18th October 2001 - 03:32:04 AM |
359 : Mazta Blazta |
Suck ma dick, mazta! |
18th October 2001 - 11:33:55 AM |
360 : Buzztrack is a homo |
I would also like to state that I am a homosexual as well.
Everyone please click on his link and sign up today! |
18th October 2001 - 08:50:37 PM |
361 : sloth |
These entries are horrible, they make me feel dirty and awful for the people who wrote them. Dustin D. was personally a very powerful role model for me and many others i know when we were growing up. He was the only person who made me feel ok being a curly-headed, 70 lb freshman with a high voice and top honors on the chess team. He taught me that my obsession with a popular girl of another race that constantly abused me and put me down in middle of large gatherings of my peers was normal. If it wasn't for his brilliant potrayal of Saved by the Bell's 'Screech' by now I would have surely and intentionally taken my own life due to my coordination deficits. GOD DAMN IT, because of him, i made sure the shirts my mom bought me were just as bright as i wanted em! I mean really people, can't you see that this little "hoax" of a "webpage" is very "offensive" to people "around" the "entire" nation of "the" great "US" of "A"? you almost make me feel ashamed for backing over that basket-full of kittens i put behind my back right tire. |
18th October 2001 - 09:09:22 PM |
362 : Roscoe Jones |
Delta Burke went from a very shy youngster to a household name as the persnickety Suzanne Sugarbaker on the hit TV show "Designing Women." Along the way, she overcame a lifelong battle with eating disorders to become a proud plus-size designer and model, inspiring women everywhere to accept their bodies just the way they are.
You might say that Delta Burke, who was born in Orlando, Florida, in July 1956, is the ultimate Southern beauty queen. Her mother and grandmother — Burke calls them the two most influential people in her life — encouraged her love of playing dress-up and make-believe, and enrolled her in modeling school to boost the shy girl's confidence. The tactic worked, and Burke came out of her shell with a vengeance. She joined a local theater troupe and began entering every beauty contest she could, and eventually she became the youngest winner ever of the Miss Florida pageant at age 17. But even at this early age, the pressure to succeed started to take a toll. In the months before the Miss America pageant, Burke began to gain weight. In an effort to reshape her full-figured curves, she began popping diet pills, paving the way for a lifelong battle with eating disorders. Burke didn't place in the Miss America contest, but her performance in the talent competition landed her a scholarship to a drama school in London. When she finished, Burke set out to fulfill her ambition of being a Hollywood somebody, driving cross-country with her beloved grandmother and a truck filled with her belongings. She began landing minor parts and appearing as a guest star on many TV shows. It was during one of these appearances that she met the person who would change the path of her career: producer Linda Bloodworth-Thomason. In 1982, she cast Burke as a scheming ex-beauty queen in "Filthy Rich," a show co-starring actress Dixie Carter. Four years later, the three women teamed up again. Bloodworth-Thomason asked Burke to revive the ex-beauty queen character in a new series called "Designing Women." The actress became the self-involved Suzanne Sugarbaker — and a TV star was born. The mammoth success of the sitcom had its downside, however. Relations between Bloodworth-Thomason, Burke and co-star Carter became strained, and Burke turned to food to ease the stress. Tabloids began publishing hurtful stories about her weight gain. In an episode entitled "They Shoot Fat Women, Don't They?," Burke got to bite back and address her battle with weight gain publicly — and with dignity. |
18th October 2001 - 09:16:19 PM |
363 : news anchor |
DUSTIN DIAMOND HAS BEEN FOND DEAD WITH A GIANT ELEPHANT COCK IN HIS ASS |
18th October 2001 - 09:20:06 PM |
364 : Roman a.k.a Mr. Mackey |
I'M A fat STUPID FAG |
19th October 2001 - 01:37:58 PM |
365 : SA Goon#321 |
<img src="http://www.goatse.cx/hello.jpg"> |
19th October 2001 - 05:21:39 PM |
366 : Shriek |
Hey screech whats your band called screech...I just wanted to know screech? Is it salty pocket knife screech? you got that screech. Just heard you had a band screech. Is there a website for it screech. Please email me back screech..
Your #1 fan Shriek |
19th October 2001 - 08:33:55 PM |
367 : John |
Delta Burke sucks cock.
I'd still fuck her, though. |
20th October 2001 - 02:47:09 PM |
368 : WMG |
John, you would fuck anything. Even plushies. |
21st October 2001 - 02:40:29 AM |
369 : John |
Yeah, I know... what's your point? |
21st October 2001 - 09:19:42 PM |
370 : johno |
paco's a fag. |
21st October 2001 - 09:22:06 PM |
371 : paco |
no i'm not, john o, you're a fucking jerk. i'm just a huge dustin diamond fan. message #374 from "news anchor" says that dustin was found dead with an elephant cock in his ass, but i know that's not true. the dustin diamond i know doesn't have elephant cocks up his ass. instead he enjoys reading and playing chess. |
21st October 2001 - 11:47:21 PM |
372 : Joe Pesci |
GET THIS THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU JEW MOTHER FUCKER! YOU ONLY EXIST OUT HERE BECAUSE OF ME! THATS THE ONLY REASON, WITHOUT ME, YOU PERSONALLY, EVERY FUCKIGN WISE GUY WOULDTAKE A PEICE OF YOUR JEW ASS! THEN WHERE YOU GONNA GO??! YOU KNOW WHO I GET CALLS FROM BACK HOME EVERY FUCKING DAY! THINK THAT YOU WERE TOP SHIT!!!? |
22nd October 2001 - 12:40:33 AM |
373 : Tim |
You are a hero to me.
www.statichole.com/tim |
23rd October 2001 - 08:47:26 PM |
374 : WMG |
Taken from this site's welcome page:
"YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF HOW YOU CAN GET INTO ACTING, WELL COMING THIS FALL I WILL TELL YOU ALL HOW YOU TOO CAN BECAME A FAMOUS SUPERSTAR AND SEX SYMBOL LIKE ME!" Hey Screech, guess what? It's fall already. It has been for weeks. So get off your ass and update the fucking site already. That is all. |
23rd October 2001 - 10:25:48 PM |
375 : moshua |
HEY Dustin.... just wanted to say im a big fan of saved by the bell. i met you at a signing with Tiffany Amber like 10 years ago in Rhode Island. i guess thats it. if your ever in RI look me up! check out my band www.blackstonevalleycrew.com and my clothing line www.suburban-assault.com
later! josh |
25th October 2001 - 05:21:29 AM |
376 : john |
hi i'm a fag please visit my site.
http://www.geocities.com/myveryhappylife/ |
26th October 2001 - 07:02:06 AM |
377 : ETG |
I don't belive it, this site can't be owned by Dustin Diamond. gimme some proof. |
26th October 2001 - 07:19:11 AM |
378 : David Lotz |
Hi I am david lotz of England and I am proud to say I look exactly like you! email me fans! Mr Belllldddiiinng!!! |