| 24th October 2006 - 03:51:58 AM |
| 78750 : cris burrk |
| uh oh i made bm in my drawers |
| 24th October 2006 - 06:15:47 AM |
| 78751 : Marcus Flint |
| Diamond, can you explain why you are now endorsing your sex tape and cashing in on some of the profits? Can you admit its just another scam and that it wasnt you in the tape? I demand a quick reply you parking cone nosed faggot! |
| 24th October 2006 - 06:31:54 AM |
| 78752 : IRS |
| We hereby demand that you declare all your income. The public are wiery of your scam merchant tomfoolery. |
| 24th October 2006 - 07:13:06 AM |
| 78753 : Mr. Belding |
| Hey Screech report to my office immediately and SUCK MY MOTHERFUCKING COCK YOU MOTHERFUCKING WOOLY-HAIRED JEW-NIGGER |
| 24th October 2006 - 09:48:47 AM |
| 78754 : Anal Cum Slater |
| I want to rub my HIV+ cum all over your face DD |
| 24th October 2006 - 12:42:36 PM |
| 78755 : Dner |
| Hey Diamond, when are you gonna have a DD and the Dicksmokers reunion???? I'd love to see your queercore band send the crowd into a homosexual frenzy! Is it true that you stretch out your anus on stage and let the audience spit into it? |
| 24th October 2006 - 12:48:54 PM |
| 78756 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what happened to Chachi? Remmeber when he used to post here all of the time? Did you and he ever hook up and toss each other's salads? Please get back to me soon, buddy! |
| 24th October 2006 - 02:24:28 PM |
| 78757 : Neil walsh |
| U r a hero to all Kimmage ppl. ur in my french book. Did u die of a cocaine o.d |
| 24th October 2006 - 03:21:42 PM |
| 78758 : Rocco |
| Diamond, Thank you for finally getting your board back up and running you hook nosed piece of garbage! Alot has gone on in the last few months, mostly your attempts to scam your fans out of their hard earned loot through your stupid schemes. I demand that you meet me behind the bowling alley in Tusckaloosa Alabama this Friday for some hot man love! ROCCO |
| 24th October 2006 - 05:41:50 PM |
| 78759 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, let's hook up for a hot lunch. I really want to eat some greasy Taco Bell food and then spray warm watery diarrhea right into your mouth!!! You must be creaming your pants right now just thinking about my tremendous offer. Let's get together! Pencil me in for the 10:30 PM slot behind the Exxon gas station in West Hollywood. - Kurt Steinberg |
| 24th October 2006 - 11:05:29 PM |
| 78760 : Rocco |
| Dner, I heard that Diamond stretches out his ass and lets members of the queercore audience mosh in his rectum! Damn Diamond get DD and the Dicksmokers back together for a new show. I'm gonna wear a nice pair of golf cleats!!!! ROCCO |
| 24th October 2006 - 11:40:18 PM |
| 78761 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where Mr. Belding took Slater, Zack, Mr. Tuttle, and you to the Max for dinner to celebrate Slater’s first place finish in the California state wrestling championship? Remember how the Max had a small arcade with Centipede and Frogger? Remember how you hated those games because you sucked at them? Remember when you complained to Belding and he replied “SHUT THE FUCK UP, FAGGOT!!!” Remember when you started crying and everyone laughed at you and called you a stupid homo? Remember when Belding appeared to feel badly and put his arm around you and told you that the Max did have a new arcade game? Remember when your face lit up and you asked what the game was? Remember when he said it was Asteroids? Remember how you started grinning like an idiot because that was your favorite game? Remember when you asked where the Asteroids game was and Belding got up and told you to follow him? Remember how confused you became as Belding started walking toward the men’s bathroom? Remember when you asked Belding why he was walking to bathroom and he replied, “it’s hidden in the bathroom.” Remember when you naively believed him because he was your role model and you looked up to him? Remember how the bathroom smelled like a sewer when Belding opened the door because Slater had clogged up one of the toilets with chunks of shit because the Taco Bell he had eaten that day didn’t agree with his bowels? Remember when you didn’t see an Asteroids game in the bathroom and asked Belding where it was? Remember when slugged you in the gut and then threw you face-first at the bathroom mirror? Remember when he said, “you want to play Asteroids faggot? Go ahead DIPSHIT” and then threw you face first into the toilet that was filled with Slater’s turds? Remember when Belding said, “are you having fun avoiding the turds? How do you like my game of Asteroids?” Remember when Slater and Zack ran into the bathroom and dropped their pants? Remember when Zack tore off your Zubaz and ass raped you while Slater and Mr. Belding dropped deuces in your jew-fro? Remember when Tuttle walked into the bathroom and started jerking off to the sounds of your screams for help? The Bayside gang really got you good that time! |
| 25th October 2006 - 01:02:05 AM |
| 78762 : Jm J. Bullock |
| Hey hey hey screechie, i haven't forgotten about ya! I still wanna give you a nice hefty dose of the AIDS right up your brownpipe! i hope you like having dudes stamp on your balls while wearing hiking boots motherfucker!!! Jm J is bringin tha AIDS!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 01:14:35 AM |
| 78763 : Jm J. Bullock |
| hey SCROTCH, i've got a present for ya...AIDS!!! why not come suck your present out of my cock motherfucker!! |
| 25th October 2006 - 07:33:30 AM |
| 78764 : BORAT |
| SCRATCH, You are big star in my country Kazakstan. I wish to make sex crime with your anus. In my country, "zoinks" is banned word and was replaced in 1997 farmers revolution by the word "oinks". I vish to make sex crime with you and make you say "oinks" when I stick my kudos into you and make liquid explosion. You liken the sex crime? |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:03:07 AM |
| 78765 : big nosed fan |
| Hey Screech! I am a big fan of SAVED BY THE BELL, whatever happened to that Tiffani girl? I can't believe they cancelled your show, MIAMI CA. I'm look forward to the next episode of CITY GUYS where you meet with the actors from CALIFORNIA DREAMS and beat them in a meaningless wrestling match. I can't wait to hear you yelp "ZOINKS" every 5 seconds, which is proceeded by the famous 7-minute WOOOO-track which seems to inflitrate every fucking episode of MIAMI CA that you are on. Until the next episode of CALIFORNIA DREAMS! |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:17:56 AM |
| 78766 : aimee |
| Hi Dustin, just dropped by to say I really enjoyed your stand-up show last week, it was a great night. Thanks for the free T-Shirt, it was most kind of you ;-) Why do you allow all these icky posts in your guestbook? You should really take more care over your official site, it doesn't reflect well on you. Bye 4 now, aimee xxxxxx |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:26:25 AM |
| 78767 : Dner |
| Ox, that was a great episode! I love the part where he got a nasty infection on his face from Slater's stool. |
| 25th October 2006 - 08:46:39 AM |
| 78768 : \'Dustbin\' Diamond |
| I'm 'Dustbin' Diamond. Sex Star. Please give me "Dirty Sanchez". Buy my T-shirts, save my home. Please give me money. I like doing it in the Dustbin! |
| 25th October 2006 - 09:45:03 AM |
| 78769 : Michael Barrymore |
| I WANT TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH YOUR ARSEPIPE |