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| 23rd November 2006 - 08:06:54 AM |
| 79148 : chris burke |
| I MADE DOODY IN MY DRAWERS |
| 23rd November 2006 - 11:49:16 AM |
| 79149 : Nils Hutter |
| Hallo, ich will endlich, dass Saved by the bell auch in Deutschland auf DVD erscheint!!! |
| 01st December 2006 - 07:34:50 AM |
| 79150 : Poot |
| I'm a nacho! |
| 01st December 2006 - 07:36:46 AM |
| 79151 : Deucer |
| Great to see the site back up and running...I haven't had anything to spank it to for a whole week, and with my life-partner Ramone away visiting family, my balls were just about fit to explode!! I've just finished spanking it to some old "Remember When..." stories, and the amount of backed-up spoofum that I fired over my monitor was quite astonishing! Dustin, please don't let your site fall over again...your legion of queer fans rely on the spank fodder posted herein! |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:13:11 AM |
| 79152 : diamondcutter |
| WE'RE BAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!! |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:22:32 AM |
| 79153 : |
| LOL I dont see you making money in showbiz again, maybe surreal life or something like that. Ya may have to just goto school or something. |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:22:35 AM |
| 79154 : Hulk Hogan. Brother |
| WHATCHEWGONNADO when the Hulkster rips a fart all over you? THAT'S RIGHT, brotha! It's me, brotha! You're brotha, brotha! Hulk Hogan is gonna run wild on you, once again brotha. Cause you see, when I'm wrestling the inner workings of your anus with my 24" python's inside the square circle of the WWE 'restlin' ring at WrestleMania™ 23, you know brotha! that I won't job to anyone, brotha. Not even my brotha, brotha. And I won't quit 'resslin' till I get you in the ring at Wrestlemania™ 23 and rape you of whatever virginity you have left, then you're gonna here me say "OH BROTHA! I'm comin! OH BROTHA. BROTHA BROTHA BROTHA!" and explode my steroid juice all over you. BROTHA! Vincent Kennedy McMahon presents; Wrestlemania™ 23 MAIN EVENT ICON vs ICON. LEGEND vs LEGEND. SAMUEL "SCREECH" POWERS vs. HULK HOGAN in a No-holds-barred toilet match! WHATCHEWGONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTER RIPS OFF HIS PANTS, GETS OILED UP AND RAINS SHIT ALL OVER CHEW? |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:27:45 AM |
| 79155 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, thank you for finally bringing back your website. I was so disappointed last week when I couldn't find any hot Diamond-related queer spank material. I'm ashamed to say that I almost broke down and had sex with a woman. You must be disappointed in me. :( |
| 01st December 2006 - 11:11:35 AM |
| 79156 : Snark |
| Screech DOESN'T exist. You morons! -- Zoinks! |
| 01st December 2006 - 11:27:19 AM |
| 79157 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Screech, I watching the Spice channel the other day when I saw the classic Saved By The Bell episode where Belding raped you for the first time. It was in that episode where you first said "zoinks." About every 5 seconds you yelled out "zoinks" while Belding had his fun. You were saying "zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks...zoinks" while Belding yanked on your jew-fro and pounded away on you. |
| 01st December 2006 - 08:18:28 PM |
| 79158 : |
| screech, your new terrorist beard and potbelly turn me on SO FUCKING MUCH. i just NEED to blow this huge load all over your greasy face. fuck. why are you so incredibly sexy? you make me want to swallow my own loads when i bust nuts thinking of you. |
| 01st December 2006 - 09:27:41 PM |
| 79159 : |
| screech your new sex tape turned me on so fucking much. i stroked myself while thinking about wanting to suck the sweat off your neckbeard and beergut. i held out from jacking off for 2 weeks knowing the tape was coming in the mail. i blew a huge fucking load and rubbed it all over my own face when i finally saw it. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 12:07:59 AM |
| 79160 : 院 穂盤 |
| yes i must say that i also am being turned on by mr dustin diamond. we are very watching his saved bells tv show in taiwan. SCREECH character is always make my thingy go hard. sometime i watch sho w with gay friends and we have "circular jerk" and fire our special soup on tv screecn. i am liking also the SALTER and MR BEDLING. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 12:27:29 AM |
| 79161 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, please answer this for me. I hear your taint smells exactly like a Taco Bell bean and cheese burrito and even looks like someone smeared one on your ass. Is it because you don't wipe your hairy ass very well and you shit gets wiped up towards your sack, or has Mario Lopez been shoving bean burritos up your streched out asshole? If it's because you don't wipe you ass properly, I really am harder for you than I have ever been. I'd rub my cock on your shitty taint and it would scoop it all up. Than I'd give you a dirty sanchez with it and whatever was left on my dick you go inside your mouth. I think I'd also give you a cincinnati juicebox and violently punch your stomach for the hell of it. |
| 02nd December 2006 - 03:48:28 AM |
| 79162 : A foreigner |
| YES I TOO AM WANT TO MAKING BUTTFUCK WITH DUSTAIN DIAMODN!!!!!!!111 |
| 02nd December 2006 - 03:51:55 AM |
| 79163 : Jennifer Diamond |
| Jennifer, Screech's wife, apparently enjoys eating his ass. He makes her eat most of her meals out of his ass! |
| 02nd December 2006 - 08:40:20 AM |
| 79164 : Peter North |
| Hey there SCROOTCH, it's me, cum-shot supremo Peter North. So, you wanna break into porno, huh? Well, as you may know, I used to do gay porn many many years ago, and I had a great idea - why don't we hook up and make a film in which I buttfuck you for a solid hour before unloading an ungodly amount of my man-custard all over your greasy, big-nosed face? It'll be a smash!! |
| 02nd December 2006 - 02:24:25 PM |
| 79165 : diamondcutter |
| I wonder if Screech liked it when Mr Belding shakes his ass like he does in this vid... http://www.codymccarver.com/redflag/RedFlag.html |
| 03rd December 2006 - 12:11:10 AM |
79166 : ">![](\"http://lemonparty.org/lemonparty.jpg\") |
| I WILL STOVE-PIPE YR ASS WITH MY AIDS-INFECTED COCK |
| 03rd December 2006 - 01:03:25 AM |
| 79167 : Fecal Jizz Pinata |
| Yo Scrunge, is it true that, as a youngster, you used to masturbate yourself to a frenzy whilst wearing a pair of your grandfather's solied briefs over your head? Is it true that you would ejaculate on his false teeth? Is it true that he would be wearing them at the time? |
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