26th November 2001 - 01:20:27 PM |
459 : 4D |
<bums Dustin> |
26th November 2001 - 03:18:11 PM |
460 : josh |
i want your penis |
27th November 2001 - 07:30:49 AM |
461 : beaversports |
we at the London School of Economics student newspaper salute you. How would you feel about featuring in a debate at our University?
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27th November 2001 - 10:49:18 PM |
462 : NATEDOG |
Did you ever do Zach up the ass on saved by the bell??? |
28th November 2001 - 10:52:05 AM |
463 : Gay fun club |
Hi Dustin!!!
weŽre the members of your gay fun club(from spain),we think that youŽre the sexiest man on the earth,and we wont (if you can of course) that you answer us to the next e-mail adress: moretty_btt@yahoo.es WeŽll feel very lucky if you answer.... see you Your gay fun club... |
28th November 2001 - 12:06:26 PM |
464 : Phil McCracken |
I'm not gay, but even I would make love to Dustin Diamond. |
28th November 2001 - 12:07:35 PM |
465 : Jessie Spano |
Did anyone see me in Showgirls? At least I'm not doing TV movies like Tiffani and Mark are. |
28th November 2001 - 12:08:57 PM |
466 : Lisa Turtle |
Hey Screechy, I know you had a crush on me, so I'm giving you one last chance. I heard you have a chess video out, which means you are making way more money than I am and I need a sugar daddy! Please marry me! |
28th November 2001 - 12:09:33 PM |
467 : Tiffani Amber Theissen |
I gut boob implents and i cunt speel my name. |
28th November 2001 - 12:10:30 PM |
468 : Zack Morris |
I'M ON NYPD BLUE! NO MORE HOLDING UP "WILL WORK 4 FOOD SIGNS" AND DOING TV MOVIES WITH THE FAT CHICK FROM FULL HOUSE! EAT MY DUST SUCKERS!
*pulls out cell phone the size of a cordless phone* |
28th November 2001 - 12:11:34 PM |
469 : DMX |
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH YOU NIGGER I'M GONNA KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR MOM DOWN HER THROAT, DAWG! I'M COMING AFTER YOU, NIGGER, SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, CUZ THEY LET THIS DOG OUT! ARF! |
28th November 2001 - 12:13:37 PM |
470 : MR. BELDING |
WHY DID OUR SHOW GET CANCELLED!? |
28th November 2001 - 12:14:57 PM |
471 : TORI |
HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME? I WAS THE UGLY GRUNGY CHICK WHO WAS ONLY ON FOR 5 EPISODES. I'M STILL WAITING FOR THE CALL ,YOU GUYS SAID YOU WOULD TELL ME WHEN YOU NEEDED ME FOR THE NEXT EPISODE. I'VE BEEN WAITING BY THE PHONE FOR 9 YEARS NOW, AND I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING I'M NOT WANTED! CALL ME BACK! |
28th November 2001 - 12:18:17 PM |
472 : Osama Bin Laden |
I heard the dude who played Mikey from the original Saved by the Bell (Junior High Years) was involved with the World Trade Center terrorists, is there any truth to this?!
-Osama |
28th November 2001 - 12:20:28 PM |
473 : Belding |
So they didn't even teach you how to spell your own name?
Dork! |
29th November 2001 - 11:26:54 AM |
474 : Script Writer Joe |
I used to write th elousy moral messages that were tacked onto the end of every Saved By The Bell. I loved my job because I love Jesus. |
29th November 2001 - 11:29:07 AM |
475 : Dustin Hoffman |
I salute you my fellow Dustin. Now the get the fuck out of showbiz before I exterminate you with a huge pile of your unsold 'how to play chess' videos that I have suspended above your head with a crane. |
29th November 2001 - 12:12:00 PM |
476 : Dustin Hoffman |
i like boys. my dream was always to be an elementary school gym teacher. |
29th November 2001 - 12:13:07 PM |
477 : dr. dre |
smoke weed fuck hoes and lay the smack down! |
29th November 2001 - 12:13:30 PM |
478 : snoop dogg |
fo shizzle my nizzle dawg. |