| 26th July 2003 - 06:52:01 AM |
| 3540 : egel gadol |
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| 26th July 2003 - 07:50:09 AM |
| 3541 : Amanda |
| Hey yall sry i haven't posted here in a while.Yall i have a question for yall whos nerder Urkel or Screech? |
| 26th July 2003 - 09:06:18 AM |
| 3542 : AFRICANGUYMAN |
| KEEP OFF OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| 26th July 2003 - 10:05:21 AM |
| 3543 : Han Spam |
| welcome back amanda, screech is nerder. Next time you post, add an insult to the lame chachi on the end of it please. |
| 26th July 2003 - 10:12:50 AM |
| 3544 : Kurt Steinberg |
| i would like to officially opologize for my behaviour
Chachi i am soory, because this is a board that should be used by children and fans, not queer faggots!!!!! i will agree to not post gay stuff, and all should do the same, i am sorry if ii have caused offence, i am not really gay, i like dustin. Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 26th July 2003 - 11:43:21 AM |
| 3545 : Ron Jeremy |
| Stop being queers and respect this awesomr website. |
| 26th July 2003 - 12:56:41 PM |
| 3546 : Screech Lover |
| I love screech he makes me wet |
| 26th July 2003 - 01:56:25 PM |
| 3547 : Amanda |
| Thankz Ham span!Sure i'll do that but what did chachi do though? |
| 26th July 2003 - 02:00:29 PM |
| 3548 : Cow 'Restler |
| Was that you I saw at the Wal-Mart in Waukesha, Wisconsin? |
| 26th July 2003 - 06:31:27 PM |
| 3549 : Ken Kirzinger |
| Snuggle the corn cob |
| 26th July 2003 - 06:32:11 PM |
| 3550 : Nut Snuggler |
| Chachi is the Korean word for Penis. |
| 26th July 2003 - 06:38:10 PM |
| 3551 : David |
| 1. It, You're A Metal Band
you're not fucking hardcore, you're not avant garde you're not punk rock, you're just a fucking retard you're not something special, you're not something new you're not fucking good, face it you're a metal band 2. Punching Joe Bonni's Face In in all your reviews you always talk about yourself no one really cares how drunk or high you are you always write about the dumbest fucking bands it figures you live in allston you try and take over everything you're involved in you started a new column because your camera got broken are you gonna start a new column when i punch your face in? 3. Kill Women kill women - die kill women - die kill women - die bitch [repeat] 4. Steroids Guy [SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:] his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger his mustache is big-but his penis is smaller 5. Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed everyone in allston should be killed that fucking faggot with the gaytee that loser payphone junkie that fucking fag, joe bonni everyone in toxic narcotic 6. I Noticed That You're Gay i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay 7. Dead, Gay And Dropped shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead elton john,you're gay,joe bonni,you're gay,jm j bullock,you're gay bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're dropped you're deader than sharon tate and her baby,you've swallowed more cum than rod stewart,you've sold less records than old lady drivers,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped pedro zamora,you're dead,freddie mercury,you're dead,mr. jessup,you're dead michael stipe,you're gay,quentin crisp,you're gay,fred schneider,you're gay sacred reich,you're dropped,cathedral,you're dropped,immolation,you're dropped you're deader than rock hudson and liberace,you've swallowed more cum than truman capote,you've sold less records than candiru and dead world,you're dead,you're gay,you're dropped. 8. You Look Divorced you look divorced [x2] you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of because he's a fucking jew [chorus:] you look divorced [x4] you sit in a bar,you're always pissed you're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list you're fired from your job because you're a fucking drunk you'll never get her back because you're a fucking loser [chorus] 9. I Hope You Get Deported first you fucked a nigger you ugly fucking whore ran out of men in canada and came here for more you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean because you fucked someone that wore afro-sheen [chorus:] i hope you get deported,you make me sick,i hope you get deported,you sucked a nigger's dick you've got no life and you talk to your pets i hate you so much i wan't to call the i.n.s. you work at a snack bar and your father pays your rent over the border's where i hope you get sent [chorus] 10. Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis mike mahan has gingivitis [x4] mike mahan [x4] 11. Trapped 12. You're A Fucking Cunt you're fucking annoying and your band fucking sucks your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a fucking cunt you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a fucking cunt 15 year kids don't care about animal's and women's rights but you force it down thier throats,cuz you're a fucking cunt your writing's about as interesting as allen funt's i hope you die,cuz you're a fucking cunt you're,a,fucking,cunt [repeat first 4 lines] you're a fucking cunt [x4] 13. Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt you're a fucking cunt,you're old and dried up you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you fucking die you're an ugly bitch,you make me fucking sick you're big fucking mouth,i'm sick of hearing it [repeat first 2 lines] 14. A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie he's on the phone to puerto rico he's on the phone to the dominican republic he's always gambeling on college football games he buys cards from tom lehman al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie al stankus is always on the phone with his bookie he's on the phone to puerto rico he's on the phone to the dominican republic he's always gambeling on college football games he buys cards from tom lehman 15. Bill Scott's Dumb [chorus:] bill scott's dumb [x4] you were brought up in a nudist colony and you're also adopted too you wear those gay pink shorts and your dog shits all over the floor [chorus] you,fell down the stairs,and your dog,licked your balls you,have an awesome job,but you're,always broke your girlfriend is ugly,your mustache is gay,your dog's fucking stupid,and bill scott's dumb 16. Harvey Korman Is Gay harvey korman is gay 17. You Fucking Break you've got a fucking cleft palate-palate and hair just like gene shalit-shalit i wan't to hit you with a mallet your teeth are parted to the side-side you've got a lazy eye-eye why don't you fucking hide you're bowllegged and walk around like ray-ray and skin just like m.j.-j and you're so fucking gay you hang around at barca's spa-spa with a nose like jamie farr-farr i wan't to hit you with my car you fucking freak 18. Theme From Three Company watch the t.v. show 19. Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak [chorus:] jeanine jizm is a freak Seth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyrics from a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelhead root beer" commercial. during the slow part, HE just screamed stuff. 20. Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewis i let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw us mike mahan had no brains,tim has no spine fred's a fucking asshole,and paul would always whine first we had a spic,a pollack,and a geek who'll play guitar for anal cunt next week seth's an alcoholic,tim can't play drums everyone in anal cunt is dumb fred had his hair in those stupid fucking braids tim has a kid,but he never gets laid john dyed his hair,so we kicked him out of the band scott's got a dumb tattoo on his hand 21. I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirt his favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafe he hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoo his best friend is joe bonni,he's got his eyebrow pierced he has purple dreadlocks,he works at herrell's ice cream he wears an "allston rock city" t-shirt,i hope you fucking die 22. Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey johnny violent's fucking gay [x3] ultraviolence fucking sucks [x3] morrissey's gonna kick your ass [x3] i'm gonna catch you johnny violent's fucking dead [x3] 23. Metamorphosis you both wear glasses,you both have bad teeth you both have bad dandruff,good fucking grief 24. I'm Sick Of You 25. Howard Wulkan's Bald Howard Wulkan's bald b-a-l-d bald 26. You're A Tready Fucking Pussy you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my hand when i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you might you grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your clique anymore i never changed with the trends like you did,so you're not allowed to like me anymore you always do whatever's fashionable,and you hate me cuz i don't you want to be everyone's friend,and you hate me cuz i won't you're defending someone you barely know,you're such a fucking homo 27. Tom Arnold TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD TOM ARNOLD 28. I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's [say the title a few times] 29. Big Pasts. Bigger Loser big pants, bigger loser [x4] you're such a fucking idiot i want to fucking kill you you want to look just like a nigger so you wear pants 30 times bigger 30. Marc Payson Is A Drunk [chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunk at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a fucking queer at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he goes to work [chorus] he always shows up drunk to work,he always shows up drunk to meetings,he's always drunk around the house,i'm glad you got kicked out what's up with your hairline,your saxophone is doing fine,you're 25 your kid is 9,and your father just died [chorus] 31. Your Family Is Dumb 32. Furnace your cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarf your cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarf 33. You're Dumb youu've got a new t pass, just for retards you've got sagging breasts that are very large all over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimples and you've got a greasy hair coming out of your nipple hey, you're dumb [x3] you live with your parents, and your 31 you pay no rent, because you're a bum you never clean your house, because you're depressed and you've still got a goddamn hairy breast hey, you're dumb [x3] you're going to san fransisco because you're gay your boyfriend must be really desperate to get laid we'll always make fun of you, we'll never rest and you still got a goddamn hairy breast 34. Van Full Of Retards VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HA VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELF YOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU [REPEAT 1ST VERSE] 35. Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of Fucking Losers you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like us you're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad because we're on a label deche charge are a bunch of fucking losers your favorite drummer is charlie infection,i wanna punch your ugly little face in you're a bunch of fucking losers,you don't know shit about anything 36. Everyone In The Underground Music Scene Is Stupid 37. Dumb, Fat and Gross rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2] with a bagel,sandwich,ramirez,guy lombardo rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2] 38. I'm Not Stubborn 39. Mike Manan's Story mike mahan's sty [x2] 40. 02657 you can grow a mustache overnight-down in 02657 you can see the village people everynight-down in 02657 lenny takes his summer vacation-down in 02657 liberace is your neighbor-down in 02657 yeah! 41. Gloves Of Metal [Manowar cover] HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHT THE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHT AND GATHER WE ON THIS SITE TO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHT WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT OFF WITH THE LIGHTS, HERA THE SCREAMS SEE THE BANGING HEADS AWAKEN TO THEIR DREAMS THE SOUND OF METAL SO LOUD IT CRACKS THE BEAMS PLAYED BY WARRIORS CALLED THE METAL KINGS A HERO'S WELCOME TO THOSE WHO HEED THE CALL WE ARE TOGETHER, WE ARE ALL WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH LEATHER, METAL, SPIKES AND CHAINS GLOVES OF METAL RAISED TO SHOW THE BRAVE INTO THE DARKNESS MARCH THE ARMIES OF THE NIGHT BOUND BY METAL WE LIVE THE FIGHT WE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHT WITH HANDS HIGH, FISTS FILL THE AIR AGAINST THE WORLD WE STAND HANDS HIGH FOREVER WE'LL BE THERE GLOVES OF METAL RULE THE NIGHT, YEAH 42. Bonus Track CAN I HELP YOU? UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASE YES |
| 26th July 2003 - 08:30:59 PM |
| 3552 : Wisdom |
| Old Man; Ancient Penis: MIghty Dragon Force!
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| 26th July 2003 - 08:34:18 PM |
| 3553 : Chappy The Lad |
| Eyes of testicles, nose of penise - I'm so gay, most of my day, spent with face in the ass of Harry "Fat anus hole" Man. |
| 26th July 2003 - 11:04:27 PM |
| 3554 : Kurt Steinberg |
| This is a post from the real Kurt Steinberg - message 3704 was posted by an imposter! Chachi, or whomever posted message 3704, you didn't fool anyone. Everyone who peruses this guestbook knows that Kurt Steinberg writes intelligent posts concerning homosexual fantasies involving Diamond. Message 3704, on the other hand, appears to have been written by an illiterate retard!!! Moreover, message 3704 contain the English spellings of "behavior" and "offense," which the real Kurt Steinberg would never use.
The real Kurt Steinberg is gay and would like to play "prison with Diamond"!!! Diamond, please drop the soap!!! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 27th July 2003 - 05:14:26 AM |
| 3555 : awesome phone girl |
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| 27th July 2003 - 07:20:44 AM |
| 3556 : Han Spam |
| Whoever posted the below link, stop it!!!
Can't you see that this is a site for queer gay dustin diamond fags only? Stop posting links to poor quality rip off sex sites! Does anyone have pictures of Diamond nude? Is it true that his man handle has a girth of three inches but a length of only one? I hope it is not. |
| 27th July 2003 - 07:44:46 AM |
| 3557 : Kurt Stienburg |
| Hi everyone I just want to say that dustin I am really sry of being a fag!I am a worthless rat.I hope u can forgive me.See i fuck my mother every night and i love my mom to death and im gonna marry my mom and we will fuck all night long.Im gonna ask her to marry me when we go out tonight that way she can pamper and change my diapers any time.Wish me luck yall im gonna need it! |
| 27th July 2003 - 07:46:11 AM |
| 3558 : Kurt Steinburg |
| O and ya i once had a threesome with my mom and dad!It was so much fun!! |
| 27th July 2003 - 06:11:15 PM |
| 3559 : Ham Span |
| chachi fuck yourself off you aint welcome here
i am drunk dustindaimond.com aint the site it used to be, someone post something intersting or domething sexy for m e p[laeas. chachi maybe it you bleonw or maybe ists curt with somew joke i hate you chachi this please post it aND CHACHI LL LAIKE YOU , JUST BE COOL FUICKER!!!!!! |