| 28th June 2006 - 11:06:22 AM |
| 78194 : Maxx the Magican |
| HEY FUCKFACE! Listen up you little shit, every day young adults walk up to me and ask "Why did you disappear after season 3?" and "What happened to the Maxx, Max?" and I lied under my breath about how I lost the company's payroll on the track, when the truth was that Screech told me he had a sell out show in Miami for his hit stand up show and that I could do my magic show. I was mortified when I saw only 3 drunks and none of them laughed at the adult humor, which I always thought was a little low brow, especally for a family entertainer for Screech. Well Screech, I'm back; and I want my Maxx back, my money back and I've got a few magic tricks to show you, such as the "disappearing magic wand up your ass" and the "amazing slipknot of doom" as well as the "circular powersaw from hell!" Get back to me you little fucker so I can make the Statue of Liberty disappear... into your ASS! |
| 28th June 2006 - 11:53:10 AM |
| 78195 : Comin\' to get cha |
| I hate you and you're a prick Dustin, but I'm going to be so happy seeing you on the news getting arrested. You should probably kill yourself. Cocane is a hell of a drug, you'll have a blast sucking dick for rocks instead of stealing money from non-profit organizations. Burn in hell! |
| 28th June 2006 - 02:36:13 PM |
| 78196 : Belding |
| Screech, cum down to my office for some hot scat play. I will use your mouth as my persoanl sewer. Mr. B |
| 28th June 2006 - 03:03:02 PM |
| 78197 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, I'm willing to give you a Turkish snowcone immediatly. Please respond. |
| 28th June 2006 - 04:11:11 PM |
| 78198 : Gay Zack |
| Those bastards at the imdb deleted our Jeremy is fat thread. I wonder if it was my turkish snowcone comment or that fuck starships-1 complained. He's my new bitch. |
| 28th June 2006 - 05:36:06 PM |
| 78199 : |
| Gay Zack, someone finally posted a message at the ScatPlay dustin Yahoo Group. He apparently wants more info about taking a dump on diamond - http://groups.yahoo.com/group/scatplaydustin/ |
| 28th June 2006 - 05:46:37 PM |
| 78200 : Gay Zack |
| Thanks for the heads up, I've responded to him, I need to work on getting some hot Screech scat pictures together. I'll try to do that tonight. Also starships is asking for a good ol' fashion gang bang by some angry queers. We need to work to make him look like a homophobe who is following us around and harassing us. |
| 28th June 2006 - 06:15:46 PM |
| 78201 : Gay Zack |
| also be sure to queer up Milk and Fashion that movie Jeremy Miller is starring in. starships hasn't gotten to that one, so it's all ours for the queering. I wonder if I can get some of the brokeback queers to post queer fantasies with us. |
| 28th June 2006 - 06:34:09 PM |
| 78202 : |
| Gay Zack, you're right the Brokeback Mountain imdb message board is already queered up - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0388795/board/nest/46897932?d=46898087#46898087 |
| 28th June 2006 - 07:58:40 PM |
| 78203 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Goddamnit, that "he's fat" thread rocked. I hope Jeremy hunts that fuck starships-1 down and drops a nice big Stanley steamer on his chest. I don't know if it's his fault the thread got deleted, I just hope he does it anyway. |
| 28th June 2006 - 09:00:10 PM |
| 78204 : |
| OMG SCREECH I TOTALLY LOVE YOU OMG OMG LOLOLOLOL I WANNA HAVE YOUR BABIES LIKE SUPERMAN HAS LOIS' IN SUPERMAN RETURns. SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!11lol |
| 28th June 2006 - 09:08:52 PM |
| 78205 : Compassionate Chic |
| I've never met Dustin Diamond in my life, but can't everyone just chip in or so the guy who kept us laughing for years isn't on the street!!! I would LOVE to see him do stand-up if he comes around by me, but I can't do that if he's out doing porn or crawled up in a gutter somewhere!!! Most people can afford and most businesses can afford 00 for a "brick" and some MAJOR exposure and business on his website www.getdshirts.com -- it works both ways and it all adds up, let's all help him out before it's too late!!!?? Help the poor guy out and I'll keep you updated at: http://compassionatechic.blogspot.com/ |
| 28th June 2006 - 09:18:04 PM |
| 78206 : Don le |
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| 28th June 2006 - 09:25:21 PM |
| 78207 : Rocco |
| Diamond, I'm thinking that soon your days of living in your home will be up. Can you please provide your gay fanbase with info as to where you may be moving next. I feel that a nice bridge would be appropriate as you could scare the living shit out of kids by peeking out and yelling zoinks! That terrorist look you've been cultivating along with your general ugliness could scare anyone! Also, a nice bridge will allow you some private space for gay sex! I would like to get on the guestlist to provide you with a buttslam followed by a loving donkey punch. If possible could my buddy Dner join us so we could spitroast you while unconscious? Let me know, my cock is rock hard just thinking about it!!!! ROCCO |
| 28th June 2006 - 10:25:37 PM |
| 78208 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, what are you going to do during the winter when you are sleeping under your bridge? Do you think you'll befriend a few rats and use them as pillows? Will you you broken tree branches and abandoned tires as blankets? Please get back to me immediately, as these are important questions! |
| 28th June 2006 - 11:31:29 PM |
| 78209 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This Joey Lawrence imdb thread needs a good queering: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005129/board/nest/16112077 |
| 29th June 2006 - 02:27:32 AM |
| 78210 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Kurt, this thread is already pretty damn queer as it is, but more queering couldn't hurt - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005129/board/nest/46632250 |
| 29th June 2006 - 03:23:47 AM |
| 78211 : princess leia |
| dustin I love you. http://www.free-all.net/g/s/sk/1/31.jpg |
| 29th June 2006 - 04:19:19 AM |
| 78212 : |
| screech, good luck with the house buddy! you should totally check out this site. as should any minors who are reading this. http://tinyurl.com/mj2p5 |
| 29th June 2006 - 05:19:48 AM |
| 78213 : Ryan Seacrest |
| Oh SHIT Screech I've just gotta fuck your brains out RIGHT NOW. report to my apartment for hot gay sex immediately. also I've been brewing up a fart that's just straining to be released on your face. i've been eating a lot of egg and red-bean salads recently so it's gonna fuckin stink. seacrest OUT. |