| 19th June 2006 - 11:13:30 PM |
| 77938 : Cornhole |
| Hey Dustin- Damn bud, when we gonna go felching again? Remember the last time when you yanked your 10" cock out of my ass and it was covered with corn, peanuts, and streaks of my shit? Damn that was hot. I long for the day when I can get ass-raped by your kong dong again. Keep it warm for me. Thanks bud. Oh yea, fuck you get a job loser. |
| 19th June 2006 - 11:55:14 PM |
| 77939 : Jeebus |
| You have got to be one of the most pathetic pieces of shit I have ever seen. Beggar... Got get a fucking job. |
| 19th June 2006 - 11:56:29 PM |
| 77940 : Ass Plunderer |
| Hey bud, I heard you on Stern last week. That's a cool name you made up for yourself - "D=man." D-man, I know you're hurting for cash, so I'd like to offer you a couple bucks to me me in the rest stop just north of Madison. I'll be sitting naked in the third bathroom stall on the semen-covered seat waiting for you. When you get there I'll give you a Dirty Sanchez and then bend you over to show you why the queers call me "assplunderer." |
| 20th June 2006 - 12:36:19 AM |
| 77941 : Come |
This site is in no way affiliated with Dustin Diamond Losers |
| 20th June 2006 - 01:12:36 AM |
| 77942 : Rod Belding |
| Screech, you're a faggot. My bro Richie Belding (Mr. Belding to you) and I are gonna spit roast you at an all-school assembly today. You're gonna get AIDS today, chucklefuck! |
| 20th June 2006 - 01:31:02 AM |
| 77943 : feaf |
| hahahahahahahah greetings from germany |
| 20th June 2006 - 03:11:10 AM |
| 77944 : Rusty Trombone |
| So last night I travelled to an out-of-state Denny's I hadn't been to before looking for ass. I went dressed as Bo Duke from Dukes of Hazzard. I didn't get any restroom action so when it came time to leave I left money for the bill and discretely took a nice healthy shit in the booth I'd been occupying, and then got the fuck out of there before anyone noticed my 'tip'. I went round the back and found a homeless dude named Ezekiel rooting around in the dumpsters. He stank of cheap liquor, BO and cat piss. I asked him with a grin if he fancied making a quick buck; he said sure, so I dropped trow presenting my shitty buttcrack and told him to get licking. To my suprise he went at the task with relish - I think it was the closest thing he'd had to a meal in days. I was jacking off whilst he was doing this and I gave him a nasty suprise by turning round suddenly and blowing my stringy load all over his face. Then I kneed him in the windpipe, took out a dollar bill, wiped my ass with it and threw it at him as he lay squirming in pain. I took a piss on him as well and then left. Textbook evening, all in all. |
| 20th June 2006 - 03:19:57 AM |
| 77945 : former SBTB staffer |
| hey guys, I used to work on saved by the bell as a gofer. i'd like to remain anonymos but i just wanted to say to all the people wonjdering if screech is really gay: one day he came up to me and we were talking and he started looking at me funny, then out of nowhere he started talking about how he`d recently been thinking a lot about his sexuality and how he was confused, and then he started stroking my crotch. i jumped away and told him i didnt swing that way, he looked asahmed and ran off crying, and we never spoke about it again. just thought youd like to know. |
| 20th June 2006 - 03:30:49 AM |
| 77946 : |
| GET A JOB YOU FUCKING DICK SLURPING FAGGOTY-FUCK |
| 20th June 2006 - 05:02:48 AM |
| 77947 : |
| TAINTED LOVE Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Tainted love, tainted love (x2) Touch me baby, tainted love (x2) Tainted love (x3) |
| 20th June 2006 - 05:06:21 AM |
| 77948 : Brad Pitt |
| A few of my friends have had run in's with dustin in real life and have all said he was a disrespectful, egomaniacal, a-hole. Not very surprising seeing that he has made a charity for his sorry self when there are serious charities out there that could use donations far worse than this easily solved problem that he has. I would hope everyone laughs at this loser and doesn't waste their hard earned money to help this big headed, ugly, washed up butt munch. I can't believe he actually thinks he's going to get a positive response to this pathetic outcry--I wish this was his real homepage, then he would see what everyone already knows about this guy--he is an a-hole!! |
| 20th June 2006 - 05:09:07 AM |
| 77949 : Mike Rodgers |
| Screech, remember in the College Years where I was your dorm advisor? Remember how Zack and Slater used to kick you out of their room for jacking off with your 1.5 inch penis over them when they were getting dressed and had to spend the night with me? Remember how I used to violently ass rape you and then take long smelly shits into your mouth which you would suck in like spaghetti? Well I've just came back from my travels and im HIV+! Dump your fake wife and come live with me boyo! Call me! |
| 20th June 2006 - 06:04:51 AM |
| 77950 : eat me |
| Screech you are a loathsome pile of dog feces who deserves everything that's coming to him. I haven't got any money either but you don't see me acting like a fucking charity. Get a job fucker. |
| 20th June 2006 - 07:01:12 AM |
| 77951 : |
| Screech, are you still dating Evan Stone? I always thought you two made such a cute couple. |
| 20th June 2006 - 07:49:17 AM |
| 77952 : |
| Screech, I've heard that your fake wife is actually a man, please confirm/deny. |
| 20th June 2006 - 09:41:23 AM |
| 77953 : Clay Aiken |
| Oh Screech, why don't you look at me when me make love??? Is it because I'm ugly?????? It is, isn't it??? OH, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! |
| 20th June 2006 - 09:46:48 AM |
| 77954 : Tipper Gore |
| NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDSSS!!!!! SCREECH, I'VE GOT A 15-INCH STRAP-ON BLACK DILDO AND I'M COMING FOR YA!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE YOU FUCKING NIGGER LESBIAN!!! I'M CRAZY, CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!!!! PS MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A DEAD FISH!! CAN U DIG IT???? |
| 20th June 2006 - 10:33:13 AM |
| 77955 : Butt Flambé |
| Diamond, why do you allow your wife to pose for Reader's Wives style pictures like this? http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4453/misner3xu.jpg I am right in thinking it's the same woman, right? http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/12_93958.jpg |
| 20th June 2006 - 10:35:54 AM |
| 77956 : fan |
| Screech, maybe you should use some of the revenue from the sale of t-shirts to fix your wif'es teeth. They look pretty grizzled here: http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/12_93958.jpg |
| 20th June 2006 - 10:40:12 AM |
| 77957 : Angry Fan |
| This is NOT Screech's site. It's some jackass who highjacked his name. GIVE IT BACK YOU SUCK! |