| 23rd July 2003 - 05:20:06 PM |
| 3460 : Martin Sheen |
| Fuck both of you little disappointments. I still get work and Emmys and PAYCHECKS you little fuck rags. When was the last time either of you got work. Hot Shots was fucking stupid. The last time I saw Emilio was on a fucking milk carton you little shit. I wish I could go back in time and pull out and shoot you little bastards all over your mothers face! I should have never banged that Spanish whore. That's right, WHORE! Your mother was a whore on the set of Apocalypse Now why do you think you have herpes? You were born with it! The toilet seat story was a lie! Your dog didn't go to a farm, either. I fucking stabbed the thing in the head with a steak knife! Fuck you! BOOYAH! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:21:31 PM |
| 3461 : God |
| Stop your bickering my children. You are all disappointments. Fuck you. Any little boys here tonight? |
| 23rd July 2003 - 05:27:31 PM |
| 3462 : Allah |
| Fuck you God. I saw the Holy Ghost at Burger King the other day and I straight punked that nigga. Buk! How's your little bastard son? He still have them holes in his hands? HA HA! LOL!:) The virgin Mary need to get that weave sewed in better cuz she looks like a chimp with a afro!;) You pork eatin' bitches need to REPRESENT! That nigga Jesus be lookin' like a strung out Curtis Mayfield! He smokin' pipes or what?!?! Nigga so black he go to funerals naked. Where the lil' boys at y'all? ttyl! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 06:10:46 PM |
| 3463 : prinston |
| The real Dustin Diamond wouldn't say that. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 08:37:45 PM |
| 3464 : Tiffany |
| oh my god I love screech so much!!!! you people should be ashamed of yourself writing such perverse things about dustin and other people. go to a porn site or something, i hear there are plenty of those. I LOVE YOU DUSTIN DIAMOND!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:14:58 PM |
| 3465 : phil d. |
| Tiffany? Like "I Think We're Alone Now" Tiffany? Don't you have your own webcam? |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:24:41 PM |
| 3466 : tori |
| I'm really glad people remember Saved By The Bell and treasure it as I do. I look back fondly on my days as playing loser bitch Violet. The stress allowed me to fully develop my valuable eating disorder that has allowed me to showcase myself in publications such as Maxim and Gear. Plus my dad would purchase my breast implants if I was a party to SBTB!
MUCH LOVE TO MY SOULSISTER JESSICA BIEL!!!!! <burp> |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:28:46 PM |
| 3467 : Elizabeth Berkeley |
| hey screechy! how ya doin baby? you won't believe it, but my boobs just grew an entire cup size overnight. unreal!!! life really is going great for me. I think about you everynight. I even named my vibrator after you. oh, I'm getting so hot. oooohhh yeah.... everytime I see a bug I think of you. oh yeah. I gotta go. there's a cockroach crawling toward... well, you know where. later baby. oh yeah!
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| 23rd July 2003 - 09:29:52 PM |
| 3468 : Krishna |
| Dustin, you remind me of a warrior I once knew named Arjuna. You should read my advice to him, my son. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:31:27 PM |
| 3469 : Yoda |
| By the Bell is saved, yes. Screech you were, yes? Watch the show I did, hmmmm? Visit me on Dagobah you should. Wearing pink panties I am, yes? Like them you do, yes? |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:31:46 PM |
| 3470 : Zool |
| There is no Zack Morris, only Zool. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:35:24 PM |
| 3471 : Tori |
| Who's been posting with my name, bee-yatch?! I'm the real Leather Jacket Wearing Badass from the Bell. I put that mothafucka Zack on his KNEES!!!! BOOYAH!!! That whiny ass bitch violet ain't got nothin on this Tori. And while we're at it, Lark can suck my ass, or would she rather do that to Tiffany Amber? YEAH!! Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got, I'm still Tori from the block!!! BELLL!!!!! YEAH!!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 09:57:04 PM |
| 3472 : Tom Petty |
| you know man, I used to like like saved by the like bell, man. like. whoa, this pot is like extra strong. hoo boy. and that mario... yeeeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!! hoo-a. I'd like to smoke him in a pipe. like. but he don't come around here no more. hey, I think I wrote a song about that once. hoo-a. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 10:00:47 PM |
| 3473 : Tammy Faye |
| I'm proud of the moral values espoused in the series Saved at the Bell. It makes me weep with joy that god has spoken his almighty word through these fine young actors. I hope and pray that the youth of America will take these memorable plots to heart. May the light of the Lord shine brightly in his child, Dustin Diamond. He knows you by name, Dustin. Join me in prayer. Say goodnight Gracie.
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| 23rd July 2003 - 10:02:54 PM |
| 3474 : Dave Coullier |
| Any of you have an Alanis Morisette song about you? I didn't think so. But I got one about ME! Take that Pat Robertson. I can be as gay as I want to be now, but my true fantasy is to be the lover of both George Michael and Dustin Diamond... AT THE SAME TIME!!! SODOMY RULES!!! Cut it out. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 10:03:19 PM |
| 3475 : John |
| but you can call me uncle jesse. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 10:05:00 PM |
| 3476 : Joe Dimaggio |
| Thank God I'm a Yankee. |
| 23rd July 2003 - 11:08:13 PM |
| 3477 : LL Cool OX |
| I'm gonna kick your scrawny white ass the next time I see you! You may not know, but I went to DeVry!!!!!! That's right DeVry!!!!!! So, the next time you see a new McDonald's or Wal-Mart, it's got my real name(which I choose to withhold for security reasons) all over it!!! You big shot "NEW CLASSER!!" You know as well as I do, there will NEVER be a class as great as the one I got to make brief stereotypical cameos in!!!! Now, I'm gonna go punch some dweeb in accounts payable aaasss!!! Ladies Love Cool Ox!!!! |
| 23rd July 2003 - 11:10:20 PM |
| 3478 : You Know |
| I'm still MARIO FUCKING LOPEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 24th July 2003 - 01:55:13 AM |
| 3479 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Diamond, I was just in my bathroom cracking one off while thinking about your toned buttocks - I wiped myself up with my Saved By The Bell handtowels! You need to delete the off-topic posts in your guestbook - you should start by deleting Chachi's posts. I don't understand why that moron keeps posting here. He doesn't seem to realize that this guestbook was originally intended for homosexuals to post their queer fantasies about you!
Chachi, you need to come clean and admit that you want to toss Diamond's salad!!! If you don't, then you should go post on the Happy Days board. - Kurt Steinberg |