| 27th June 2006 - 04:18:50 AM |
| 78154 : Another Concerned Citizen |
| Jessy, are you the same pointless, white-trash piece of Marilyn Manson's excreta that used to post here under the name "Twyla"? I was hoping you'd slashed your wrists a long time ago. You and your inane emo-goth angst-ridden drivel are not welcome here, please get the fuck out immediately and don't come back. |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:32:29 AM |
| 78155 : admin |
| hello i am the admin of www.theunprettier.com and hope you all sign up and post on our different topics. in the tv section we have a saved by the bell thread which i have brought to peoples attention the plight of dustin diamond. |
| 27th June 2006 - 05:45:28 AM |
| 78156 : Robert Redford |
| Hey Screech, I have an indecent proposal for you - I wanna pay you million to spend one night with me. Think about it buddy, all your problems would be solved, and all you'd have to do is let me cram my leathery old ding-dong up your ass. Well, OK, maybe a bit of scatplay as well. Oh and I'd want to film it all, natch. So whaddayasay. |
| 27th June 2006 - 07:24:48 AM |
| 78157 : filthy faggot |
| screech, if you're selling farts, why not scrape some of the cheese of your balls and sell it as well? I'd buy that for a dollar!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 08:14:20 AM |
| 78158 : ひとし |
| おい、スクリーチ！ オレにフェラチオをする！ (;´Д｀)ﾊｧﾊｧ |
| 27th June 2006 - 08:34:31 AM |
| 78159 : Mark Almond |
| Screech, when will you give me some of that TAINTED LOVE?... by which I mean your hiv+ infected cum loads? |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:19:31 AM |
| 78160 : |
| 16th August 2005 - 10:02:32 PM 71744 : Ox Screech, remember that episode from Good Morning Miss Bliss when you were listening to a tape of hits from the 80s on your Walkman during your lunch period? Remember when Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" was played and you were singing along? Remember when Zack said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, DICKHEAD!!!" and ordered you to stop? Remember when you started crying and ran to the bathroom to wipe away your tears? Remember when you walked into the bathroom and ran into Milo, the janitor, who was cleaning up the urinal after your friend Mikey had taken a shit in it? Remember when Milo asked what was wrong and you told him that the other kids were making fun of you because you were singing "Tainted Love"? Remember when Mile replied "hey White Chowder, do you really like Tainted Love"? Remember when you replied that you did? Remember when he said "well then why don't I give you some tainted love then, Snowflake"! Remember when Milo threw you face first into the bathroom stall and then yanked off your Zubaz and lodged the handle of his mop in your rectum? Remember when he dropped trow and rubbed his taint all over your face and then took a shit on your 'fro? Remember when he said "give me some 'tainted love,' FAG!!!" Remember when he rolled you over and had unprotected buttsex with you just like he used to do with the HIV+ inmates at the county jail when he served his sentence for child molestation? Milo sure got you good that time! |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:26:37 AM |
| 78161 : Hot Karl |
| Yo Screech, remember me? I'm the random dude you hooked up with in the rest-room of a sleazy truck-stop restaurant in North Dakota. Remember how I sucked off your 1.5-inch twizzler and made you say "ZOINKS!"? Then remember how I slugged you in the nads after I'd dumped my cum inside you, and then I dropped a deuce in your hair whilst you were curled up in pain on the urine-soaked floor? Remember how I went back into the restaurant and told all the hairy, pot-bellied truckers that you were in the bathroom, ready for love? Remember how you were gang-raped by them? You sure got used to the taste of trucker spooge that time!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:49:06 AM |
| 78162 : Brandon Tartikoff |
| Hey Screech, I'm back from the dead and I want to give you your own sitcom. It'll be called "Diamond in the Rough" and it will be a SBTB spin-off in which Screech has moved to LA to make it as an actor. You move into an apartment and are shocked to discover that your wacky neighbour is none other than Milo the Janitor. There is ongoing sexual between the two of you. You have a hard time making it as an actor until a chance meeting with your old friend Slater leads to a bit-part in a gay porno. Everything snowballs from there and Screech becomes a full-fledged queer icon and superstar, and in the last episode the "will he, won't he" question is answered when you get married to Milo. It's the part you were born to play, toots! |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:51:28 AM |
| 78163 : kate |
| I have never concerned myself with Hollywood in genera. I knw you might find shocking, n but there is a plethora of folks that just aren't impressed.Never watched the show, SBTB- thougth ridicuous and you were beyond laughable. I saw you trm yourself a "star?" Homey,. Robert Redofrord is a star. I think my husband is far more the star. I happened to see the story about your soliciing money to "save your home." They are hard to miss in the check-out aisle. I also read some of these messages you have in your file folder. Shameful the cruel; things people say. Too much time on their hands and flat out rude. This is not to be on that tone. I wnat to say: I find it reprehensible that you would ask complete strangers to resccue you.Insulting.For your own self worth, you need to delete this idea.You had a good chance to make money and blew it. Compare youeself with a sick child. You should be beynond shamed. |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:58:04 AM |
| 78164 : Captain Grammar |
| kate: yes, Screech is a tool. But please, do not post here again until your level of ability with the English language has progressed beyond that of a retarded 3-year old. Thank you. |
| 27th June 2006 - 09:59:42 AM |
| 78165 : Rocco |
| Dear Kate, You stink like Diamonds ass after a dumpster party! ROCCO |
| 27th June 2006 - 10:15:06 AM |
| 78166 : Kal El (AKA: Superman) |
| I am not gay. Quit asking. |
| 27th June 2006 - 10:41:50 AM |
| 78167 : Brainy Smurf |
| Screech, remember me from the early-80s cartoon, "The Smurfs"? I'm a nerd just like you. Papa Smurf and Gargamel used to pull trains with me right in front of Groucy Smurf who would jerk off at the sight of this. We need to hook up immediately. We've both been homosexual rape victims, so making tender love to you will feel so nice, Screechie-poo! |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:02:26 AM |
| 78168 : Danny Pintauro |
| OH SCREECH, WHY DON'T WE MAKE LOVE LIKE WE USED TO???? YOU THINK I'M UGLY DON'T YOU. SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:42:43 AM |
| 78169 : Gay Zack |
| Screech, do you remember when your uncle used to molest you as a small child by shoving chess pieces in your ass. Remember how he had the Star Trek chess set and he shoved a Sulu and Capt. Kirk in your ass so far that it got stuck and he had to take you to the emergency room. How'd he explain that one to them without raising suspicion? Remember when he bought the Simpsons chess set and tried to shove the entire Simpsons family in your ass, he got in Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, but couldn't fit Maggie in, so he kept pushing and forcing it in and ended up ripping your anus and blood gushed out? Remember how after that happened he shoved a Grandpa Simpson and Mr. Burns up your bloody ass. Those were good times for you. |
| 27th June 2006 - 11:50:37 AM |
| 78170 : Kurt |
| Gay Zack, starships is back on the Jeremy Miller imdb board trying to hetero- everything up. The forces of queerness must join together to combat this aggression to ensure that the Jeremy Miller message board stays gay. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0588595/board/nest/44610974?d=46760959#46760959 |
| 27th June 2006 - 12:07:03 PM |
| 78171 : Brandon Tartikoff |
| Screech, I've had another idea for "Diamond in the Rough" that I wanted to run by you. How about doing an episode where you tell everyone that you have a 10-inch schlong, even though in reality it's 1.5 inches? Then you get an audition for an acting job with a nude scene, and you try and fashion a fake schlong out of mincemeat, but it falls off during the audition. What do you think? Pretty original, huh?? |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:14:14 PM |
| 78172 : Gay Zack |
| I'm there Kurt, I notice some posts have been deleted on the Jeremy Gay Miller thread. Shame, I'm sure some of those where mine. They seem to delete a lot of my posts, surprised they haven't banned me. |
| 27th June 2006 - 01:43:31 PM |
| 78173 : Kurt |
| A ton of my earlier posts on the Miller board were also deleted. That's unfortunate, as we really contributed a lot to that message board. |