the previous one. Screech almost cries when the radio host plays a clip from another stand-up comic who goes off about what a crappy comic Screech is. Screech is on the line with his R&B singer friend named "Fabian." the radio hosts go off on what a homo Screech's friend Fabian is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otWVPRV18IA |
| 20th November 2006 - 11:57:15 PM |
| 79118 : White Man |
| nigga stole my bike |
| 21st November 2006 - 05:12:09 AM |
| 79119 : Dustin Diamond |
| I guess you'll have all seen the papers by now, and I thought that you, my true fans, deserved an explanation. It's no good, I just love molesting young boys! I can't help it! I love everything about hooking up with a fresh young piece of boy-ass: the anticipation as I use my superstar status to lure them back to my apartment; their look of awe when I pull out "Li'l Screecher"; their tears as I violate them and rob them of their precious anal virginity; and most of all, their squeals as I fire a hot, thick ropey load of Screech Spoofum deep into their bowels. I have a problem! |
| 21st November 2006 - 05:44:47 AM |
| 79120 : Michael Richards |
| Hi Screech. It's me, Former Seinfeld actor, Michael Richards. Like you, I am an unfunny comedian who's lack of stand-up content has been exposed and I've been caught with my pants down in a recent racist rant outrage. My uncensored four-letter tirade at my audience was because they thought I wasn't funny. Screech, will you join me on stage for my next act; mouthing off against minorities? Mel Gibson will be there and we're hoping that you will join us in the world's first ever 3-way tirade at the gullible public who buy into our public persona of being upstraight, decent people - when in reality, we're bigoted idiots who just like the smell of money. Maybe afterwards we can film another porno - how about "Saved by the Smell II: The racist rantings of Richards, Screech and Gibson"? |
| 21st November 2006 - 06:32:41 AM |
| 79121 : Deucer |
| Kurt, that clip is fantastic...Screech hatred must be at its highest ever! It's great to see that his manager and his boyfriend Fabian are just as retarded as he is! Goddamnit I wanna take a dump in his mouth right now!!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 07:12:21 AM |
| 79122 : HUNG NEGRO |
| I'm comin to drop a deuce in yo mouth real soon, fucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 08:32:29 AM |
| 79123 : passer-by |
| wow i didnt realize there were so many ppl who wanted to go BM in screechs mouth!! |
| 21st November 2006 - 09:10:23 AM |
| 79124 : Willy Wonka |
| It's interesting to watch Diamond self destruct in the way has has been recently, the way he's conducting himself with so little dignity, style, grace and self awareness is both hilarious and compelling. I love the sleazy atrocity of seeing a former child star implode in public and reaching new lows every week, hitting the headlines for all the wrong reasons and making an enemy of himself. It's just brilliant. So Diamond, please continue to publicly debase and humiliate yourself for our amusement. We all hated you in Saved By The Bell, and watching you crash and burn in such a lurid and despicable way is the best payback for enduring your demented stupidity on TV for all those years. When you finally decide to take your own life, please make it spectacular, ugly and violent. Thanks, buddy. |
| 21st November 2006 - 01:19:16 PM |
| 79125 : Belding\'s Moobs |
| 1 4M 1N UR jewfRo, Dr0pP1n9 a DEuC3! |
| 21st November 2006 - 02:43:19 PM |
| 79126 : |
| Dustin, you are a stupid jew piece of shit. I want to toss your salad with grape jelly and insert a popsicle in your bloody anus. I would love nothing more than to fist you and grab your intestines with my hand as I'm in your ass. I'd pull them out and rub my cock all over your intestines. It'd be so sexy when I shit all over them and stuff them back inside you. I also want to shove my foot in your ass and see how far my leg can go up. Please call me to pencil that in. |
| 21st November 2006 - 09:32:06 PM |
| 79127 : Michael Richards |
| Screech, you jive-ass NIGGER! I'm gonna track you down stick my dick in your Coon ass, you fucking JUNGLE-BUNNY! Motherfucka, your curly afro is going to contain my feces in a few hours, you stupid JIGABOO faggot moutherfacker!!! |