| 23rd July 2003 - 03:10:26 PM |
| 3440 : Chachi |
| Checkin in once again! Nothing but good posts. Guess its true the freaks do come out at night! But soon the freaks will have to find a new playground. Big Hello to C. Haim good to see someone paying Dustin some respect. Dible I bet you don't even know that Corey Haim is a gigantic celebrity like Dustin so it makes total sense that they would hang out. This is my last check in of the day. All you kids behave or you will have to answer to the CHACH!!!! May god bless Dustin and our country.
DA CHACH |
| 23rd July 2003 - 03:55:33 PM |
| 3441 : C. Thomas Howell |
| C. Thom's tha bomb.. word to moms!!!! How y'all ma-fuggas doin'? Just got back from the pick wick mit ma homies Wil Wheaton an' Rob Lowe an' shit y'all! Ma-fuggas be hatin' cuz we straight playin' knowati'msayin'? Ya heard? We straight tuff y'all. Been doin' DVD commentary for JAILBAIT. It drops in November an' y'all gotsta scoop it cuz it's straight off the hizzy. Look for my guest appearence in "Aliens Ate My Baby Mama". It stars a guy who knows a guy who was on Comicview so watch out!! Well I gotsta to jet and meet my P.O. at Popeye's!! Stay Gold!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:04:25 PM |
| 3442 : Lark Vorhees |
| I can't believe SCREECH has his own website! I was in a Head and Shoulders commercial for Christ sakes!!!!!!! A sister can't even get pre approved for a GOLD Visa!!! So I'm shopping at Payless and T.J. Maxx, while a fat cat like Dustin Diamond probably eats at Chili's EVERY NIGHT!!!! Some day I will rise above him!! Maybe they'll do a sequel to SHOWGIRLS. I'd probably be the first they call, because I'm pretty, stylish, and have dandruff free hair! I bet his majesty Diamond has dandruff! Just because Neil Diamond is your father doesn't mean you're not a total dweeb!
Arrriiivvvaa derce Dorkie!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:06:03 PM |
| 3443 : Obi-Wang Kenobi |
| I sense a disturbance in the Force. Shoutout to my homie C Thom. The Karate Kid approves. And what's up that bitch's ass, yo? Players be hatin and perpetratin. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:17:55 PM |
| 3444 : prinston |
| i'm a big fan of of screech because he is so funny on saved by the bell. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:18:07 PM |
| 3445 : Ralph Maccio |
| It's the BIG SENATOR Ralph. Waxin' on and off at the same time! Check this out, kimosabe... I was at a kickin' pool party with the one Rick "Slick Rick" Santorum, and Fred "Circle Jerk" Savage. Y'all heard that new 'Nilla Ice record? It's tastey like pussy on a trisket! Man fuck the po po's! I was just chillin' in my fly GEO METRO and this redneck ass muthafucka was stressin' me talkin' bout he saw me robbin' a git 'n go with Kevin "Monkeypox" Bacon. Me and Monkeypox was just gettin some spam and some K.Y. I saw big Dustin kickin' his Screech Speech and gettin' down. He ain't goin' out any time soon. Peace to Obi Wang. Cheese doodles be snackin' and spankin chicken wangin'. Sayonara.
P.S. Hillary Swank ain't shit. Female Karate Kid??? I could have got that role if I kicked off some weight. It's no big deal. Fuck that ho. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:20:09 PM |
| 3446 : Mario Lopez |
| I'm Mario Lopez!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:40:00 PM |
| 3447 : Nightrider |
| I'm a car!!!! and I can talk! That slut band nightranger stole my song sister christian. The time has come for you to suck my ass nightranger! and I'm a car!!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:42:01 PM |
| 3448 : Bwarf McNarggle |
| Boo dwaggie anus man. I find myself offended by Dr. Potato Man. Nooger blooder cooder man. Liberal Jew Run Media!! HBO= Hebrew Box Office!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:43:37 PM |
| 3449 : George Michael |
| I want your sex! No, really! I can be your father figure! That's like incest!!! Wake me up before you go. go. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:47:17 PM |
| 3450 : a Catholic Priest |
| I fuck little boys!! Isn't that awesome?!?! I totally rape children!! And sodomize them... in the ass!! It's legal now so fuck you Pat Robertson! No, really! You have boyish good looks! Can I fuck you up your stinky man ass? I like stinky man ass almost as much as spring fresh boy ass! Feel the giant cock of Jesus while Jesus and I fuck you in your puckering pink asshole you fucking sexy little man!! Fuck! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:51:41 PM |
| 3451 : Pat Robertson |
| No you can't "Fuck my stinky man ass" you homo liberal jew nigger. My stinky man ass belongs to Jesus and God and the Holy ghost and the three of them can gang bang me any time. Booyah!(snaps his fingers in a sassy black woman type way) |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:52:05 PM |
| 3452 : Jlo |
| Will you marry me? |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:57:47 PM |
| 3453 : Jesse Jackson |
| This web site is a travesty! It is profane, insane, and intrepintane! You young kids run around with your "Saved at the Bell" TV shows and your "Old Stupid Bastard" CD's. This is a travesty. It is total travestation! It is travestation, Fascination, and fornication! It is radio station, lubrication, and the birth of a nation! Oh yeah, and fuck you Pat Robertson...in the ass! Booyah!(snaps his fingers in a sassy Jesse Jackson type way) |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:58:20 PM |
| 3454 : Old stupid bastard |
| leave me alone! dibby dibby dibby! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 04:58:57 PM |
| 3455 : Charlie Sheen |
| Fuck you Pat Robertson! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:01:51 PM |
| 3456 : Rev. Camden |
| First off, hello to all the innocent supple young boys! Hey Hey Y'all! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:02:39 PM |
| 3457 : Ernest |
| I went to Africa last month! I was scared stupid! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:12:23 PM |
| 3458 : The Real Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell |
| I'm Dustin Diamond Dammit! I'm sick of this. As a matter of fact I'm down right pissed! It's not funny to make fun of my misfortune. I can't stop crying as I read through this mean spirited garbage. My girlfriend left me a week ago and now I have to wait tables at TGI Friday's just to pay rent. I bet you think that's funny too. You're all going to burn in hell while I laugh at you from heaven and I will be peeing on you also but the pee wont put out the fire you're in and you'll keep burning but now you smell like pee and you're on fire because you suck and I hate you. I hope all of you burning pee pee heads choke on poo and get raped by Pat Robertson so now you're on fire with pee pee and poo poo and Pat Robertson is about to rip your anus open so there you stupid pee pee poo poo Pat Robertson fucking hell burners.Booyah!(snaps his fingers in a way that Screech never would) |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:14:02 PM |
| 3459 : Emilio Estevez |
| Fuck you Charlie Sheen.
P.S. I'll see you at Town Lake, Alison, you bitch. |