| 13th December 2006 - 03:42:19 AM |
| 79268 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey Screech!!!! It would appear that I'm quite the lady's man now. Look at all the babes I've bagged!!! It would apear that I'm doing that chick I was dancing with on Dancing with the stars. Don't believe everything you see!!!! I'm still as gay as ever and I will never forget the time I gave you a Rusty Trombone while Mr. Belding fingered my ass. And remember when we hired that transexual hooker in Reno? Those were the days. Sigh... Oh well, I'll let you go now. I have to go back to pretending to be straight. Toodles. |
| 13th December 2006 - 07:32:45 AM |
| 79269 : David Hasselhoff |
| I'm DAVID HASSLEHOFF! Screech, do you remember that cancelled episode of KNIGHT RIDER where you played my angry illegitmate son "Mike Long Junior" from when I was "Michael Long" and wanted to take over the foundation, run it into the ground and even stole KITT to fund your dreams of megalamania? Remember how your "dinky toy car" turbo boosted into the front office of DEVON and made the biggest explosion this side of the death star? Remember how it was left up to me to stop you? Remember how you suddenly started dressing like me, with the big hair,the leather jacket in the 90° Californian heat? Remember how you started a romantic fling with KITT and even included KARR into your depraved world of repressed homosexuality? Remember how this show was meant to be about TEEN ANGST? Remember how the show totally started the whole TEEN ANGST music bands with GREEN DAY, NIVARNA, LIMP BIZKIT and LINKIN PARK all producing power ballad's revolving around the inner termoil of a teenager's life? (continued above).... |
| 13th December 2006 - 08:43:13 AM |
| 79270 : David Hasselhoff |
| Remember how pissed off the producers were when they found you with your pants down parking your 'car' in KITT's 'garage' and dumping your 'engine oil' into it? Remember how they knew it was you because you exhaled "ZOINKS" when they caught you with your pants down? Remember how you said, "this isn't what it looks like!" Remember how you complained to the studio citing that KITT always seemed very camp and you couldn't resist to deflower a childhood icon. Remember how hard they booted you off the set and we had to reshoot with ME playing my evil goatee wearing brother GARTHE KNIGHT? Remember how you knew it was me because I acted just as badly as I did when I played MICHEAL? Remember how much you cost the studio? Remember how from then on we had to use dinky toys to do all the stunts and how we had to explain KITT's super pursuit mode with him going through puberty, when in actuality it was KITT getting aroused at any buffy haired, zubaz wearing idiot that happened to pass on by? I could have knocked you out! |
| 13th December 2006 - 09:07:25 AM |
| 79271 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Look at this recent picture of Leanna Creel (Tori): http://www.geocities.com/sbtb_fanatic/sundance.jpg She looks beaten-down! What in the hell happened to her? |
| 13th December 2006 - 02:04:28 PM |
| 79272 : Dustbin Diamond ( @ Y @ ) |
| Dustbin Diamond's Porno "Screeechedd" is fake. P.S. There was a big fat turd floating in the bath tub. |
| 13th December 2006 - 04:21:04 PM |
| 79273 : sevgi |
| u where the funniest actor when i was i child=) me and my friends are still using ur namne to make fun with people. SCREECH HAHA...=D |
| 13th December 2006 - 07:17:08 PM |
| 79274 : Joe |
| Damn dude looks like you really fucked up your chances to go anywhere in life. |
| 14th December 2006 - 03:09:57 AM |
| 79275 : |
| Dustin...just admit that you are a raging faggot so we can get on with the rest of our lives... |
| 14th December 2006 - 03:35:09 AM |
| 79276 : DoubleD |
| I WILL ADMIT NOTHING! EXCEPT THAT I AM GOING TO SUE. SUE YOU ALL. MUHAHAHA! |
| 14th December 2006 - 03:58:08 AM |
| 79277 : |
| does "DoubleD" refer to your cup size, tubby? |
| 14th December 2006 - 04:51:42 AM |
| 79278 : Donny Jepp |
| Dustin Diamond almost got the part playing Jack Sparrow but Dustin never returned the phone call. Later after seeing the movie Dustin complained that Elizabeth(Keira Knightley)'s breasts were too small. "What kind of pirate lady has fuckin small tits?!?!" |
| 14th December 2006 - 08:26:27 AM |
| 79279 : Michael Oliver |
| I'M 110% FLAMING LIBERACE GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 14th December 2006 - 08:30:14 AM |
| 79280 : |
| The sex tape was real, I just watched the whole thing. There is nothing fake about it. Well, except for Dustin Diamonds Sexuality. |
| 14th December 2006 - 08:56:39 AM |
| 79281 : \'Chav\' Powers |
| OI! SCREECH! I'M! YOU'RE! FUCKING! SON! YOU! FUCKIN'! CUNT! NOW! WHEN! ARE! YOU! GONNA! INTRODUCE! ME! TO! MY! FUCKIN' MOM! VIOLET! FUCKIN' BICKERSTAFF!? I HOPE YOU AIN'T 'AVIN' A LAFF! AT! MY! FUCKIN! LIFE! YOU! TOSSA! CAUSE! IF! YOU! ARE! I'LL! FUCKIN' KICK! YOUR! HEAD! IN! I! CAN'T! WAIT! TO! SEE! MOM! AND! FUCK! HER! JUST! LIKE! MY! OLD! MAN! AY! SCHREECH! YOU! LIKE! TO! WATCH! YOUR! MOM! GET! SOME! OF! CHAV?! YOU! BETTER! OR ELSE I'LL SEND THE BOYS ROUND TO BANG ON YOUR WINDOWS, LEAR AT YOU AND GENERALLY MAKE A NUSANCE OF OURSELVES. |
| 14th December 2006 - 03:09:33 PM |
| 79282 : FlamingGay |
| If you get bored with Screech's windows, you can come round and bang on my backdoor Chav Powers! *lick* |
| 14th December 2006 - 04:18:55 PM |
| 79283 : JUAN |
| HI. I ONLY WANNA SAID THAT YOU A MY HERO. YOU ARE A VERY BIG STAR IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. |
| 14th December 2006 - 05:52:46 PM |
| 79284 : ZOMG! |
| ZOMG! |
| 14th December 2006 - 07:41:18 PM |
| 79285 : Rocco |
| I heard that Tori has been hanging out with the notorious Chris Burke. They were an item for awhile and got pretty heavy into paint thinner and blue cheese. Chris found her stealing a whiff of paint thinner he thought was his and pummeled her with his well documented rage attack. I belive that pic was snapped soon after her beating. ROCCO |
| 14th December 2006 - 08:46:24 PM |
| 79286 : user99764477 |
| Is it true the Dustin Diamond is doing gay porn? They say that he is so hard up for money he is actually sucking on another man's penis, and getting fucking in his asshole, for cash! I thought he was married? Also, does his wife Jennifer know of, and or approve of this behavior? If she does, she has to be a pathetic whore! Well, any or information about this story being legitimate or not, I would appreciate, thanks. |
| 14th December 2006 - 10:58:14 PM |
| 79287 : arbys shitpipe |
| yes, it's 100% true diamond is doing gay porn. it's a gangbang flick, featuring belding, zack and slater look alikes and because of diamonds hiv+ status the entire cast will also be hiv+. as per usual jennifer will not complain so long as her mouth remains stuffed with beef n cheddars. |